/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Breakfast
>3 pancakes with syrup and whipped cream
>4 egg omelette with cheddar cheese, 3 pork sausages, 5 strips of bacon, 2 pieces of melted cheddar and gruyere cheese on toast, fried mushrooms and tomatoes, a can of giant baked greek style beans in tomato sauce and some orange juice

Lunch

>large pan pizza with extra pepperoni and jalapenos
>12 honey garlic wings
>ranch sauce
>5 chicken strips and fries, honey mustard

>afternoon snack
small bag of cool ranch doritos and a pack of milk chocolate covered almonds

>dinner
2 bacon cheese burgers from five guys and a large order of cajun style fries
>pepperoni hot pocket
>box of macaroni and cheese that i added extra shredded cheddar onto

>dessert
5 scoops of B&J's chocolate brownie ice cream and a chewy chocolate chip cookie

Before anyone asks, yes I am obese. This was at my lowest point and I felt horrible at the end of the day. I wasn't even hungry it was just emotional eating. I'm a weak piece of shit who couldn't even go 1 week into his new years resolution to diet properly. It's unironically over for me. I've passed the 300lbs mark I'm a balding manlet to top it off. I'm just going to embrace this until I die a premature death, fuck it, life isn't worth shit anymore anyway. It's all bullshit.

>>18792273
Jesus Christ dude. Turn to Jesus. Gluttony is a sin.

>>18792273
Hey, maybe if you eat enough you'll turn into a Great Unclean One.

>>18792287
Is this a hindu demon? spooky.

>>18792273
Go to /fit/, you can do it!
also I like DDP Yoga.

>>18792303
Assyrian actually.

>>18792304
I can't do it didn't you read my post whore? I have failed and have no willpower. I've been to /fit/ nothing works I have no mental capacity to embrace torturing my body (yes for me eating less and eating "healthy" is basically a form of torture). My body is so accustomed to eating salty, fatty, sugary things that anything else is miserable to me. The healthiest thing I've eaten this week is crab cake and those were deep fried and I ate 8 of them in one sitting. IT'S OVER for me. Btw how tf would I even do yoga? I'm fucking 312lbs. This is why women should not be allowed on the internet. Fuck me.

>>18792315
Disregard, I'm a dumbass. It's Mesopotamian, not Assyrian.

>>18792315
The demons from the Lesser Keys of Solomon are actually quite fascinating. you should look into it.

>>18792321
One failure means nothing
DDP was a professional wrestler. He has helped people who were basically crippled to from being overweight/muscle problems to become fit and flexible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FSZJu448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtlmkEJgC4
If they can you can. Small steps.

>>18792237
bacon egg and cheese biscuit
bag of cheez its
2 poptarts
hersheys bar
zaxby's nibbler meal (3 mini chicken sandwiches and fries)
one piece of toast
two lemon sugar cookies
one piece of cinnamon bread
cinnamon roll

i cant remember the rest from that day

>>18792456
another day i ate an entire pack of golden oreos, 12 sugar cookies, and an entire pack of keebler fudge stripes

on a separate day i've eaten two large packs of sour gummy worms and 24 sugar cookies

>>18792467
how do you bring yourself to eat that much sugar?

>>18792515
compulsion.
it was pretty painful and i had cramps for the next day or two.

>>18792237
I was once invited to this crazy banquet that entailed something like a 20-course meal. It wasn’t the actual reception, but it was in association with a wedding. I gather that the banquet cost something like $30k; several hundred dollars per guest.

>>18792237
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

>>18792706
that's not funny :(

>>18792706
this is so sad won’t somebody think of the owners

>>18792706
Always up for a Simpsons quote

I don't know man. I do remember one night I made a banging curry and dished up a generous portion. Then my mum came home with fish and chips. I was fuckin eating and drinking until about 2am and watching Survivor Man. Was pretty dope.

>>18792273
>America! America! God shed His grace on thee

>>18792237
I think I did a whole frozen pizza and a box of mac and cheese in a single day

>>18792237
>11 years old
>dad makes homemade cheese enchiladas
>eat about a dozen
>can't move for 5 hours
>next day crap out a concrete christmas tree
>did it again 13 years later when I made enchiladas
not doing that again.

>>18792237
I have never thought about this. Probably when I was living in Italy though. I remember having a three course lunch and then a 5 course dinner in less than 8 hour time frame that was probably the most.

>>18792273
I could choose either of your meals and It would be enough for me for whole day while being 1,8m height/78 kg weigh and working out 5 times a week. Granted I have sitting job but still, try to contain yourself a little. Changing eating habits steps by steps can help you and make you enjoy vegetables

>>18795142
>78kg
Ok skelly.

>>18795156
>skelly
It is barely in green if you count by BMI

>>18792273
sounds great honestly

>>18795142
Spooky scary skeleton

>>18792237
In the past I used to drive through 3 or more drive thrus to get enough food for one meal

I used to eat 50 wings at a single sitting when they were cheap

I used to go to a Thai restaurant and eat three entrees in one sitting.

I dont leave my house much to eat anymore, so mainly I eat pizza, take out chinese, or door dashed burritos and nachos. I can eat an extra large pizza and a large cheese sticks in one sitting. I usually order about $60 of chinese take out and make one meal plus a snack out of it. Pic related is one of my Chinese orders.

Hopefully I die soon.

>>18792237
>What's the most amount of food you have ever eaten in a single day?
I don't know the answer to this, but there was a period of my life where I would regularly eat a whole large pizza by myself. I would lay in bed all day, and when I'd finally get up in the afternoon/evening I would order a pizza and eat it with beer. Sometimes I'd have hot cheetos at the same time. Would watch The Secret World of Alex Mack on a dvd I'd bought while doing this.

>>18795328
>The Secret World of Alex Mack
wow at least you were watching kino

>>18792273
>he thinks once you fall off the horse you're not allowed to get back on
cmon anon... get the fuck up already

>>18792273
>>>/fit/69544978

>>18795252
Damn. I'm fat, about 206lbs at the moment, and I can barely eat one entree at a Thai place without feeling sick from being too full. I don't really eat very much but for some reason I can't lose weight unless I legit starve myself (1k calories a day) and I just can't bring myself to do it because I get terrible headaches from it. I don't mind feeling hungry, but the headaches really get to me. I used to eat like you did long ago, and I was about 300lbs. I lost 100lbs a few years ago and now I can't seem to get under 200 for whatever reason. Just been stuck. Kill me.

>>18792273
Your post is hilarious, I actually laughed out loud and showed my roommate. I can't believe anyone can eat so much, even at their fattest. At my fattest I might have eaten like 30 chicken nuggies in one meal, and that's it.

>>18792321
you need a personal coach, the type that just slaps you if you cheat the diet

a whole xlarge pizza including crust. didnt feel like eating anything for the next two days afterwards
>pic unrelated

>>18795410
imagine she farts and the drape flies up ...

>>18792237
probably something like this:
>breakfast
32 oz bottle of blueberry kefir
>lunch
42 oz steel reserve
>dinner
large burrito, nachos w/meat, mexican coke

>>18793902
from the breakfast, sounds British

>>18795158
Whatever pussy.

>>18792273
Do yourself a favor and fast. Some obese guy ate nothing but multivitamins, nutritional yeast, and water for a year to get to his goal weight. Thats old medicine, numedicine says to do diet fads. I hope you get /fit/ and enjoy making everything from scratch.

T. Ex 270lb fattard

>>18792273
Walk it off. You need to put your demons on a leash

>>18792321
just fast, it's pretty easy

>>18792273
1 week is a start. You relapsing is par for the course. Habit building is about how many days you do the thing you want to do, not keeping score on how many days you cold turkeyed something.

This wasn't a defeat, but a setback. You just get back to doing what is right.

>>18792237
A couple years ago, I went on a weekend exercise with my local homeguard company. According to my smartwatch I had burned nearly 10.000kcal per day, and we barely had time to eat. So on my way home I dropped by a local McDicks, ordered eight cheeseburgers, ate that, ordered a large double big tasty menu with extra cheese and bacon to go. I devoured that menu at home, and after a trip to the toilet a couple hours later I ended up ordering two kebab-salad pizzas from the local shop too. I have never felt so ravenous before in my entire life.

>>18792237
alot

>>18792237
I once ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda at the drive thru.

>>18792273
lol

>>18792237
I ate a KFC Double Down sandwich once. Felt sick for hours. Don't think I ate dinner that day.