/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Triple Irish coffee, hold the espresso and cream.

Ah you did it again hahahhahah so funny no pastebin hahahahaha

>>18349776
Post it yourself if you're that fucking assblasted about it. Nobody every reads the links, anyways.

>>18349759
lol, Lungo is wrong

>>18349782
Hahaha so funny you make the shitty OP with no effort hundreds of posts early everytime mentally ill esl nigger lmfao

>>18349759
For me, it's the fake latte made with a moka pot, the poorfag's choice.

>>18349759
Breve, I give no fucks

>>18349759
Cappuccino for me

Nicaragua

First time trying specialty coffee, local roaster had a subscription offer that sends you two bags a month for half a year so I thought I'd give it a whirl, will be nice to have two things to compare.
The brazilian one smells fantastic to me (as beans) but I don't really have much to say about the taste other than it's kinda pleasant, nothing really jumps out about it to me.
The ethiopian one on the other hand finally made me understand what people mean when they say a coffee tastes fruity. The taste notes on the packaging do not emphasize fruit enough, it's so fucking fruity.
Prefer the brazilian one out of the two but I'm very happy with both.

>>18349759
>steamed milk
>ice cream
>espresso
the fuck

for me its whatever is on sale the cheapest in a drip brewer. sometimes i put cool whip in it (im lactose intolerant)

I tried one of those Japanese boss coffee cans today. It was the wrong choice. It was awful.
>Select your coffee type
For me, it's an iced frappe.

For me, its Kopi C Kosong

>>18349759
>No cortado
Chocolate oatmilk cortado is best coffee. The mead raf sounds pretty based too

>>18349981
>NANI?!?!?

>>18350167
My first thought when I heard about them too kek

>>18349994
Some icecream shops serve Afugados where its a shot of espresso on a scoop of vanilla ice cream. The heat melts the ice cream and makes a nice ice cream sloppa

>>18350177
affogato*

https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz because OP is a retard

>>18349759
WHERE IS THE PASTEBIN YOU STUPID NIGGER CUNT

WHY DID YOU NOT LINK THE NEW GENERAL IN THE OLD GENERAL YOU STUPID FAGGOT

drown in piss kike.

>>18349981
>specialty coffee
where is the roast date?

>>18350325
i hope he gets perma banned.

>>18349759
>coffee types
>no coffee
>chocolate milk

>>18350370
dggl

>>18349759
Made a flat black today. Pretty good, better than an Americano.

>>18350329
Was hoping he'd get one of these tall bastards, this is peak espresso machine aesthetic to me

>>18349759
I dont know, I just put two spoons of coffee grounds into the mug, fill it with boiling water and drink that.

/ctg/ I repeatedly fuck up threads because negative attention is the only attention I'm getting edition

>>18350726
In terms of grind consistency and adjustment and shit like that how does something like the kinu m47 hold up against a niche or similar grinder? Is the higher price of high end automatic grinders just a convenience fee, or do they also perform better?

>>18350732
>Is the higher price of high end automatic grinders just a convenience fee, or do they also perform better?
You're paying for access to more torque and consistent rpm. Consistent rpm means you're getting the same grind at the same setting, whereas if you're having to struggle with dense super light beans on a hand grinder, you're probably varying your turn speed, which is going to give you variance from cup to cup. That being said, kinu m47 is great. Top tier adjustment + fast feed rate + low friction coated burrs give a very easy grinding experience and the coffee coming out of it is top notch and fluffy. Niche will probably give a marginally "better", but similar cup as they're bimodal and targeting the same style of espresso, but the niche will do it with way less effort on your part. Niche has better workflow than alot of grinders at 3x the price point. GBP is pretty weak right now so they're cheaper than ever.

>>18350767
100% holding a grinder versus it being steady on a table will effect results too

>>18350767
I'm not really considering getting either of them since I'm a poorfag student, I was just curious. I guess I should have figured that a machine would translate to a consistent rpm and more consistent grinding because of that.

>>18350767
Oh also precision machining costs money and when you're trying to keep your burrs aligned at a 200micron gap while coffee beans are slamming them apart, you don't really want any slop. I learned a new term when I was reading about all this shit last year. Apparently the kafatek guy started machining his own burrs after he got pissed at SSP for not being consistent.
>Metrology: the science of measurement, embracing both experimental and theoretical determinations at any level of uncertainty in any field of science and technology

>>18350795
Yep. Way easier to grind and keep a consistent rpm when you "slow feed" in light beans by tiling your grinder at 45deg, but its going to tweak the distribution. Just little shit to keep in mind. When you've got an easy to grind bean, you don't have to sperg out and grind as quickly as possible.
>>18350797
A good motor with a shitty driveshaft is going to make a shitty grinder. A good motor and good driveshaft with poorly aligned burrs is going to make a shitty grinder. When you start getting into the stupidtiers of grinders you're talking about an entirely different world of machining. The guys I ordered from sent me a video during assembling showing ~0.012mm of concentric variance. You could probably have 10x the variance on that part and not notice it in the cup, but at that level of precision I'm just going to assume literally everything else is machined as close to perfection as they can reasonably get it.

>>18350177
but why is there steamed milk on top of the ice cream

>>18349759
for me its cold brew

>>18351297
Melts the ice cream from the bottom and the top

>>18351361
>heres a cup of lukewarm heavy cream and sugar with a lil espresso

>>18350616
looks like a retro style robot

>>18350726
kill yourself

>>18349759
Scottish coffee fucking sucks, idk why it became somewhat popular, fucking hollywood and the coffee snob faggots

>>18351402
*irish
Whatever is.

Also, just googling it now, it >>18351402
seems that I was supposed to add sugar to it, anyways fuck it

>>18351376
It doesn't melt instantly

>>18350726 I agree with this son of a bitch, kek:
>>18351399

i made kona and blue mountain cold brew and i cant tell which one is better, but they're both delicious

>>18352402
:)

>>18349759
I don't like coffee as it give me a very jittery energy but if I have to choose it's espresso.

>>18349759
>no piccalo
Sad and not based

>>18352499
>piccalo
piccolo*
but i agree.

>>18350065
Puke
>>18350335
Racist
>>18350341
Me too
>>18351326
Unbased

>the heat from the espresso cooks the ice cream

AEROPRESS FUCKING GANG

>>18352700
>timemore gang

>>18352756
Awwww shit yeah < 3

Is the grinder that comes with breville espresso machines any good?
What's a hand grinder that can do espresso?

>>18353075
no inbuilt grinder is good
i dont know why they even bother(i do know why)

>>18349759
>>18350077
One of each.
Now.

>>18353322

>>18354819
based Yujiro

Making some cold brew with decaf beans. Any easy iced coffee recipes? Tempted to try my hand at a homemade pumpkin spice iced coffee

>>18349759
Today I had my coffee black with some brown sugar and apple chips mixed in

>>18355057
I want Hex to suffocate me with her ass

I don't like espresso it's too strong and icky

>>18349759
Caramel Frappe

>>18355063
Hex fingered me in a nightclub

>>18355193
This how I came out to my parents.

>>18349759
what kind of roast do you guys usually like? light, medium, dark?

>>18355633
I prefer a lighter roast because they usually contain higher levels of caffeine and I personally like the taste.

>>18355633
Light, medium at most
>>18354997
No

>>18354997
Ingredients:
>Ground cafe du monde (or preferred coffee. Cheaper coffees require no cold brew hot bloom and can be directly cold brewed).
RATIO: ONE CUP COFFEE-4 CUPS WATER
>Star anise (~2 pods/1 teaspoon),
>Vanilla extract,
>Cloves (2-4 cloves to taste; you can always add more at the end but you can't take away!),
>Cinnamon (about 1/2 to 1 stick, or, 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground),
>Ginger (4 teaspoons),
>Nutmeg (1 teaspoon. Remember that nutmeg is sweet and you're adding sweetened milk, this recipe makes 4 servings!) to taste,
>1/4 cup coconut cream (NOT CREAM OF COCONUT, that is sweetened), 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk (total, so 1/16 cup or 1 tablespoon per drink, of each),

Cold brew, hot bloom your coffee: pour about 1.5 cups of hot water over the grounds, shove your spices and vanilla in while it's still hot, allow to bloom for 30 seconds, then pour over the rest of your water. Let steep in the fridge or at room temp--covered, obviously--overnight. Let those flavors get to know eachother and mingle. You can add your 1/2 cup coconut cream and 1/2 cup S.C. milk now, or 1/16 cup each, per drink, when you are serving it. I prefer now.

Take that bitch out, filter it through a fine meshed sieve and add a little pumpkin syrup. Drink it.

>Tried orange juice and espresso, 1:1 ratio
>Thought it was just going to be a meme
>Was not a meme, actually refreshing and delicious

>>18355862

I don't drink the coffee jew.

>>18356148
thanx for letting us know.

>>18355633
light to medium but i will take anything that is interesting enough.

>>18349759
cortado. also shit infographic.

If op read the pastebin he might not choose such shitty infographics.

Folgers, black. If you choose anything else you're a fagoot.

What's the point of an Americano again?

>>18356537
Big strong american soldiers couldn't stomach the drink of italian children.

>>18350177
So what you're saying is that the heat of the coffee cooks the ice cream?

>>18356591
coffee stronk
me big man

>>18355862
>He fell for the orange joe meme

I'm too much of a fat arthritic bitch to use Flair properly. It also keeps sliding away and the nice rose gold colored brew chamber holder thingy started to corrode because I was too lazy to clean it properly. Bad coffee feels

>>18355633
Medium is perfect when done well.

the coffee has always been there even in the hard times
thank you coffee

>>18355633
It depends on the coffee. Most are the best somewhere right in the middle of first crack. Really delicate washed coffees--like florals--tend to shine a few pops into first crack. Some big bodied coffees like Yemens and Kenyas can flavorpeak when they're pushing second crack. Hard to go wrong with city roast though.

Didn't expected the clever to taste that good

Is the Hario Switch actually that good, or is it the next Melodrip?

>>18357021
Is coffee good for you?
>>18349759
There aren't that many types of coffee.

>>18357962
melodrip is a meme
switch is based immersion

>>18358048
Why is immersion better than percolation? Should I Melodrip my Keyed Switch just to be safe?

>Last purchased V60 filters in April 2021
>$6.60 per box of 100 natural tabless filters
>Now cost $10 per box
How does (((Hario))) keep getting away with it? Did (((coronavirus)))-related (((supply chain disruption))) make paper 52% more expensive?

>>18358053
you should lilydrip your melodrip to be safe

One time, when I was trying to slow down on caffeine, I bought a half-caf blend and wanted a few cups of full caf so I picked out all the caf beans.

>>18358069
this

>>18358081
>all the caf beans.
how did you know.

>>18358069
Will the Lilydrip impede the flow of my Switch?

>>18358095
The decaf beans were very dark

>>18358097
They will alter the flow of your switch.

Any other roasters similar to Happy Mug in quality to cost ratio? $13-$15 shipped for a good light roast, it's cheaper than driving to a local roaster and buying a bag.

I find making coffee like the viets is the most enjoyable if I have a morning to enjoy, otherwise I make a pot of cowboy coffee.

>>18358438
How do viets make coffee

>>18358444
its just brewed coffee with condensed milk

>>18358453
sounds dank but that's hella sugar

>cold brew (decaf) + lactaid chocolate milk
Damn pretty tasty and not terrible for me either. I'm gonna do this from now on when I'm getting mid-day coffee cravings

>>18350325
this list has intelligensia on it, disregard totally

>>18352700
>>18352756
>>18352768

timemore gang
c2 max here

>>18358712
For me its kirkland columbian supremo. Others need not apply.

>>18358620
Yeah thats why I don't make it an every day thing, it's comfy if its hot on a cold day or iced on a hot day.

Any recommendations for a travel mug?

>>18358940
Sttoke. Or Yeti.

I ordered some of Hoffman’s vintage machine espresso. Hope it’s worth it.

Is there a good burr grinder at $100 or do I just buy an Encore?

>>18359095
If you want an automatic one then no, if you're fine with a manual one then the timemore c2, normcore and some others are fine, although inappropriate for something like espresso.

>>18359095
Encore ESP is coming out soon at $199. m2 burr upgrade(from virtuoso) + different adjustment. But a $200 hand grinder will blow it the fuck out.

>>18359095
I can't remember what day of the week it is but once a week they sell refurbished Encores for like $120 on their website. Meta is to get the refurbished Encore and then buy a set of virtuoso burrs for like $40

>>18358254
Sometimes there are pretty decent deals on subscriptions, especially if it's blend instead of single origin. Maybe Onyx or Blue Bottle (if you're cool with Nestle) has a decently cheap blend subscription?

>>18349759
Natural Ethiopians and sometimes Kenyans. Gedeb and Guji especially

lel he left it off again. i don't really care about this place anymore but it sure does suck that we can't have nice things. oh well

>>18359212
Its sad that one sperg can tank a general that's been going for years.

>>18359144
Timemore looks nice, may try to grab one soon. I do pour over and Aeropress, very rarely one or two cups from a moka pot.

>>18359354
See.
>>18350726

>>18359360
Oh, no!

>>18359354
Timemore would be fine for those methods

>>18358820
Based And Timemore pilled

>>18356716
>>18355963
>they haven't been enlightened to the joy of an EspressOJ
NGMI

>>18349759
Basically same shit + different extra ingredient.

>>18359703
You're telling me coffee drinks contain coffee + something else? Holy shit, I was blind and now I can see.

coffee was good today
coffee was bad yesterday
this makes today's coffee even better.

>>18359806
No you stupid, its the same faggotry with different names, with slightly any difference in flavor and it sold like a whole new thing, and you coffee snob faggot buy that.
At least wine snobs are more obvious at being idiots

>>18359849
Changing the ingredients results in a different drink. What a concept.

>>18359849
Please tell me how a flat white is similar to an americano.

>>18359849
Coffee snobs don't even drink milk drinks dumbass

>>18359849
>its the same faggotry with different names, with slightly any difference in flavor and it sold like a whole new thing
welcome to cooking enjoy your stay.

>>18359981
Lol

I triggered all the coffee fags lol

>>18359849
>the same fsggotry with diferent names
Take a look lungo and americano,
Top caffeinated kek

>>18359905
>>18359905
>Changing the ingredients
More like changing the names, gullible fuck

>>18359849
>>coffee drinks
>chocolate milk
>milk
>cocoa

My fucking sides

>>18360000
Lungos pull all the water through the shot. Americanos add fresh hot water on top of the shot. A steak basted in butter while it is cooking is not the same as a steak you cook then put a piece of butter on top. Do better.

>>18349759
if you use anything other than heavy cream in your coffee you're a loser and ought to be shot

>>18360291
with all this creamer talk i used cream in my coffee for the first time
i thought i should go all in for my first time and i made 4 cups of identical coffee and put 1 of each of these creams in each and tasted them
heavy cream
double cream
whipped cream
creamer

and i can say that all of them were fucking disgusting.
and yes i did drink every cup and yes i did feel like i was actually on the verge of a heart attack for about 5 hours.

>>18359095
Get a timemore c2
>>18359144
Based
>>18359354
AEROPRESS x Timemore = Gang shit

>>18360463
AEROPRESS X TIMEMORE = GANG SHIT WE EBT FRIENDLY SENPAI

>>18349759
All of those coffees are terrible. Also, fuck Italy and Italians.

Greenland coffee is based.
* Coffee liqueur
* Whiskey
* Coffee
*Whipped cream
* Orange liqueur, lit and poured on top

>>18360753
based orange+coffee appreciator

If you're gonna mod them with a PID and a pressure controller, what's the difference between a Silvia and a GCP?

>>18356537
for delicate korean tastebuds

Caffeine sensitivity is a bitch

>>18360032
Ah yes Dont forget to heat the soy milk at 99.73527° because if not we cant charge 3 times the same hot caffeinted diarrhea

>>18359954
Im sorry, should've be more specific: soy milk

>>18360653
I'm Canadian, dumb Amerimutt.....

>>18359095
1zpresso q2

>>18361216
And so r u

what's you guys' resting heart rates?

>>18361272
What the fuck!?!! >:(

>>18360663
based

>>18361275
lower than yours

>>18361332
no....

>>18361216
mine came out of nowhere. used to drink multiple cups a day no problem but now one fucks me up. i switched to tea and am doing better

>>18361275
92 per minute right now D:
But I am an extremely fat degenerate fuck

is the flat white really a thing, isn't just a latte?

>>18361275
I don't want to know

>>18361275
65-70 usually.

>>18361360
In takeaway cups there's basically no difference, but if you're sitting in a cafe who's trying to do it properly, it's in a smaller cup so the ratio of coffee to milk is stronger, and there should be less foam than a latte.

>>18361278
Lol ez dub

Got a can of illy today for the first time. Pretty nice coffee and 10/10 packaging, but I don't think it's really worth the price.

>>18361392
it's garbage

>>18361392
>>18361396
sorry that's not very useful of me. yes it's marginally better than other supermarket brands but it's incredibly overpriced and still low quality. you can buy specialty coffee for about the same price or a little more.

>>18361396
I wouldn't say that. It doesn't have a particularly notable flavor like specialty coffee tends to have, but it's just sort of generally ok.

>>18361412
>it doesn't taste like anything and is over-roasted
whether something is garbage or not is subjective, engage with my actual advice >>18361403

>>18361423
Oh yeah I'd definitely get specialty coffee over this, most local ones come out as cheaper per gram. I just wanted to see what it's like.

>>18361447
ah all good then, enjoy your illy mate

>>18361392
that 10/10 packaging cost more than the actual product, reflect on that for a minute

I wanna upgrade to a Breville Dual Boiler so bad.
I mean I like my Flair, but workflow's a bitch, especially for back to back shots. Milk drinks too, since the Nanofoamer v1 isn't the most consistent tool.

>>18361275
69

>>18361275
Like 80-90 last I checked

>>18361491
Even a single boiler would be a huge quality of life improvement

>>18361339
yes.
every time i have had it tested they have to check multiple times on multiple machines because my resting heart rate is so low.

>>18361392
the specialty coffee i buy that was roasted on the day i buy it and has hand written notes with my name on it.
also with cards telling me about the coffee and a potential recipes i could try.
that is what good packaging is.
not some metal tin that cost literal pennies.

>>18361491
Do it, your only regret will be all the time you wasted messing around with the fl*ir.
t. Did the same upgrade

never understood the hype of the flair

>but but but it can rival high end machines for a fraction of the price
>so pure

enjoy your under extracted espresso

>>18361258
1 Canadian Dollar equals 0.75 United States Dollar. I think I'd rather take a full dollar of ebt.

>>18361860
Ok?

>>18349759
>freddo
>does not actually contain freddos

>>18361863
I'd be upset if the value of my currency was tanking too. Explains the poor decisions, but its likely you had no other choice.

>>18361911
Cope

>>18361990
You paid $75 usd for a $49 grinder mate. And you're proud of it.

>>18362058
I fucked your sister for free USD

>>18362094
Yeah I'd imagine there are a bunch of canadian hobosexuals trying to flood down here for cheap grinders and loose nonquebecer women.

>>18361275

>>18362125
I sold my apple watch because I got a warning I'm dying every morning because my resting is also around 40-50 and dips into 30s overnight. Cardiologist did extensive analysis and said I'm fine.

>>18361275
>>18362125
>>18362140
I had to ask my yogi friend if I was dying when my heart rate hit 28 when I was meditating. The world went cold and I could feel my blood move. He said that's the whole point.

>>18362140
I also go in the 30s while sleeping but my Garmin doesn't care.

>>18362169
28 sounds super low. I'd see a cardiologist just by principle at that point especially if you're not very deep in endurance training

>>18361345
>>18361345
Are you me??
Did you start being anxious or stressed in general when this started to happen??

>>18361832
>>but but but it can rival high end machines for a fraction of the price
It's the poorfag way of getting "decent" espresso for sub 400.

Flair 58 is actually worth it if you have a good electric kettle.
>temperature control
>pressure control
>like 500 dollars last time I checked

>>18362194
Nah this was with deeeeeeeep box breathing. 20 sec inhale, 20 sec hold, 20 sec exhale, 20 hold for like 10ish minutes. I'm usually around the 40s during normal medi.

>>18361990
who is this lovely lady

>>18362326
It's this guy >>18362106 's sister

>>18362326
Her girlfriend

>>18362401
AERO
PRESS
GANG
SHIT

>>18363158
My coffee has been WAY better since I switched to aeropress.

my e61

>>18363214
Mmm, nice and muddy

ITS UP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul_N-rIMgC0

>>18363914
anon what the fuck...

>when you ask the black customer if the order is to stay or to go

>>18364014
>black customer

>>18364005
i'm not seeing your issue

>>18364091
I bet that rancid oil buildup on your hopper smells delicious. Is that a bean suspended by grease?

>>18364135
my maid is having time off for covid

>>18364135
also my coffee beans smell like coffee beans. i don't know what else they are supposed to smell like.

>>18364155
looking at your "set up" i dont believe that you know what good coffee beans smell like.

>>18364218
kek. what's wrong with my set up?

>>18364225
you are a disgusting gremlin and should be shot.

>>18364230
ok so it's a but grubby. but that doesn't explain how i'm supposed to not know what good coffee is.

you' seem jelly. post your set up.

>>18364014
underextraction: the machine

>>18364239
that's true of most basement bottom shelf espresso machines but at least this fly by night chinese manufacturer's name gave me a sensible chuckle.

>>18364230
post your thermoblock system so i can point and laugh at you

>>18364237
>jelly
of? i dont drink or make or care about espresso.
i dont use or want or like or care about electric grinders
if i magically got all of your coffee stuff i would just sell it and buy some really nice coffee.
what i dont get is that the rest of the picture seems to be pretty clean, but all that other shit is fucking disgusting and needs to be taken apart and deep cleaned before using again.
what the fuck is with all those grounds
why is the hopper so fucking dirty
why is your espresso machine so dirty.
if you set up looks like this, you dont care about coffee, and if you dont care then you dont know what good coffee tastes like.
i doubt you even buy specialty beans.

>>18364247
Post a paper towel after you wipe that hopper clear again please.

>>18364249

>why is everything so dirty?
because it gets used

i live in melbourne. the coffee capital of the world. so i have a different roaster on every corner.

>i can't handle espresso
kek.

>>18364253
>i just make up lies about people that i disagree with
>i live in melbourne so i must know what im talking about
>things that are used can't be cleaned
actually kill yourself.

>>18364259
>i just make up lies about people that i disagree with
kek. where have i said anything about you? you're projecting.

>>18364265
>where have i said anything about you?
>i can't handle espresso
can you point to where i ever said that you shit cunt.

>>18364259
>things that are used can't be cleaned
they can but then they just get dirty again. i clean the portafillter and basket as i go and inside the group head when i take it apart to lubricate the pistons once a year and that'll do. there's no health risk so idc.

>>18364249
>i dont drink or make or care about espresso
why can't you handle the default coffee type? i'll bet you use a memepress.

>>18364272
>they can but then they just get dirty again.
looks like you cleaned that fork in the sink? is that not going to get dirt again?

>>18364282
using dirty forks poses a risk to my health. having a dirty hopper does not.

>>18364278
>why can't you handle
again where did i ever say i couldnt handle it.

>>18364286
then why can't you enjoy the default type of coffee? why won't you post your meme press?

>>18364286
you didn't have to because it's obvious that you're a tastelet

>>18364289
>default type of coffee
only applicable to 1st world nations. 3rd worlders need not apply.

>>18364289
>why won't you post your meme press?
assuming in bad faith
>then why can't you enjoy the default type of coffee?
i just dont like it. simple as.
just because someone doesnt like it doesnt mean they cant handle it.
>oh you dont like the thing i like well i guess you can't handle it because you are so weak and everything you like is shit and a joke
ok mate have a good weekend, enjoy your dog water.

>>18364300
>I DO'NT LIKE IT!!

>>18364300
kek. you STILL haven't posted your meme press.

>enjoy your dog water
pot, kettle

>>18364300

>e61
>dog water
you're either dangerously stupid, misinformed, completely retarded, or absolutely jelly af. i'm betting all of the above.

post lilydrip or get out

>same 2 retards.

>>18364289
good sir, do not slander aeropress gang

>>18364388

imagine telling the king not to slander his peasant servants

>>18364411

>>18364555
>>18364411
repost but greats shots and even better digits.

>>18363158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcktZFPVKA4

>>18363914
Empire of dirt

Salmon or tuna roll for me. Keep it simple

>>18356537
GIs watering down espresso to cope with wops not making drip coffee

>>18359849
This is great bait, you really sound like a dead palate retard

>enjoying a nice cup of coffee while it rains outside
Comfy. My mood is also probably improved because I shaved with a razor for the first time. Now I just wish I didn't live on the ground floor.

>>18364249
>i dont drink or make or care about espresso.
>i dont use or want or like or care about electric grinders
Cope

>>18364411
>>18364765
>great shots
>missed focus
>motion blur
>terrible composition
lel babbys first macro lens

>>18365210
Damn that's a dark roast

>>18365219
If it were a dark roast the beans would be oily yet they're bone dry

>>18365227
Holy shit anon have you heard of a fucking joke

>>18365249
Go easy on him anon, /ctg/ is inclusive to autists

>>18365249
Oh yeah have you heard of a- VIOLENTLY DIARRHEAS ON YOU

>>18365260
Yeah, ok, I see your point
>>18365263

Besides an automatic machine what's the lowest effort method for making coffee? I wasn't impressed when I tried aeropress, french press cleanup has always bothered me, instant sacrifices too much for most situations.

>>18365290
Moka pot

>>18364278
Not a fucking MEME

>>18365290
Turkish

>>18364388
Based
>>18364408
Unbased

>>18365290
Going to starbucks

>>18365290
clever dripper?

>>18349759
just a regular coffee, thanks

>>18365366
>>18365311
good bait

>>18365657
He didn't say lowest effort for GOOD coffee

been using a PID'd Silvia for years
Anything worth upgrading to? Maybe better than the sbu?

Oh man only a few more replies before op makes another general without linking this one or the pastebin.

>>18365969
You can do this shit now. I think all you need is a slightly modified enclosure to make it work with the silvia.
https://gaggiuino.github.io/#/?id=home

I really need to get some decaff because I often want a cup of coffee at night but I have a hard enough time going to sleep as is

>>18360375
Why wouldn't you split 1 cup into 4 for a taste testing?

>>18366291
hmm....

>>18361275
52

>>18363914
Are you saving it up for a cold brew?

>>18366424
you mean the old grinds? that's my emergency supply for the time when i forget to buy beans and i run out, which admittedly never happens so i'm gonna give it a good clean in the next few days so that people in the internet stop bullying me.

>>18366424
Filth aside, that moron is dosing volumetrically in 2022. Melbourne, fucking coffee capital of the world.

>>18366451
>dosing volumetrically
i dose by eye you moron. u just jelly af.

imagine needing a robot to tell you when your basket is full. get gud.

>>18366451
>Melbourne, fucking coffee capital of the world.

>McCafé is a coffee-house-style food and beverage chain, owned by McDonald's. Conceptualised and launched in Melbourne, Australia, in 1993,[1] and introduced to the public with help from McDonald's CEO Charlie Bell and then-chairman and future CEO James Skinner, the chain reflects a consumer trend towards espresso coffees.[2]
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCaf%C3%A9

stay mad

>>18366472
Think they grind by weight?

>>18366481
they use a timer. i personally grind by eye because i'm just that good.

Today I found out that a local store has a free to use coffee grinder. It's been there for ages at the entrance but I just never paid attention to it.

>>18366492
can you vary the size of the grind? espresso, for example, needs a much finer grind than a moka pot and if you're using anything else (like a mem press) then consider suicide.e

>>18366488
Why are you wasting your godgiven rainmanesque talents with shit beans?

>>18366530
what makes you think that my $55 per kg beans are shit?

I can drink tea all day and feel fine but one cup of coffee sets my anxiety off so bad that I can't do anything except shake and feel dread for hours. It wasn't always like this, it's so fucking annoying.

Are there additional compounds in coffee compared to tea that can worsen anxiety?

>>18366550

>While the side effects of caffeine and anxiety can be alike, you can't get anxiety from caffeine directly. But, drinking coffee can make anxiety symptoms worse. Research shows that in people with panic disorder, caffeine consumption raises the risk of having a panic attack and increases levels of anxiety.
https://www.goodrx.com/conditions/generalized-anxiety-disorder/does-coffee-caffeine-cause-anxiety

you have unresolved mental health issues

>>18366533
Your currency is worthless when it comes to global trade. You're paying ~$17usd per lb roasted. I'm about to roast some costa rican gesha I paid $18/lb for. What do you think you'd pay for that roasted down under?

>>18366500
Dunno, haven't tried using it yet. But I doubt you'd want to use it for espresso because getting the right grind setting would be a massive pain in the ass

>>18366571
>I'm about to roast
>What do you think you'd pay
for your roasted beans? about tree fiddy.

>>18366577
>pain in the ass
don't put grind in ur pooper

>>18366586
Don't tell me what to do

>>18366587
then definitely don't kys

Should I get a good handgrinder or a baratza?

>>18366605
depends

>>18366607
On what

>>18366605
>should i masturbate or have sex?
tough one

>>18366500
AEROPRESS is not a fucking MEME

>>18366612
actually it isnt.
if you have sex semi regularly id rather jerk off.

>>18366614
the fad will pass

>>18366612
But masturbation have fundamentally different functions. Both a hand grinder and an electric serve the same function. It'd be more like do I wan to go to the bar and talk to all the roasties to try and get laid or just pay a hooker.

>>18366619
It's been around for almost 20 years m8

>>18366610
what grinder
how are you brewing
what roast do you normally use
what is your price range

>>18366623
No it hasnt

>>18366623
>20 years
sauce?

>>18366630
>>18366630
>>18366630

New bread with pastebin
>>18366635
>>18366635
>>18366635

>>18366637
>>18366639
Two men swinging for the same ball

>>18366637

>holding hands
this makes me feel lonely and depressed so i'm going to choose this thread >>18366639

>>18366628
>>18366629
It came out in like 2005, that's 17 years ago

>>18366654
>It came out
meme press is officially gay

>>18366639
>>18366645
>>18366649
no worries I deleted mine

as long as the thread is good I don't care if it's mine

>>18366658
Dammit, for perfect synchronicity I should have deleted mine at the same time.

>>18366658
you can have the next thread

>>18349759

can I just have a cup of black coffee instead of a tiny cup of bitter tasting shit

>>18349759
Cappuccino

uhh melbournebros??

>>18366917
Exactly choice with your banh mi, sir.

Clever Dripper or the Hairo Switch - which is better/higher recc'd?

hey coffee bros,
im look for a brew coffee maker currently eyeing breville precision brewer but its kinda expensive for me, care to recommend something else?
also are espresso machine too bothersome to worked on in the morning?

>>18366973
the melbournebro fears the sydneysider
>better coffee
>better weather
>better pork rolls
>just generally better people
We're even gonna win your shitty VFL competition.

>>18365290
Instantant turkish. High on caffeine af but good

>>18360012
Seriously no one is going to say ant
yhing about this? Caffeine had indeed fried your brain cells lol