/ck/ - Food & Cooking

People were home more, started taking up hobbies.

easiest bread to make. make dough with sugar leave out until sour. 2~3 day mic again and ferment 2~3 day.

They were afraid of the supply chain completely collapsing, which is why they hoarded flour, oil and toilet paper, the cornerstones of society. Bread is easy to make and calms their monkey brains (big result from few ingredients), of course if the supply chain collapsed there would be no energy to cook it in their ovens

>>18603138
Yeast was sold out

>>18603204
retards need to use their hands and tables. yeast is found naturally in the environment.

>>18603186
This is why you hoard alcohol and cigarettes
The government will distribute flour, beans, sugar, oil and other essentials during a time of crysis and they will probably arrest you for hoarding it
People will kill each other over alcohol and cigarettes

>>18603207
You're right, they should have thought to make sourdough.

>>18603216
>and they will probably arrest you for hoarding it
are you in europe or something

>>18603216
cigarettes maybe, alcohol is easy to make at home though, no sense in hoarding it

>>18603216
i dont have any cigs just a lot of pipe tobacco

>>18603138
whats wrong with her face/hands?

>>18603138
People who don't understand yeast always seem to think we'll run out of it when there's a "crisis".
I remember all the truckers in Denmark striking like 20 years ago and people started hoarding yeast of all things.
You know, that thing you can grow endless amounts of from one packet?
Kinda makes me wonder if maybe some folks are stupid.

>>18603366
Side effects from the vaxx

>>18603138
>adapted from Jim Lahey's no-knead artisan-style bread
Holy fuck, boys.

>>18603398
europe is such a shit hole

>>18603366
Botox

>>18603216
lol amateur
I hoard meth instead
hoarding cigarettes is like having a safe filled with copper wires instead of gold bullions

>>18603186
It's funny because cooking oil basically tripled in price over the last year and nobody gives a shit

>>18603576
I give a shit.

>>18603138
actual food is too damn expensive so we've regressed into peasantlike society

>>18603432

>>18603207
retard
>>18603233
based

>>18603138
because out of the three essentials for survival you can't eat disinfectant or toilet paper

>>18603186
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month.

>>18603432
>I am the starter

>>18604814
1 roll a day? jfc are you shitting all day?

>>18604814
>The average person uses 1 roll per day
t. American

>>18604814
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Are you wrapping your entire body in bog roll before you go to bed? Most of us have sheets and blankets for that.

>>18604965
I just do one big wipe from top to bottom with the edge of the full roll then flush it

>>18603138
its fun

>>18603183
ok that's not how you make sourdough though

>>18603366
Too much cock

>>18604814

>>18603259
Industrially produced commercial liquor would be a massive luxury item. Moonshiners and homebrewers will make a killing too but the industrially produced stuff is what people know and love, and will ultimately long for. Richfags will pay 20x more for it.

>>18603138
This woman has some insane energy. I'm always both annoyed and aroused when I watch her.

>>18605232
>though

>>18603366
its called aging. this is her now though.

>>18603432
>>18604266
BASED

>>18605673
Bro this is a blue board dont post gore

>>18603138
This woman looks like she has had or is currently having a stroke.

Being able to spend time at home awakened an old part of the brain where we would take care of our homes more, making all our food, protecting our families and making sure we have enough to survive winter.

Thanks to modern society the family home is little more than a bus stop, just a place to wait until you have to commute back to work.

>>18603138
facebook algorithm probably. My dad's a genuine baker and he got hugely into baking sourdough stuff during covid. And this is a guy who almost never baked at home for most of my childhood. I think it's good, he's been making muffins and scones and all kinds of stuff

>>18603558
>all meth heads smoke
>not all smokers use meth
Do the math, genius.

>>18604902
Anon...i...

>>18605000
Based

>>18603207
I rubbed some flour to find your moms snatch then used that as my starter.

>>18606020
An army of meth heads ready to throw themselves at any bunker in return for the meth you can supply...

>>18606038
Well, there is that--In theory.
You've never actually ever met any meth heads before, have you?
It'll be less than 4 hours before they try to work up a scheme to kill you for your meth..you knew that, right?
Life is not television nor a video game.

>>18605000
Americans operate on a whole nother level..really boggles the moggle

>>18603138
Food supply shortage. Yeast may become scarce.

>>18606061
>meth heads
>scheme
lmao
The hard part is convincing them that they'll never get any more meth if they kill me. Not squashing conspiracies.

>>18603432
I'M KNEADIN THE BREAD RAN, I'M KNEADIN THE BREAD

>>18603138
>when pandemic started?
When WHAT started? You mean when governments all around the world suddenly started crappy bullshit that violated human and civil rights?

>>18603252
Probably, since he thinks the government would actually help him in a hypothetical crisis.

>>18606355
Lol neets thinking they understand medicine

>>18606340

>>18603138

>>18606958
Kek

>>18603138
I’ve been baking bread for years. Fucking months went by before I could restock on bread flour back then. And right when I could get that, I realized I was running low on mason jars (they’re the ideal food storage vessel and I also use them for drinking glasses and for giving away food gifts). Fucking normies decided they were into canning now and for months a case of jars was like $150 instead of the usual $15-20.

>>18605673
Holy fucking shit!!! I legit thought that was photoshopped, since its so offputting... kinda like how that one guy is always posting fat avril lavigne...
But now, thats REALLY how tara reid went out
>https://revistaquem.globo.com/QUEM-News/noticia/2016/10/atriz-de-american-pie-exibe-barriga-estranha-em-fantasia-micro-de-halloween.html
Yikes
(for those wondering, this was in 2016, when tara was 40 years old)

For OP. I dunno... focaccia is the easiest 'premium' bread to bake. I guess sour dough does have a return on investment since you keep using the starter, which i guess makes sense if you're going to constantly be making the bread for the next 2 years of lockdown....

>>18607357
now imagine me, who have been collecting hand sanitzer for years

>>18603216
Yep. Have a couple cases of cheap vodka and twenty lbs of loose tobacco. I've always wanted to be a warlord.

>>18608486
nice, if you only knew how good things are.

>>18605998
I'm glad he's finally came out

>>18603138
she is so hot

>>18603138
i don't think they were, even if it was a fad. i don't like the taste of it, either, that is, i'll eat it but in small amounts and rarely. it's not sweet enough. as the name suggests, it is very very slightly sour

>>18603216

>This is why you hoard alcohol and cigarettes

Based anon

>>18603252
https://ktla.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/nationworld/brooklyn-man-arrested-after-allegedly-hoarding-n95-masks-selling-them-at-inflated-prices/

>>18603138
>>18603186
>>18603204
>>18605998
I remember there was some social media posts about making an easy type of bread. I think you were supposed to make extra and give it to someone.

>>18603138
Unironically near me regular bread and yeast were sold out near me because of a retirement community full of semi-senile food hoarders
It was either sourdough or frybread

>>18608854
straight men have garbage taste in women

This woman is remarkably attractive. She's got a Bitty Schram meets Sara Jay vibe

>>18603216
>during a time of crysis

>>18603207
Which would be the reason they were making sourdough

>>18603138
she got a face like shes been going ass to mouth since the first spinster craze

>people have a lot more free time because they don't have to waste 2h every single day commuting to work
>a lot of people started hoarding flour/rice/etc.
>goverments start imposing limits on how many people can be in a building at the same time, so you have to stand outside in the cold/rain if you want to buy bread from a bakery
>cooking/baking is fun
Yeah, I don't get it either.