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18654638 No.18654638 [Reply] [Original]

how do i milk a barista?

>> No.18654641

acquire a barista

>> No.18655797

>>18654638
You need to get one knocked up first, so you need to find a free-range, organic barista that's not on birth control or hrt.

>> No.18655808

>happy happy soy boy

>> No.18655810

this can't be real

>> No.18655814
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18655814

>Oh boy, can't wait for my daily travel mug of French-pressed coffee with a splash of Happy Happy Soy Boy!

>> No.18655821

>>18654638
>child-oriented fonts and abstracted artstyle
soyslop

>> No.18655826
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>>18655814
>>18655810
>>18655808
>>18654638
>>18655821
This is how I see people who drink skim """milk"""

>> No.18655831

>>18655826
and how do you feel about people who can't read?
the OP is non-dairy milk substitutes

>> No.18655833

>>18655831
I don't think you understand, anon.

>> No.18655834

>>18655831
To me skim milk might as well be soy milk.

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>> No.18655841

>>18655834
nice backpedalling.

>> No.18655845

>>18655841
Reading comprehension my sudaca friend. Work on it.

>> No.18655851

>>18655841
How is it backpedaling. Maybe I should explain. OP posted a picture of some gay soy products that just look very effeminate and cringe and a bunch of people reacted accordingly. Then I wrote "this is how I see people who drink skim milk" which is a dig on people who drink reduced fat milk because from my point of view they're faggy too, to the point where I don't even make a distinction. No backpedal. I'm pedaling forward.

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>>18654638
:O

>> No.18655863

>>18655851
>Then I wrote "this is how I see people who drink skim milk"
you posted that with an image, clearly using the image to illiustrate your feelings on skim milk

no use backpedalling now, retard-kun.

>> No.18655871

>>18655863
>this is your brain on skim milk

>> No.18655873

>>18655871
I drink nothing but the pure sweet fat of the hog

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>>18655873
My nigga
If your barista doesn't have these jars behind the counter you might as well be drinking so soi pumpkin lattés

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>>18654638
>Happy happy soy boy