/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18814225
Its expensive to be a celiac

So? Most people make 200k or so if they work from home, so why not eat healthy?

>>18814225
I hate that Corporate Memphis style of art more than the price now.

>>18814233
>caring about "art"

I bet you judge a book by its cover. I bet when you go to Phnom Penh you think the cutest kid is the one that is the best lay.

Sad.

>>18814232
chuds literally live off their parents thats why they seethe so hard they cant afford it lol

>>18814225
If I ever saw this shit on a shelf I'd piss on it.

>>18814240
If the cover didn’t matter to people cover art wouldn’t exist.

>>18814243
Got that backwards, tranny
I work, therefore I actually care when the food I buy becomes obscenely expensive
If mommy and daddy were paying for everything, i probably wouldn't even know how much prices have gone up

>>18814240
>He supports Globohomo artwork

>>18814240
>I bet when you go to Phnom Penh you think the cutest kid is the one that is the best lay.
Phnom Penh taught me that.

>>18814295
Straight only.

>>18814225
I really have no clue who the fuck would buy this. Well, I the fuck bought it ONE time and it was awful. Wouldn't buy it for even a dollar. idk how they are in buisness.

>>18814240
Just transtion already.

Saw it at a Safeway-affiliated store yesterday for $8.99.
The stocker was bitching about how they "don't feel like they got anything in'em!" as she was putting them on the shelf, which made me take notice of the price and product weight.

it's for hipsters with lots of disposable income.

>>18814243
what is a chud and why do pedophile sodomites abuse that term?

>>18814375
Fuck off degenerate. Straight MAP life.

>>18814240
yes, I want my favorite artist to be the creator of a cereal box's art

>>18814240
Not him but I don't want to look at that every time I get some cereal.

Why does this particular brand of cereal set off a nuclear bomb of scub schizophrenia every fucking time it's posted?

>>18814546
>thing is posted
>"that's stupid and looks gay"
>YOU'RE SCHIZOPRHENIC

>>18814546
Because it's new and trendy. It didn't exist when the CHUD was 10 so it must be bad.

>>18814225
It's because instead of sugar they use alternative sweetening methods like stevia and allulose. You could just buy the allulose at like 7 dollars and put it on a healthier brakefast though.

>>18814581
"grain free"

>go shopping at canadian store
>take photos of prices
>post photos online
>"money is expensive amirite?"
epic win, OP

>>18814225
>unit price: $1.35 per each
what's the problem here?

>>18814546
the artstyle on the packaging is wilfully ugly and has become emblematic of big tech companies attempting to sanitize their corporate image.

>>18814571
It's not even new anymore it's been around for years

>>18814597
if you really want to you can trace it back to the 1920s and '30s, but that's giving the current iteration a little too much credit.

>>18814240
The guy talks about fucking kids in Cambodia and still none of you retards could tell it was bait

>>18814225
How many bowls can you realistically get out of a box?

>>18814624
198g in a box
38g in a serving

5 bowls

>>18814594
I'm in Arkansas. That's the price in southern dollars

>>18814240
>the cutest kid
Thank you for your service, sir.

>>18814225
trust the plan goyim.

>>18814811
Soyim

>>18814618
imagine responding to glow posts. all anons should be able to do the following

>not need to check early life section
>easily spot gpt3
>easily spot glowing posts
>easily spot shills trying to advertise product for brand

step up your 4chan game.

>>18814820
Take your meds fag

>>18814225
>>18814232
>cereal
>healthy
Meme arrows notwithstanding why not just make eggs and fried ham in the morning or something?

Why pay $20/lb for chalky cereal made with artificial sweetener and indigestible tapioca starch?

>>18814933
Because the people who buy this are psychologically children still. It's why they have their politics.

>>18814933
people (americans) would rather waste their money on these expensive alternatives than break their addiction to sugary, unsatisfying foods
t. american

>>18814811
>banning red meat and further reducing soil quality at the same time
They're gonna drop the rda for calories to 600.

>>18814546
the artstyle obviously, you must be some sort of mutt bugman to not get it

>>18814636
So, realistically, 3 bowls

>>18815032
i always forget that this is an american website

so really, you'd need at least an entire box and probably a 2 litre of royal crown to wash it down with

>>18815059
38g of cereal with half a cup of milk is not a satisfying breakfast, are you having a laugh?

>>18814811
>Nowhere in this plan does it talk about reducing the population of Africa, India and China
what the absolute fuck?

>>18815082
Please stop making anti semetic statements.

>>18815082

>>18815082
this chart is clearly only talking about the UK

>>18814228
actual Cheerios are GF now

>>18815297
I fucking hate glutenfag trendsexuals so much I wish it were a mandatory death sentence

Blueberry?

>>18814225
>grain-free cereal
$10 for processed sugar

>>18814225
>follow retarded fad diet
>opportunistic businessmen recognize that you're retarded; create products to take advantage of you
many such cases!

>>18815449
It doesn't contain any processed sugar, you dumb fucking bitch.

>>18815297
>>18815309
They were always made from oats and thus GF. they just got them officially certified as such to appease 'gluten sensitivity' trendfriends

how do you make cereal without grain

>>18815498
Yeah and I want people to be publically killed over it.

>>18814225
>globohomo art
never going to buy it moshe nosebergstein

wtf

>>18815549
I'm sorry about your autism, anon, but the public will always be dumb, and killing every normie who claims to suddenly have a gluten sensitivity won't fix that.
Unless you're talking about the very specific trend-setting alarmists who propagated the trend, in which case go right on ahead and you have my kiss of approval.

>>18815498
no. oats and wheat were nearly always processed together and nearly all oat products contained a significant amount of wheat. growing and processing practices have been updated to ensure lack of contamination

>>18815559
>a cereal made from protein powder and allulose is more expensive than one made from wheat flour and cane sugar
Unbelievable! How could this happen?

>>18815579
>killing every normie who claims to suddenly have a gluten sensitivity won't fix that.
This is where you're wrong. A couple public executions and suddenly this would become a 'problem' that no longer exists amongst the common populace.

>>18814240
What the fuck is "Phnom Penh"

>>18815632
>one schizoid personality type is killing randos in his town/city/etc for no reason!
>wow, I'd better stop believing this thing I wholeheartedly believe
You're gonna have to put a lot more thought into such a crime for it to have any effect at all. In fact, I think you're just too lazy to do the necessary specific research into the holistic medicine people who it would actually benefit the world to install skylights in.

>>18815667
>>one schizoid personality type is killing randos in his town/city/etc for no reason!
How does this relate to systematic town square beheadings?

>>18814228
figuratively doesn't exist, why are wypipo so weak minded

>>18815683
You don't have a system at your disposal. Get real. If you want glutenfriends to stop acting out, you're going to have to put a lot more thought into it than 'boy, it'd be great if every state government decided to hate them all at once.'

>>18815545
with tapioca and chirory root
tapioca is nice, it makes fluffly '' pao de queijo'' ( brazilan cheesy buns, not really a bready texture but more a gooey mochi texture )
and a sweetner called allulose who is still not autorised in europe

celiac is real. gluten-free-as-a-health-food-diet is misleading and will do nothing for you if you are normal

>>18815721
>You don't have a system at your disposal
Yet.

But whether or not it was wasn't the point of the post. The point was that it'd work, because glutenfaggotry is a fake psychological scam that nobody would try pushing if they saw that they weren't able to just Karen everybody around them with oversocialization bullshit like they do but instead got actual real and tangible consequences for their action.

>>18815750
Yes, and phantasizing about 'oh, if I could make the system do this, they'd be sorry' is unproductive. Everyone knows half of society's aims are dumb bullshit produced solely by an environment where you don't get slapped around for acting stupid in public. If you object to glutenfrienddotry in more than a 'man this is kinda lame' way, you should be thinking over how you could actually stifle it in your local area.
Or everywhere, but I won't fedpost to explain that.

>>18815760
>phantasizing
lol

It'd work.
I want you dead.
There really isn't anything more to it than that no matter how much you cope.
I. want. you. dead.

Simple as

>>18815779
I spelt it with a 'ph' to make you mad.
You got mad.
You are exactly what I thought you were, and nobody is afraid of you because you will act hard online all your life but you will never act out- not even when it is beneficial to do so and you'd be able to get away with it.
You're a machine made of meat.

>>18815785
based

>>18814225
imagine buying food with globohomo art
probably made with bugs

>>18815545
Black magic

>>18815559
>sunflower oil

aaaaand dropped.

>>18814225
>*doesn't buy it*
Your move.

>>18815785
>hurry durr u mad bro??
Did you really think this wouldn't be an embarrassing thing to post?

>>18816292
This is an anonymous board. It is literally impossible for me to embarrass myself in a way that means anything.
And yet you still got mad, bro.

>>18814232
Eating healthy requires very little money because produce is practically given away. Top it up with whatever cheap animal products you can find and you're sorted.

>>18814225
They won't even pay for real box art.

>>18816372
>Eating healthy requires very little money because produce is practically given away
This hasn't been true in a long time, veggies are expensive as hell especially if you want to get fresh organic. A single onion is a dollar, it is not filling at all. I could get a double cheeseburger at mcdonalds for a few cents more and be full for half the day.

>>18815711
>doesnt exist
nigga shutup i see them in the supermarket all the time

>>18815559
Diarrhea for days

>>18814225
>specialty, processed, prepacked cereal
>HOW CAN THIS BE SO EXPENSIVE?!
Does it honestly matter whether it's a bot thread or not at this point? Even if OP is a human, he's a goddamned stupid motherfucker whose contributions are worth less than an actual robot.
Shit thread, shit OP, everyone should abandon this garbage.

Just steal it and see if you like it. It's Walmart.

>"keto" cereal
>15g of carbs

>>18814225
globohomo artstyle. burn the store down

>>18815559
What the hell this piece of shit isn't even fortified? Whats the point?!

>>18814811
>Just stop mining and growing anything
It's enrapturing to imagine someone may have made this seriously.

>>18816297
Goddamn I have never seen people who need a hotel room more. Please just hook up on discord or something.

Its a highly specialized product with little demand. Also its aimed towards yuppies so they can easily charge more.

>>18814225
and there's not even any cereals in it

>>18815559
>net carbs

Biggest scam in the industry.

>>18816478
>stealing DEFINITELY only affects le evil ceo and not low level employees and customers

>>18818325
>walmart has to raise prices of its food, making it more in line with small locally owned grocery stores which can now be competitive
>walmart fires people and breaks them free of working for slave wages, into the fire potentially finding a real job

Dont worry, they have gouged so hard in the last 3 years, their margins have increased so much, theft can exponentially increase and it wont actually matter.

>>18814240
Uooooh!

>>18818291
Redpill me on net carbs.

>>18818370
Net carbs are just a marketing ploy. It makes the uninformed think that their food is lower carb than it actually is.

>>18814225
or go into the mexican store and buy a giant bag of generic cereal for one buck

>>18818356
T. Complains about ‘le hekkin FOOD DESERTS’

>>18815082
The goal is to make them 99% of the population in every country, ruled over by an elite 1% of God’s Chosen People. Remember: ‘goyim’ means ‘cattle’

>>18818380
>just jangle some keys and spray him with juice, that’ll probably work
Or you can carry a gun and shoot the thing dead.

>>18818473
But guns are scary and for black people.

>>18818436
I like that you brought up "food deserts" unprompted, immediately after you implied how vastly important Walmart is in terms of employment and food supply to you.
Really makes you think.

>>18818380
BROWN? GET DOWN!
BLACK? FIGHT BACK!

>>18818473
You've got to have at least a 45 bigger to stop a bear