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18831686 No.18831686 [Reply] [Original]

Are you down with low carb cheese steaks? Taking the bread out of the equation makes it an healthy meal instead of a express train ride to diabetes and dementia.

>> No.18831692

>>18831686
Considering the current availability of grain-free bread items, this is nothing but social media 'lookit me being quirky' kinda shit. So no, not this version

>> No.18831793

>>18831686
Mmm. I lurve salt.

>> No.18831942

>>18831793
There is nothing wrong with salt.

>> No.18831943

>not putting your cheesesteak in between two fried chicken breast cutlets
Ngmi, bruh

>> No.18831947

>>18831943
You forgot to wrap it in bacon.

>> No.18831983
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18831983

>frozen steakums, kraft cheese whiz, and the shittiest pickles available anywhere
You could add literally any bread to that plate and it would immediately be the healthiest thing in the picture.

>> No.18831998

I don't eat low carb because I don't want the keto hairloss associated with it. Nothing personal redditor.

>> No.18832797

>>18831947
Is is customary for ketards

>> No.18832807

>>18831686
Do you still enjoy paint or did removing the lead ruin the whole experience for you?

>> No.18833506

>>18831942
It causes stomach cancer

>> No.18833614
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18833614

>>18833506
>being scared of diseases of age
imagine having such weak polymerase that even your own body is trying to remove you from the gene pool

>> No.18833671

>>18831686
i'm sure this is great as a snack occasionally but god i would want the bread so bad

>> No.18833730

>>18831686
Why not just use a tortilla

>> No.18833736

>>18833506
i’ve come to accept that everyone is going to die of some sort of cancer. might as well enjoy food until then

>> No.18833797

>>18833736
>>18833614
Nice pivot

>> No.18833804

>>18833736
>never improve
Sad

>> No.18833831

Pickles are for manchildren with fried taste buds, mmm I love tasting nothing but salt and brine that overpowers all flavors

>> No.18833979

>>18831686
one pickle is 5 servings so how do you do this? the whole thing is 50 perecent of your daily value of salt and that isnt including all thrt cheese

>>18833831
its a good weight loss tool. zero calories, good texture, tastes alright compared to things like ricecakes and is salty enough you really shouldnt want to eat anything else after

>> No.18833991

>>18833614
yes anon, age is the reason Japan has those abnormal rates of stomach cancer.

>> No.18834406

>>18833991
No its from all the carbs they ingest via rice.

>> No.18834411

>>18831686
I would seriously love to put my hands around your neck and choke you unconscious.

>> No.18834476

>>18834411
Friend your anger is being driven from the inflammation caused by all the carbs you ingest. Eat a steak and chill bro.

>> No.18834485

>>18834476
Nah, just don't like retards.

>> No.18834492

>>18831686
Pickled foods increase your risk for cancer. I hope going low-carb was worth it.

Or maybe just realize that being a faggot is never worth it.

>> No.18834506

>>18834492
>Pickled foods increase your risk for cancer.
So do carbs. Carbs are literally the fuel for cancer.

>> No.18834563

>>18834506
Any food is the fuel for cancer

>> No.18834569

>>18831686
it's weird how people have weird religious beliefs about food and "muh health"
how many dumbass fads do we need before you realize it's just ecelebs grifting

anyway that looks gross because it's a giant pickle and fake cheese

>> No.18834590

>>18834569
I'm gonna give ur mum a giant pickle with real cheese if you catch my drift.