/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18582663
I dont make trash pizza. I dont fuck up my eggs. I dont make bad salsa.
Not relevant for me, sorry

>>18582663
I bought aardvark because I saw it in a post years ago on /ck/, and I liked it because it tastes pretty good and I thought it was /our hotdauce/. Then the next day when I went to make a thread about it you guys were calling me a redditor and a faggot, and only then did I realize that the first post I saw was someone trying to be ironic. Despite liking it initially I'm hesitant to buy it again because I don't want any reddit sauces in my fridge.

>turns ruined goyslop into like new goyslop

>>18582663
The bottle doesn't make it look appealing. Looks like a rediscovered old bottle with out of date sauce from the 90's

>>18582794
MK ULTRA

>>18582794
Reddit ketchup, overpriced salsa, AND it has seed oil in it for absolutely no reason. Be a little wiser next time.

>>18582798
Lemme guess, only raw steak, milk, and eggs for you?

>bragging about enhanced slop
>>>/reddit/

>>18582663

>>18582663
had that one before and it was alright

this one however is superior

>>18582663
I like my hot honey

Can’t be beat

describe the flavor compared to something popular like tabasco or salsa nachos diping sauce, cuz i aint getting trolled by 4chan and wasting money again

>tangy
>spicy but not overwhelmingly so
>lingering heat
>if you buy the big jug and not the bottle it's decently priced

>>18583574
God dammit.

>>18583839
did you ragie?

it's a decade-long meme for a reason
it's the best actual flavorful hot sauce, most other hot sauce just sucks ass

>>18583574
very fruity

>>18582794
You are still a redditor and a faggot

>>18582663
>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN'S MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>18583580
Imagine having guests over and putting this thing on your table

>>18582663
>makes trash pizza god-tier
>overcooked scrambled eggs become delicious
>brings bad salsa to life
>isn't overloaded with garlic
>goes on literally anything

>>18584455
Fuck off newfag, aardvark is a pure-blooded /ck/ meme.

>>18584448
imagine not having ballz

>>18584461
>Fuck off newfag, aardvark is a pure-blooded /ck/ meme

>>18582794
Fucks sake you're pathetic. If you like it, buy it. Why the fuck would you base your life choices around receiving approval from these faggots, of all people?