/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18810740
Raisins or dates in oatmeal cookies are fucking horrid

>>18810749
I pity you.

>>18810749
kwab

>>18810740
I think indian curry is a mess of a dish and doesn't deserve any of the praise it gets.

>>18810749
Oatmeal rasin cookies are better than choccy chip

>>18810757
"Indian curry" isn't a dish

I love all kinds of raisins and fifs but I can't stand dates

>>18810763
The curries people from India make. I've tried multiple and they just aren't very good. Is that better?

>>18810740
I like dates and prunes, but dont eat them because of the poopies

>>18810777
Indians are not "people"

>>18810760
It's a shame people act like oatmeal raisin cookies are the devil. Chocolate chips can be overwhelmingly sweet, raisins are pretty mild and never offend me like that

>>18810804
Fair

I look down on people with nut allergies.
They’re inferior sub-humans

>>18810844
Why do you want tart in your sweet cookie?
It clashes
Plain oatmeal is underrated

>>18810980
>Why do you want tart in your sweet cookie?
Not him, but contrast.

>>18810988
How many other cookies have that stark of contrast in them?

if you like anything vinegary you are a wanker who probably secretly scrubs himself with towels soaked in vinegar

>>18810990
White chocolate and cranberries.

>>18810740
I look down on olive haters

I look down on people who have nothing better in their lives to do but to give a shit about what others eat

>>18810740
she's too fucking perfect

>>18811203
If she is so perfect why did the bitch need fake tits

>>18810760
True, from consistency to flavour, raisins are superior. Only sugar addicted fags and kids disagree on it

>>18811185
wowowowowowow, easy there buddy, slow your roll

>>18810740
I look down on people who don't eat fruit

>>18810757
I mean, you got filtered. So many flavours going on in a decent curry, it's like you don't like tasty herbs

>>18810740
If you can't process dairy you should freeze to death in the dark as god intended.

>>18810740
I just coomed to tswift :)

>>18811354
Are you a cow?
Why you drink cows milk?

>>18811025
and they are the GOAT

>>18810740
Gluten allergies and lactose intolerance are made up stuff.

if a customer asks me for ketchup, a1, or heins 57, i say we're out.
also fuck you for ordering coffee at a steakhouse

>>18811437
somebody tell that to my anus tube 'cuz if i drink milk i'm shittin' soft-serve for an hour.

>>18810740
Olives are disgusting

>>18811453
>also fuck you for ordering coffee at a steakhouse
Fuck you too.

>>18811325
Love em. India fucks em up

>>18810740
I think mexican food sucks

>>18810740
when i cough and a loogie comes up, i chew on in a bit and swallow

I also don't like italian food.

>>18810783
I eat them FOR the poopies. Poopie is good

i hate raisins but like grapes. i hate cucumbers but like pickles. i hate olives of all kinds.

the reason i hate raisins is just the texture. i hate really chewy shit like that, not so much the flavor.

>>18810740
I don't treat people that only order out and can't cook for themselves as adults.

>>18810740
qt

>>18811208
She got em done!?

Monkfish are overrated as a low-mid tier ironman food. Zero reason too use them instead of karambwans.

>>18812045
No, she just gained weight.

>>18810740
Mexican food is good. But it’s not great. It’s not on the same level as Italian or Chinese

raisins suck. yet I agree with this >>18810760

>>18810740
Americanised Mexican food is better than authentic Mexican food. Who the fuck wants to deep fry soft tortillas and use them as chips? That's retarded. Corn chips and hard shell tacos are objectively better.

>>18810740
This but prunes.

>>18810740
I fucking hate yanks, but they're basically the only fucking country on the earth that invented and perfected breakfast food. Hashbrowns, pancakes, omelettes, breafast skillets, french toast, bacon, breakfast sausage, breakfast cereal, orange juice, and other mainstays of american breakfast foods may have originated everywhere, but the yanks assembled them into a superstar team with a lot of heavy hitters.

I'll never go south of the border to that shithole anymore voluntarily, but I can copy their example in some respects.

>>18810740
God please I just want good deep sniff of her 3 day unwashed asshole. I like raisins

>>18814354
What does any of that have to do with raisins you fucking retard?

>>18814394
Didn't you bother reading the title question you complete fucking retard?

>>18810740
Steak is boring boomer food

gluten free is fine
cow meat is overrated
animals' rights matter
CAFO industries are horrible
free-range actually tastes better
oat milk is superior to dairy
deep fried meat, but especially chicken, is gross
fruit is overrated
90% of home cooking should be done in one pot
clean dishes as you go ALWAYS
s0y is unironically a psyop
everybody uses too much oil
everybody uses too much salt
nobody uses enough white pepper

>>18811453
fuck you for working at a steakhouse
chain restaurants should all be burned down

>>18811325
You sound like you're easily manipulated

>>18815161
yeah please keep these fag takes secret thank you

>>18815210
enjoy your goyslop

>>18810740
>>18810760
Based

>>18815295
Like half of your post is listing kikified goypushed fake trends.

>>18810740
I have none. I always tell people what I eat and drink, I make it very clear. I need to be around people who eat and drink the same, both in quality and quantity.

>>18815199
wanna have a go, fag?

>>18815383
Maybe
Get them pants down and show me that hole you homo

>>18815388
sorry not a faggot like you
good job outing yourself though, pussy

>>18815315
like what? point them out specifically and we'll see how ""based"" you are.

>>18814371
You think she goes more than 12 hours without some slave personally licking her butthole clean for her?

>>18815394
I'll make you a faggot, faggot
You'll be giving me a little kiss once I'm done squeezing you sack

>>18815420
There's no need to get so teary eyed, maybe that's a gluten allergy response you're having right now ahah

>>18815428
this shit made me die of laughter hahaha

>>18815431
i'll accept that as a concession

>>18815427
>tfw you will never be Tay’s dedicated butthole cleaning slave
Why even live?

>>18815451
Yeah it typical of you types to shrivel into a coping delusion

>>18811407
Because I can. Nigger : )

>>18810740
I pity people who enjoy raisins. They ruin every meal they are in, and aren’t even nutritionally viable.

>>18811453
Why is it on the menu then?

>>18811453
Hell yeah. I fucking love lying on the internet, nice to meet a fellow fibber

>>18814066
absolutely agree
it's meat braised in some chilies and spices put in corn/flour tortillas topped with some chopped onions and cilantro every fucking time
good sure, but definitely overrated

>>18815455
>Tay
really want push that bitch into traffic desu

>>18814156
this post is confusing the hell out of me. tortillas are already made of corn bro. the flour tortilla IS the American version.

>>18810740
you'll hate this, but i love slightly burnt raisins. like if you have a muffin or something, and the raisin is on the edge of the tin when it cooks so it gets a bit more dried out and charcoal-y. i love the bittersweet lightly burnt outside and the super concentrated sweetness inside
but i also dont try to make them on purpose. its the serendipity of the moment when you do get burnt raisins that adds to the sweetness

>>18810740
my secret food opinion is that they only eat what they like, never their own.

"So why shouldn't they be able to put my food down or do anything else?"

That's the answer to Siszách's question.

>>18815108
You’ve never had a perfectly cooked ribeye with a glass of red wine have you? If you’ve only had steaks at Outback and Texas Roadhouse you wouldn’t know how delicious a great steak is.

>>18816785
>all that at 4 MPH
>driver kept going that far at that speed after hitting something inside a city outside a club

I look down on people who eat mayonnaise

>>18810740
Chicken, unless baked, is gross

String cheese makes me puke

People who drink straight out of the milk carton are disgusting

Carrots aren't very tasty

I actually enjoy Calamari

People who use proper silverware etiquette are pretentious fucktards who weren't bullied enough growing up

I look down on the French for eating snails. They'd probably be the first to eat the bugs too

I think people who eat Chitlins are low class

I never much liked PB&J Sandwiches, just peanut butter is fine

Baloney is fucking gross

>>18810947
You'd look down on my dad then

>>18818696
Three more:

I think vegans need to die in most cases

Italian food is good, if a tad overrated.

Don't care about Mexican migrants, the more taco trucks the merrier. If you don't like it piss off.

>>18817726
Good. My ex ate that shit all the time and it was such a turn off

>>18810751
I don't need your pity. Crammit.

>>18818717
Your going to love my toes in your mouth. Vatnik scum.

>>18818696
>Chicken, unless baked, is gross
Let me guess, you, a sibling or a parent got food poisoning from undercooked chicken?
>I look down on the French for eating snails. They'd probably be the first to eat the bugs too
/pol/tard brainrot, you fell for their psyop meme
>calls others low class
>complains about silverware etiquette (the easiest part of table etiquette)
So you're mad you got FILTERED and are actually low class yourself and projecting that onto others.

>>18810740
If I can hear you chewing you are a fucking neanderthal who doesn't deserve to exist in society.

>>18818727
>r/iamveryrandom

Cheap pralines are the best

>>18810740
I think eating oreos the way most people do, eating the cream and then maybe the cookie, is horrendous. You eat the whole thing like a sandwich.

>>18816156
Imagine being proud that you can drink a cow's modified sweat. Why don't you drink dog milk or horse milk while you are at it.

I find blue cheese abhorrent and genuinely don't understand how it ever became a widespread cheese variety

>>18819327
Seethe more

>>18818798
I'd eat the fuck out of that

>>18810996
>down at chippy
>no vinegar for me thanks!
you put the mad in muhammad.

>>18810740
people who's whole life revolves around beer, whisky, wine, coffee, or being a snob about anything are non humans unfit to wipe my ass.

>>18815161
this is about opinions, not coming out of the closet.

>>18819572
>he ties his sexuality to putting meat in his mouth
ngmi, sweaty

>>18819453
It's good, just don't overdo it with the raisins. Or at least not with rum raisins, it gets too sweet!

>>18810740
You just stated a fact about a thing you do you fucking retard. God you're so fucking stupid.

>>18811407
>ESL creature thinks it’s human
Kek.

>>18810947
Same.

>>18810740
Lactose intolerance is made up sissy nonsense. What, dairy makes you fart? So you pretend to be allergic? Fuck outta here.

>>18814394
you either found this site for the first time hours ago or are legitimately illiterate

>>18817163
you ever try to stop a +4,000lbs car on skinny radial tires with 4 manual drum breaks?
it could take a whole block to stop at 4mph

>>18818712
>>18817726
i will never understand people that hate mayo
its just emulsified oil & vinegar so you sandwich doesn't sog into a runny mess

>>18819842
I wish it just made me fart instead of violently shitting out the contents of my stomach.

>>18819559
>having a opinion means you're less of a person
whew im sorry you have no passion

>>18819842
That's like most blacks

>>18818752
Sneed

>>18811437
I'm with you on this one. Either attention seekers or very weak constitutional fortitude

>>18819842
>I am unable to understand that other people experience different things from me.

>>18810740
when you are only allowed one cookie so you pick chocolate chip but its fucking raisin

I do judge you for adding sugar to your coffee.

>>18816785
are the tayfags and ariposters getting along

>>18817163
Have you only just now figured out that movies aren't real?

American opinions on food are worthless, as they have never became accustomed to eating decebt quality produce on a regular basis, so they can only remember tastes partially and need to categorize everything they eat because otherwise they cannot tellthe difference.
For example, all the talk about mexican vs chinese vs italian vs whatever, when you come to it all these cuisines have completely different ways of preparing different ingredients. French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Greek, Thai, Viet, etc all have a method of preparing a big pot of boiled meat and vegetables. It's mostly the same dish with different details. Yet americans cannot conceive that mexican food doesn't have shitty "cheese", that italian food doesn't have tomato sauce, that chinese food doesn't have wok fried stuff, that french food doesn't have butter, etc. Since americans mostly lack experience travelling to other countries and not eatin only at tourists traps, they think each country is the caricature they are exposed to when they go to shitty restaurants. Just like they think italians eat meatballs because it's there in italian restaurants and that chinese food is what they eat at those chain takeout places. The most adventurous of them just go to youtube and then they think youtibe is the faithful representation of another country, so in essence they are still ignorant but in a different way.
Obviously, living in the largest economy in the world provides little incentive to explore other economies, because of the fake sense that there can't be anything better out there.
And that is why I never take an american's opinion on food seriously. All those american youtube cooks are frauds, you just unfortunately don't know any better.

>>18810740
I'm not a vegan nor do am I gluten intolerant, but I think some veganized or gf baked goods taste better than the original

I will literally kill all of you. Please clap.

>>18817726
Baste

If you cut the crust from your bread, you simply don't like bread. The crust is the best part.

>>18821978
>I'm not a vegan but

>>18821968
Our collective perception of reality is simplified by our brains to reduce anxiety and uncertainty. Therefore, tropes and stereotypes are a defense mechanism that the brain has to help it simplify life. The grader collective of people of any country have never travelled abroad, and often not even inside their own countries. If you ask a Japanese person what is Italian food, they think of tomato sauce, pasta and cheese. If you ask an Italian what is American food, they'll think of barbecue and burgers. If you ask an Argentinian about Japanese food, they'll think of sushi.

I know it's fun to tease the Americans, but posts like yours are beyond the scope of le funny meme about Ameributters and come of as mean-spirited and bitter.

>>18810740
It reflect bad on you to use paper plates and foil pans.

>>18810996
How did you know?

>>18818735
Good. I made one person sneed. That's all I needed. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go polish a boner off to your mom

>>18810749
>filtered

>>18811894
>t. jawlet

>>18821968
Absolutely rent free

>>18810740
cooking steak past blue rare is a waste of good meat
people look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them, but you're the real lunatics burning all the flavor right out

>>18810740
I fucking hate the texture of glutinous rice products, like mochi and tteokbokki. I cannot stand them.

>>18823628
fake opinion

>>18823810
it's my opinion and it's very real, autismo.
well-done chicken? of course. well done pork? fine. but steak? can't be bloody enough. cope and seethe about it if you must.

>>18823815
it's fake because there's no reason why beef would be different from any other red meat in that regard. you can PREFER uncooked meat, that's an opinion. but to think other peoples' preferences are beneath yours is the real lunacy here.

>>18823824
I only look down on them because they look down on me
>ewww anon, you like uncooked steak gross!
no YOU'RE gross, fuck you

>>18822064
>If you ask a Japanese person what is Italian food, they think of tomato sauce, pasta and cheese. If you ask an Italian what is American food, they'll think of barbecue and burgers. If you ask an Argentinian about Japanese food, they'll think of sushi.

This might be true, but these cultures are used t eating good quality produce; that is the first thing mentioned in that post. Americans on average only eat incredibly low quality vegetables and protein since they were kids; they haven't built an expectation for what good ingredients taste like. The chlorinated chicken, the refrigerated eggs, the GMO vegetables, they all compromise flavor for something else.

It's the reason why Americans interested in gastronomy are genuinely surprised when they do travel abroad and eat simple food and it tastes great. In these other cultures, when we make a simple dish we expect it to be tasty like our good memories of it, and we get pissed of when the courgette, carrot, tomato, sea bream, shrimp, turkey leg, etc is of poor quality. For americans, that's the norm. That's why Americans regularly cite eating some extremely simple yet tasty dish X at country Y as a life changing experience. American society sacrificed love and respect for food as a cultural phenomenon in lieu of abundance and excess availability. Obviously a few americans are against that and try to go down the other path, but I imagine it's almost impossible to become accustomed to something that just isn't as easily available (quality ingredients).

continued below

>>18823856
continued

For example, in my country of Portugal I can buy fresh Iberico pig meat for 13€/kg. And fresh wild atlantic fatty fish (sea bream, sea bass, mackerels, snappers, flat fishes, mullet etc) around 10€ or less (closer to 20€ for sea bass, it's rarer now). For example, my favorite meal is fresh fish grilled on charcoal with salt, olive oil and garlic. Put a wild sea bass on the charcoal grill and its fat is so naturally delicious that you will slobber yourself if it's cooked to the right temperature. I love fancy meals wit technique, but in terms of pure deliciousness, the great ingredients are already 90% as they will ever be when cooked in simple ways. For americans, this empirical fact is often a "lesson" the learn when they go abroad, because it's not a common occurrence in their country.

>>18814156
This. Also Americanized italian and chinese food are better than "authentic" versions.

>>18823856
>>18823871
How many times have you been to the US?

>>18823897
4 times.

>>18823856
>>18823871
>Americans don't understand
>Chlorinated chicken
>Refrigerated eggs
>GMO vegetables
>Muh PVRE PORTUNOL SEAFOOD
Oh so you're just a retard, cool.

>>18810996
You unironically deserve the rope. Absolutely subhuman opinion

Indian food is all disgusting
Curry is the worst dish everyone pretends to like
Beer is awful
All wine is just sour grape water
Italian food is mid

words used to describe food makes you sound like a baby when you say them.
>tasty
>yummy
>delicious
>spicy
>fluffy
i just wish there were more detailed words for talking about cooking.

>>18824519
my egg bake was tasty, it was yummy, it was delicious, it was spicy, and it was fluffy. It was tasty as always, but not as well fried as it could be. The sauce seemed to be making you want to stir well, which is nice to have included, but no way I could believe that something that so obviously is the real deal in any other bakery. Instead, I used a homemade butter sauce which actually tastes better (after I cooked it in a pre-drying pan for an hour before I added more of the ingredients to it) and that adds a beautiful texture to the cake. It's one of those cake cakes, and I'm super super thankful for it. But seriously, who doesn't love something delicious and decadent?! It's so sweet!! It's even delicious with the sauce!! I'm all, "Can this be?" (although I wouldn't want it to be!! No worries, I know this cake tastes great on it's own anyway.) After all, I was really making it up a while ago , so what were the odds that this was going to get posted in the popular "popular" recipe community. So this is what I do myself. So I'm hoping this is a place for you guys because now we've got a real foodie who understands how to make some delicious homemade cakes

>>18810740
>american cheese is garbage
>anyone putting american cheese on a burger or sandwich should get a firing squad
>picky eaters who turn their noses up at good food should be openly mocked and shunned as mentally deficient idiotic children. Ie. if they won't eat onions, olives, tomatoes, cilantro
>If kids act like picky contrarian assholes for fun, you should make them eat the food (at least trying one bite) or let them starve.

>>18824519
For me it's Yummo.

>>18810740
There is too much to learn about different cuisines and its overwhelming especially when pork shoulder is as fattening as it is. So it is more fun to discuss potato chips.

>>18824978
GTFO and kill yourself, multicultist

>>18810740
Then look directly because they are the most worthless form of a grape.

Everyone who claims to like beets is lying.

>>18810749
Soak the raisins in warm water first.

When someone dissects every piece of meat, potato or whatever because it has a speck of fat, skin, membrane or other misc imperfection so they can carefully cut it away and avoid it instead of just eating normally I know they are insufferable humanbeings.

Same with those who insult and put down obese peopl as they are 75% on their way there while acting pissy and moaning when given good food that just isn't as loaded with cream, fat and sugar as it could be.

People who excuse their extremely shitty diet with "You gotta die sometime". As if obesity isn't a long painful journey of hospitalization, pain and partial loss off functions. Somehow they can't think of death in any other way than getting a heartattack and dying on the spot or in their sleep.

>>18810757
This. I hate pajeet cooking.

>>18810740
Pizzas always taste better with a little french fry seasoning

>>18824039
With you

>>18825512
Beets are delicious. Have them as Borscht with wodka tavaritsj.

>>18826657
gristle, sinew, cartilage is delicious. The trick is to cook it separately from the main piece of meat, for e.g. steak because it needs a lot longer. You literally hit it with as much heat as possible and pour some liquid on it to get some pan juices. Tried this with venison sinew and whilst chewy, it was a different experience that was enjoyable if you like different textures like many asian cuisines do.

Tex-mex is better than authentic Mexican food by miles. Americanised Chinese food is also much better than authentic Chinese food.

>>18810749
>I don't like nice things: the post

>>18810740
Potato chips are pretty shit tier snacks as an adult. Their flavors are generally one-note, they're either generally unhealthy/shit nutrition or unpalatable. Outside of some utility they might provide in certain situations due to a lack of planning something better, I think they're only fit for children, and I can't really recommend them at that.

>>18823897
Never. If I ever come to the USA it will be as an Orbital Drop Trooper under cover of Nuclear hellfire after Hitler reveals his secret Nazi moonbase and takes revenge for world war 2.

>>18810740
I don't have secret food opinions. I spew my opinions all the time with no hesitation like a narcissistic autist.
I WILL judge you if you are a picky eater.
I WILL judge you if you have a dirty kitchen.
I WILL judge you if you have a weird diet due to mental issues rather than something legitimately health related.
I WILL judge you for any reasons just to start an argument.
That's all.

>>18811325
"I'm going to but 300 herbs in a bowl of soup and say that I just have a more refined palate than you"

>>18827259
need to see her use ari as her feet slave

>>18811437
Completely. Cultures all around the world who are supposedly genetically incapable of processing lactose raise dairy animals and use dairy products in their food with no problem. Even white northern Europeans, supposedly the only group capable of processing lactose, have been raising dairy animals and eating dairy products since thousands of years before they "adapted" to be able to digest it.

>>18825512
I eat them almost every day desu

>>18810760
Hell yeah, I've come to really love oatmeal cookies around christmastime

>>18810947
hey man come on we're all friends here
I can still eat peanuts at least, just not literally any tree nut

>>18816785
>turns into a ps4 cutscene once she gets hit
Hee hee cgi funny. My favorite cgi is from spider man where his arms and legs stretch like a cartoon character.

>>18819842
Dude if you smelled the noxious gas that comes out from me when I down 3 glasses of milk in a sitting you'd fuckin' believe in lactose intolerance.

>>18827064
Yes but it's still better than a heavily processed sugary snack.

>>18810777
Which ones did you try?

>>18827050
>this nigga eatin' taco bell and panda express
lmao I only eat burger king where you can eat like a king!

>>18810947
same, I've broke off relationships with people on the basis that I don't want to be around people I can't eat peanut butter near.

>>18810740
I like canned peas.
I sometimes like the Parmesan cheese from the green can.

>>18828408
Not really

>>18810740
I want to genocide people that can't eat non-kosher foods.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are better than chocolate chip cookies.

Cake is gross.

Mint chocolate chip is the best ice cream flavor.

But for gelato the winner is strawberry.

Matcha is delicious and anyone who disagrees has no taste. Matcha chocolate, matcha latte, matcha cheesecake.

Spaghetti is the worst noodle, angel hair should disappear.

Burgers, burritos, and kebab are basically the same thing.

Kimchi stew is fucking delicious, how can anyone not love kimchi?

>>18810760
oatmeal choccy is the forbidden king of cookies

>>18828394
Don't be ridiculous. Anybody would fart if they consumed an excess of milk in one sitting.

>>18820460
Celiacs disease fucks you up, wish it was made up. I dont even have it but people who do immediately vomit or shit their brains out, retard.

>>18828678
Try any amount of milk you stupid nigger

Potato

>>18810996
So you don't eat sushi

>>18817726
Garlic aioli and mayonnaise aren’t the same thing

>>18810740
same but with onions. I understand if someone is seriously allergic (to onions, though? Never heard of this), but if you just....don't like onions, you are objectively, most definitely, wrong.

>>18810740
raisins are pretty much the only food i refuse to eat