/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18591481
Yours looked better. Rogan doesn't know how to cook eggs.

>>18591496
you can tell he cant poach eggs to save his life

>>18591492
>>18591496
I know he's got chili pepper and hot sauce in there but no salt or black pepper is grim.

>>18591492
need some sautéed onions on the side then you'd have the ultimate killer braps

>>18591496
What's the red stuff?

>>18591523
He didn't try to poach them

>>18591496
Bro, what did he do do his eggs? The whites are still runny, uegh.

>>18592079
what the fuck did he do then ?
soft boil them on a radiator in a wet sock?

>>18591523
>>18592085
Blind ass motherfuckers. You're phoneposting, aren't you?

>>18592102
>You're phoneposting, aren't you?
only phone posters use capital letters

>>18592097
He fried them for not enough time

>>18591481
https://youtu.be/V6pYM6zZZZI?t=1971

>>18592141
lmao really?? how fucking cold was the frying pan

>>18592153
Idk maybe you should ask him

>>18592156
hed just start talking about race theory and chimps so ill pass

How the fuck did you manage to turn the bottom of the whites into charcoal while simultaneously the tops are borderline raw? Impressive.

why is it so fun to make ugly food bros

>>18592169
15" cast iron at 600F, gas burner
4 eggs seasoned below 4 eggs unseasoned

>>18592161
Nah

>>18591481
looks like disgusting goyslop

>>18592237
Goyslop master list
>teflon forever chemicals
>microplastics
>sneed/vegetable motor oils with mercury and lead
>soy
>aluminum neurotoxins
>TVP vegan dogfood
>glyphosate and atrazine
>fluoride, chlorine dioxide, bromate
>TBHQ
>bugs

>>18592171
Honestly, I love scrambling eggs in bacon grease. It looks like straight diarrhea because they're all brown and weird looking, but there's little bits of bacon in there and they're just super. If I'm eating eggs of any sort, there's gonna be bacon somewhere along the way just for the grease.

>>18591481
Needs smoked Gouda, mayo, sauerkraut, jalapenos and some green hot sauce.

>>18593097
bro, you're mentally ill

Mental health is a real issue and it's perfectly fine to see a specialist about this.

>>18592237
>look mooom I said the funny word again!!

You need to sort yourself out kid.

>>18591496
goyslop supreme

>>18591699
the comments say it's sambal, but in any case it looks like chopped hot peppers, maybe with tomatoes or vinegar and other spices

>>18593542
>you WILL eat 50+ random chemicals not found in nature for no reason at all

>>18593582
who are you quoting? You seem schizophrenic, aside from your severe reading comprehension problems lmao

>>18593597
this isn't /s4s/ you uptight faggot

>>18593542
>>18592237
>>18593555

>>18593562
Joe Rogan made that sandwich himself without the use of any of the toxins listed on the Goyslop Master List.

>>18594706
I'm sure this info is useful but it's visually incredibly difficult to follow. If it were laid out differently I'm sure it'd be more effective

>>18591481
who is joe rogan? Nice sunnies on your eggs btw.

>>18592237
Goyslop is an old and tired meme that has lost all meaning since newfags use it for everything. Plebfeed is a much funnier term

>>18591481
who the fuck is a joe rogan and why should I care?

>>18594789
It's had a good run since 2 hours ago. It'll pass.

>>18591492
I’m gonna kidnap a woman just to force feed her this meal 3 times a day and deep inhale all the delicious braps

>>18594802
He's your future president.

>>18594706
There’s a lot of unnecessary stuff on this chart. For example, on the right hand side there is ‘Arkansas Bar Association’, which has exactly one single connection - to Bill Clinton, who was a lawyer from Arkansas. How useless.

>>18591481
eggs are way too delicate for a crusty baguette. next time use butter & ham.

>>18591492
Is that provolone or turkey on the bread with kraut and jalapenos?

>>18591492
>>18591496
Does he know that you're supposed to cook the yolk, too? Or does he just like his eggs so undercooked that the clear whites provide a kind of slime lubricant to slide them down his throat without chewing?

>>18595059
chunk of gouda lol

borgar

>>18591496
I love how his followers are just as incompetent as he is.

>>18591492
Ultimate Ulcer Creator: The Dish

>>18595087
Thats what I was thinking but my retard brain typed provolone. How weird.. provolone and kraut, on toast with jalapenos, not even melty.

>>18594917
That's not going to happen.

>>18595866
Ye Rogan 2024
Rogan Jones 2032

>>18594909

>>18595087
He's so based.

>>18593529
Joe Rogan doesn't eat mayonnaise, surely, that's just vegetable oil, it has the same ingredient list as margarine or table spread.

>>18594789
copy that, rabbi

>>18591481
Looks like a small mutant.

>>18597248
i didn't know joe sold reverse mortgages

>>18591496
>>18591492
Why the FUCK can't millennials cook?

>>18595075
>Does he know that you're supposed to cook the yolk, too?
Youre not though
Fucking retard

I made an OP in the toilet this morning

Haha am I doing the propaganda right?

>>18600256
no

>>18598822
Joe is 55 years old. He's literally peak Gen Xer, retard.

>>18591496
would eat still
id eat all the eggs

>>18601296
Damn

>>18600256
>I made an OP
rather
>i made a fag
would be more proper in reference to op

i took a >>18600256 in the doilet xd