/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18826868
salt pepper and cheese
but you're probably just a bitch

>>18826868
salt and a small bit of butter

ketchup
salsa
shakshuka instead

>>18826868
don't overcook them nigger

>i'm not a burgermutt so i have access to completely natural eggs from local farmers and it still tastes like shit.

Are you implying you can't get eggs locally in the US? I hate eurofags.

>scrambled
Fry em over easy nigger.
If you're going to scramble then make an omelet

>>18826868
Low heat, shit ton of butter, stir constantly.

>>18826868
>I’m not a moron I just don’t know how to make scrambled eggs palatable
Uh…

>>18826868
Art

>>18826933
This. you put more butter than eggs

>le ebin french butter sauce
just say you don't want eggs desu

>>18826940
This is also the secret to making fried eggs good as well. Lots of butter.

>>18826918
The things you buy at the supermegashartmart are not eggs.

>>18826868
I use these mini whisks. Just whisk it constantly over low heat

>>18826868
Salt, pepper and cheese

>>18826868
just go to McDonalds dumbass

>>18826948
>The things you buy at the supermegashartmart are not eggs.
You can't make one disparaging remark about Mexicans without being banned, but half of /ck/ just shits all over America? Heh, no problem!
And yes, we can/do buy real eggs in America.

>>18826872
FPBP

>>18826959
OP is asking for things to add to his bone-dry, almost burnt egg cake. Like soy sauce, ketchup, mayo and deep fried onions. He's (he's a he) not asking for proper pans with proper heat and proper tools. Let alone proper Maldon salt and freshly ground Lampong pepper.

>>18826868
butter anon. butter. mutt food requires mutt ingredients

>>18827141
People don’t use butter to cook their eggs in other countries? Someone better tell France they’re doing it wrong

>>18826868
Is it even possible to fuck up scrambled eggs?

low heat, never stir, lift or push the eggs with a spatula, lift the pan from the heat move the eggs. dont let them settle too long. pour scrambled eggs onto melted butter to begin.

>>18827007
And cook them in 3lb of butter whilst riding your mobility scooter around the kitchen

>>18826868
>>18826933
retarded.
Make them as fast as possible.
Let the pan/butter/oil reach maximum heat and put the unscrambled eggs on it. Stir it for a few seconds and take it of the heat.

>>18827422
Only a fool would rush scrambled eggs.

>>18827422
Do this if you want bland rubbery eggs

>>18826868
try milk, cheese and butter

>>18826868
butter lots of butter.

Grate some gruyere in there

>>18826868
A little bit of söy sauce is the secret to a tasty omelette or scrambled egg

>>18826868
creme, and velveeta, maybe cayenne

when I was a kid I had them with velveeta and peanut butter.

>>18826868
By soft boiling them.

Add a dash of milk to the eggs for sweetness plus a tiny bit of salt. Cook in butter or oil on medium-medium low heat

>>18826868
ketchup
eat with sausages/bacon, and toast.

>>18827355
Not banned, I assume?
Thanks for proving my point.

>>18827488
>Grate some gruyere in there

dont overcook them nigger

The secret ingredient is LOVE, you dumb kike

>>18826868
add butter, a dash of milk, a tiny bit of soy sauce, and cook it very slowly on low heat. When finished add salt and pepper.

>>18826868
Crack egg in bowl. Scramble. Microwave 30 seconds

My preferred way is to whisk them in a bowl first and add them to a hot pan, push it around with a spatula for 2 minutes and wa la. It's a fine line between undercooked and overcooked so they require constant attention

>>18830340
>Microwave 30 seconds
Not exactly "scrambled eggs", but it comes out light and fluffy.
I use a big coffee mug. Salt and pepper also helps.

>>18826868
Low heat, lots of butter, and grated high fat cheese (Gruyrer, Gouda, etc.). Stirr very frequently and season it with a little salt, pepper, smoked paprika und a little ginger powder (optional, but I really like it). Cook until it reaches your desired consistency, I like them at the consistency you can spread them well on bread. You can optionally top them with some chili sauce like sriracha or whatever you like

>18826868
Why are yuropoors like this?

>>18826868
Fry bacon bits first then add eggs and butter.

>>18826868
>can't figure out how to make scrambled eggs without fucking them up
Did your handler post this for you? I can't believe someone that stupid could manage to post on 4chan.

>>18831894
Based, the ONLY acceptable answer. I like a ratio of 5oz of bacon bits to 4 medium eggs and 1/2oz of butter. Occasionally I mix in some american cheese as well

Crack your eggs into a bowl and add 1 - 2 tablespoons of milk per egg and beat them. Then preheat your pan and melt butter in it. Pour the eggs in and cook. Stir as little or as much as you prefer. Serve over buttered toast, seasoned with salt and pepper, and garnish with chopped parsley.

>>>/trash/

>>18826868
>How do i make scrambled eggs taste good?
Pretend it's your wife's boyfriend's cummies and put them in your mouth.

>>18826948
Oh really? What are they then? Please do tell, I’m interested in what your response is.

>>18826868
Worcester sauce.