/ck/ - Food & Cooking

inb4 buttmad r/food refugees

tl; dr

>>18791835
here's the snyopsis: if you like burgers or beer or hot sauce you are le SOY

>>18791838
wait why did it let you type that word

>>18791821
>>18791825
absolutely depressing samefag

>>18791849
alt0173

>>18791821
Why isn't he getting the IPA hot sauce? What a poser

>>18791885
>IPA hot sauce

>>18791821
>HOPS HOPS
>MORE HOPS NOW
>ARE THOSE CASCADIAN OR MILLENNIUM?????
>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL DRINK NEW ENGLAND HAZIES. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD ABOUT NORTHERN OREGON DRY HOPPED LATE BATCHED SOUR LAGERS?????
>I CALL THIS ONE DANK IPA. LITERALLY SMELLS LIKE WEED LOLOLOLOL

>>18791887
You think I'm joking

>>18791821
>BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
> BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE
where the fuck can i order this?

>>18791821
No idea why these types of posts pulls me out of my despair. Thanks, OP.

>>18791821
>be me
>le meme brewery
>le est. 2019
>Ie 9 meme flavors with retarded names
>they have wheat beer
>retarded name something like Weiss valley
>I like wheat beer
>order wheat beer
>tastes like fucking berries
>yo what the fuck, why are there berries in this?
>oh, that's why we call it Weiss valley for all the berries you'd find there
I just wanted basic shit like picrel anons, I'm a simple man....

>>18791849
This is the food and cooking board and soy is related to food and cooking, my tourist friend.

>>18791872
Would you believe that I actually created a copy-pasteable triforce?

>>18791968
Try listening to Banana Split by Lio. It is impossible to feel depression or despair with a Portuguese woman from the 80s singing in French a thinly veiled metaphor for blowjobs in 80s mall-pop style.

>>18791821
I look like that and sound like that and I WILL NOT apologize for my taste in food and beer.

>>18791981
You probably had a berliner weisse not a hefeweizen. Breweries like throwing fruit and shit in those.

>>18791821
>(pass that along to your sauce monger)
lol lost it

>>18792008
Well how the fuck would I know from pun on a chalkboard
Speaking of, picrel are getting pozzed to.
As if their regular bock wasn't sweet enough, noe they bumped prices 50% up and added million bullshit flavors.

>>18792091
did you actually say "can i get weisse 'n easy" out loud?

>>18791821
coming right up!

>>18791849
alt+f4

>>18791821
>one cheeseburger with hot sauce on the side.
>oh yeah, and a beer please.

>yo can I get the cheesy b and a natty light

>>18792091
Actually a good hot weather beer, perfect to float the river with

>>18792126
Anon, this is grocery store beer, bars typically stock only their basic stuff,.not the seasonal ones.
>>18792222

>>18791821
>tfw strangers on a nigerian tatting forum are still reposting ironic anti-condiment pastas you cooked up after smoking a doink 3 years ago
it's a surreal kind of feel

soy

>>18792415
You have achieved immortality anon

>>18792415
nice album

>>18792003
you should kill yourself.

You forgot that he wants it extra rare

>>18791838
It's true though
Especially hot sauce, only retarded c*lifornians care about getting the hottest shit you can't taste flavor in because it's """cultural""" even though only huwite people buy hot sauces outside of Louisiana hot and actual fucking spices.
>source: black

>>18791821
>"the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED"
>a parenthetical containing two (or even three?) independent clauses, with the last one being a question
OP, this is art

damn he cute

>>18791821
>separate pamphlet
>sauce monger
the wording is really great at emulating the reddit pedant

>>18791893
Uhhh, can I get a CAR ENGINE VROOM MANLY MAN DIESEL ENGINE IM SO MANLY I OWN A SPANNER IPA IN THE SPECIAL MANLY ENGINEER BRANDED GLASS FAIR BAR MAIDEN

where is his fedora