/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18352169
The heat of the fondue pot cooks the cheese

>>18352173
The timidness of the chef enrages the stove

>>18352166
why are these skanks doing this

>>18352217
the average female iq is 85

>>18352221
it just seems like the motions/faces are rehearsed or something like this is a music video or sketch or something idk

>>18352166
I must know their names

>>18352229
careful bud once you notice their dead eyes you can never go back

>>18352229
It's a reference to a Simpsons episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKBgOrYbRLE

>>18352294
>caring about nuSimpsons so much you'll suck on hotdogs in public
I'd be less embarrassed if this was porn or something

>>18352166

>>18352294
Not my proudest fap.

>>18352320
Need for Sneed: No Limits

>>18352169
I hate fat people so fucking much its insane
sadly made/edited this webm

>>18352902
sadly he* apologies

>>18352173
Why doesn't anyone know how fire works? I had that you can't put out all fires with water and never to do that drilled into me as a kid.

>>18352166

>>18352924
What's the point of a huge outdoor grill again? Nobody uses them regularly, and indoor grills do the job just as well. Why spend so much money when you could get the same effect for a few dollars using a non reusable grill or something? Even a campfire would be way better. I really don't get it.

>>18352933
If you have a family and friends you use it frequently throughout summer.

>>18352933
This is everything a non-BBQ'er says

>>18352936
This. And a proper grill can work better for searing especially large amounts of food as any liquid that gets expelled will drip through the grate and vaporize unlike how it can pool up in a pan. If you're cooking on a charcoal grill then the flavor of that is something you can't really replicate inside either.

>>18352924
>frying eggs on a grill
lmfao

Does anyone have that fucked up Japanese "spaghetti" webm? It involves hot dogs and a microwave.

>>18352933
For that matter, why even bother cooking at all when you could just order Doordash and get back to playing Fortnite, right?

>>18352217
iirc they are recreating a scene from the simpsons

>>18352974
I just dont understand, chill. I've never ordered food.

>>18352924
The most offensive part of this is that the surface isn't even warm, much less hot enough to fry an egg.

>>18352993
Sorry then dude, serious answer is this >>18352936, outdoor cooking during summer is an enjoyable communal ritual. Personally I prefer charcoal grill for the flavor and because it feels more primitive (standing around a fire evokes human genetic memory, always comfy), but a gas grill/griddle permits cooking for more people with more reliability, convenience, and control, plus you can cook things that would never work on a grate. Yeah, you could go inside to cook those things but you want to be outside in the sun and fresh air drinking beer with your buddies while listening to the kids play and generally enjoying the humble majesty of owning a home with a yard. That's it.

>inb4 picrel never existed
It even existed in the 1990s. But even if you never got to experience it as kid, you can make the experience for yourself now.

>>18353034
Ah, that makes a lot more sense, thanks

>>18352924
Did he use his ring to crack the egg?

>>18353127
the enchantment of the ring unseals the egg

>>18353127
yeah his o-ring

>>18352166
women aren't funny

>>18353238
They're funnier than you.

>>18353238
But they're pretty

>>18353252
as if a woman could ever make something this funny
>>18353264
I'm training myself to not longer feel horny and instead feel nothing but anger when I see an attractive woman.

>>18353269
I got to that point many years ago, mate.
But I can still hatefuck them. You don't gotta go shoot up a school just because women are shallow.

>>18353284
I'm engaged to be married.

>>18352166

>>18352217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKBgOrYbRLE

>>18352933
You can also use it during Hurricane season when the power is out

>>18353290
Wagies must loathe cleaning out those machines.

>>18353349
Cleaning?

>>18353264
>The Surly King was an Emperor all along.
>His colonies must pay their respect by anointing a honorable man capable enough to spread the riches of the Egg Empire across the lands.

>>18353299
>choosing to live where regular natural causes disconnects your power
third world esque

>>18353386
>be me
>american
>go to 7/11 to get cigarettes
>decide to get some gimmicky mashed potato instead, it'll taste like shit odds are but still cheap either way
>pay and turn it on
>machine clogs, after some groaning you see an onslaught of mold and gravy skin, promptly plugholed by a hobo's crusty cock who had found there is enough space to fit 2/3rds of a person due to the rotten potato melting away the wall
>'o-oy.. ye get outta here please? dinna tell da wagie-mon i was here'
>decline and tell an employee
>he yells to stop
>see a knife protuding from a bent seam
>quickly flee
>while exiting, notice a pair of eyes make sure i get in the car and drive away
True story.

>>18353182
keky

>>18352178
lel

>>18353290
WTF is that real???

>>18353290
>implying

>>18352173
>no chef boyardumbass filename
c'mon

>>18353264
>this is the power of african street food

>>18353269

>>18353412
spoopy

>>18353286
I am enraged to be harried

>>18353284
>You don't gotta go shoot up a school just because women are shallow.
somebody's gotta do it

>>18352918
Because not everyone is taught about grease or fuel fires.

>>18352924
Yeah but why aren't the burgers directly on the grill?

>>18353765
An adult who doesn't know how to handle a greasefire is like an adult who can't wipe his own ass or tie his own shoes.
How the fuck do you reach that age without ever learning that you don't pour water on burning grease or a plugged-in electrical appliance?

Even the most highly regarded Youtube celery knew not to throw water on it when his cauldron caught fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

>>18353772
>>18353765

>>18353985
Mein Neger.

>>18353997
>burger king sees this and fills the center with mayo

>>18354017
Based Reviewbrah enjoyer

>>18353772
>Youtube celery

>>18354040
He keeps nodding to his food. Is it whispering instructions to him?

>>18354050
It's a reference, trole

>>18354052
>>18354040
I legitimately find this sort of stuff depressing and I don't know why, webm unrelated

>>18354064
You are watching a man destroy himself. Feeling sad about it is very natural.

>>18354072
>The four types of Italians

>>18354072
Their faces

>>18352166
Why are women like this i hate them so much

>>18354118
Benidorm is lovely innit

>>18354118
sleep tight little cheeser

>>18354129
>ask for triple sauce
>get the best pizza of my life

>>18354122
How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>18353264
you can bet that egg made her gassy

>>18354040
How expensive is all of this? I doubt he actually does this everyday but even multiple times a week is already a huge waste of money.

>>18353992
Did they make a JAV out of that greentext?

>>18354112
he thinks people put onions in the fridge?

>>18354115
hes just a bit feeble, eggs and ham looks good. bread toasted nice too

>>18354151
>working in tech
>does absolutely nothing techy
She just ate and drank all day. Oh, and read an email

>>18354235
It's government subsidised through tax breaks. The point of these "jobs" is to make sure women don't breed.

>>18354105
What on earth is going on here?

>>18354262
A typical momentsgang antic.

>>18354235
>>18354260
I honestly don't understand "tech industry" none of them seem to do anything, they just fuck around all day. How tf do they make money?
Best guess:
the productive people in this industry generate so much revenue that they can float 9/10 employees being unproductive and hiring these people is literally just a numbers game.

>>18354151
>oh look its me
>now here's some food
>now here's this environment
>look me again
>a place where nothing is happening
>more food
>me again teehee aren't I cute (no)
>some place again
>fooooood
Every single frame of this webm makes me irrationally angry,the bitch is basic and boring and so ks the food,the city and her workplace

>>18354283
Yes, for every one hundred women playing dollhouse pretending to be working adults there's one balding stressed out 30 year old behind the scenes doing real work and ready to die from a heart attack or maybe kill himself from constant rejection on tinder. All of western society is a form of elaborate welfare for unnecessary people who are too educated to be justifiably unemployed. None of it means anything.

>>18353772

Even assuming you don't know not to throw water on this, why the actual fuck would you move a flame that high directly under an almost definitely highly flammable curtain?

Why is nobody else in the room trying to stop this dumb shit from happening?

>>18352924
He should have used the wristwatch.

>>18354283
It's gotta be ad deals and info selling. I can't wait for societal collapse

>>18354151
>burns coal

>>18354050
Why dont these people pulverize spaghetti before you cook it? Why get scissors dirty?

>>18354138
he can't leave until he has served all the eggs

>>18354219
I put onions in the fridge. They last much longer. 4-5 months. Just nake sure they don't freeze.

>>18354040
please be fake

>>18354112

Man children will agree with him because they'd rather eat from a box for every meal than actually cook a nourishing meal like an adult. I'm a dude and unless you got a girl to cook for you I think you're a fucking child if you don't cook for yourself.

>>18354354
How many onions do you buy at a time that you have to keep them for 4 to 5 months?

I buy like 3kgs and I always use them before they go bad.

>>18354354
you mean ~ 2 weeks?
What crazy onions you smoking?

>>18354235
Lol what do you think tech means for people between the ages of 20 and 35 with a bachelors?

>>18354039
Aside from this probably creating mustard gas, do Americans really not have drain covers?

>>18354105
literal cattle lmfao

>>18354151
>A BS whore doing fuck all in a summer an internship
>"Working in tech"
That's it, I'm dropping her fucking CV. The audacity.

https://www.natashabadger.com/

>>18354628
Nobody who actually works technical roles in tech companies says they "work in tech", nothing new.

Not to mention she's leaked her first work email sender, I'm sure the security team appreciates that.

>>18354541
I'm a network engineer (but I missed the boat on age because I'm 36) so I would assume you'd code/configure something

>>18354040
>>18354072
seeing fat people mimic fancy shit theyve seen on tv hurts me
>>18354072 doesnt even know why people tap things with a cloth sometimes instead of wiping

>>18354628
Wow, she actually hasn't done anything. That's kinda hilarious that she has more entries in her resume than I do but I shit on her.

>>18354283
You make a tool that prints money (created by the productive people), and then make a bunch of bullshit roles around that thing such as marketing teams who run business targeted ad campaigns while not truly understanding the product or benefits of it at all.

Surely there are truly good and productive employees in every department, but for every one of them there are a dozen slackers/incompetent people.

>>18354151
>>18354235
>>18354285
>>18354310
>>18354628
>falling for generic corpo bait this hard because 'reee muh roasties'
it's just a 'haha look at our company we are so quirky and inclusive and hip and with it, we arent like other companies!'
except when you actually work there it's nothing like this and there are no cute girls

>>18354112
>preparing food is for gays!
>*literally moves around and talks like an effect princess*

>>18354744
this shes just a pr hire
i hate women as much as anyone but this is literally just to make their company look good, people have no idea how effective and important pr is and how strong subconscious likes/dislikes can be
brands that set up stands and give out products for free often make back that money times 100, its just hard to track on the companies end

>>18352178

>>18354151
Looks like a videogame honestly

>>18354704
She only graduated last year.

>>18354112
>tfw cooking now makes me feel even better, knowing that it pisses this guy off

>>18354735
wtf this nigga is one step ahead of me every time

>>18352178
top zozzle

>>18354046
Do you have to pay extra for this? Asking for myself.

>>18352924
This thread is now a Ja/ck/ thread. BBQ Edition

>>18353772
why does grease make it possible for water to be flamabel

>>18354836
This made me queasy

>>18354955
>>18354967
>Watching Jack use both hands, let alone his right one.
It feels surreal. Like something you saw in a past life.

>>18354110
omg that could've ended so badly

>>18354957
It floats, dummy.

>>18354955
>phone in the tray that was holding raw meat

>>18354985
everything floats, its water dumbass

>>18354979
Saddest part is that if he actually did the exercises they told him he'd have use of his now dead arm still

>>18355012
What happened to him? Stroke?

>>18355034
Two of them

>>18354836
>>18354975
Don't worry, they don't actually eat any of this slop. None of the influencers do.
If you watch the video, you can see she only takes one bite of the food. All the others are of her just lifting up the cheese and soyfacing for the camera.
These people will buy this stuff, show it off for their socials, take one bite (if that) then throw it all away.

>>18352166
Please post the guy shoving sausage down his mouth and choking

>>18355044
Jesus wept.

Well, at least he has absolutely refused to learn or change

>>18354836
Penis pot pie

>>18354735
This webm is just "I'm Mexican, and you're not". Does it want me to feel ashamed of not caring about mexican culinary culture?

>>18354138
Why would he want to leave?

>>18355344
Yes please. Also could you lock up tonight? I wanna go shoot up in the alley

>>18355390
>waiter there's a hair in my soup
>i demand to see the chef

>>18353735
see
>>18353286

>>18354084
is this milk steak?

>>18353985
why are Americans so dumb?

>>18354072
What is going on here? Do they have to resist the urge to assault him?

>>18354112
I felt ambivalent about his deplatforming until I saw this, and I'm now hoping he's murdered by some deranged Valerie Solanis-type.

>>18352178

>>18354040
Why do I get the feeling this guy lives and leeches at his mothers house?

>>18354072
I've always wanted to know the context of this clip, but feel as though it's better I don't.

>>18353388
Other places just have made-made causes of blackouts

>>18354052
i kekd too hard

>>18355504
>>18355507
How does she still have all 10 fingers with knife work like that?

>>18353269
A quote from a novel written by a man who has never lived in anything but luxury compared to most of the world nor anything but high class compared to any of his countrymen. An author who has never seen combat, or personal violence and yet absolutely rejects anyone who writes about anything except violence and death. Cormac McCarthy is a professional intellectual masturbator and idiots love him for it.

>>18354118
man, i dont really have a problem with what he does to the food, what triggers me is how he eats it
absolutely fucking disgusting piece of shit, learn to use the fucking utensils.

>>18353388
Hurricanes are peak comfy

>>18355504
the back of the knife is the sharpest

>>18354077
Sad but true.

>>18355557
I just thought it was funny to put that quote into Hop on Pop

>>18354735
What is this shit?
I'm so confused.

>>18355719
Some mexican trying to act like they're so much better than "those white people".

>>18355547
you can see she's wearing wire mesh gloves under the plastic ones

>>18352166

>>18354118
That's how I currently picture The Judge from Blood Meridian and I can't change that in my head no matter how much I try.

>>18355547
She's wearing a cutproof glove. You can see the chainmail under the plastic glove.

>>18352294
we all deserve to die because shit like this

>>18355785
I have done this exact thing before, except I added jalepenos to the cheese sauce. Highly recommend. I like to use a fairly basic lager for the beer, but you can experiment with whatever type you like.

>>18355048
>>18355044
>>18355034
AND he refused to do therapy

>>18355985
>pipes in the sand

>>18353658
Montezuma's revenge

>>18354829
Fuck I miss SupCom

>>18352924
kek some people just own shit without knowing how the fuck to use it huh

>>18353264
based egg doctor

>>18352933
>t rentlet cant have a grill on his patio

>>18355557
>everything you like is bad, everything i like is good!

>>18355729
imagine sharing that with 5 latinas who then bang you on a mexican beach while pouring tecate all over you wow

>>18353287
he's totally stroking

>>18352166
>/ck/ webm thread.
>file size limit 64k
not gonna make it

>>18354102
mfer didn't flour the board, tfffffff

>>18354820
white knight lol

>>18352169
it weirds me out how he's fucking scared of... food
what a weak genetic line

>>18354735
>mexicans forgetting europe exists again
I swear the people who coom about how black and cultured they are are always the least in touch with any actual culture. They'll live life as a fatass completely american raised mutt and consider themselves cultured after adding 2000 scoville sriracha to their food, and have of course the worst idea of caucasians ever

>>18355729
love the irony of every ingredient being their stereotypical wypipo food, even down to the ratio and how they make it
mutts are a disaster

>>18354040
>special fried rice
Hehehe

>>18354936
simply outplayed

>>18357056
>>look at me!! im so cultured!!
american shit is also inherently cultured, if youre blind to that youve been spending too much time watching foreign tv and being a mutt

>>18355557
What's the BFD?
Can't a guy just write about stuff he finds interesting?
You think the guy who wrote VALIS had to actually have schizophrenia too, dumbass?

>>18354129
He's a machine, pumping out caipira pizzas like a inhumane factory, a lovecraftian catupiry presser in the neverending hole punched pizzas of our souls
Sleep tight, mestre das pizzas

>>18356002
Correct.

Here's an example of the beer already being in the cup and the heated table making it boil up.

>>18355489

It is an Italian television program in which they enjoy making fun of hopeless cases.

>>18353264
I like how they are both wearing masks even though he is handling the egg with his bare hands and spicing it with something he took out of his pocket.

The 'rona really highlit for me how little logical thinking the average person, nurses and doctors included, is capable of.

The kid working the register at the grocery store wore gloves too. The same gloves. Until he wore holes in them. Filthy black cheap latex gloves worn for hours.

Also, the egg doctor earned me a compliment at work for my eggcellent new peeling method. God bless!

>>18352166
checked. also, I will NOT date a women with bangs. I just won't, OK? they are damaged souls that need help.

>>18352294
Thanks to the intarrweebs, now parroting a mediocre, mass produced entertainment cartoon can be visual as well!!
I'd accept a Vogon construction company's decision to clear this little backwater planet off the starmaps at this point...
>Imagine the expenditure just to get YT likes/veiws
ROKO'S Basilisk cannot manifest fast enough.

>>18354735
Me on the right

>>18357056

No image of where they boil a dog alive and then eat it I see.

>>18353287
Just a few more tech advances released to the public, and we're THERE.
>pic rel

>>18353264
How does he get out?

>>18354988
it's an art

>>18352173
someone post the tf2 version pls

>>18353349
I'll bet it's been made just about foolproof, INSIDE.
Prolly two plastic bags with oversized surgical hose shunts.
The REAL PITA is the mess the customers leave on the outside. With the amount of "Food ScIeNcE" that prolly goes into these, I'll bet that slurry dries to a concrete consistancy.

>>18353992
>I...i love you...

>>18357139
Nice bait, very well done

>>18354129
>Da ting goes...
https://youtu.be/k3jlviX88iw?t=90

>>18356605

>>18353264
why is it always women that look like that, that go to africa

>>18354297
Sadly, this is 100% correct in the "WOKE" world.
More people who are aware need to start their OWN businesses--unfortunately, at this point, the game is so rigged that that won't be a real possibility unless(until) we collapse and re-form without the original financial and legislative infrastructure we all grew up with...
>>18354300
>checked
Based "The Lost Room" enjoyer.
For me:
>pic

>>18354151
The reality is that you must be subservient to society and the world at large for it is a representation of God, you must hold patience and readiness to humble yourself, and hold yourself back from striking out, and if you find fault in the fact that others do not do as you do, worry not, it is not for you to change as they do. But it is for you to find truth through loyalty to temperance, and kindness, to a giving into all cruelty in this world, and to forgive them as they indulge in their pleasure seeking. To forgive them when they do not see the flow of life and its meanings its motions, its beauty. And know through devotion comes divinity!

>>18354110
Nat 1

>>18357206
didn't work as well as expected...

>>18357199
i always imagine it as a bowl of hardboiled eggs

>>18357273
Interdasting take...

>>18354151
>22
She looks like she's 30...

>>18357274
Sometimes i wish i could live in north korea for some time to see what its like. It's a giga pipe dream for obvious reasons, but it would be the best form of tourism because you actually learn things you wouldnt learn any other way even without propaganda, and it's not just going somewhere to take photos of le big building and then letting those photos collect dust in your itoddler library, even if the time spent there is literal shit.

Besides, eating a hot meaty meal packaged up like that with a nice drink in -10c sounds nice.

>>18354040
Look at how he doesn't even wait until he's finished chewing before he shoves the next bit of food in his mouth.

Just because you give something a name doesn't mean it's alright to eat a massive plate of shit. Calling it a "full English" makes it sound alright in his head to eat all that shit.

How could he watch that video and see his side view while he was eating the cheeseburger and not immediately want to change his life or kill himself?

>>18353264
How does the egg out the of the he?

>>18357056
If all that asian crap is so good why are they all dying to come live in western countries? If your homemade spring rolls are so good go back fuckin Laos and enjoy them.

END OF.

>>18354112
It's incredibly depressing that the only option as a role model for young zoomer boys besides their single mothers and wokeist groomer teachers is people like this.

>>18354112
Fucking imagine getting angry at this. Just imagine being so new to the Internet.

It is concerning that this kind of low-level trolling causes people to flip their shit so hard.

>>18357288
well yeah, scrambled egg belongs on a plate
i have the idea that the guy boils half a dozen in his only pan as if more egg = more care without considering how much egg a normal human can comfortably eat

>>18357363
We have spent so long belittling and shaming our young boys that we shouldn't be surprised they lash out by following someone like this. I don't know what people expected to happen.

>>18356002
How do they keep the sand from getting in the pipes?

>>18357368
>We
just out of interest, what do you think a 2020s positive male role model should look like?

>>18357372
Anon, there are NO PIPES.
It's just hot sand in a wok for more even, gentle heat.
Sauce: had a Turkish GF--She was a spoiled princess, but the breakfasts and coffee we made were the best out of ANY of them.
Tomato and cucumber salat for breakfast is WAY better than you'd think.

>>18354072
Looks like the fat son from GTA V

>>18357365
He's not trolling, he's just retarded.

>>18357383
Mr Rogers

>>18354947
she gladly do it for free

>>18357079
Philip K Dick really did believe a lot of the shit from VALIS, though

>>18357079
>>18357886
(and so do I desu the empire never ended)

>>18354209
Based Japan

>>18354046
What is she doing? The quality of the video is not quite high enough for me to understand. Is this some kind of favour enhancement?

>>18357902
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3882860/waitress-caught-putting-hot-dog-up-her-vagina-before-apparently-serving-it-to-customer/

>>18357917
Was she fired for that? Or did the customer thank her?

>>18352924
Non vegans are fucking retarded.

>>18357236
Because we don't mind them not coming back.

>>18353997
Meat eaters are just vile tasteless niggers.

>>18354040
Goyslop loving fat meat-eater

>>18357957
>>18357938
You're both right

>>18354262
>>18354105
Vegan lunch (that's why it's good)

>>18354118
He looks offensively br*tish

>>18357938
>>18357965
>>18357957
>t.

>>18357922
>implying it's real

>>18354118
oh dear his poor desensitized tastebuds
>>18357978
he's american. i saw the with sound version, theyre talking about how good it looks. not proof i just wanted to add that

>>18354179
Seeing as he has enough money and not enough taste to be sporting a metallic rolex, I'd say it also justifies him eating all that shit.

>>18357996
It was posted on the internet. It must be real.

>>18353985
This dumb whore thought it was a griddle or what?

>>18357999
>he's american. i saw the with sound version, theyre talking about how good it looks. not proof i just wanted to add that
I believe your trips. His genes scream anglo though. If he isn't I feel really sad for how he came to look without it being his fault.

>>18354112
>literally refuses to cook because it takes away time from his "hustle"
It's sad that people live like this.

>>18358021
Yup. I both despise and pity fat people. I sometimes question my hatred, because can you really hate an animal for being an animal?
Worst part is, fat people have insanely insensitive tastebuds, so what they eat isnt even that much tastier compared to decent food. Decent food is better than what he's eating either way though. His food is shit.
>>18358026
>>18354112
he probably sleeps like 10 hours every night too honestly

>>18357922
The money question

>>18357137
Based Y2J

>>18354072
Why is Norton Mapes on a gameshow

>>18357957
seems like the problem is the non-meat part. like the curry and potato. did all you tranny fucks get triggered so hard on /pol you ended up on /ck. bunch of fucking faggots. anyway. you arent fooling anyone. your parents already say youre dead. just kill your sef tranny.

>>18358104
>/pol
>/ck
lukr moar, newfag.

>>18357878
Dude got his activated charcoal, and roasted chicken recipes mixed up. As soon as I saw the size of that fire I started to laugh. That method is literally how you make activated charcoal by the way, just put wood inside the container instead of a chicken.

>>18354115
Please be nice to Tom Willett, he's trying his hardest and was a good actor

>>18357878
>"Meat-eating is okay as long as you respect the life you take."
Meat-eaters:

>>18353985
I don't think that's how you're supposed to use a stove, nor how you should treat the human body

>>18357056
this was made by a chinese american ccp agent. the chinese are everywhere in asia. only a ccp chinese would claim all asian foods. at least the spic in the other one chose all mexican shit. korean bbq, ramen, viet coffee, bubble tea. these fucking jew fucks should show ALL white people food. watch the buthurt as these chink jew mutt fucks relise they eat rotting meat and cattle fodder. if your food needs spice its a sign your food is shit and you live in a shit hole. remember asia didnt have beef until after ww2. also in asia its only the chinese and japs that use chop sticks. NO ONE ELSE DOES.

>>18358156
this fucking tranny again. just neck yourself already.

>>18358144
faggot. how far up your ass did your uncle stick his cock? kill your self. everyone laughs at you. some people are taking bets. rope, neck, end. its will be better when your dead. your mom will be happy to burry you with the name she gave her little boy at birth. youre already dead to your dad. he cries in the garage because you two dont hang out with sports anymore. just kill yourself. end everyones suffering. end your life faggot

>>18358218
u mad.
I told you to lurk moar, so stop posting.

>>18358235
faggot kill your self. you will never be a woman. daddy will never fuck you. fag jew fuck. its ALWAYS a jew. isnt jew

>>18358235
I think he's literally 12.

>>18358259
one faggot tranny. one faggot ccp shill. both fat neckbeards who fell for the tranny meme. no you post anti-fa mems on /ck of all places. are all you tranny faggots so easy triggered. once again. just neck yourself faggot. you will never be a woman.

>>18354574
You might be retarded but he is using a drain cover. Also he is black.

>>18352974
Why do zoomer election tourists think food delivery is a recent invention?

>>18353034
It still exists. Stop pretending you're an oppressed minority.

>>18358259
I'm 12 years old and what is this?

>>18352166
i love how pissed ghat otherngorl looks. shesnbeautiful

>>18353388
>t. lives in the desert

>>18358325
its a tranny that hasnt killed itself yet. you should call it a faggot and tell it it will never be a woman. kill yourself faggot.
they like it when you do that. it helps them make a choice they already made in their heads when they relised they still look like men after.

>>18354957
the evaporating water carries the very flamable oil with it.

>>18358316
>>18358324
why do tranny fucks shit reply in ck instead of pol where they get called out. stupid faggot fell for the trans meme. kill yourself you will never be a woman

>>18358358
newfag is new

>>18357099
thanks to god they finally solved that problem

>>18358363
maam you should shave, your stuble is showing. also people can see your cock.

>>18357107
the bottom of that display above the sandwich looks like the crying cat meme

>>18357056
You fuck asian women vs Me not fucking white women

>>18357878
wa-la

>>18358331

>>18353290
CHILI CRAB

>>18358403
perfectly symmetrical face
absikutely stunning woman
beatuiful
i love women so much

>>18354040
>fat, rich guy eats a lot of food
>has someone film it for some reason
>relentless seething online
Chad.

>>18355390
Part of me genuinely wonders how they could be like this. Like I'm into faggy shit like toys and anime, but having witnessed the cringe and annoying shit both normies and outliers do, I don't advertise this or make it my persona. Meanwhile these people are a community of people who rape and mutilate animals, molest children and spread disease while rolling in their own shit, and they're willing to just announce it and make it their entire personality. I know it's just tribalism and a need to belong, but why there? Why with those people? Why not just make a normal fucking cooking video?

>>18357056
>oh is this gonna be a generic asian woman
>literally every white woman approved asian food
>from almost every single culture
>no actual cuisine that people from these places eat
>CURRY WITH NAAN

>>18354936
Kek

>>18358398
???
lol you mean "Voilá?"

>>18358500
it's so obviously some buzzfeed intern's idea of asian food but it still reliably makes people seethe.

>>18358479
Why do the anime people do the same?

>>18358351
wrong
>choosing to live in the same continent as desert and regular hurricanes
jfc

>>18353238
teehee sex

>>18355012
I worked in the kitchen and got that thing by accedent, pressed my nerve too much and left hand stopped working properly for over a week, First four days it was just like Jack's.

>>18358365
fucking hate that webm

>>18358104
>>18358218
>>18358358
>>18358368
>trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies

>>18354040
calorie theif

>>18357274
/pol/dditors see this propaganda and unironically think DPRK is a great place to live.

>>18359306
anon redditors hate north korea

>>18359318
Not more than they hate America.

>>18359318
nevermind i assumed that said predditors

>>18359318
>y-you're reddit!
4chan since 2006. Newgrounds before that since 2001. How bout you?

>>18354040
>>18359280
*slaps belly* You have no idea how many tapeworms can fit inside this fella.

>>18359327
i hate debatefags so much
now then
huh?

>>18359327
to be fair reddit is one of the biggest plagues upon 4chan, probably the biggest. and it only got popular a few years after it got founded, and only became really really shitty around 2015
so what the fuck are you talking about retard? how can newgrounds complain a site that had yet to even exist until 4 years later?

>>18354056
TWU