/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18360109
Why do you care you fucking low T cuck

>>18360109
Buy 24 cans of different flavors of Horoyoi instead

>>18360109
Self check out
or buy enough other stuff that it looks like youre supplying a party

>>18360109
By not making a frogpost

Bye

>>18360109
>a 24 pack
it's called a case you retard

>>18360109
Anon, if their opinion was worth more than a moist broccoli fart they wouldn't be a cashier.

Also, most liquor places deliver.

>>18360109
The cashier doesn’t care dumb frogposter.

>>18360109
They don't care
t. cashier

>>18360109
if you buy from a liquor store, the ppl working there are high-functioning alcoholics themselves
they dont care

>>18360115
you still need an employee to come check your id.

>>18360109
Bro, unless we see you buying that same case every night nobody is gonna notice or care. Cashiers get annoyed when people know they drink a case a day and still won't just buy 7 cases on Monday and be one less customer I have to deal with that day.
It's the same amount of money whether you buy them one at a time or all at once so why not save us both some time and hassle?

>>18360109
Not to be mean, but they don't ive your existence enough value to even judge.

>>18360667
Are you stupid? If I bought 7 cases on Monday I would miss work on Tuesday because I'm working through my 7 cases. You can't buy more than you're going to drink at one time when you're like this.

this reminds me of a time i delivered to a morbidly obese lady who ordered two bottle of wine and a packet of chips. she gave me a thumbs down rating because she assumed i was judging her when i smiled but i was just being polite. fuck that fat cunt. i hope she dies of betus.

>>18360109
If you buy what's popular, it is shit plus you will receive praise instead of judgement.

Or, buy good beer. Always a reasonable alternative.

>>18360109
Cashier here. We don't give a shit. I see people buy cases of natty ice about 100 times a day. We're too stressed out and in despair at our own lives to care about your beer tastes.

>can i get that gift wrapped please? it's a gift!

>>18360673
They've likely never had to experience the life of someone like that, which is 10x more idiotic than them assuming better of you than yourself.

>>18360109
Buy some really expensive liquor with it, then come back the next morning and return it for a refund

>>18360678
>Always a reasonable alternative.
Tell me how to make that viable without having a form of income and then I'll say it's reasonable.

>>18360676
That's an impressive lack of self-realization there man

>>18360700
?

>>18360118
>>18360146
Go back to /v/, tourist

>>18360109
EVERY OTHER DAY

Who cares, you fag?
I buy Hamm's with full blown confidence

>>18360703
Being polite doesn't exclude being judgemental, just not being judgemental to their face. If all it took was a fucking thumbs down on some service to end your post like that, I think she's closer to the mark than you think.

>>18360718
no. i just don't like being punished for doing nothing wrong. perhaps you're accustomed to it.

>>18360723
Why does her being a fatass potential diabetic factor into people punishing you for doing something wrong?
Like man it's not some grave sin and you've got your excuse to do so, but you're being judgemental.

>>18360731
>you're being judgemental
wrong opinion.

There was a time when I had to buy beer daily and I always gone to stores with automated payments, where I scanned the shit myself.

>>18360735
>wrong
>opinion
Dude at least apply yourself if you're going to just go full shitpost.

>>18360747
now i'm being judgemental and i've concluded that you're an idiot. this conversation is over.

>>18360109
Buy several 6 packs in different stores

>>18360109
Why don't just go to alco store where are you supposed to buy alcohol?

>>18360795
What makes you think he isn't and he is very paranoid about anyone judging him for his habits with alcohol?

>>18360109
Just go at 3AM visibly drunk and call the cashier darlin'

>>18360109
Why would you care about some wagie judging you? Fag.

>>18360109
Cucumber and vaseline

I'm alcoholic and every day buy all the cheap shit like bottom shelf sherry and expired beer and the cashiers look at me like they want to jump my bone.

>>18360109
Instacart

The thing you're looking for is Instacart

>>18360109
Go in and buy them drunk.
Then you won't give a fuck about being judged.

>>18360109
Works better for a six pack but
>No bag please I'm having it on the way home
Also works for pet food
Alternatively if they say something like "looks like a party!"
>It's the breakfast of champions

You put the case of beer on the conveyor belt, you let them scan it, and then you pay. Guaranteed the cashier doesn't judge you.

I go to a liquor store in the mexican part of town. Couldn't care less if they judge me.

>>18361006
>be me some years ago
>bought a bottle of liquor after work
>decide to get plastered
>drink drink drink until the bottle is gone
>blackout mode activated
>wake up hungover as fuck
>check my counter, see the bottle is empty and think "nice"
>realize there is a half empty bottle of rum next to it
>didn't have rum at home
>realize I've been blackout shopping to buy more booze
>didn't go to store next door for a few weeks bcause ashamed

>>18360143
>Also, most liquor places deliver.
Truly the land of the free lmao

>>18360109
I can help you, but you're going to need autistic superpowers to pull it off. What you do is, walk into the store holding up your phone in "selfie" pose and walk around pretending that you're narrating a Youtube vlog about trying the cheapest beers.

>HEY SQUADFAM WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER CHEAPEST FOOD REVIEW
>TODAY WE'RE TRYING ANOTHER CHEAPEST BEER IN THE STORE
>ON TODAY'S MENU? BUSCH LIGHT
>I'LL BE BRINGING A WHOLE CASE HOME TO SHARE WITH MY CHANNEL POSSE
>DON'T FORGET TO LIKE SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE

Be sure to film the checkout too, and ask the cashier for a few cheeky comments, "like who even buys this stuff bruh? lol". If you're really committed, print out a video consent form for him to sign, after emphasizing that the store will get free advertising. You can do this repeatedly until you've gone through every cheap brand in the store... then you move on to another store... then another town... then another state.

You're welcome.

>>18360109
I literally cannot imagine giving a flying fuck in a hailstorm what the help thinks of my purchases.

>>18360109
Put THEM on the defensive by staring them down at they ring you up. Dont say a single word, and absolutely DO NOT reply to small talk or simple pleasantries, just look at them with the "I fucking own you" stare.
Works every time.

>>18360109
being a dumb frogposter is more embarrassing than buying cheap beer, but I'm sure you already know that

>>18361081
No it isn't, you just get pissy that you have no control over many people using the same exact image when making an OP, and so you feel obligated to try to make them feel bad about.
But if you don't give a shit about originality it's actually a very smart and low effort way to say least get some attention from a free "dumb frogposter" reply.

>>18360109
>without silent judgement by the cashier?
Wow.
What a disappointment of a human being.
If I was your dad, I'd beat you to death with a shoe.

>>18361088
>4channel
>smart
thanks for the early morning hearty guffaw

>>18360109
Lol, what are you, 40? Hang it up old man

>>18360109
I don't give a flying FUCK what anyone thinks. Odds are they are just as degenerate or more so than I am. Not one single soul on this planet has the right to judge other people, everyone does things they aren't proud of.

>>18360673
Then you need to check into rehab you retarded alchie. If i drink Im only having 3-4 regardless of how many are in the fridge.

>>18360667
>just buy 7 cases
it's called a pony keg ya queer

>>18360109
They do not care.

>>18360109
what kind of third world country are you in that doesn't have self checkout

(Assuming this isn't a bait post of some kind...) Insults like "autist" and "incel" have been so severely beaten into the ground, it's easy to forget they exist for a reason. One of the biggest reasons is when people have that horrible combination of zero self-esteem mixed with undeserved arrogance, making them assume "Oh God, I can't do THAT. People are looking at me and thinking about me!!!" No. They absolutely aren't. The sooner you ditch this mind poison, the better you will be for it.

>>18360112
/thread

Not only cashiers don't care, 99% of people don't fucking care about what you do if you go minding your own business

>>18360109
embarassment comes from within, it isn't an exterior force

>>18360109
have you tried not caring?

>>18360113
>3% alc
confirmed not an alcoholic who posted this

>>18360109
They have alkies coming in at 10 AM buying steelies and Popov with shaky hands every morning, they could give a fuck less about you and your 24 pack

>>18360109
embrace the judgement

>>18360109
You fear silent judgment?

>>18360109
I get more pissed at someone buying 12+ tall boys individually instead of grabbing an unopened case of them if there's a stack of them in the beer cave
t. Cashier/booze stocker

>>18360109
it's a cashier. they're not even human.

>>18361960
/thread
The only people who start these threads earnestly and are concerned about how they “look” buying alcohol at a store 100% have some mixture of autism and narcissism or at least an inflated sense of self importance. Nobody is thinking that much about you, ya sperglord. They literally could give a fuck less if you were on a street corner selling your body for heroin, you aren’t important to their life and you don’t matter to them. I don’t see what’s so hard to comprehend about that

>>18360673
If you only drink what you buy, buy less.

>>18361666
Only faggots call it a pony keg, it’s called 1/6 barrel you poof. Calling it a pony keg would get you made fun of around here.
t. work in beer sales

>>18362974
well I'm a farrier and we all think it's based

>>18362853
That's what he said.

>>18360796
Then he is literally, undeniably an actual retard who should be disregarded in the first place. If little buddies projected fee-fees about muh chance of cashier silent judgment are too intense then maybe he has no business buying beer until he grows up a bit.

>>18360791
>t.

>>18362976
>well I'm a farrier and we all think it's based
Of course you little spastics do, princess knucklefuck

>>18362987
All true, and that's also likely why they asked on 4chan.
Don't think they should disregarded though, just be told if they're so concerned about the possible silent judgement or gossip they'll get from drinking, then they shouldn't drink. Otherwise what little you get comes with the territory and they should learn to accept what is out of their control if it is worth the booze.

>>18360109

Alcoholic here. Just buy a jumbo back of 30 cans of 6% Frio if it's available there. Then you'll show your face less in the store. Next time do it at a different grocery store. But if they see you buying a 30 pack over and over, that's when they'll judge you. One time is nothing.

>>18362996
your mom says the same, at least when her mouth ain't full of pony dick

>>18360791
>he doesn’t know about the cashier group chats

>>18363641
Bro first rule of cashier club is don't talk about cashier club

>>18360109
Just stop caring about a minimum wage loser judging you. Every 2 days I go to my local cheap grocery store and buy the absolute minimum I need (tortillas/bread, meat, cheese) and 6 42 ounce steele reserves.

Stop apologizing for who you are. If you are a real alcoholic and have a reason to he then were both going to die pretty painful deaths in our 50s. Fuck the world for judging us.

>>18363656
>and 6 42 ounce steele reserves.

Lol at my grocery store the other day as a customer, I saw this dude pull up a boxed thing of 42 ounce reserves, the way that you describe it. But he was an older fat guy, maybe a vet. I really wanted to make a comment about his alcoholism just to see what his reaction would be, but I decided not to poke the bear. But yes the customers will also judge you for what you buy sometimes.

>>18360140
Single can(12oz) pint (16oz) quart(32oz sometimes known as oil cans) 40oz, 6 pack, Pounders (6 pack of Pints), 12 pack, suitcase,(24 pack) 30 rack aka case of beer.

>>18363715
It may well have been me. I'm essentially fat Rambo. I was a sapper that never missed supper. I like to get drunk and slowly kill myself with cheap malt liquor. Your good sense knew not to fuck with people like me.

the cashier doesn't care <3
t. cashier

>>18363779
i'm probably also going to head to the store and pick up 2 steel reserve jugs or perhaps a carlo rossi jug. But the carlo rossi jug is intimidating because I know i'll end up finishing it all within 2 days.

>>18363796
Godspeed my friend

>>18360109
Just go to a fucking gas station and buy a thing of diesel wash and some pizza, speak spastic or not at all and the cashiers will assume you are just one of 300 lawnscape losers that frequent the area. Grab a can of Grizz longcut and a redbull too.

>>18363796
Get fancy and turn it into sangria. Drop chopped fruit into. Or just buy the sangria version I suppose

>>18360109
Don't you guys have self checkout? In my city they always check ids but somehow it's less embarrassing even after they get to know you if you're checking yourself out

>>18363779
Do you have inner forearm tats, gut, fu manchu, and a shitty hat of you service
? I might have seen you 3000x.

>>18363828
Also, a loser cruiser like a Honda Goldwing or tricycle and half your clothes and wrinkled skank wear Harley Davidson's brand

>>18363828
I have zero tattoos and my full version of the sapper handbook is actually far more restricted then trumps little SCIF.

>>18363875
I have no idea what that means bro, i just live near Daytona beach and buy beer.

pretend to be Mexican, say "m'hijo" "caray" "ándele pues"

>>18360673
>7 cartons in a day
How the fuck do you afford a $210/day drinking habit?

>>18363875
Goddamn you had had to get fucking triggered by a fucking drukpost? Quick to spew some /pol/ faggotry? Fuck off to Reddit.

>>18360109
fuck the cashiers wife in front of him during checkout while wearing a Cunt Internal Assessor trucker hat

>>18360109
theres literally no place on earth where a minimum wage cashier would remotely care in the slightest what you are buying

>>18360109
That is some everyday shit dude. Try buying hard liquor everyday from the same person. Grocery store/liquor store workers have seen it all.

>>18363641
>walk into liquor store
>cashier suspects me of being an incel and calls on the penis inspection
>deny inceldom and barely pass inspection
>"and just to be safe, we won't allow you to buy any beer sir, you are allowed one pack of whiteclaws and a bottle of wine, you should be fine with this if you really aren't an incel"

Fml bros I just wanted some natties

>>18363964
Uh, sure. Despite privately mocking customers being one of the few reprieves from enduring this shitty job. No, we'd never notice anything.

>>18360109
to stop giving a fuck about what they think?
I have been buying the same booze from the same people every day for the past 10 years.
what are they gonna do stop me? there's another liquor store down the street idgaf.

>>18363812
>Get fancy and turn it into sangria. Drop chopped fruit into. Or just buy the sangria version I suppose

Wait it's that easy to make my own sangria at home? I'll keep that in mind next time. Sangria is actually my favorite wine because the others are too bitter for me.I actually did get a sangria jug today, drinking it rn and I hope I don't start texting my ex's or something. Actually I think that's an interesting phenomenon how drunk people text their ex's. I think it's just pure horniness probably.

>>18364394
You're supposed to also add brandy and sugar or juice.

>>18364192
You know you can just go and buy wedding bands online and just say anything you buy is for spouse. Flowers, cock rings, cake, soup, pizza, hard liquor, tendies or lottery tickets.

>>18364437
This also makes it easier to pick up the cashier if you find her attractive. Seducing husbands makes them feel more powerful.

>>18360113
3% alcohol. if your bladder were hooked up a sink and you didn't need to move sure. but for the rest of us we don't want to spend most of the time walking to the bathroom to piss water.

>>18363964
This is the most fking reddit board on the site i swear...

>>18362974
Oh no some count in beer sales is gonna make fun of me! Yeah don’t care. You don’t matter. My friends and I all call them a pony keg not that we buy them anyway. Get fucked you self righteous cunt

>>18360109
Bro every time I buy a single steel reserve I get some quip from the cashier. Just whip out your dick and walk away. Easy as.

>>18364449
>3% alcohol. if your bladder were hooked up a sink and you didn't need to move sure. but for the rest of us we don't want to spend most of the time walking to the bathroom to piss water.

Lol I had this thought the other day. The main problem of getting drunk off Budweiser or corona is the fact that you're going to be pissing every 20 minutes.

>>18360109

>>18364491
no it isn't ou dumb bigger.

bix nood

>>18364563
>The main problem of getting drunk off Budweiser or corona is the fact that you're going to be pissing every 20 minutes
The trade off, though, is that it is incredibly difficult to have a dry heave hangover and beer hangovers are usually just headaches/vertigo/nausea minus the vomit, and so if you have shit to do the next day you can still get pretty drunk if you keep a relatively empty stomach and are capable of chugging 10-15 beers (depending on size, how much food eaten, it's more like 9-12 for me). The low alcohol content keeps you hydrated and from getting wasted too fast and can keep your drunk going longer as well. Beer is excellent for throwing away an entire day. Forget about going to work the next day if I'm drinking only spirits.