/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18756401
not that

Microwave dinner for one
Surrounded by my family and friends

>>18756401
I can feel my arteries clogging up just by looking at that picture, at least switch to diet coke fatass.

>>18756401
>one 12oz can for all that food
lol
lmao even

>>18756401
Tamales.

The original idea was charcoal grilled Ribeye steaks with salad and mashed potatoes. However, they expected me to cook for a 10+ family in a tiny grill so fuck that.

Then, the idea was to make pozole but we ate pozole for recalentado (the day after christmas) and also we got covid during the week and we feel like shit nowadays.

At the end, we said fuck it, we bought tamales. They are already made and they are good enough for a family dinner.

If it was only food for my wife and me, definitely it would be the ribeye.

I'm making a pork roast, sauerkraut I made last fall, kielbasa and hotdogs and mashed potatoes.

I'll be eating it at midnight. It's a tradition, don't know why, but that's just what we do.

>>18756401
Mozzarella sticks

>>18756421
If youre gonna eat all that, why not have a proper coke

smoked pork chops, kielbasa and sauerkraut in a slow cooker

>>18756401
a fifth of regular smirnoff and probably like 4 mchickens, at least

>>18756401
would devour the cheeseburger and the friend chicken (hope it's boneless)

>>18756684
>friend chicken
>boneless

>>18756693
eating awkward food isn't a substitute for a personality

I can't wait for the holiday season to be over. The only thing that makes me feel good is eating and during this time of year I eat until it hurts and then lay down

>>18756716
Actually you lie down

>>18756724
You should but in a coffin

>>18756697
>friend chicken

>>18756734
I will be laid in a coffin (about 100 years from now)

>>18756740
Well that would be the only time you've been laid in your life. Congrats.

>>18756697
Having a personality is not a substitute for a friend without bones.

>>18756742
Seething

>>18756750
I hated those commercials

>>18756401
DIY tuna salad on rye, host of out new-years party managed to catch the coof.
Sucks, but the ingredients will keep for next weekend.

>>18756401
Some turk.

Chicken korma, saag paneer, naan bread and rice, then pound it down with some beer and gin.

>>18756641
Having Colombian tamales over here. Very nice anon

Shrimp, steak and sweet potato fries
Gonna get blasted on prosseco and cheap beer

>>18756401
Posted in another thread but again: Lunch was at an Amish all you can eat buffet and dinner will be at a friends for massive fat ass ribeyes, baked potatoes, and booze

>>18757328
I have to share this on my facebook! Janice is going to get a kick out of it!

>>18756401
I have leftover taco meat, so I threw together some tacos. Pic related.

The taco meat I made with instructions from Ethan Chlebowski's meal prep video. It's actually very well made, and has totally changed how I view meal prep. It's basically braised beef finished off in an adobo chili sauce. It's delicious, and since I only made enough for a few meals, I can switch to a different beef dish instantly without worrying about waste.

Then I added in some Cotija Mexican cheese, curtosey from the Mexican grocery store on the other side of town. I finished it off with lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and avocado, and some left over Chipotle chips + their hot salsa, and some nacho cheese dip. Overall, a pretty depressing meal for myself on New Years, but it's not the most depressing thing I've eating on New Years, trust me on that.

>>18756401
Caramelized Hokkaido pumpkin soup, smoked salmon, cream cheese, dill and french baguette canapés, roasted pork tenderloin with roast potatoes, pod beans in salad with pumpkin oil, french salad, gravy. Pretty typical NY feast from my part of the world, prepared and eaten over the whole day or let's starting at noon.

>>18756401
I'd take the can out and tell 'em to fill it with fries!

>>18756401
raw steak and strawberry milkshakes made from double cream

>>18756401
I'm making a Sunday Sauce with Italian Sausage and Stew Beef. San Marzano tomatoes, garlic, onion, bell pepper, oregano, basil etc... I'll boil up some Ziti later.

>>18757441

>>18756751
nta, cope

>>18756401
I have manicotti in the freezer from Thanksgiving

Oysters with gin tonic granité

Smoked halibut, maatjes, lamb's lettuce, medley of green herbs, red onion, aged balsamico vinaigrette, steamed potatoes. Independent Champagne

Confit of Guinea fowl, purée of Ratte potatoes, glazed turnip and parsnip, served with a Gevrey-Chambertin

Foie gras with onion and apricot compote, served with Delirium Noel.

After we'll have a small dessert. 5 cheeses, nuts, dried figs and prunes, fruit compote, fresh wasabi from the garden. More Delirium Noel.

>>18757328
holy shit is that real?

>>18757453
>from Thanksgiving
marone, is it freezer burned?

>>18757485
How rich you are?

>>18756401
This makes me sad. I started feeling really sad.

>>18756401
dominoes
what a waste of money

Grilling burgers and sausages. Roasted potatoes and lots of Yuengling. One of my friends are bringing over pecan pie which I’m excited for

>>18756401
I'm eating beer

>>18756401
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of burgers in that timeframe, but I could easily

i'm getting myself some japanese sushi

>>18757436
sup eddie
>>18757485
sounds good
>>18756684
you're my friend chicken too

>>18756401
nothing

Just made pic related.
200g of tomato, 200 of cucumber, one small onion, chop it all then add table spoon of vinegar, teaspoon of olive oil, salt, pepper, vinegar based hot sauce.
very nice, very simple salad, I calculated total calories and its about 130 which is nothing really. Good if trying to lose weight (like me)

>>18757923
Forgot pic

>>18756421
You must have a severe condition and a gross, shitty body if looking at one bad meal will do that to you. You’re still gonna die, why bother with this meme bullshit. You really wanna be a dementia ridden 90 year old that bad?

>>18756401
I love the look of the junk boxes. Don't think anywhere around me does them. Look good for a monthly slob treat

>>18756401
Leftover barley stew that's apparently destroying my guts

i think i want to do something with pork belly for NYE. i have 3.5h and my usual method takes around 3h. it's just me here so no worries if i run late but i'd like to try something new. any suggestions? my goto recipe is
>cube pork belly
>lightly coat with oil
>rub with brown sugar, salt, pepper, paprika, cumin, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne
>roast at 250F for 90-120 mins on a wire rack (don't let sugar burn)
>toss in bbq sauce that has added butter and honey
>braise in sauce for 60-90 mins
it's pretty good but i'd like to try something new

>>18757328

>>18756401
roasted cornish game hens with garlic mash and grilled zucchini, my usual new years spread.

>>18757998
They are amazing for bulking if you're lifting weights and need extra calories.

>>18758036
>Any suggestions
Dice it, throw it in a pot with all that stuff and a little beef stock and sÖy sauce. When it's done, throw it in stirfry, on some tacos, or even make sandwiches with it.
You could do poutine like that too.

>>18758324
Imagine that gut when you're 40. I'm gonna laugh my ass off at you.

>>18758342
You don't bulk in the winter, then cut/fast mid-spring? Huh?

>>18758356
No I have no reason to impress and try to bed my gym buddies.

>>18758341
good idea. i'd like to have a protein i can sprinkle on things besides bacon bits

>>18757328
>It did a fucking double-jump at 0:28

>>18756401
even at a traditionally festive holiday time, I prioritise nutrition over excessive caloric intake.

>>18757328
No way

I had two egg rolls and some rice. I wasn't hungry.

kfc
8 pc combo
original recipe
drumbsticks and thighs
mashed taters
corn
4 biscuits

>>18758576

You don't prefer over excessive caloric intake you literally can't afford excessive caloric intake. None of that hyper processed/preserved poorfag shit in the background is nutritious either. Nice try europoor, come up with a better cope.

>>18758590
>drumbsticks and thighs
lol you poor fuck

>>18758595
rude

>>18758602
you prompeted it by being fat and poor so fuck off

>>18756401
Making some brats with sauerkraut cooked in angry orchard hard cider

>>18758606
happy new years you fucking asshole

>>18758617
You mean better year. 2022 was cash loser.

>>18758623
is that why you're picking fights in a nye food thread on 4chan

>>18758628
Funny what your definition of fighting is pussy.

>>18758639
>pussy
maybe if you were getting any tonight you wouldnt be so hostile lmao

>>18758649
ditto right away responder

>>18756401
Fajita tacos and MD 20/20 orange jubilee, feeling good and listening to weird music with spooky stories in the background

Lil pan 'za. Mozzarella, havarti, and provolone. Sauce going on each piece after cutting.

>>18758654
but only of us has made peace with it
you are not very peaceful today

>>18758679
good. if given the chance i'd fucking kill you

>>18756401
breakfast: 3/4 of a domino's medium pepperoni and sausage.
lunch: chicken doner box.
snack: sour straps, sunchips harvest cheddar (large bag), entire reese minis bag, 2 vitamin waters.
dinner: 3 makimono (tuna, salmon, tempura shrimp/imitation crab), full order of tempura.
snack2: hot choccy

>>18757372
I wanna suck his shithole as he diarrheas into my mouth, all while he's filling his mouth with more disgusting food. After I finish reaming out his shit covered anus, I'd stick my cock in his hole and my tongue down this throat and pump his tight little boypussy until it's overflowing with cum. Then, I'd felch out our cum-shit mixture and spit into his mouth.

>>18757394
not enough food

>>18757923
>>18757928
looks like shit

>>18758687
is this an every day thing or cause it's NYE?

>>18758687
This made me laugh my ass off so I hope you’re joking

>>18756401
take a guess

>>18756401
Some french onion dip and ruffles sour cream and chedder chips and some reeses cookie batter.

>>18758774
>>18758771
w-why are you laughing bros? It's not particularly because it's NYE, it's mostly because I've been stoned all day but it's not that much food, r-right bros?

>>18758775
sweet and sour chicken?

>>18758832
depends on the portion sizes i suppose. i had a donair and a meat pie today but each weighed like a KG so that's probably 4000 calories. but it was NYE and i'm down 90lbs this year so i said fuck it
new year new me, 70lbs to go

>>18756401
a bunch of these like every other year

>>18758835
yes!

Carls Jr

Big Angus double burger
Large fries
Onion Rings
Caramel Shake

I can barely move

>>18758832
Hell no
Do you work out or something? How much do you weigh man

some sloppa

>>18758832
>>18758836
>>18758986
I lift or run everyday of the week. I’m 6’1”, 200 lb. Probably around 20% bf. Bench 205 lb, squat 265 lb.
I usually eat the same volume of food, except healthier.

>>18758775
>heinz
cringe tastelet

>>18759132
lol tell me what i should do inseteD

Sponge cake with dark chocolate icing and ginger cream

>>18757328
Can't help but wonder how many hours were wasted making this clip

pizza and mozzarella sticks from a local joint, good stuff and made sure to order early because nobody wants to work on new years

>>18759143
looks good anon. how is the icing/cream to cake ratio? box mix?

Jin Ramyun+some rye and gingers with my lady, going to hopefully conceive tonight so I can mock my child years from now when I tell them I banged their mum on a belly full of Scottish booze and cheap instant ramen with fireworks going off

>>18759166
Cheers and good luck, September's not a bad time to have a kid. I was born in September and I didn't turn out too bad, at least I'm not a psycho killer

>>18759166
Good luck brother

>>18759176
how many other time has your dad cum inside your mother?

>>18759157
> box mix?
I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.

>>18757328
Nah I'm outta here fuck that
Fake ass cgi

>>18758576
dinotendies?

>>18759153
Not enough

>>18756401
i ate two dominos medium pizzas today, bacon and pineapple w bbq sauce, and one sausage n black onion

>>18759237
the first one sounds delicious. is that a custom order or is it on the menu wherever you are?

>>18758576

i like the subtle uncle tobys

>>18759215

right lol

>>18759192
I have no idea, I was just a little kid and not keeping track of that. You come across as creepy keeping track of you mom and dad like that.

>>18757328
bratty turkey...needs basting correction

I'm making some curry

I ate a loco moco.

the heat of the coke cools the food

Soup Joumou

>>18756697
>eating awkward food isn't a substitute for a personality
Can someone make this a /ck/ banner, please?

>>18756401
where can i get one of those?

>>18759216
>>18757328
I feel like shit like this is why higher beings actively choose not to contact us.

>>18760425
I feel like they found youtube and said fuck no to this planet

the barrel of a shotgun

>>18756401
Flat oysters and Champagne Indépendant
Turnip, leek and black cabbage minestrone with Indian spices
Smoked halibut with sourdough bread, wasabi from the garden in emulsion, German Riesling
Slow roasted "barbarie" duck with aged soy sauce and acacia honey glaze, steamed potatoes with flatleaf parsley, Swiss Merlot
Cheese, nuts, dried fruit, compote of pears and aged Madera

I made Shepherd's Pie last night