/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18674412
God cis women are disgusting. For me it is mtfs and femboys

>>18674412
She mixed the shells with the yolk.

>>18674412
The absolute look of contempt on his face

>>18674412
what is his expression trying to convey here

>>18674412
this isnt the slightest bit remarkable
>>18674415
i have more respect for you than the retard in the video

>>18674430
Better?

>>18674430
that's how you get salmonella (and monkeypox)

>>18674447
yeah now THAT is remarkable
really digging how it looks like a really bad wet fart

>>18674447
I miss thin women

>>18674455
they still exist, you just need to get past the penis

>>18674467
he looks like a trainwreck

>>18674471
I'm glad you feel that way, less competition

>>18674447
Sauce?

>>18674475
no worries

As long as she's not a walking disaster she'll do

>>18674412
I miss getting woken up by a chubby woman clenching my penis in her butt cheeks

>>18674485
I thought that was Neil Peart from Rush

>>18674485
She was more fun before she did enough cocaine to kill an elephant and took like 5 dicks at once and then drank their piss in a frosted mug while masturbating furiously and got the worst case of post nut clarity in recorded history and ragequit porn after that and decided to detransition

She went out with a bang though, I'll give her credit for that. Thank you for your service ella

>>18674497
I hope you visit mom for the holidays

>>18674503
woke up too late though
"i could have saved him"

>>18674508
wait do you mean your mom or his mom

>>18674503
What the hell are you talking about ?

>>18674511
the trans porn star
she went fucking nuts and started drinking piss but now theyre a boy again, i dont know all the facts but it was a mental breakdown

>>18674509
we're twins actually

>>18674412
It looks like she is blasting liquid yellow shit out of her ass

>>18674514
Name?

>>18674529
use your brain

>>18674529
Jean Luc Picard

>>18674497
This never happened ever in the history of your life.

>>18674524
Too early and we all know that website

he’s the only one allowed to get near my eggs…

>>18674412
gross

>>18674534
If she didn't look too much like a cousin then I'd consider her bangin' materiel

the only thing females cant fix is their bone structure.

>>18674455
Me, too. The human race is broken.

>>18674563
Maybe not a direct fix but they've been trying that since plastic surgery existed and those "surgeons" have made trillions off of it.

>>18674564
When was it "right?"

>>18674575
It was better before plastic, industrial cooking oils, and rampant pharmaceuticals.

>>18674558
Anon, that only makes it better

I had a hot ex that could crack eggs just from her evil looks, looking back with 20/20 hindsight I'm glad we didn't marry.

>>18674455

>>18674534
looks like but honestly mogs alexandra botez

>>18674672
>alexandra botez
I had to look her up and heck yeah, I'd give her the casting couch treatment

Chess player

>>18674708
That would be fun with her on a cold night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU
One night

>>18674447

How hot was that pan Jesus christ

>>18674903
*sigh*
>the heat of the fart cooks the egg

>>18674909

Oh of course that makes sense

>>18674412

>how do you like you eggs?

>>18674553
I love dogs. Even when they're disfigured they don't know any different and just live their lives the best they can.

>>18674909
Thank you for your service

Toward the end of my relationship with my ex, it was clear things were strained, but we were both pretending things were okay. One day we went to the supermarket and they had half cakes on sale, and I joked that she should sit on one and I would eat it as a joke, but she was into it so we bought one. I helped her move out about a week later and we had to throw out the cake. Still my greatest regretted purchase.

>>18674985
Did you eat some of it? Damn, I feel a bit better about my last days now lol

this is so disgusting. its on par with watching a 600 man with oozing puzz. u dunt think its gross just cause its a female.

>>18674909
hmm added to notes

>>18674415
The passing ones look more like the ideal women than women these days why is that?

>>18675059
wat?

>>18675022
>a 600 man with oozing puzz

>>18674970
Agreed, those boys would deffo get pets and easy-chew treats.

>>18675059
because you’re a faggot

>>18675062
The ones that pass look more feminine than most actual women, with less makeup. I heard the reason for that might be the shit food girls on average eat these days, microplastics, makeup ruining skin i dont fucking know. I just know what I see. The only thing women have left that cant be bested are wombs and vaginas for now

>>18675078
so you’re gay, got it

>>18674412
>>18674447
>Fart to Table™

>>18675075
>>18675082
XD
Ah, roastoids. Okie dokie sure I'm a flaming faggot. Don't forget you're on the clock don't forget the pound of makeup either

>>18675089
>forgets to add the large pizza and large garlic bread she orders 3 hours after dinner

>>18675089
lmfao a man can eat that every day and be fit af. she ate like nothing

>>18675078
sure just attach an image file proving your claim, you won't because you are mistaken

>>18675126
You wish I mistaken, I wish I was mistaken. Unfortunately for you I don't have any trans porn saved, so I just went to /biz/ and picked this up. Fucking every other thread.

>>18674903
I thought it was weird the egg white turned immediately cooked when it hit the pan lol
>>18674909
Irrevocably based

>>18674553
must suck being a dog with no nose

>>18674985
Fucking based if you actually ate her ass cake.

>>18675011
>>18675203
No, we had to throw everything away because she was moving. No cake, no ass, no love from the lass

>>18674436
>>18674440
Soulless people enslaved to lust and vanity. He is sighing because he isn't free and can do nothing to change his situation of living in a particle board rentbox. "People" like this couple can't do anything to fix their life so they cope by mindless indulgence, cooming, likely drinking a lot, snacking and eating crap meals as she is overweight, I bet he plays video games too. I would kill myself if I was his age (late 30s?) living in something so cheaply constructed. He doesn't even have a stove you can sear on, just the cheapest unit supplied to rentcucks, low grade electric not egen induction. I'm the opposite of people like this. I'm going to be building my kitchen this year and plan on buying 48" Wolf Rangetop and the best Sub-Zero fridge, built in combi ovens, and a cornue flamberge. There's two kinds of people. Slaves and creators. Creators seek to exert their agency on the world to change it. Slaves are afraid of agency and seek distraction and comfort.

>>18675089
I hate the disgusting dopamine rush-eye flutter with every bite. Also nasty brit breakfast for dinner, wtf?

>trannies using cumbrain thread to push their faggotry
You're all just fucking terrible and why this place sucks.

>>18675502
>sausages
>mashed potatoes
>baked beans
Seems like a normal dinner to me.

>>18675502
the eye thing is fucking next level bro. also nary a vegetable be found m8tey

>>18675360
if you're writing long posts on an obscure, faggy 4chan board in the middle of the night nobody is envious of you

>>18675524
Man hes 100% right tho. Im not free and its crushing

>>18675536
>STOP!!

>>18674447
Better, but I need to see a woman shit the egg yolk out of her arsehole. Ideally she'd crack the shell with her sphincter, but I'd settle for a yolk enema

>>18675536
god she's so hot

>>18675532
the lack of specificity makes me think you just enjoy the internal drama and seeing yourself as a victim or lesser

or samefag

>>18675524
I don't care if people are envious or not. I'm ridiculing scum who aren't content with their own self ruin but wanted to infect others, which is why they create content like le ass egg online. They and people like them deserve nothing but scorn. Don't want to be like them then the equation is pretty simple.

>>18675549
>enjoying suffering
Nah man and its 100% my fault too. Instead of fixing shit im just running and its making things worse

>>18674909
I knew someone had to post it, thanks anon

>>18674909

>>18674909
>all this time people told me eggs naturally had that sulfur smell
THE EGG IS A LIE

>>18674412
that is just fucking retarded not hot at all

>>18675627
And yet it's destined to be reposted in every /ck/ webm thread from now on.
>i'll be first in line

>>18675059
Because humans want to fuck other humans and cis women took the fatty cope too literally and embraced obesity. So now we get "pinup" women on magazine covers who don't really resemble humans so much as dairy farm livestock. Your dick still knows what an adult human female looks like, even if "society" (lol) seems to pretend otherwise. So we have this cognitive dissonance where you're told "that's attractive" and you might even say you agree to avoid getting canceled. But the fact is attractive is attractive and what you're seeing idealized as "real women" are anything but.

Unsurprisingly, attractive cis women still exist but they get ignored by the media. Meanwhile the media's recent fixation on trans women has made them much more visible. And because normies think of them as freaks and thus exempt from the judgments we apply to cis women's bodies, the focus is on the trans women who look like actual humans and not pigs or cows. They are allowed to have normal proportions and nobody says "eat a sandwich honey" or "ugh you look so unhealthy a healthy woman weighs at least 200 pounds"

So we're in a weird era when what we're told are "real women" are barely recognizable as humans, and "freaks" look like women, this has caused a lot of men to begin questioning their sexuality. At the end of the day it's a good thing but it's a shame trans women are getting beat up over it, figuratively and literally, because cis women now see them as a threat.

>>18674412
somebody post it

>>18674415
based. fuck women (rhetorically)

>>18674412
>>18674447
Is this what they mean when they say “cracker ass cracker”?

>>18674412

>>18675360
>egen induction
gay
>Sub-Zero fridge
also known as a freezer
you sound like if jordan peterson and andrew tate had a gay retarded baby

>>18675360
>I'm not an NPC because of the things I buy
this is either a very well written troll or a breathtakingly oblivious NPC, hard to say

>>18674415
>spewing useless opinion instead of reporting op
this place is shit and you're one of the reasons