/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18409278
a blowie in the glory hole stall

>>18409278
Copenhagen wintergreen long cut

>>18409278
2 bags of doritos flamas and a slam can of pepsi.

As many 40s as that gets me

>>18409278
Either jerky or a bag of funyuns

>>18409291
but you're driving

>>18409292
>stinks up the whole car
Thanks for ruining our trip

hard cider, corn nuts, comic book

>>18409278
Nowadays usually a shitty slim jim type beef jerky, one of those individually packaged pickles, and a giant "cappuccino" from the machine. Or plain coffee, depends on my mood.

Nothing. mom would never hand me a 10 at a gas station. We always had pre-bought grocery store snacks for trips.

>>18409298
Not anymore I'm not

>>18409301
>comic book
Fag

>>18409312
would it be better if he watched tiktok dances, zoomzoom?

>>18409278
I'm grabbing a gallon of milk and slamming it on the floor as a distraction from me grabbing some doritos and a slushie or alcohol, whatever time permits, then I pocket the 10 and put it toward some weed when I get back in town.

>>18409278
Water, jolly ranchers, pretzel bites

>>18409314
You've dug a big gay hole with that response.
Come out of the closet already homo.

>>18409288
Momma’s got a dipper

Simple as

>>18409306
baste and planning ahead pilled

>>18409278
Ritz bits cheese & cracker Combos, which are both better than Ritz bits peanut butter and pretzel Combos.

Not that I'd find it there, but I still miss this stuff

>>18409304
>"cappuccino"
Why did you put it in quotations? Let me guess, you wanted us to think you're old and out of touch, or that you're so mature you don't think too much about faggy fancy kiddy bullshit. But guess what, the quotations failed their mission - the implication that you consume cappuccino on a regular basis outed you as a faggot zoomer.

>>18409348
He probably meant what you'd get out of a machine at a typical gas station would barely and doubtfully qualify as a cappuccino to people that know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to coffee

water and some hot wings (also some cajun boiled peanuts and fried chicken livers if i'm in the south)

>>18409278
Is it like, over 10 years ago? Maybe I'd try some "bathsalts" product, feel like i'm dying, and get yelled at by my freaked-out, worried mom while she drives me to the nearest ER.

>>18409278
Barefoot chardonnay, salt & vinegar Lays. Send it.

>>18409278
>mom hands you $10
moms don't do that, you have to beg first

>>18409278
a ginger ale and some chex mix, or one of those weird tgi fridays snack things. maybe some snoballs if i was super lucky.

>>18409418
And do the Little Lad Dance.

>>18409436

>>18409502

>>18409516

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>>18409521

dew and bold flavor chex

>>18409278
As a kid it would have been an orange carrot sobeys and a bag of bbq rings, maybe also a slim to save for later.

>>18409278
My mom already boiled eggs at home before the trip. She even brings her salt and peppers with her.

condoms and cheap booze

>>18409348
It's as much a "capuccino" as a bunch of powder and water can be you fucking sperg

There is a right answer to this and it's cheetos

Buying? Nothing
Stealing? Everything
>SHE GONE

>>18409286
Daddy's on the other side.

One or two bags (depending on size) of Cheddar & Sour Cream Ruffles and a 20 oz. Coke.

>>18410267
He does it for free.

Bag of Doritos and however many Arizonas I can get with what remains.

>>18410446
Based

>>18409749
that must smell fucking foul on a road trip

>>18409741
Oh man I forgot about Sobe I used to always go for the white one about the color of cum.

>>18409348
because it's hot sugary slop that comes out of a machine, it has fuck all to do with real cappucino

>>18409278
pizza combos and a mtn dew

>>18409333
Why did this make me kek

>>18409436
>>18409502
>>18409520

>>18409278
For me? The 2 for $5 bacon/sausage egg and cheese (sausage for now, bacon for later), a big bottle of water, and some powdered Donettes.

Multiple tijuana sausages to tear diagonally and the tablespoon of spicy vinegar inside gets all over my hands, my legs, the seat and the floor

>>18409278
10 black and milds

Sparkling water, cheez it’s and a bag of sour patch watermelon

>>18409278
8 chili dogs and a supersized fountain coke, no ice

>>18409278
>Your mom hands you $10.
10 Slim Jims

>>18409741
remind me what flavor of Sobe was the one that had the color of Pepto Bismal

>>18409278
Bud light six pack

>>18409348
You're filled with hatred, but we understand it's really meant for yourself. It's going to be okay

>>18409278
caffine pills, titty mag and some water incase my mouth gets dry, maybe a jerky stick and something sweet to level out if i have any extra cash

>>18409319
Pretty based

>>18409278
Hot fries, slim jim, and a gatorade

>>18410602
High school degen combo.

Can't even find an image of them online but when I go to eastern Washington all the gas stations have these little deep fried burritos filled with BBQ beef. BBQ Snak is what it says on the sleeve they come in and they're fucking delicious. No idea why I can't find them anywhere else.

protein bar, coffee, diet soda, tuna packet if any left over

>>18411006
>>18409756
>>18409291
You're a child, you have no ID at this point.

Pocket the $10 and shoplift

Monster energy and gummy bears :)

>>18409278
twinpack slim jims
ritz bitz
watchamecallit
69 cent large fountain drink
starbucks frap and reeses cup for mommy

>>18409502
I gotta post it....

>>18409418
they hand you $2and yell "make it work!"

>>18411005
I think it was strawberry daiquiri.

>>18409278
I steal a banana and keep the $10.

>>18410602
You are to eat all the crust off the filling and save the fillings to eat last.

>>18410832
how old are you?

>>18412234
How do you sneak the banana out?

A tall black coffee from the based gas station coffee machine, a 1 liter Evian water, and a limited edition Halloween Bic lighter

>>18409348
the "cappucino" machines are filled with basically a powdered nescafe/swiss miss abomination

Pocket the money and go without for 5 hours lmao. Maybe a cheap bottle of water? If you can't go without for 5 hours you're probably obese.

>>18412262
>stealing from mom for $2/hr
Nigger tier

>>18412268
It's not stealing if she simply overestimated how much money it would take for you to survive for 5 hours. It's just incompetence.

>>18411763
I'd hide candy in a coffee cup and just pay a dollar for 10 bucks worth of candy.

bugles and salsa

>>18409278
>Pick out something
>Go to the counter with my mom
>She doesn't have enough for a case of beer
>She guilt trips me into lending her back the ten bucks in front of the cashier
>Now I feel slighted and angry at myself for being selfish

I love you mom, but god damn you were a pain in the ass

>>18410572
That was the pina colada and it was a magic headache curing elixir. Got one on the way to my first concert as a kid and it saved my life.

>>18412249
He's a nigger, he puts it in his pants and everybody averts their eyes. Or stares, depends on if you're in the Bible belt or in Sheol