/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18355084
Fuck you, Austin sucks and was never weird.

>>18355091
What a sad looking hot sauce. You will never truly experience the soul of the vark

>>18355084
it's hardly a secret, that aardvark is in plain sight

>>18355103
He’s cleverly hiding his identity with the face cover though!

>>18355112
he's not doing a very good job at it

my favorite part of these threads is when anon said "it's varkin' time" and started varking on everyone in the board

>>18355084
Overpriced salsa, reddit ketchup with seed oils for no reason. Tomato is the first ingredient on the ingredients list. Don't be a damned fool and avoid all of these terrible products.

Shilled all the time on here, so I make sure to say my piece on every shill thread.

>>18355164
I've never had it myself, and have never met anyone IRL who likes it/keeps it either. Louisiana, cholula, tobasco, siracha, etc I've met people who've liked those, never met an aardvark fan

>>18355164
Yeah well your “piece” is a piece of shit. VARK. OR. NOTHING.

>>18355164
Let me guess, you’re a franks red hot fag

>>18355095
You poor fool

>>18355222
I got some of the green variety as a gift and it has the taste and heat level of burnt grass

Yellowbird is pretty good. I like the hotter varieties they make.

>>18355321
lies, all lies. Green Vark is quite possibly the most exquisite hot sauce on the market.

>>18355581
Yellowbird's blue agave sriracha sauce is my favorite of theirs. My all time favorite sauce is probably this. Hits the perfect balance of peppery, smokey, tangy, and spicey. I stay away from anything with pepper extract in it unless I just want to add a little bit of heat without changing the overall flavor of a dish.

>>18355164
I don't care. It tastes good and it's like 4 bucks on sale.

What you gonna do about it, faggot?

>>18356171
Laugh at you for being a foolish little saucelet.

>>18356214
>t. never tasted the vark goodness

please continue to blame people for your shortcomings

>>18355164
it tastes pretty good as someone who fell for the shilling, but it's also fucking expensive and you use a bunch because it's not really that hot

Gator Hammock is the superior choice.

>>18355084
My buddy got me the original. It wasn't the good. I didn't use it.

>>18355695
I wonder if this is organic, can anyone tell me

>>18356346
Idk, but it is gluten free.

Any colon cleanser fans in here? Not super hot but one of the best tasting hot sauces ever. El yucateco XXX is also good if you want some real heat without overpowering taste, also it’s available pretty much anywhere in the US

Side note this is one of the most obvious shills I have ever seen, the literally who of hot sauces. Boring design and lame logo while we’re at it

>>18356346
I hate when brands feel the need to HEALTH FOOD MAXX by listing off every single thing that ISN'T in their product, but when the it's genuinely good stuff what are you gonna do. Also fun fact, despite saying "Arizona Pepper's" they are actually grown in New Mexico.

>>18356341
How many gators does it take to make a bottle?

>>18356356

>secret vark has a lame logo

Yeah because yucateco’s logo of a pepper is so fucking interesting. Also they use dyes in their sauce so it’s automatically shit

>>18355084
based varker

>>18355084
Been a while since I last saw a shill aardvark thread. Nostalgic. Also, die, your shit isn't even sold near me

>>18355084
Just bought it for the first time, it's really hard to find here in England.
It's nice, but basically just a less chunky salsa.

I'm a simple man...

>>18357919
>Sriracha Tabasco

I think I’m gonna be sick. Why not indulge in one of the many varieties of Secret Aardvark?

>>18357811
Sour grapes fag. Maybe one day you’ll get to have the ethereal experience of the vark

anyone have the picture of the guy surfing with the vark logo on the side?

>>18355103
His nose is hidden in the bottle so you don't know he's an aardvark

#varglife!

>>18358065
Everybody laugh at this faggot who pretends not to enjoy things because they are "soy".

>>18358106
He's such a faggot and gets BTFO so easily.

>>18358123
Whatever you say

>>18358143

>>18358123
kwab

>>18355252
franks is quite literally the king of hot sauce

>>18355091
Worst hot sauce brand fuck you

>>18356356
The red Yucateco is the best tasting one

>>18358676
Let me guess, you're a Valentino fan. Pathetic

>>18358503
You’re lost child. I pity your soul

For me, it's

>>18359282
What's the taste like

>>18359291
Fruity, great on pizza

>>18359282
How many mules per bottle?

>>18359304
1 load

I have always enjoyed my food, but never been fussy, if I go to a restaurant I have pretty much always enjoyed the experience and like to try new things.

Around 18 months ago this all changed...

I had some hot sauce in the fridge given to me as a gift. I cooked some poached eggs for breakfast and decided to add this rather than my normal salt/pepper.

I'm now a shadow of my former self. The sauce added so much flavour and depth to what I already thought was a delicious breakfast... it blew my mind...

It is now IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy food without some kind of spice. I genuinely feel unsatisfied if food doesn't have some kind of kick. The average restaurant experience is now ruined. Bland food genuinely upsets me now and I look down upon people who have not been 'awakened' to the point that I have had arguments.

That sauce you may ask was none other than the Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce. Vark on gentlemen.

>>18359545
Hell yeah man, do you read Dilbert?

>>18359551
As a matter of fact, I do. I read a specific version of newspaper that still prints the comics.

>>18355084
How is Drunken Jerk I've never had it

>>18355222
I bought it for christmas. was good but didn't buy again.

>>18355164
this guy is of course wrong and angry at food on a food board. The overarching flavor of the original habenero one is Carrot.

Essentially it's carrot-habenero sauce. If you like the carrot you like the 'vark. If not, no.

I didn't buy it again because Im an old fart and shit hotter than jalapeno fucks me now.

>>18355581
>>18355695
I agree with this yellowbird habenero was a fav of my brother. i liked the agave sriracha one best as its like a sweeter sriracha. good shit.

For the time spent living in NOLA I'd like to shout out Crystal of course but also "Louisiana" brand hot sauce which Im not sure is really sold outside of dixie. The best NOLA style hot cayenne sauces were the milder ones.

>>18355091
Mah nigga

>>18359732
Actually pretty good. Honestly better seasoning than authentic Jamaican places I’ve been to

>>18359732
Sober for at least 8 months and impeccably polite.

>>18359739
Defending shills... Tremendously pathetic.

>>18359739
>carrot-habenero sauce
Sounds gay as shit