/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18500946
spaghetti with meatballs but since its halloween, its spaghetti with meatballs made by jack.

>>18500946
Woah, that's for Halloween? Do they really acknowledge Irish tradition in China?

>>18500946
Why are Chinese people always frying things up?

>>18500946
damn that genuinely looks fucking great
and she makes it all look so easy

>>18501388
>>18501302
You need to find Fairytale or Calabaza pumpkins for this since those are Cucurbita Moschata

>>18500946
That looks delicious. It makes me feel good to see a woman cooking food and taking care of her children. Whores can't cook.

Pumpkin is simply best just sliced and baked, everything else is just more effort for a diluted pumpkin experience.

>>18501398
It's all the same thing, mane

>>18500946
damn, that looks really tasty

I hate Chinese people more than anything else

>>18501302
oil is cheap

>>18500946
Very interesting CCP propaganda

>>18500946
I'm making her my wife nigga you feel me?

>>18500946
I, for one, am tired of so many Chinese Communist Party propaganda videos.

>it's just a woman cooking breh
First of all, don't assume xer gender, and secondly, look at the high production level.

>>18501718
Oh lord ccp banzai, make such high quality videos. Get some help dude

this is all i will eat for halloween

and maybe some pumpkin based thing if i find one just because

>>18501437
Nah.

You can make some pretty delicious gnocchi with those things, tried it the other day

>>18500946
There's ZERO fucking chance the flour isn't still raw.

>>18501794
>he doesn't know

The irony of your comfort in ignorance

>>18501467
You’re not worth saving.

>>18500946
>see 10/10 azn qt
>bump the thread

>>18501794
t. 50c army

>>18502630
Maybe it is not the whjte floor but some arrowroot powder, tapioca or something

>>18502630
Given the stretchy texture at the end, I'm willing to bet this is glutenous rice flour. She's effectively made pumpkin mochi.

>>18501437
Wrong.
Fairytale aka Musquee De Provence are more related to butternuts than the average carving pumpkin
Can you even pronounce the scientific name for pumpkins?

>>18500946
When I saw she was Chinese I was worried something bad would happen.
I'm glad she's okay.

I'm going to a halloween party and don't want to show up empty handed. What would be some good skeleton themed finger foods? Thinking of making skull shaped miniature pizzas

>the entire filing is starch, flour and unflavored pumpkin
sliteyes and desserts baka

>>18504548
Sure thing Chang

>>18500946
>1:20
Me on the right with my son

I've had those pumpkin fritters from a Chinese place which also (occasionally) made more 'traditional' stuff.
They were served with some sort of very sweet, starchy sauce.

>>18500946
Holy shit I’m in love.

>>18500946
Just looked it up, the recipe for chinese pumpkin cakes is really easy, I might actually make some.

>>18501718
This.
I got banned last week for voicing my discontent (with more colorful expressions, though.)
I don't mind getting that treatment again, but it's the truth; I would rather watch the same .webm archives than having CCP propaganda dotting the threads.

>>18501718
>>18505868
Who gives a crap how they're made. Nobody us under the impression that the CCP isn't full of disgusting assholes and that Xi Shit Thing isn't as vilely evil as it is possible for a human to be in a relativist universe, and videos of people cooking isn't going to change that. Romanticising the Chinese population only makes thinking people more eager to annihilate their fuckhead government.

>>18505868
>>18505978
Maybe look around then, plenty of bug/dog eating and bat soup posting. This don’t even look that good and you’re triggered, you just seem like a fragile bitch if you think this is fooling anyone and making folks like China you delusional faggot. You’re just complaining instead of posting cooking related shit

>>18506025
Don't ever (You) me without reading my post. Final warning.

>>18500946
I haven't really celebrated Halloween since I graduated college.
Also those pumpkins are a pain in the ass to process if you don't have a big, sharp, heavy knife.

>>18506031
tl;dr

>look at the video
>it's blurry as shit
What fucking production values? The average TikToker mogs this chink in video quality and editing.

Damn, where did I go wrong?
That's a what I'd want for a wife
I bought a a big ass pumpkin for the kids thinking it would be fun to carve
She looked at me and said "you know this is your job"

Making bloody eyeball macs for work, gonna fill 'em with cherry in the center.

>>18506071
>blurry as shit

Maybe it has something to do with the limiting filesize of 3MB of a nearly 2 minute video.

>>18506071
It's compressed. Regardless, that other guy is a retard. An iPhone films in 4k now and applies automatic processing to jazz up the colors and lighting. Propping up your phone for a few scenes and then editing it (in native iOS software) is nothing special.

>>18506237
looking good. heh.

>>18506237
How did you make the little eyeballs in the center? I can see the veins were brushed in but I can't zoom in enough to see the eyeballs. How long do you think those keep for without going mushy due to humidity?

>>18502630
The text says 糯米粉 which is what >>18504574 said

>>18506237
Spooky

>>18507375
They are little sprinkles you can buy in store.

>>18505566
See >>18504593
Fucking burgers are trying to say Pepo is the only existing pumpkin family

>>18507531
Pumpkins are native to the Americas only and therefore are the oldest American tradition. You've got some nerve telling me I don't know more pumpkins than some pumpkin importing Europeon. You wouldn't have pumpkins if it weren't for me, so kneel.

>>18501467
u know i used to too, just because i hate china so much, but after meeting them at my school, its really hard for me to say i hate my friends and peers, because i dont hate them. they feel like u and me, and dont seem like they would support the insane shit the chinese government does

>>18507711
thats because they're spies :^)

>>18507711
They're like Americans. Good people with a shit government.

I'm making corn dogs for a work party
And then I'm making more corn dogs for a friend's party.

I don't have many kids in my neighborhood so I don't plan to have much for them.

>>18508058
CANDY corn dog...? Where's the Halloween spirit?

>>18505868
>watch woman make food
>begin to think comrade mao did nothing wrong
o-oh shit, the propaganda is working!!
Take your meds, seriously.

>>18500946
Like last year I'm gonna make atomic fireball candy apples. Just normal candy apples but add cinnamon extract (it's surprisingly caustic) and cayenne pepper

>>18505868
If you watch these videos and feel in any way swayed to love the Communist Party of China you're incredibly weak willed. It's not good propaganda.

>>18500946
Always wanted to make my own candy but I don't know how to do about the hook

>>18509657
It's not even a matter of weak or strong will, there's no actual pro-CCP messaging in the video.

>>18501567
Why is their oil in the sewer in the first place?

>>18510097
Not_my_problem.jpg

>>18510097
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

>>18500946
>think it will be some cool cake when she adds flour
>deep friend garbage in premade biscuits
dropped

>>18505533
how about you bring a bottle of wine you weirdo

>>18504593
If it was closer to a butternut then they wouldn't call it a pumpkin, you retard

>>18506031
what're you gonna do bitch?

>>18507705
>>18507424
samefag

>>18500946
you can tell how much makeup shes wearing when her sibling shows up without any on

>tfw no weird busty Chinese farm girl to titfuck hourly

>>18501431
It's literally a CCP shill channel

>>18512159
>>18509657
>>18505868
literally who care

you can argue its escapism or 'yearning to go back to simple village life' but its great that wholesome traditional roles are celebrated rather than the whore-fest that west media pushes

>>18500946
Halloween is movie night for me, so I’m thinking about making some Chicago mix popcorn.

>>18511256
In my friend group bringing finger foods would be considered normal and most parties in my country a BYOB anyways. Thank you for not contributing.

>>18512159
Well, it's working.

>>18510097
Restaurants dump their fryer oil down the drain because lol lmao and then these freaks crack open the waste water pipes and skim the fat off the shit-puke-and-piss-water because it just floats on top. They do some sort of bullshit to "disinfect" the oil and then either use it in their own shithole restaurants or sell it to other shithole restaurants.

I do really like the way that Chinese cooking videos show the food being fed to family members at the end. It's a common thing; see Chef Wang and that one guy who roasts massive quantities of meat out in the misty peaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPk__AeWrU

>>18512549
Agreed. Compare it with American cooking videos, where the emphasis is often on either self-sufficiency or absurd consumption. In the case of the latter category, this includes things like incredibly high-calorie dishes, foods made with gold leaf and shit, etc. It's a different value set and I'd take the Chinese one in a heartbeat even though I know what the country is really like.

>>18512159
I'd rather watch wholesome videos about Chinese villagers making traditional foods than Western woke LGBTQ slop.

>>18501437
no it isn't

>>18512549
Do you seriously not see how cynicism those videos are?

I can't stop thinking about these retarded peanut butter pumpkins so will probably make them

>>18513459
why so bitter and negative?

are you angry your own government isnt at least promoting 'a wholesome living' to its citizens?

>>18513472
Man these look really cute. I grew pumpkins this year I wanna try to make something other than soup.

>>18513427
How did they cook traditional chinese food before they had jet engines to cook them on?
Also why do they leave the bones in the chicken? I guess you waste less theoretically that way but I'd hate to pick shards of bone out of my meal constantly

>>18513686
Would now be a bad time to tell you that YouTube isnt viewed in china and this is propaganda made for the west?
Also even Chinese people know these channels are fake and regularly find the sets where they are made, they are never real people and only used when filming.

>>18513724
You should make pumpkin pie dip it's so good with grapes and ginger snaps

This cheese ball lives in my head rent free it's not even that impressive looking but I love poppy seeds so I'd eat the hell out of it

I can't believe the eyeballs are homemade (center are blueberries). Would actually eat this

>>18513783
looks like tide pods lol

>>18513781
>its fake, its a show
do you believe most youtubers' on-screen personas are real?

or that bear gyrlls actually live in the woods?

>>18513839
No they don't

>>18504593
Fucking nerd.

>>18513805
>I can't believe the eyeballs are homemade
lol wut? you thought they used actual eyeballs?

>>18513870
Yes they do.

>>18505978
> the CCP isn't full of disgusting assholes and that Xi Shit Thing isn't as vilely evil as it is possible for a human to be in a relativist universe
You’re a fucking moron.

>>18514006
I thought putler was literally voldermort? really confused rn you guys!

>>18513781
>propaganda
Yeah you’re a fucking dumb shit.

>>18514014
US foreign policy has caused more death and instability in the last 60 years than anyone else.

>>18514026
US inactivity would have resulted in even more death and instability.

>>18511287
Americans have been indoctrinated since the a950s to associate the word "Pumpkin" with flavorless, genetically modified orange gourds

>>18514169
*1950s

>>18513908
It's purple and orange not blue and orange

>>18513781
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but nothing you see on social media or youtube is real. It's all within the context of a presentation to an observer.
Thus the question should be "is this type of curated content (propaganda if you prefer that word) better or worse than the western type"?
And I kinda like it honestly. It's comfy content, it values tradition and culture, and it's often interesting (not so much this one, but stuff like watching people make paper by hand and shit). Compared to a lot of western propaganda I think this is pretty nice.
You can of course bring up criticisms regarding the chinese government, but that's not really an issue with the media, it's an issue with the context in which it is made.

>>18514317
>And I kinda like it honestly. It's comfy content, it values tradition and culture, and it's often interesting
But that's just CCP propaganda to brainwash you into watching non-obese, tattoo-free women cooking!! You need to watch 100 tiktoks with retarded tattooed purple hair zoomer ewhores "dancing" NOW to decondition yourself before it's too late!!!!

>>18513904
I'm assuming he meant he thought they were factory made candy or something

>>18501467
>>18501718
>>18505868
Holy fuck Xinnie is rent-free in your minds. You schizo faggots could take literally anything as an affront to your beliefs.

>>18513805
That's quite impressive actually. Making those would be quite time consuming. I'm planning on making some pumpkin custards. That way I can do them early in the day and they'll be nice and chilled by the time I get back from trick or treating with the family.

>>18513904
u fucking dumbass

I'm so lonely

>>18500946
I wish she was my mom

Going to a halloween party, making carrot cake because i hate pumpkin/pumpkin spice flavour and probably some chai glazed madelines to practice for a future thing. Thought about making some pumpkin gnocchi but i'm lazy

>>18506237
these look great

i have a bunch of sweet potatoes the church gave me, so I'm making like 4 sweet potato pies. One goes to my brother and his gf. another will go to the Sister who gave us all these things and the last two are for me and my mom

>>18501302
fried shit always tastes better and if you use animal fats, it's even better. if you use goils like canola or vegetable oil, you will grow tits.

>>18513758
>How did they cook traditional chinese food before they had jet engines to cook them on?

Wood and fire.

>>18513472
>do not eat raw dough
Those words mean nothing

>>18516327
For some reason, it's always raining in this guy's videos. Were they all shot during monsoon season?

>>18501567
This wouldn't be so bad if they were using it for hair/skin products or some industrial use, but nope, straight into food. Human beings are shit, don't trust anyone.

>>18513758
>why do they leave the bones in the chicken?
different culture, different Standard Operating Procedure

you ever tried to debone anything with a chinese cleaver? its near impossible. Its much faster to chop up everything in small bite sized chunks (bone included), passing on the task of removing the bones to the consumer

also, bones add flavour and nutrients, and also allows the consumer to see what kind of animal it is.

>>18516459
>you ever tried to debone anything with a chinese cleaver
No, but they could easily use other tools. Making the consumer remove the bones is kinda shitty really.

>also, bones add flavour and nutrients,
Which is why we use stock. Which also has the advantage of not having chunks of bone in your food

>and also allows the consumer to see what kind of animal it is.
I suppose that by living in a western country I'm not likely to ever be defrauded on that count

>>18516476
well, china was/is a peasant country where for most of the ~7000 years it was in constant war, natural disasters, turmoil and danger of starvation, 'bones in meat' wasnt a concern, just like how you would not care at all about bones in your chicken wings or drums

>I suppose that by living in a western country I'm not likely to ever be defrauded on that count
no, lots of cheap fish are being faked as expensive fish
when a fish is served as a fillet, without its head or tail or even bones, its very hard for the average consumer to identify it
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/20/fish-seafood-fraud-common-oceana-report/1927065/

>>18516488
I didn't mean it doesn't happen, I meant more I never really eat animals that would be tricky to identify. The only time I eat fish is fish and chips, and I do ask them to prove what fish it is because it's getting ridiculously expensive. £15 for cod and chips last time I had it, and I remember when I lived in manchester it was like, £3 at best

>>18514130
you're full of shit.

>>18516488
>well, china was/is a peasant country
lol. no.

Eyeball mac anon, also made glass shard cupcakes

>>18504625
She was executed 5 days after filming this for low Credit Score.

>>18500946
>What special treats are you making for Halloween?
i cooked a small pumpkin i got from walmart lel, pretty good i must say.

>>18516327
wtf did he make in that cylinder thing? Instantly killed the video for me. How do they even wash that thing out properly?

>>18505533
Something sweet with lady fingers. My mom used to make some brandy soaked lady finger desert.

>>18516488
>>18516459
They have chicken dishes that don't have bones in them, claiming it's because they literally couldn't remove bones because they only had cleavers and had no time because of because of war makes no sense. There are much poorer and more war-torn regions in the world that still manage to remove bones from chicken.

I always give the best candy.

I had an idea to get a roulette wheel and board and let kids risk their candy in the candy casino, but I’m not sure if it is a good idea or not.

>>18514537
kek this

>>18514537
All Tiktok is CCP curated, buddy boy.

>>18517533
>CCP makes tiktok show you women doing domestic stuff!!!
>CCP makes tiktok show you dancing whores!!!
So which is it? Cuz you also get chinese whores and white women doing domestic stuff on tiktok as well (I watch the former all the time), what do you think they're trying to accomplish?

>>18500946
>carbs
Ew, peasant food.

>>18517533
talking out of your fucking ass.

>>18517238
>for low Credit Score.
this isn't muttmerica.

>>18517956
Social credit score

>>18517322
The tea press (opposite of coffee press)? It's smooth inside.

>>18516476
>I suppose that by living in a western country I'm not likely to ever be defrauded on that count

Yeah, like how Subway tuna isn't real tuna and Taco Bell beef is just soy.

>>18517954
Even the mainstream media reports it.

>>18517954
oh come on now

>>18513805
That looks fucking good.

>>18518391
because they're retarded.
MSM reporting on China is dogshit.

>>18519642
Says a certain POS dictator who is arrogantly assfucking his own nation.

>>18519648
How? Their quality of life is better than it has ever been in 200 years

>>18519648
You’re retarded.

Funny how Ding Dong always acts buttmad, trying to boost his social credit score whenever it's pointed out those rural chinese cooking videos are pure propaganda.

>>18517322
It's a tea churn (note the teapot print on the top) and he's making butter tea, with pumpkinseeds, walnuts, sesame seeds (I think), sugar and an egg (to prevent the butter separating too quickly).
As for cleaning, it's relatively easy, as long as you do it immediately, and not let the tea droplets dry out. Swish hot water inside it and pat dry.

>>18500946
Sauce on her recipe?

>>18516912
so that's a muffin with buttercream frosting, a transparent caramel shard and the blood is...what, gelatin?

>>18519947
Kekles.

But, from the video, seems to be steamed squash (or pumpkin), sugar and glutinous rice flour. You might want to add mixed/pudding/pumpkin spice to make it more "traditional Western autumn" in flavor. You could also experiment with stuff like baking powder, if you want them more fluffy.

>>18519933
i can translate each line for you

-keep the seeds for roasting later on
-remove seeds
-cut into chunks
-steam over high heat
-add the appropriate amount of sugar
-pound into paste
-divide between 2 portions
-add glutinous rice flour while its still warm
-remove excess paste (between the cookies)
-roll over sesame seeds
-roll the pumpkin balls as well
----1 minute into the video----
-when the oil is 70% (7层) warm put the "pies" in and fry them
-when they float up, its done!
-put pumpkin balls in
-when they float up, its done

-if you dont want things too oily you can try this as well, make them into patties
-lightly coat the pan with oil and toast/fry them

>>18515783
I've watched a lot of Chinese cooking videos and far as I can tell all they use is soybean and rapeseed oil. And boy do they use a lot of it.

>>18504593
Can you suck my balls fag?

>>18516327
Why did he wash it with soap? Couldnt he just skin it then rinse the meat?

>>18520016
There's a part that was cut out. The cow pelt was washed and then stored in a freezer. He likely made it into clothing or something later on in a different video.

In some videos, he harvests/makes things but don't use them. Basically saving them for another video.

Like how the original "primitive living" YouTube guy would make sticks or bricks, but don't use them until several videos down the line.

>>18519982
yeah and that's why they're all weak manlets. use beef tallow, butter or lard and you will become a god.

>>18516327
>ywn be a chinese peasant Chad making a shit ton of food for your harem of plastic chinese women
why live

>>18501567
>>18513211
this shit has been illegallized nearly a decade ago, cia shill

>>18501718
>"high production value" is multiple cuts to different angles
ah yes, because her husband/brother/family member/friend (who probably has a film making passion) isn't recording her and uploading it to get his name out there.
that's literally how some YouTubers start out. wanting to be a pro film maker. i assume it's as popular of a hobby in China as it is in America and the UK.
just because it isn't some literal retard with his flip phone camera doesn't make it CCP propaganda. What would this even be propaganda of? pretty woman cooking squash or pumpkin or whatever that shit is? Do you think China is like North Korea? hell no, man! China can actually sustain itself with food and it's just authoritarian capitalism, my guy. Yes, there are severely poor parts of China but that's mostly in Bumfuck, Egypt, China.

>>18520088
Ahh i see, i just think you wouldnt want soap near your meat. I would have thought he would have skinned it first then washed washed the skin away from the meat

>>18520104
That long-haired chick was definitely CCP. She had that slightly constipated look on her face, that all mid-level CCP apparatchiks tend to develop after a while.

>>18520203
chinese women are bitches. In china, more women abuse their husbands than husbands abuse their women. I reckon that's just the look of a married chinese woman and the guy cooking is her dad who made her come all the way out. Maybe she left the family to make money at the CCP probably. Or she works a shitty salarycuck job.

>>18520234
become a family friend and when the female ones grow up, marry them and live a happy life.

>>18520223
>chinese women are bitches. In china, more women abuse their husbands than husbands abuse their women.
This is true.

There is a small Chinese market close to where I live, operated by a Chinese immigrant couple who barely speak Portuguese and the woman is a giant cunt to her husband, never shows him any affection and whenever they interact, she's yelling at him in Mandarin (or so I think). I go to that market quite often to get some mushrooms and vegetables, and that's been my experience from day one, so it's not a fluke. Nevertheless, the guy keeps her pregnant and pumping out cute Chinese babies, so I don't know what to say.

>>18500946
The sandwich cookies have raw flour mixed in? Didn't seem like she cooked them afterwards.

>>18520300
Glutinous rice flour. And they were deep-fried afterwards.

>>18520314
You are correct, thank you anon.

>>18519750
thats like a slave saying i've only been whipped 20 times today instead of 50 like normal

>>18520337
It's an improvement and you can't deny it.

>>18519784
You're deluded by foreign propaganda. Not even your own nation's propaganda. The propaganda of a different nation has captured your imagination. You call other people retarded? You're absurd.

>>18513472
>How to make peanut butter cookies
>Step 1: buy premade peanut butter cookie dough

>>18520559
>How to make peanut butter cookies
>step 1: go to 7-11 and buy steel reserve and try again tomorrow

So I went to a Chinese restaurant today for lunch. The fucking waitress was Chinese, and so were the cooks in the back.

Why are there so many CCP shills everywhere? Holy fuck. Even the menu had Chinese words on it. I think some of them even spoke Chinese to each other.

When will these CCP shills end?

>>18521220
>When will these CCP shills end?
The moment you get sent to reeducation camp for not being good enough.

>>18500946
Pumpkin soup, occasionally I’ll bake chestnuts
Got some sweet potatoes left with not many ideas, any suggestions?

>>18519969
Thank you, anon

>>18521300
Roast 'em as is, it's fall.

>>18510097
1. cook with oil
2. pour down sink
3. fish it up
4. go to 1
problem?

>>18520467
Me raping your sister's mouth rather than her ass is an improvement, but not raping someone is not a hard thing to do and if I were a decent human being, rape would hardly be something I'd ever engage in in the first place.

>>18515783
Real questions:
How much oil do you think people are consuming?
How many non-obese males do you know who have tits?

>>18523789
But rape is fun and propagates the white race in a Christian society that ensures abortion is illegal. Unlike insect scum that made abortion mandatory.

>>18520519
Propaganda doesn’t work on me like normies because I’m not a lazy fuckhead who runs on feelings. I’m data driven and verification driven.

You’re a fucking dumbass regurgitating whatever bullshit is being lazily fed to you like a stupid bitch.

>>18523789
You’re a fucking moron.

>>18524034
Shouldn't it be "You're a raping moron."?

>>18524057
It's not legally rape if she can't prove beyond reasonable doubt that she didn't consent.

>halloween food thread
>halloween, a day centered almost entirely around treats with a lot of creative opportunities to make something of your own
>schizos have a melty about a chinese woman existing in the webm
>shit up the thread beyond legibility

worthless fucking board, every single one of you terminal autists should go back to where you came from and stop posting here

>>18524121
You're supposed to just ignore them and reply to people who are actually contributing to the topic anon.

>>18524121
You tell 'em, Chang. I'm sure you'll earn double social credit for tirelessly defending the glorious leaders nation.

>>18524121
The main thing about Halloween is if you find the ring.

>>18519908
>those rural chinese cooking videos are pure propaganda.
Do tell me the thesis for a 2 minute video of a woman making pumpkin dumplings. Am I supposed to internalize the pumpkins as grorious communism and the rice flour as the hardy han ubermenschen?

>>18512159
Everything is a shill and propaganda outlet now, this is at least wholesome.
It still won't make me find bugs attractive though

>>18524233
The yellow of the pumpkin spreads throughout the white of the flour, and through thorough mixture and transformative processes, the flour, no longer white, is made strong and resilient, like the pumpkin.

Sorry, it's best I could come up with off the top of my ass.

>>18524394
lalala

>>18524233
Hey Chang, when you samefag to ridicule propaganda callouts, you better make sure the anon you're trying to damagecontrol isn't still in the thread. Otherwise you end up looking like a samefagging tool.
Note the lack of a (You) in >>18524437

>>18500946
Wife material, that said everything but the pumpkin pancakes are goyfeed and not food for your children

>>18524452
You're not "calling out" propaganda. You're having a schizo meltdown over a cooking video.
Take your meds, seriously.

>>18524498
Chinese women are good wives because the CCP has made a good society.

>>18524520
>the CCP has made a good society.
Then why are most of the people starving and poor?

>>18524598
What’s your source? Your fucking asshole?

>>18524498
>goyfeed
As in specifically for non-Jews? They look reasonably kosher.

>>18524649
>Add flour a million times and fry it
Yes that is goyfeed

>>18524659
Do Jews not eat flour? I swear that I didn't hallucinate matzah.

Maybe it's a little dumb, but I was going to make these jack o lantern stuffed peppers for Halloween dinner. I'm not great in the kitchen but I hope they'll come out good

>>18525003
Use a hard cheese on top... those look like they have a bad cold.

>>18506706
Correction
An iPhone records at a lower resolution and post processes the video to reach 4k.

>>18525026
Yeah, 4k raw is fucking yuge. 4k compressed is still yuge.

>>18525003
It's a fine idea. Any women you're cooking for should find it fun.

>>18525003
haha imagine if all that cheese flowing out of the mouths and noses were cum wouldn't that be weird haha

>>18500946
Wtf i want a chink wife now

>>18504625
I thought a household pet or something still alive was going to be ate

>>18525221
It's not too late

>>18500946
I have been bitten by the Autumn baking bug. I've made cookies, scones, banana bread, and digestive biscuits. Unsure what to do next, might boil a pudding, might do something with pumpkin

>>18525065
>Any women you're cooking for should find it fun.

SHIT I forgot tomorrow is Halloween, I was going to make these for my wife because she loves shit like that. Fack

>>18506237
>>18513788
>>18513805
>>18516912
>>18525003
These are great looking.

>>18519982
They mostly use gutter oil.

How do asians be frying stuff all the time?
Like where do they put the oil when they're done? Do they just have woks of oil sitting all around the house?

>>18524520
0.01 Yuan has been deposited in your account.

>>18524659
>it's the Jews that want you to eat flour, a several-thousand-year staple of the European diet
Schizophrenia

>>18526439
Maybe he's onto something. They tell us to eat the flour, we develop gluten sensitivities and diabetes, we blame them and kick them out, time passes, the cycle begins anew.

>>18526409
>t. pic related
also, you'll never be a woman.

>>18526550
that is unironically is a real woman
but you will always be a insectoid now fuck of chang and go eat some more poop grease

>>18526597
kek
unironically eating better than most amerilards.

>>18526637
>america in one small video
LMAO this is fucking disgusting,when is that lard thing going to finally stop existing?

>>18526637
>ancient chinese secret, add lead and arsenic for their mystical healing powers

>>18526657
isn't that fat fuck from eastern europe?

>>18526746
He was born in Ukraine but grew up in America and was a skinny vegan 10 years ago

>>18526754
America, man, one hell of a drug

>>18526754
>Ukraine

>>18526780
Where the bacon roams free

>>18526734
Keep kvetching, bitchnigger cuntface.

>>18516327
Is this mongolia?

>>18526550
>Finger tattoo spelling out T A C O
Perhaps the US has lost the struggle for its soul at this point.

>>18526780
>lol you have animals
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>18528107
He's got that Corpsegrinder neck

>>18528132
inner mongolia, most likely. Mongolia proper is pretty desolate.

>>18525152
Like they hade to much cum after blowjobs and things like that so crazy haha
Wouldn't it be super weird if we tried that haha just joking that would be so funny and weird though

>>18528132
>>18528277
Does Mongolia have mountains?

>>18528748
yes, the Altai moutains.

>>18528748
>>18528757
A wide range of them

>>18528153
one boar killed a entire village in china...ONE, those fucking things are one of the most dangerous wild animals around.
i'd post the webm but i'll get banned for posting it on a blue board (don't think i'll get banned for this one )
i also got one where a boar is eating a human baby

>>18516897
>yeah those numbers are the communist party of China reported, so they're official.

>>18529278
One of the deadliest bear attacks was in Japan. I think Roanoke Colony has a bear theory behind it as well.

>>18530384
Ahh yes, because the communist party of china existed during the Tang Dynasty

I made an apple pie for my family's Halloween party.

Didn't get a pic of the interior, unfortunately, but it set beautifully.

>>18530831
It looks good anon! I'm glad you had fun at your Halloween party

>>18513438
>goyslop
> >:(
>goyslop but China
> :D

>>18531719
please explain how traditional chinese cuisine is goyslop, I could use the chuckle

>>18530675
They exist now and are the data source.

>>18531719
>meaningless buzzword
> >:(

>>18531728
>>18531755
it's goyslop chud, stop seething.

>>18516897
>doesn't cite a source
Fucking trash.

>>18531805
you suck at this

>>18531849
no you

>>18500946
I made Meat Pies. Goth girls love Meat Pies, just bring up Sweeney Todd.

>>18531734
Source the CCP made that image?

So, how was your Halloween dinner party, /ck/?

>>18523789
>>18520337
Can you just slow it down with the homo fantasies and explain how Xi is "stealing from le his own people" if they are wealthier than ever recorded in history? Or are you just completely homosexual?

>>18530384
>trust me, statistics from the USA (proven to have lied to, experimented on, illegally interned and murdered its citizens countless times) are 100% legit

>>18533674
No comparison. Conflicting views are sustained and argued in USA. You can't go far out of step with the CCP in China without being imprisoned.

is this /ck/ or /pol/

>>18500946
>Frying with oil
>Not hot enough
That shit probably tastes like greasy disgusting mush. Raised by a poor family, too, flour in a plastic bag.

>>18520106
Oh okay that's good to know, because all Chinese people even the extremely poor follow the law to the T all the time...right?

>>18533734
> Conflicting views are sustained and argued in USA
Holy shit. You’re actually retarded.

>>18534466
poltard and intsects invaded this board somewhere a little before the first lockdown hit
/ck/ wasn't this retarded before 2018

i made bell peppers stuffed with potato and eggplant with my girlfriend

>>18534867
i’m retarded. enjoy the upside down picture. we also made ghost and skeleton pastries stuffed with mushrooms and cream cheese

>>18534867
and finally a spooky cherry pie

>>18531805
>it's [buzzword] because... because it just is OKAY??

>>18515783
i use olive oil exclusively am i fucked

>>18517435
did you do it?
come to think of it if you're in an area with high kid volume any gimmick would make you a badass if you gave 2 items (or big candybars)
if i was doing a roulette though i'd probably make them spin it when they got there to determine their candy, dress up as a zombie/ghost gameshow host, and do a little bit for every kid that walked up

>>18534784
>/ck/ wasn't this retarded before 2018
bruh! yes it was, it was a different kind of retarded though with hardcore autism like "vinegary shits" "pepperoni are for kids" "aardvark" "toebasco sauce "

>>18535586
>>18534784
>zoomers are now lamenting their "nostalgia" for 2018 (<4 years ago)
lmfaooooo

>>18534867
>>18534874
>>18534881
Thank you for posting some actual Halloween food. I am going to try those stuffed peppers next year. I didn't have enough time to cook this year but I'm planning to make up for it next time. I especially like your pie, the teeth look cool.

>>18536099
im nostalgic for preTrumpwave

>>18536110
thanks anon. i honestly hate cooked bellpepper but at least it wasn’t filled with rice. one of them is supposed to look like uboa from yume nikki. the pie was inspired by the hausu poster

>>18501114
Halloween is a finnish tradition you fucking bigot

>>18500946
> tfw no bug wife to make you mooncakes for the mid-autumn festival

>>18536353
I hate them with rice too, and I also hate overcooked peppers. They're nice when they aren't soggy

>>18500946
chink propaganda

>>18537912
>Shirt cut in the front just to show clevage
Fucking whores

>>18538526
once an incel...

>>18535586
w-what's going on here

>>18539939
making some fish

>>18539939

>>18539939
.

>>18501114
It's just a pumpkin snack and the webm goes as far back as at least July. Why the hell would you think that they celebrate that holiday?

>>18516897
What in the good goddamn is this scaling? I call bullshit on that just because making that chart by anything but hand would be nonsense

>>18540726
Because of the context, perhaps.

>>18541331
you get charts like that for CFD flow charts

>>18520106
I was in China a few years ago and I saw gutter oil being pulled. I definitely ate it

>>18541331
you can't read?
the scale is %.

>>18542186
gutter oil is a refined product.

>>18516897
Man, the US were doing like shit until the late 1700s.
Lazy fucks.

>>18542317
that i still full of heavy metals and carcinogens from toxic chemical runoff
boiled poop is still boiled poop

>>18542327
we were a small farming colony and it should have stayed that way but the jews had to get us involved in ww2 and then rape are country for all its resources

>>18542434
It’s true. That’s why it’s illegal.
But I wonder what the cost of refining it is.

>>18542549
they are doing it makeshift in nasty pots and heating with firewood (which is a even bigger crime because they're not allowed to cut down trees )

>>18513805
Recipe?

>>18501718
>the communist party is releasing cooking shows
I don’t view them but still I’ll take it over US zog propaganda about trannys and miscegenation

>>18502630
retard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jian_dui

>>18513783

>>18542434
Oxidized oil itself is carcinogenic.

>>18542712
you're the retard
in jian dui the flour isn't used for the filling
there's a lot less of it and it is more exposed to heat so it cooks properly
not so here

>>18538543
How's your dad?