/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>eat out doll
>still horny at 4am

>>18826036
Thats a man

>>18826030
the only thing wide here is your gaping asshole

>>18826030
Well now I would like sauce on this image

>>18827035
Gonna second this motion. Will OP be a faggot?

>>18826030
Emm sauce?

>>18826030
ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli

>>18826030
is coffee good for you?

>>18826030
those 2 events are unrelated.
a thread died for this.

> Make cookies with the amount of sugar dictated by an american recipe.
> Cannot go to sleep, feel full of energy at 3am.
> Go for a jog at 3am, casually do 20km when I'm usually spent around 10km.

I still have no idea what actually happened, but since then, I half the amount of sugar in every american recipe.

>>18831575
>eats american recipe
>energized, jogs for the first time in months
>does twice as good as usual to boot
You're welcome.

>>18829877
nope, chocolate is full of caffeine
most idiots don’t know this and then complain about insomnia

>>18831575
things that didn't happen.

how many cookies did you eat?

just kidding, I don't care fuck off.

>>18826030
>be used to about 430 mg caffeine
>eat chocolate in middle of night
>sleep like the dead
Get on my level

>>18827035
>>18827047
>>18827573
Here you go little babies 104365563

>>18831575
That isn’t how energy or sugar works but I wouldn’t expect dumb fucks like you to understand that.

I used to sleep while doing meth. Are you people really this fucking weak?

>>18832162
Man fuck sadpanda. Stupid elitism for the sake of it

>>18832509
>making an account to prevent people from spamming illegal content is elitism
Just make your own image hosting site then, you down to earth little faggot.

>>18832509
Clear your cookies, make an account, log in to the forum and wa la.

>>18832162
What the fuck is that number about?
What site?
It isn't like there's only one porn site.

>>18832588
Pixiv

>eat a bar of dark chocolate
>suffer a lethal dose of cadmium and lead poisoning

>>18832912
>take my fifth booster shot
>suddenly drop dead for (((unknown reasons)))

Thanks Obama

>>18829877
Not a bad thread to have i say, chap

>>18832151
Caffeine doesn't keep you awake

>>18832912
>chocolate is dangerous, here's some artificial sugar for you instead
>butter isn't good for you, here's artificial butter for you instead
>meat is dangerous, here's some bugs for you instead
>outside is unsafe due to climate change, here's some inside for you instead
yeah I think it's bullshit I'm going to eat whatever I want and go outside thank you very much.

>>18831575
>sugar dictated by an american recipe.
High sugar merican shit only makes me sleepy

>>18826095
it actually was

crop hentai threads > all other threads

>>18826030
Who eats a whole bar of dark chocolate? Dingus.

>drink 3 gocky golers between 11-18
>unable to fall asleep at 23:30, wake up 7 times during the night in fear

>>18833234
White women

>dont drink caffiene for one 24 hour period
>fall asleep actually tired
>wake up completely refreshed
>make a pot of coffee anyways

>>18833046
why not

I want to see the deleted image.

>>18834064
It's gross dude. Covered in bird poop, all thick and gooey and white.

>>18832162
>otokonoko
mighty good taste

>>18833921
You did the right thing in because the caffeine withdrawals would have killed you

>>18832162
Fucking nasty

>18826030
>eat a bar of dark chocolate
>wide awake at 4 am bullying my prostate
That's because it acts as an aphrodisiacand also has caffiene in it which is also aphrodisiac. I eat dark choclate when I plan on pounding my prostate, in fact I've eaten some already

>>18836079
Hot.
>bitch hips in image
Not.

>>18831575
>euro eats more then 800 calories in one day
>gets one step closer to understanding how American industrialization crushed his "country"

But yeah american recipes have horrifying sugar quantities. I saw fucking 70 grams in an energy drink yesterday. "1 serving"

>>18832162
that literally doesn't work

>>18836236
>>18832162
oh its pixiv
shit site

>>18836239
Only one that didn't bend the knee to the us governments megalist act

>>18836250
Not him but what habbend?

>>18836250
Pixiv is a pain in the ass to use

>>18836256
Nothing. Every booru just ran donations for emergency hard drives, suddenly needing to store much more data then they had all at the same time. Don't look up any of the things that got passed into law around then. They would never hide unrelated stuff into other bills. Don't worry about it.

>>18836270
Uhhh... okay...

>>18836278
They're storing tons of data on everything you look at.

>>18836286
That sounds fun. When I die they can put a QR code on my headstone for visitors to relive my digital life.

>>18836295
holy based

>>18836295
>It's just....it's just animal dicks
>we don't even know what some of them are
>we discovered entire new species in there
>real ones

>>18836311
>fbi intern stops, looks up
>Bigfoots...real. and hes...hung

>>18836295
>>18836311
>>18836318
fucking kek