/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Goat, flat bread, yoghurt, little boy ass.

>>18632452
Eat ass then faggot

>>18632452
It would have been a Mediterranean diet without processed foods.
Fresh fruit, vegetables, whole grain bread, legumes, fish, olives, figs, dates, red wine, olive oil.

>>18632452
https://bestofvegan.com/culture-tuesday-an-exploration-of-levantine-cuisine/#:~:text=The%20Levantine%20cuisine%20features%20a,green%20lentils%2C%20and%20red%20lentils.

>>18632477
Jesus ate good huh.

dick

>>18632470
That makes sense. Goats milk and goat cheese are likely as well. And we know pork was forbidden

>>18632452
GARVM

>>18632452
It depends on which of the birth stories you choose to be true and then go from there. The new testament is a puzzle, if you don't start with the true birth recount instead of the decoy ones it's hard to get back on the path.

So, which account do you go with and why? That's the place to start.

>>18632452
You know that he died in his early 30s? Why would you want to follow his diet?

>>18632914
Getting beaten up by Legionaries then crucified tends to do that to one

>>18632921
Still you get better life expectancy on a standard American goyslop diet.

bread and fish and wine, possibly olives is they grew on that one mount

>>18632452
Cum of the apostles

>>18632921
If he had consumed a standard american diet he would have been able to btfo those legionaires.

DATES!
> love God
> love your neighbor as yourself
> forgive others who have wronged you
>love your enemies
> ask God for forgiveness for your sins
> Jesus is the messiah and was given the authority to forgive others
> repentance for your sins is essential
> don't be hypocritical
> don't judge others
> the kingdom of God is near. It is not the rich and powerful - but the weak and poor - who will inherit this Kingdom

These are the teachings of Christ.
If you do not adhere to them you are NOT a Christian.
If you cherry-pick parts of the Bible to undermine these teachings you are NOT a Christian. Utilising the Jewish parts of the Bible for this purpose is unchristian

A Christian puts the teachings of Christ before all other sources of knowledge.

>>18632952
But he wanted to die

>>18632962
What a suicidal faggot lmao

>>18632992
If it wasn't for the ascension there would be no Christianity. It's literally the most important part.

>>18632998
Christianity sucks

He ate loaves and fishes, and he probably really liked gigs because one time he got pissed off at a fig tree for not giving him fruit.

>>18633076
source?

>>18632921
Getting crucified is such bottom energy

>>18633093
Matthew 21 verses 18 to 21.

When he was in his teens he loved pizza and chicken tenders.

>>18632452
It was called Galilee back then. The name changed to Palestine later on. I miss Canaan

>>18632452
What's with people depicting Jesus as a shota? Especially older generations, like what the fuck is that about?

>>18633252
People are usually children before becoming adults

>>18632452
Post pics of your wife, because as this board goes it'll be a dude and you both will burn in the cauldrons of hell for homosexuality.

>>18632452
Hey OP I found your mistresses

>>18633270
Oh really? Jesus was crucified under juvenile law? Wow, ya learn something new every day I guess.

>>18633252
I like to think of Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai

>>18633296
HOLY FUCK ANOTHER NEW CHINESE BIDEN DROPPED

jesus was never alive
religion is lies and brainwashing

>>18632452
Israel days you mean

>>18633358
Tranny hands typed this post

>>18633252
A bunch of renaissance paintings of his birth represent him as a baby with an old man face. That's for precocious wisdom. The child body in adult times is for superlative innocence.

>>18632452
>Immediately gays post their hatred towards God

It is what I predicted when opening the thread lol

>>18632957
you guys would probably have your own board if you guys weren't going to be a bunch of babies about the critics. can you imagine how many jewish threads there'd be? focus groups would lose their minds.

>>18633333
I think of it this way, Jesus didn't have to fight them off he just turned them to the right way

>>18633386
im cis
>>18633391
god does not exist

>>18633386
TDS

>>18632957
>don't judge bro
This is why Christianity and the entire world went to shit and cultivated the relativism of the modern age.

>>18633391
Romans 1:28
28And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

>>18633440
Most forgot the plot or didn't know it in the first place, that's love.

>>18633440
Only the gospels are relevant. The rest is retards chiming in with their own agenda. The non-canonical gospels are more relevant than that. Even then, there are inconsistencies to filter out.

What a schizo threads. Meds you religious fags

>>18633333
Digits have spoken, Christ is a ninja ^_^

>>18633477
Clearly you need love and hugs.
Your cats wont do.

>>18633488
Cohiba! Noice, my first cigar.

>>18633492
Don't bother bud, I'm aware that sects use "mental support" and pretending to be your friend as a recruitment method and I won't fall for that.

There's biblical cookbooks, OP. You could look into them.

>>18633391
I think it's fedora atheists, not literal homosexuals.

>>18633509
For some reason I read the last author's name as Woodhandler and wondered if she was cute then she could handle my wood if you know what I mean

>>18633432
The passage of "not judging" is often taken out of context. It means don't judge the ultimate fate of a soul, ie don't tell someone they're going to heaven or hell, or make that decision in your head. It doesn't mean don't think for yourself or weigh out consequences of actions. The bible says a true christian must warn people when he knows of danger, so others are not hurt. The misunderstood "do not judge" doesn't mean don't recognize or judge against a sin, it means don't assume the role of God in assuming the ultimate destiny or weighing the virtue and sins of a human soul, whether that soul is others or your own. It doesn't mean you can't have favorable or unfavorable opinions of others, because that would be impossible.

>>18632452
fish meat wine olives cabbage mustards dates nuts figs anything a normal Roman can get. he lived during a time where it took 2-3 weeks to travel across the Roman empire. Saint Paul was a roman. the local Jewish leaders was furious with him when he shows his Roman citizenship. Acts 22

>>18632452
circumcised foreskins.

>>18633065
It founded western civilization

>>18633252
>Crucified as an adult
What else are they going to do, make paintings of Old Man Jesus?

>>18632755
>Pork
>Forbidden by Christians
Wut? Unless you're talking about Christ's upbringing as a Jew

>>18633333
Quints have decided, Jesus is now a fucking ninja

>>18635121
No shit that's what he's talking about you fucking moron

>>18635050
While Christianity had a role, that was mostly greeks.

>>18635148
That wasn't obvious by any of the posts that anon made, fuckstick. I don't follow Abrahamic religions so I didn't know that. Go stick your dick into a meat grinder

>>18635159
It's actually incredibly obvious from context. Jesus wouldn't have eaten pork because he was jewish, and lived in a jewish society

>>18633399
Normal people don't call themselves cis, faggot

>>18635050
sorry, that was the Greeks and it happened way before Jesus

>>18635050
stupid point. if it's true if it's true, if it's not it's not. "western civilization" has nothing to do with it and it could rot for all it matters in the end. either there's salvation in Christ or not.

>>18636064
Not

>>18632452
goyslop

>>18632452
discount bread

>>18632452
You and your wife sound like fags

>>18636483
this might be the only funny goyslop post

>>18632470
>without processed foods.
Get a job, hippie.
And how the fuck are bread, wine and olive oil not processed foods?

>>18635050
>It founded western civilization
Oh, fuck no.
If anything, you could credit followers of the Greek gods with creating democracy.

>>18636064
>either there's salvation in Christ or not.
Christians like to _say_ there is, but every church out there has some set of rules we all have to follow to avoid eternal damnation.
Catholic God says it's OK to go to a church with statues, but eating meat on a Friday will get you sent to hell.
Baptist God says eating meat on Friday is OK, but going to a church with statues will get you sent to hell.
If I can still go to hell for my sins, how exactly did J.C. die for my sins?