/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Canadian version is a trillion times better

>>18767007
were you hung over when you had it? that's really the key to appreciating a bloody mary.

>>18767007
For me, it's McClures spicy mix. I'm down with super vinegar-y mixes tho.
People fuck it up with too much garnish. If it's outside the glass, ehh, ok. But shoving 15 different veggies and bacon in the thing is retarded.

>>18767007
Depends on how well it’s prepared. A lot of restaurants and bars serve pretty lackluster BMs. I’ve had more than my fair share of trash ones but the good ones are very memorable. Most of the bad ones I’ve had didn’t get the vodka/tequila to mixer ratio right. Chilling the vodka/tequila beforehand is a must. The spicier the better. Don’t buy ones with absurd toppings either - some olives, asparagus, and maybe some okra is all you need. No toppings at all is also acceptable.

>>18767025
>>18767032
I think the absurd topping ones are kind of fun

>>18767007
Tequila makes it better than vodka

>>18767007
Body chemistry changes your cravings chang as the bacteria in your intestines chang if you only eat carrots the pacteria that eat carrot multiple in vast numbers as a resolt you want carrots If a fat person has an enigma from a skinny person thay loos weight like it or not The same thing happens if you only eat carrots at first its like fuck this shit sucks monkey balls after two week all you cant to eat is carrot its almost an addictive
substance , tomato are all suger its the begitarian candy if you eat zero suger that zesty drink looks delish.

>>18767061
Meds

>>18767061
are you ok, retard?

>>18767007
You never tried a well prepared bloody mary

>>18767061

>>18767061
Stop calling me Chang.

>>18767061
I can understand what you’re trying to say

>>18767061
kekek

>>18767007
I prefer a Bloody Caesar
>I identify as a 12% Canadian

>>18767007
>>18767020
I'd say that it's also great when you're hungry but want to get wasted more than eat

>>18767064
No im not ok im pre diabetic my diet is almost zero suger and all veggies I was explaining how if you chang your diet your taste fore foods chang I love carrots and broccoli I ate 2 pounds fore breakfas
and lived my meal. Im not on a religious crusade or a health nut trying to save the world Im sharing my experience about how the thing you dislike can become the things you love most evin after loosing 25 pounds broccoli is my food of choice I literally pig out and think nothing about calories fat , sugar I can eat all day and not gain a pound and no after 3 mounth I never get bored of my diet.

>>18767007
its really simple human physilogy. You consume food, your taste buds acclimitize to that food, you now enjoy that food. you can force yourself to like anything, its why scat fetishists can eat literal pop without vommiting.

>>18767168
learn to construct a sentence in English properly then kill yourself

>>18767017
WHAT IS IN IT?

>>18767168
tell me more anon. what do you eat your broc with?

>>18767032
A bloody mary doesn't have tequila in it at all.

>>18767061
People call posts schizophrenic all the time, but this is what actual unmedicated schizophrenia looks like.

>>18767017
>>18768236
Literally the same shit.

>>18768236
Pretentious faggotry.

>>18767007
>makes you shit

>>18768277
??
Tequila is a commonly used substitute for vodka in Bloody Mary’s

>>18768236
Clamato which is a trillion times better than plain tomato juice or v8 or whatever the fuck
Thinner too
Much more flavorful and refreshing

This guy dont know shit
>>18768999
>>18768330

>>18767017
>>18767118
>>18770656
Gin Caesars are where it's at, my leafy brothers.

I like pic related mixed with worcestershire, Louisiana hot sauce, lime juice, and olive juice.

>>18767061
Where can I learn to post like this?

>>18770656
Found the pretentious faggot. I suppose you're a downlow leaf as well?

>>18770809
Enjoyn your inferior redneck tomato alcohol

>>18767061
Wut

>>18767061
>begitarian
Lost

>>18767007
Your first mistake was assuming "people" are functioning normally and have any clue as to what the fuck they're doing. They do not. When most order cocktails or some other drink at a bar or social event, they're just moving out of sync to a song and dance they don't really know.

Most npcs do not like mixed drinks(unless loaded with sugar), or alcohol in general.

what bloody mary mix is best to drink without any vodka? I used to buy cans of this vegetable juice that was tomato and jalapeno but I can't find it anymore.

>>18767132
This is when I drink them. Or when I'm hungry, but know I'm meeting someone and its still a few hours out - drink one of these to hold me over and get a buzz before dealing with someone.

>>18770644
Not anon you responded to, but I have seen tequila used more and more along with a bunch of other spirits such as bourbon and gin...but IMO that isn't a bloody - needs its own name or something. If you order a bloody mary at a bar they're putting vodka in it.

>>18770688
You should try a tablespoon of black pepper, shot of lemon juice, shot of dill pickle juice, liberal dashes of worcestershire, as much hot sauce as you like, and then fill up the rest with tomato juice.

I do like tte Zing Zang though - but the dill pickle in the bloody is a nice change of pace.

>>18772511
Zing Zang or Mr. and Mrs. T is my favorites...there's a bunch of other fancy ones out there but end up tasting worse for some reason than the standard stuff.

>>18767061
Very nice mr. Anon, now please take your afternoon pills.

>>18767079
He's talking about the popular asian restaurant.

bloody mary’s (and caesar’s) are based as fuck. for me, it’s demitris

>>18767043

>>18767007
Nothing beats it as hair of the dog when you’re hungover.

>>18767017
>clamato
Fucking gross

>>18767061
Are these 'changs' in the room with you right now?

>>18770656
You know people use clamato for bloody Marys all the time right? One switched ingredient doesn't make it a new thing. If I put pepperoni instead of sausage on a pizza, it's still fuckin pizza. I put broth in my bloody Mary mix. It's still a bloody Mary you idiot

>>18767061
Are the carrots in the room with us?

>>18774640
>clamato
> bloody mary
K retard

>>18774640
Nigger tier IQ.

>>18767007
You don't drink a bloody mary to enjoy it. You you drink it because you're an alcoholic.

This is one of few things I refuse to even try because I am sure it is absolute shite

>>18767061
shine on anon

>>18767058
You are wrong and you will die

I like Bloody Mary's for the taste. It's like tomato soup but good

>>18774732
>>18774909
Typical Canada fags. You know I'm right. The drink is still tomato juice based with vodka. It's a fuckin bloody mary

>>18775133
And there are hundreds of ingredients you could add to vodka+tomato juice that would make a better Bloody Mary than fucking clam juice. I feel bad for Canadians, they have so little to rally behind.

>>18767017
Yes. Worcestershire is the most important fixing

what if I put a knorr stock pot in tomato juice?

>>18768263
I pored hot chicken broth on top sprinksled with bagal seasoning and a small amount of parmesan grated chees It was most tasty.

>>18767061
>>18767168
Holy christ anon I woke up the house, 10/10 schizopost