/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18761427
Post picture of the trailer that you live in.

>>18761427
This hate on spam, is it in the room with us now?

>>18761469
Yes, this hating faggot hates Spam>>18761467

I like spam musubi or spam fried rice the best, but I also sometimes just use spam for fried egg and cheese sandwiches.

>>18761502
This guy knows what's up

>>18761427
spam egg and cheese sammy uma delicioso

>>18761427
Spam isn't terrible but the regular variety is like eating pork flavored salt, it's fucking horrible. The less sodium version tastes way better because I don't feel my blood pressure skyrocketing after eating half a serving, It's still kinda salty but at least it's tolerable.

I love the single serve packs. Less waste. I only ever desire one slice of spam or maybe two

>>18761739
You can't recycle those like you can with the spam cans though

I just like to slice it thinly and fry it crisp and either eat it as finger food to a plate of fried eggs and toast or as a sandwich, like SLT (like a BLT... only spam) or an eggs-and-spam sando.
Thick-cut spam isn't something I particularly enjoy, though I do also like spam fried rice

Those uses are just about the extent of my appreciation for the stuff. I've two or three tins in my pantry right now and I think I've a tin of Aldi's own brand spam-alike in there, too.
I don't like spam musubi and I've never had any of their other flavours beyond the original. Have you, thread? Waddidja think?

>>18761795
I think Anon was talking about wasting food.

>>18761427
>vegetarian spam

>>18761879
Don't let vegans live rent free in your head man, you'll be happier that way.

>>18761427
Use it in korean food mostly, fried rice, stews etc, it's kino though I was curious about it and worried the smell would put me off but it actually smells really good

like to put it on my egg sandwiches or over some fried rice

>>18761427
It's a bit pricey, more economical to go with cheap sausages

>>18761427
fry it crispy and put it in sandwiches, yummy!

>>18761427
only white and black americans hate spam

>>18761879
I just got a few cans of Spam last week and I can tell you that soy is NOT one of the ingredients.

>>18762296
It's a premium food product desu

>>18761427
It’s good but not $3 a can good.

>>18762780
It's $20 a can good.

Spam fried rice is splendid. At the right ratio, the rice balances out the saltiness quite nicely. (There should definitely be some vegetables in there - onion, carrot, cabbage, and maybe some kimchi.)

Spam pairs well with cornbread, if you like stuff mixed into your cornbread.

If you're willing to eat mass market hotdogs, you shouldn't have any fundamental problem with Spam.

>>18761427
I enjoy spam burgers from time to time.

>>18761427
I fry mine up and eat it with ramen or eat it in a sandwich

>>18761427
Post your hands you dirty pineapple loving hawaiian

>>18761467
i got a whole case of spam from my aunt's house after she died. bitch was rich as fuck and lived in a mansion but for some reason she really loved spam and veinna sausages.

>>18762340
>Fuck Spam
Seriously though I enjoy spam sliced thin, fried crispy, with grits and eggs for breakfast
Or with mustard on a sandwich
Also good with southern cooking like collards, cabbage, Lima beans, black eyes, stewed potatoes etc

>>18762780
I buy the grocery store brands, usually under $2 per can (which is what spam is actually worth, before every chucklefuck hipster gastropub started serving it)

>>18761427
Pan fried spam on a white bread roll with egg, cheese and ketchup is one of my all time favourite comfort foods as well as fried spam on a roll with American mustard

>>18763316
>54
The rich man can afford to eat spam and vienna sausages every day

>>18763766
>>18761427
>about 6-9 $ per kilo
Cheaper than pork here (6-7$ per kilo)
Motherfucking spam cost 6$ a can here

Spam is precooked so it's good for survival mode if there's a blackout.

>>18761427
sure amerian...
you'll enjoy your can of spam while i enjoy my juicy entrecote

>>18763784
Peak comfy

>>18761427
It's just the exact same thing as this canned ham

>>18764365
Spam is not the same as ham, are you sure that product is the same my lad?

>>18764374
Well I've had both recently and they taste near identical to me.

>>18764380
I will have to try Celebrity ham. Do a lot of celebrities eat it?

>>18761427
Spam fucking sucks. It's the glock of foods. It's meant to be something nice, reliable, and cheap, but priced way higher than it should be. When it was under $2 a can, great. Now it's fast approaching $4 a can.

>>18763766
The closest I can find is shit like Armour brand, and that's the type that does use the soy filters.

>>18763766
>chucklefuck hipster gastropub started serving it
Do they really? I never go to those type of places.

>>18764383
I am a MAP and I eat it every month or so.

>>18764507
>MAP
what is a MAP?

>>18764509
Minor Attracted Person.

>>18764533
>>18764507
Goddamn it anon, keep your degeneracy off of the food board and please don't like to that site again

>>18764538
No. You asked.

https://www.freespeechtube.org/?search_query=children

>>18761554
I feel this way about green olives. Regular ones are salty af. Reduced sodium ones are much better.

>>18764547
You're the person who brought it up you dummy, there was no reason to point that out of link to your weirdo site in a thread about a delicious meat product

>>18764365
>96% fat free
Into the trash it goes.

>>18764561
I responded to a question after the fact. I simply pointed out I was a MAP not a celebrity when it comes to that ham product.

>>18764569
>96% fat
Into my stomach it goes

Spam chopped into cubes or thin strips, Fried and stirred into those 2x Spicy Buldak Noodles
Not healthy, but tastes amazing and cleans your guts out nuclear style

>>18761427
The spam fritters we used to have at school were the most awful things ever. Worse even than their mashed potato and massively overcooked cabbage.

It's a good side for a lot of different dishes. Full slices for sandwiches (four stacked crossed slices!) and cut up into little crispy bits for most purposes. Get some salt in you for your iodine deficiency.

Alot better than most american goyslop and MSG induced Chinese food.

>>18765759
>goyslop
Go back to your containment board, JimBob

Spam was considered a collage food easy to eat and fore starving students like ramen noodles I don't see like the salty taste and the consistency and texture taste like dog food with salt added .the price is rediculous. Feel free to injoy your spam variety is the spice of life.

>>18765788
>variety is the spice of life
That may be true, but I only eat spam

>>18761427
The "myth / fact" construction is an extremely ineffective method of communication. People read the simple myth statement first and tend to remember it better, it just reinforces previous beliefs.

>>18761427
Any old fags around? I keep hearing from boomers that spam is only popular with kids nowadays due to it being cheap or some viral tiktok video or something. They say spam made today even tastes worse than spam from the 90's. How accurate is that?

when people start hailing the cheapest survival food as some sort of culinary masterpiece, you know you're in a big ass recession

Kraft dinner with spam a la broccoli
Wala

>>18766420
I don't know anything about tiktok, but Spam was never cheap. Anyone who acts like it's some alternative to buying raw meat from the butcher and does a cost analysis of price per pound is retarded. Spam is more like a specialty item. Some might even say a delicacy. It's shelf stable and easy to prepare, but it's so salty that it's only an occasional treat and not meant to be eaten every day (and anyone who suggests "lower sodium" is missing the point). As far as I can tell it tastes exactly the same as it did in the 90's.
>t. lived in hawaii for the entirety of the 90's

>>18766432
the point being "it's so fucking salty you can only have it once in a while"? yeah I'd rather keep missing the point

>>18766436
The problem with it being as salty as it is is that you need to eat it with rice to balance out the salt, and while delicious, it makes it a poor option to be your primary source of protein. It would be like eating foie gras for every meal, which is absurd, and then you coming along and saying you're not even going to try it. Just stick to your boneless skinlees chicken breasts and suffering mediocrity.

>>18766432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2sbaZs7DM4
>mmmm that's a good deal
Thrifty in 1992.

>>18766432
Eating a lot of salt is generally safe unless you have salt sensitive blood pressure and/or your doctor says to cut down on salt for another medical condition.

>>18761427
Overpriced, spongy, overloaded with nitrates
I've had it fried, don't @ me

>>18761427
>For me, it's frying up a few slices and eating them with eggs for breakfast.
Can you do this with (very) thick sliced mortadella?

>>18766900
@

>>18766928

>no one eats it without cooking it to first
Sad, I prefer it as is right out of the can.

>>18766984
Both ways are delicious

>>18766902
Who's gonna stop you, the fuzz?

>>18767057
I know it's not illegal, dipstick. As I think you know, I'm interested if anyone has tried it and if it is any good.

>>18767067
I'm just joshing ya. But to answer your question, you actually shouldn't fry up mortadella like that, or at least it's not a great idea.

>>18761427
>fry up diced spicy spam until crispy
>make fried rice with it
>finish with this bad boy
that's good eatin

>>18761554
i agree with this anon

>>18767477
Ok thanks, I won't. No need to get lippy in future. :-)

>>18766432
When the fuck did Mcdonald's Hawaii sell ramen, and better question, why did they stop?
This is one of my pseudo-secret pleasures of hawaii, the weeb adjacent food they never sell on the mainland. Where's my damn musubi 7/11?

>>18768033
Saimin was actually the first regional item McDonald's ever introduced. I didn't know they stopped selling it, but it looks like it just happened a few months ago because their noodle supplier shut down.

>>18761427
WOW anon, thats a bold take.

FIVE YEARS AGO.

Every trendy food tiktoker and youtuber fucking uses 12 miles of spam every other video.

>>18761554
I feel the same way about EVERYTHING

Like have you ever bothered to read the amount of sodium in fucking everything? It's insane. Shit that shouldn't even have salt in it has salt in it. Fucking bottled water has salt in it. There's too much God damn salt

>>18768900
>Every trendy food tiktoker and youtuber fucking uses 12 miles of spam every other video.
I don't watch tiktok or meme youtubers so I was unaware of this

>>18768913
Salt enhances flavors and is one of the best ways to make food taste better. Unless you have salt sensitive blood pressure or another medical issue, salt is generally fine.

Spam is a delicacy

>White Barm
>Spam fritter
>Egg
>Fried Onions
>Brown sauce
My go-to butty van order

>>18766432
It was created during WW2 to be a shelf stable meat, that's also how it got introduced into the traditional diet of Hawaiians and other Polynesians. If you want something similar that's actually cheap, tasty and under the radar check out pic related, our homegrown USA equivalent to Russian tushonka

>>18770043
Redpill me on butty vans

>>18763760
Fuck, anon, I laughed way too hard at this post.

>>18768913
t. only eats processed food

Paid content

>>18770595
My lad, if you need redpilling on butty vans, they're not for you. They come from a place where your kind don't tread. Where the food hygene rating is assessed by a brown envelope and free butties to the lady from the council, where the bloke running it smells of cheap beer and always knows the odds on any sport, where the lady cooking has more kids than teeth, where the minorities are racist.
In B&Q carparks or by the side of the motorway, near the town hall or the retail park, near the industrial estate or the lumber merchants you'll find 'em.
They don't serve sandwiches, they don't serve panninis, they don't serve things witch require a full adult vocabulary or a healthy blood-alcohol content to pronounce, they serve butties, spam and eggs, saussies and hash browns, black pudding, onions, cheese, burger patties and mushrooms made of rubber.
The grease takes years off your life but it's worth every missed moment with your 8 kids, slathered in red or brown, no pepper only salt, all washed down with coffee bitter as piss or tea that's brewed with cheap teabags.
That's what butty vans are.

Infact my mate had a roast dinner out of one recently; roast beef done all day in a crockpot that had a crack in it, gravy was like used motor oil, roasties were done in the same pot as the beef, beef and gravy served on a barm with mustard and roasties in a burger box with fried onions and mushrooms off the grill, fuckin' mint.

>>18763760
this dude look like a black and white cookie

SPAM IS BASED

>>18761427
I love spam you should fry it up and make a breakfast sandwich with it

Spam is great if you want a ton of calories in a small container, and it tastes okay.
It doesn't taste anything like hamburger

>>18761427

>>18761427
Some people are just afraid to try new things. Some people just assume that things are nasty based off of the way it looks or things they've heard about it. I had a can of Vienna sausages at work one day and a buddy said he had never tried them. I opened the can and offered him one to try and based on the face he made you would think I offered him a shit sandwich. I'm with you OP. Spam is delicious.

>>18761467
fpbp
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>>18764676
subhuman "cuisine" for subhumans