/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18748855
They give you a faux boner

I do not understand

>>18748855
>cooking
they're movie props, anon.

>>18748910
I guess you're right in the sense that they're mainly going to be used in tiktok videos.

>>18748855
Is this a vegan cope?

what is going on here

>>18748962
wtf I thought they were chew treats for dogs
what are they made of?

>>18748855
someone didn't like the bundle deal, i wonder what happened there

>>18749042
He fed them to his dog and the dog died of faux poisoning

>>18749058
Hahahahaha I really wish we could up vote on here!!!

>we identified that none of these products contained a bone

>>18749063
>vegans crave the inherent and primal human experience of eating meat so badly that they even need to create facsimiles of the BONE
>still somehow cant figure out that their lifestyle is a mess
why would you do that to yourself?

>>18748855
>breaks every bone to in search for flavorful marrow.

Sorry buddy.

>>18749070
>why would you do that to yourself?
This line of questioning is HIGHLY antisemitic.
Reported.

>>18749072
just went to their site and apparently they're made of fucking wood, not even something edible. get a load of this cope

>>18749062
They're working on it. Feb 2023 I think it drops

>>18749039
They're obviously wood, you retard.

>>18748858
a fauxner

>>18748855
Finally vegan stock

>>18749062
Don't worry, I'll post my email address and you can mail it to me

>>18749104
It would be better if they brought back the april fools emojis as a permanent addition

>>18749070
Its because we are at a higher stage of civilization.
We play video games or sports to quench our thirst for violence and murder, watch porn to stop us from raping women, respect the law to stop us from constant war. Same with faux bones. We use then to not engage in barbarism such as meat consumption. To us vegans you are akin to an African bushman. We pity you

>>18749291
>We play video games or sports to quench our thirst for violence and murder, watch porn to stop us from raping women, respect the law to stop us from constant war.
yes we do
and thats a bad thing

>>18749085
>pop-cycles

>>18749004
Obsessed

>>18749008
Cultural Maxism.

Looks delish.

>>18749478
what's the point of doing all that shit instead of just breading and deep frying the mushroom

>>18749481
I'm just glad it is JUST mushrooms and not double-counterreverse-re-rehydrogenated Protein™ Substitute™

>>18749481
clicks

>>18749481
better texture I guess

>>18749070
Can't wait till the vegan meme dies. Moralist retards.

>>18749291
>vegan admits he would start raping women the moment the internet goes down.
>calls other humans uncivilized
I heard a lack of proteins can cause anxiety and mood swings. At least I can use your comment as anecdotal evidence.

>>18749718
Veganism has been growing steadily for the last two decades. It will be the norm in 100 years. The tipping point will be in roughly 10-20 years. At that point your government will stop subsidizing animal products and your big mac will quadruple in price. This benefits you because you'll eat less of it, be healthier, and will save more on your taxes.
On the contrary, the big ag companies and pharmaceutical companies will continue to push keto and meat heavy diets until the day their profits dry up.
The real sheep are the people who buy into unsustainable diets aka ketolards and your average mcdonalds cucks.

>>18749811
t.

>>18749070
>I cannot comprehend ethical reasons

>>18749821
>... and yet you have 2 front facing eyes instead of sideways facing one's. Curious.

Humans are omnivore animals. It is part of our diet and has been since forever. And while I agree that many people eat meat in excess, a vegan diet is not suitable for humans. Many women I know refuse to eat any meaningful amount of meat but fail to understand why they are low in iron. (No a plate of spinach each week is not a subsidy for meat)

>>18749821
If regular carnists had a weird obsession with making all their food in the shape of dead children I would find that suspect rather than ethical.

>>18749821
Ethics in food is a meme. These animals were bred to be food. That is their purpose. If you have concerns about their health or living conditions, raise your own or buy from a local farmer.

>>18749361
Taking dick counts as eating meat tranny, you aren’t a vegan either. YWNBAW

>>18748859
It's for faux voodoo charms

>>18749797
>>18749315
Cope. Humans "simulate" the vast majority of essential experiences because we're smart enough to have invented better ways to achieving the same thing.
You wear a condom or the woman is on BC because you want to cum in her but don't want every woman you fuck to get pregnant. Or if you're a virgin then you jerk off.
You eat food that is processed in centralized industrial plants and distributed through logistical networks to the store instead of hunting/herding or farming/foraging.
You watch kinos in your downtime because you want quiet time yet also crave stories and entertainment about people without actually being with other people.
etc etc

Building "fake" meat to enjoy the experience is no different

>>18750168
>You wear a condom or the woman is on BC because you want to cum in her but don't want every woman you fuck to get pregnant. Or if you're a virgin then you jerk off.
I don't though. Ejaculation steals your spiritual energy.

>>18749879
>>18749910
Why do you care so much about people not eating meat ?

>>18748962
>>18749478
how come it's always, the, er, um, urban, erm, "people" making these?

>>18749821
You are the unethical one. Your weakness in body and in spirit leads you to rejecting your basic human desires and needs and instead want to waste time and effort trying to synthesise what is available to you naturally. You reject nature and your own humanity in your pursuit to play god. You are mentally ill, and dangerous not only to yourself but to society as a whole.

>>18750175
Why do you care so much about people who do?

>>18750186
Not even most soys are that retarded

I will never understand trying to make a complete replica that looks just like meat. I can get imitating the taste and texture to some extent, like seitan and tofu are delicious and I even prefer them to the real deal, but I do not want wooden fucking "bones" in my food. One of the benefits of eating meat substitutes is that I WON'T suddenly bite into a dowel and feel the discomfort from biting into a solid piece of wood. I'm still mad about the one time I bit into a piece of vegan fried chicken and there was a wooden dowel. Just no.

>>18749811
You're the same kind of person that's been saying soccer will be the biggest sport in the US in 10 years, for the last 30 years.

>>18749478
I hate women on tik tok so fucking much. Anyone on that god forsaken website really

>>18748859
It's for forming your impossible meat around

>>18749478
please tell me that yellow powder was just vegetable seasoning and not that yeast they put in everything.
i fucking hate vegans so much bros.

>>18750253
Damn son well played

>>18750186
because inner-city hipsters have such a fuckin vapid boring desk-drone life that they go to extreme lengths to try and prove to the people around them (on social media etc) that they're living a better, happier, healthier, superior life to you and feel the need to virtue signal it constantly in order to not want to feel like they're gunna kill themselves over it

>>18751277
of course it's "nooch"

>>18751015
jokes on them, they only make $1 for every 100,000 views lol

>>18751488
You really think so? It was only standard nihilism. Be suspicious of any argument against trying.

>>18749478
For a second I thought it was deep fried artichokes. Which would be delicious.

>>18751277
>>18751501
Wait, the few times I've eaten at vegan places every dish had a weird undercurrent of the same flavour that I couldn't place. I thought I might have been imagining things but I bet it's the fucking nooch.

>>18749291
absolutely based

>>18750168
omega based, dabbing on them retards like there's no tomorrow

18749291
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18752249
18752256
your copy pasta will never catch on samenigger

>>18751936
same, but alas

>>18750168
God damn, vegans are I sufferable. Not everything is some analogy or equivalency. You put up 100% unnecessary obstacles in your life and act superior to normal (sane and healthy) people who don't share your twisted, esoteric world view. I'm gonna enjoy my great tasting food, and you can continue to cope with flavored wood and plant slop.

>>18749821
you can abstain from meat consumption without jumping through all these hoops to pretend as if you're eating meat

>>18749481
At least her one's made out of identifiable food rather than miscellaneous medical supplies.

What's the point of making vegan food not look vegan? Owe up to your fucking choices and stop coping.

>>18748855
>>18748859
>>18749004
>>18749008
it's a vegan cope
they understand that their imitations can't compete with the real thing, and they're convinced that it's the lack of bone. they can't comprehend that it's just shit.

>>18752556
Can't say he's lying, fucking kek

>>18752556
>miscellaneous medical supplies.
it's just a pasta sheet with bbq sauce and rice paper anon rolled on a parsnip stick anon

>>18752556

Step 1. Cut sellery or somesuch. Pretend its.. a bone.

Step 2. Wrap it in.. lasagna sheets. Cut into noodles. Mix it with.. chilisauce.

Step 3. Wrap the thing in a condom.

Step 4. Bread it and fry it.

Step 5. ???

Step 6. Fuck

>>18749811
They are trying to push people to eat bugs over vegetables lmao

>>18749478
breading with those nails is horrible

>>18749291
Wow, racist much?

>>18749291
So you admit that humans inherently are supposed to eat meat.

>>18749004
i don't know any vegans who would want this, nor would my very picky autistic furry ftm femboy fwb who gets horny if i buy him food

>>18749478
>uses the guard
>holds her thumb DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH THE GUARD
I hope this dumb bitch slices off the edge of her thumb holy fuck.

>>18749063
>desire to incentivize carnivores to eat more "plan" based foods
Who's plan, exactly?

>>18749481
have you ever tried taking a bite out of a whole king oyster? they're a bit tough and squirty

why even bother to try to recreate the form factor of meat if you don't eat meat?

>>18749481
Texture

>>18753411
Because some children won't eat new food. So you try to make the new food as close to the old food as possible.

>>18753388
The guard is probably thick enough her thumb isn't in danger

>>18753411
Don't you understand that the thought of eating meat is repulsive to some people and they prefer to think and fantasize about eating meat. Just like how jacking off to gay porn isn't gay because it's not like you're letting another guy jack you off while you both watch gay porn.

>>18753433
>another guy jack you off while you both watch gay porn
This isn't gay, bro

>>18753321
truly a conundrum, she wants to cook but she must also slay

sometimes i weep for the plight of modern women

>>18753428
>Because some children won't eat new food
They'll eat it if they're starving otherwise they, quite frankly, should die.

>meat was a luxury in the past, only nobility and the like could eat it every day
>now meat is commonplace, people choose not to eat it
Vegans don't understand the effort it took to come this far.

But I like to bite the ribs open and chew out a little marrow, what fucking good is your fake bone to me?

>>18753455
They do understand the destruction it has wrought.

>>18750357
Lmao filtered by the dowel. Did you hurt your wittwe teeth on the dowel?

>>18749085
They should figure out an edible version. There are hard dog chews that they could copy. Fuckin freaks would be into it. Have their vegan fake meat then eat the dog chew fake bones afterwards during the BDSM dog outfit buttfucking party. Shit! They could shape them like dildos! Like 3 uses in one!! I'm a genius!

>>18752837
I don't think that's pasta.

>>18749879
>>18749893
>>18749910
>>18750253
>>18752494
I'm not even vegan or vegetarian, I'm not reading any of this

>>18753677
As in to the environment? Who cares. If we cannot survive, then we didn't deserve to survive.
If you really care that much: just nuke the Chinese and all environment problems are solved.