/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sigh... let it go dude.

>>18654865
look at she size of that yolk, jesus

Man that's some shitty looking bacon

no. usually just one whole tomato, cut in half, and fried in the grease.

>>18654865
Rent free

>>18654865
I wish the standard breakfast in america included mushrooms. Everyone's like "ewwww" when you ask about them

>>18654944
>Everyone
women aren't people, anon.

>>18654918
This. It looks worse than a fucking Denny's. Actually wouldn't eat it. Even if a friend cooked it. Id just tell them I expected better and I could show them some tips to improve, but I can't in good faith eat that.

>>18654960
Fucking based.

Maybe half of that many tomatoes at most, also the fact he didn't include toast or fried bread and black pudding with his full English is shameful

>>18654865
>1000 calories just for breakfast
And people wonder why we're all fat and unhealthy.

>>18655121
I work a physical job, if I don't eat 1k for breakfast I'll have hunger pains by 10.

If I don't work I usually just have a few eggs and go on a walk.
I know I"m an exception to fatasses who eat that much.
Eating 1k before a desk job is how people get fat.

>>18655129
nigger i worked in construction for 7 years and never ate breakfast, youre a bitch

>>18655129

i work a physical job. i don't eat breakfast or lunch. you're weak.

>>18655134
Because your construction job was slowly walking around with an air hammer and you were ignorant enough to burn muscle fiber rather than just eating some protein. Congratulations.

>>18655144
no i did heavy lifting all day

>>18655148
Yes, that's why you feel a need to convince anonymous text on a monitor of that.

>>18655148
>>18655152
Guys, it's okay, I'm sure you both have a finely muscled, almost bearish physique. Now kiss and make up...

>>18655152
yes, thats exactly why

>>18654867
t. got whipped and nay nayed on

>>18655185
Why is he in such a hurry to eat everything? Doesn't seem like he would be enjoying it. Sucking down sprite and coke while he's still chewing food.

>>18655185
chad

>>18655185
and eurotards talk about how much Americans eat.

>>18655185
How the fuck can someone love food that much?

>>18655185
It's this the fabled Norf I keep hearing bongaloids refer to?

>>18655185
Do americans really?

>>18655185
Wouldn't be that bad if he didn't drank soda, didn't had a burger and didn't finish his mom's plate

>>18655185
americans are so fucking disgusting

>>18654865
Not a full English as there is no potato element.
For a full English you need:-
>2 Meat elements;
Sausage [lin, cumberland, normal, lorne or square for scots], Bacon [back, streaky], Black pudding [white, hogs, stornoway], Cockles (if you're Welsh), Haggis (If you're a Scot)
>2 Veg elements;
Tomatos [Grilled, chopped, baby], Mushrooms, Beans, laverbread (if you're Welsh)
>1 Potato element;
Hash brown, rostis, potato cake (bread if you're Irish), tattie scone (if you're a Scot), potato waffles, Chips (if you're a fucking pleb)
>1 Egg element;
Fried, scrambled, poached (if you're a nonce)
>1 Bread element;
Toasted, fried

The only real "rule" is that you must have the minimum of each catagory for it to be a "full" English.
If you don't it's just an English breakfast, earn the full part when you're not a picky pussy.

The other unwritten rule is that you need at least 1 tomato element.
Unfortunately that can also be fucking ketchup if you don't pick beans or actual tomatos like a child.

I'll never understand wanting to eat a pound of sugary beans in the morning.

>>18654865
>Replaces blood sausage with regular sausage.
Only acceptable substitute is blood pudding, else you're not allowed to call it Full English.

>>18655531
A whole tin of baked beans has 18g of sugar, you typically have half for a serving, so 9g.
If you drank a 330ml can of coke along with the meal, that's 35g in that alone
Stop being such a princess.

>>18654865
This is an American take on the full English and like all American takes, it’s bastardised. Nobody is having that many tomatoes, the sausage is wrong, the bacon is wrong, the beans are wrong, and what’s that green shit on the eggs? Plus, I don’t know if it’s the lighting but it all looks super overcooked and dark.

>>18655185
i eat less than that english breakfast spread out through the entire day... is this guy a weight lifter or just american?

>>18654899
Yes, my son. I see it, too.

>>18655394
That's not love, that's addiction.

>>18655427
>>18655522
>>18655555
That's a bongaloid, retards. Americans don't refer to fries as chips.

When I have guests over for breakfast, I like to make them sausage patties out of breakfast pork, minced chicken, and minced beef (all sized similarly to your typical breakfast sausage patty). It's so decadent when eaten, and I like to cook the eggs in the grease.

>>18655531
british beans are not sugary

Pic related is more representative of your a-typical "full English".

>>18655702
They are, you can get the no sugar types though

>>18655702
Nearly 20 grams of sugar in a tin of heinz beans

>>18655705
That's some shitty backalley cafe anon.
1 sausage, 1 bacon slice, a whole tin of beans, 1 half of tomato that's not even grilled and fucking brown bread?

>>18654975
ok and who the fuck asked you?

>>18655185
I can respect the dedication. If you're gonna be a fatass, be a good fatass.

>>18655555
Literally checked and only true post in entire thread

>>18654865
>tomatoes still on the vine
>chopped parsley(?) on eggs
>tiddly little mushrooms
>no puddin'
>no toast
>no tatties
he's a funny one

>>18654865
>Do people really eat all of those tomatoes?
No, one vine would be plenty. Also no black pudding, toast or fried bread. This dude fucked up.

>>18655519
>his diet wouldn't be so bad if he cut out over half of it

>>18655548
everything on that plate is great except for a bread
t. lived in uk for 11 months

>>18654865
No, no fucker eats the tomato or mushroom. They're just there to take up massive amounts of the plate.

>>18655134
>just be malnourished like me bro

ngl, i think i'd prefer the scrambled eggs than the fried ones

>>18654865
What's going on with those sausages?
Why are the beans a shade of brown?
What shape is that bacon?
Why are they vine tomatoes?
What the fuck is with those yolks?
Who's putting green shit on their eggs?
Where's the slice of toast?
2/10 Full English.

>>18656616
i ate like a fucking pig when i got home lmao

>>18654979
I hope you die a loser virgin and then kill yourself

>>18654865
I would. I love tomatoes and a real full English is better than what he shows as American breakfast. The only dishes I think are better are steak and eggs with some hash browns, or biscuits and gravy

>>18654865
Brvtal MOG by the Americhads once again

I used to make English breakfast when I bulked hard, but man, I understand why britbongs are so morbidly obese.

>>18655185
Why doesn't this American guy slow down?

>I hope you die a loser virgin and then kill yourself

>>18655202
Speaking as a fat, he has a genuine psychological addiction to food, likely brought on by continued feelings of low self-esteem for reasons formed in childhood. Not only is he eating quickly, but he's eating garbage food, parking near trash cans because he doesn't mind it and exclusively eating comfort food. He's basically me 40 lbs ago

>>18655524
Yeah it looks like he missed something in the American breakfast (maybe salsa or fruit) and has like a triple portion of hash browns that he could have used to make the English complete.

>>18655152
>if you don’t agree with me you’re wrong
Fucking gaslighting psychos on here I’m so tired of it. Every thread is “who can outclass and insult everyone the most” it’s unbelievable. Worst board on 4chan.

>>18655519
Really? The burger was too much but the rest of that is fine? You dumb fucks sperging out about bread is the stupidest fucking meme diet I’ve seen since veganism.

>>18656745
It's actually true though. The only people that don't think New Orleans is the best grub in America are people that haven't visited. That's not opinion.

>>18655185
Did his hat get in the soup while he was slurping from the bowl?

>>18656763
You aren't even on the map in terms of best BBQ anon. The food there is top tier but don't go getting all pretentious. Plus too many niggers there.

>>18656648
Your post made me giggle. I just want you to know that.

>>18656745
/a/ is the worst board by far, but other than that, 4chan is pretty shit in general, most posters are miserable and take out their self-hatred on others

>>18655543
Stop having sugar fatass lmao

>>18656838
Louisiana has the best of both worlds.

>>18655706
>>18655710
still considered a low amount of sugar per serving

>>18655129
"Hunger pains" XD

>>18655129
Working as a chef for 16 hour shifts back to back and lucky if I got a fucking break, let alone something to eat.

>>18655185
>moobs so big the shirt imitates the contour of it
and twitter/tumblr used to complain about how boobs look in anime under clothes. Also that must be expensive

>>18654899
It's almost like these videos are made by people dropping $100 on gourmet quality ingredients.

>>18654865
My mother used to make Full English with tinned plum tomatoes. I miss those little guys.

>>18655524
>no potato element.

Potatoes do not belong on a Full English. The only carb should be fried slice. Bread and butter for mopping up juices. This is a breakfast dish, nobody has time in the morning to be pissing about with potatoes.

>>18661294
>Potatoes do not belong on a Full English
You have no idea what you're talking about.

You are not the gatekeeper like all the other NPC's
>ThAt'S n0ta FuLl EngLSIh bEcaUSe It (DoESn'T hAVe|hAs) [x] On iT

Damn near every fucking cafe that does a full english attempt has hashbrowns on it or chips.

>>18661339
hash browns? what is this, mcdonalds? chips? for breakfast?
fuck off cunt

>>18661362
You're not even fucking british.
Hand in your goddamn citizenship license

Here's a spoons breakfast found all over the country
Hash browns.

>>18661380
my 23andme is literally 99.9% british lol

this is some /r/casualuk tier shit

>>18654865
and about australia?

>>18655524
based.
>poached eggs
>>White and black pudding, and snags as well.
>beans and mushroom
>hash brows,
>toast
>side of brown souce

FUCK YOU. THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

>>18655121
1K isn't a lot if you're /fit/. The problem with burgers is they're not. They just like eating.

ITT: People who don't know the American breakfast is actually the *old* English breakfast. Pan-cakes (made with ordinary flour instead of super-expensive-back-then-white flour; basically an Anglicized crepe) with some pork products and eggies on the side is an Elizabethan thing that the original colonists brought over with them. The 'English' breakfast is fairly new.

>>18655563
Kek

>>18655185
>these are the people complaining food is becoming unaffordable
Lel

Hash browns are perfectly acceptable so long as they're pan fried in butter.

>>18655185
fucking armenians SHEEESH!

>>18655373
The UK is just America lite

>horrid looking bacon
>pancakes that for some reason get larger the higher they get
>burnt hash browns
>eggs with green shit which is never how anyone ever serves it in America

>>18655185
praying everyday that america is turned into glass
what the fuck

>>18661402
That's how an American would spread Vegemite/Marmite.

>>18662463
This is the UK.

>>18655185
what the fuck? do americans really....

it was based af. its MANking. huMAN. if anything, theyre like 1/3 human

>>18654960
Men are statistically more picky eaters than women, Young boys typically don't get out of their child eating habits until they are in their 20s.

>>18654865
that isn't the full american breakfast btw. where is the maple sausage? where are the buttermilk biscuits? where is the the buttered toast? where is the grits? shameful, Weissman. You definitely are not a wiseman or a white man.

>>18657834
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>>18655394
look at the size of the fuckin cunt

test

>>18655185
He's a fatass, but if this were actually true he'd be fatter than that.
But it isn't, it's just some faggot making a shittok video to bait retards.

>>18655129
Fuck all these other fruits replying about "Muh physical job". Most people working physical jobs are roomtemp IQ masochists. When I worked physical jobs, whether I ate before work made a massive difference in my productivity, these niggers just can't be fucked to get to sleep on time to wake up early enough to give themselves time to eat. They'd rather stay up drinking, then sleep until the last possible second giving themselves just enough time to get presentable for shekelburg.

Good on you for looking after yourself.

>>18663697
Post BMI

>>18661239
hahah nice

>>18654960
all the people i've ever met who didn't like mushrooms were autistic manchildren. i've never met a woman who doesn't go crazy for mushrooms

>>18655185
based but as an american i usually double the breakfast and replace one of the cans of sprite with coke. i need that caffeine in the morning ya feel me?

>>18655543
So uncultured. Only things you should need in the morning are caffeine and nicotine. The only options are either the French-style breakfast: espresso and tobacco, and the Finnish-style breakfast: filter coffee and snuff.

why do people include pancackes in the "american"?
diners often offer eggs and/or bacon if you get the 'cakes, but their full size breakfast is usually more like
eggs, bacon, sausage, fried taters, toast, grits, maybe a piece of cheap steak..
Maybe its because I avoid mixing a desert food with savory foods on the same plate for breakfast. for dinner you want to end on something sweet maybe.

>>18655185
oh, it shows!

>>18655155
this anon is cute inside even if not on the outside

>>18654865
Id prefer tinned plum tomatos, and you dont need that green garnish on a fry up. Its hardly a cordon bleu meal

>>18656694
Speaking as a fat, you have a genuine psychological addiction to gargling my cock, likely brought on by continued feelings of low--masculinity for reasons formed in childhood. Not only are you gargling my semen quickly, but you are eating fat loads of my cum and swalling it, begging for it on a public child pornography website. You were never me but I can make a psych analysis anyway.

>>18657009
mlp has pretty awful moderation. Might have the worst mod staff even if the general discussion is more on topic

>>18664139
finnish people are fags and french people doubly so. why would i want to emulate them in any capacity?

>>18655185
Dirty fat cunt, He needs to learn some manners and how to eat better in public, then again hopefully hes dead soon as his veins clog up

>>18661380
Hash browns dont belong on a full English, theyre American for a start.
Spoons breakfasts are pretty shit, had one at the airport recently. Local cafe far better

>>18661389
british isn't an ethnicity you retard faggot it can only be a nationality. Thats like saying you are 99.9% american nice fucking larp. I'm not even ea brit you are just fucking stupid. American level geopolitical and historical knowledge. Britain is a union of multiple groups. its not one fucking ethnicity you ape/

>>18664223
he never said otherwise

>>18655121
Uhh, that full English is probably closer to 3000 calories

Miss me with the beans and replace it with the potatoes and it would be great.

>>18654918
I'm starting to wonder if nobody except for me can properly cook bacon. You get it in a restaurant and it's never good, no matter how 'specialty' either the bacon or the restaurant is. It's always too thick, and isn't crispy all the way through. Bacon should be thin cut, have a satisfying crunch, and should not be soft in any way (except MAYBE some of the fat)

>>18664566
fuck you I like my bacon soft.

>>18655129
>I work a physical job
Most people that work physical jobs are fat too though.

>>18663697
You have a point but realistically getting clean calories as a wagie is a battle most people will lose. You have to make compromises which most people just don't want to bother with.

>>18654865
What is that to the left of the pancakes and scrambled egg on the American plate?

>>18655129
see
>>18655134
Just need a bunch of black coffee or a sugar free energy drink. You get used to hunger pangs in about a week, then you eat an absurd amount of food when you get home with plenty of cheap beer to wash it down

>>18662831
>Men are statistically more picky eaters than women
That's because men are afflicted with literal autism way more often than women, and it shows itself in crippling retardation at the heavy end, and being 'weird' on the lighter end, where as women just become quirky and less annoying the more autistic they get.

>>18664924
Hashbrowns. Fried potatoes basically.

>>18654942
Hes asking a question. Besides london doesnt have anywhere rent free.

>>18655142
Pencil neck detected

>>18661627
that's all of western yurp.

>>18655129
You're just a fat cunt.

>>18654960
Women have to swallow down their husband’s mushroom tip, god forbid they don’t like it sometimes

>>18654865
>Do people really eat two servings of vegetables for breakfast?
>I'm from America btw

>>18666139
Tomatoes are a fruit

>>18661402
>missing the VB
I dunno, anon... I'm a leaf, and even I know this.

>>18655152
Major projection lol

>>18655185
my stomach is the size of an egg so i covet the ability to eat this much food, i could eat the breakfast over the course of a day and be fine

>>18664566
>Bacon should be thin cut, have a satisfying crunch, and should not be soft in any way (except MAYBE some of the fat)
You're thinking of potato chips.

>>18655121
> Posts anime
> We're all fat and unhealthy

That might be your case, if you sit in your Mom's basement all day.
I work as an Electrician, never had a weight issue.

>>18655134
Not our fault you're too poor to eat breakfast.

>>18655524
Hash browns are American, idiot

>>18655185
I hate humans so goddamn much bros. Holy shit.

>>18654865
The English breakfast looks pretty tasty. I think you guys just need to lose weight.

>>18667409
and beans are from the US aswell, wanna take those off too you little faggot?
Hash browns are on most cafe full englishes if it isn't chips.

>>18655129
lmao I eat a 300-400 kcal breakfast and I don't need to eat anything until dinner.

t. 6'5 210 lbs

>>18661402
>>18662497
this
Nobody eats Vegemite like that, picrelated is how I eat it

>>18655524
BOSH

>>18664566
>It's always too thick
bacon is never too thick, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>18655121
>he doesn't work out
If you're like me and you're getting cucked by work hours, just less throughout the day.

>>18655129
Desk jobs are the norm here dum dum

>>18655185
The most offensive things about that webm are that faggot yankees hat, the sprite with the FEB, and that shit beard

>>18654865
I do love hashbrowns. I'd eat the pancakes separately though. Eating them together with the rest would be like eating cheesecake with a steak dinner.

>>18656763
Fuck you, I want beignets now.

>>18654865
Halve the amount of tomatoes and replace with a different type of fresh fruit, and replace the baked beans with biscuits and gravy, and I'd take the bong plate desu

>>18667541
planning on battering the 35% of freaks who think you can have a full english without eggs

What would you add to a vegan English-style breakfast?

>>18654865
The first half dozen tomatoes (lol) are meant to be eaten, the other half dozen is the garnish.

OP replace half those tomatoes with blood pudding and the Full English wins flawlessly.

>>18668597
>vegan English-style breakfast

>I said a full bloody English

>>18655134
I have worked a few construction jobs and there is always a weak impoverished worker who’s been doing the job for years.

>>18654865
I'll take the American but add those tomatoes.

i refuse to believe eat this for breakfast

>>18668728
based atheist brekkie-scoffer

>>18655185
Based as fuck

>>18661294
Pleb alert

>>18664207
>mlp
KILL
YOUR
SELF

>>18667541
>more Bongs want beans than eggs

wtf is wrong with you "people"

>>18655185
How don't these people constantly clog their toilets? Do they do multiple flushes?

>>18669914
first-world plumbing, muchacho

>>18655185
>Brit wearing a Yankee hat
>Probably never seen the Yankees play
>Probably never even been to New York
I hate when foreigners do this.

>>18661294
>This is a breakfast dish, nobody has time in the morning to be pissing about with potatoes.
You boil the potatoes the day before (probably do a few extra with dinner). Then in the morning, you just cut them up into small pieces (how small? depends how lazy you are!) and shallow fry them. Easy.

>>18670019
He's also wearing a Detroit Tigers shirt

>>18655543
> if you eat 10 spoons of sugar, that's 200g of sugar in that alone
What kind of retarded argument it is?

>>18669927
Many countries (aka south of US) don't have stuff like indoor plumbing or water that's drinkable.
He wants to eat that much food, and is saving 75% of his income for a few months to afford that one meal...
But he still needs to know how big to dig the hole he'll inevitability poop in...the one in the front yard...