/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18351461
Im a health concious consumer, so I would never touch Beyond anything.
Nutritionally they are worse that generic chicken nuggies.

>>18351461
>-85%
kek

good riddance
/thread

The stock is worth less than a fifth of what it was a year ago, yet every news story I see is about how well they’re performing. Why can’t they just accept nobody asked for or wanted this?

i'll keep an eye out when their products go on clearance

People who eat fast food aren't particularly health conscious and thus probably aren't interested in eating a meat substitute. Beyond was ambitious beyond the realm of possibility and is failing because of it.

>>18351461
I work in the Restaurant/Food/Beverage industry at the corporate level and beyond meat is one of those things everyone says they want and get mad at you for not having but then when you carry it no one fucking buys it. It's basically something you keep a case of to sit idle in a freezer so you can abuse the marketing, get the people in your door who think they're going to order something healthy who wind up ordering the usual unhealthy stuff anyway. I'm pretty indifferent because if they go away, there will be another company that fills its place, or at the minimum just another meme health item of some other form.

>>18351461
Hopefully they die, together with vegans

>>18351571
>meme health item
LOL
But I think in this way too, this "healthy" food "trend" is far beyond the end, unfortunately.

>>18351466
ya, they kinda hide that element, but people assume they're healthy.
The reality is the macro's are worse than REAL chicken(and i'm using the word real loosely, since most of the shit in a mcdonalds, BK, KFC, whatever nugget/tender is processed as fuck) and the micro's are fucking abhorrent. The only reason someone should choose a beyond option, is if they're passionate about animal slaughter conditions or just opposed to eating meat.... Cause every other way(nutritionally, financially, and even environmentally for the time being) a conventional nugget is better.

>>18351571
ya, i work in a restaurant as a line cook, and the vegan meant alternatives MAYBE get 1/30th as many orders as conventional meat proteins.
We have mushroom based patties that i have never served once, since we started stocking them... And a lot of this shit btw, is flash frozen and held in a freezer for who knows how long(including gluten free buns).
The actual real meat food on the other hand is fresh and has quick turnaround.

All these soy companies marketing campaigns are totally based on, "if you don't use our product you're a racist bigot."

It's the same with that new lord of the rings show, disney, african and middle eastern immigrants, vaccines etc. You're a racist bigot unless you suck their dicks and do what they want. People are getting sick of it and the tide is turning. The soycucks days are numbered.

>>18351461
Guess they're going beyond business lmao

>>18351571
I know for me it was an item I've tried a few times for funsies and then promptly started to ignore it.

>>18351628

>>18351655
KEK
Beyond profits
Beyond revenue
Beyond solvency

>>18351628
this is definetly the worst post ive seen all day and i've spend an hour browsing /v/

>>18351497
The lesson is that you cannot discern reality from the media.

>>18351518
>People who eat fast food aren't particularly health conscious and thus probably aren't interested in eating a meat substitute
What makes you think that a meat substitute would automatically be "healthy"? THIS is the true insidious face of all these meat substitutes. They're latching onto the idea of plants = healthy, thus their products which are "plant based" must be healthy. Is it impossible to produce an "unhealthy" product using only plant material in your eyes?

>>18351461
Beyond fucked

Fucking good

>>18351628
Or perhaps it’s because they make shit pretending money is no object because they’re spoiled champagne socialists, forgetting that for most people money isn’t meaningless enough for them to spend 40 dollars a day on cafe coffee, and pay a markup for fake meat?
Increasingly so as we undergo rapid inflation because we’re not the only people needing to be fed by food exporters, and between China and India alone even disregarding the amount of their population too poor to matter, there’s over a billion new customers the west has to compete with?

But I’m sure everyone else has as many trannies on the brain as you, too.

>>18351612
>the macro's are worse than REAL chicken
>the micro's are fucking abhorrent
This doesn't even touch on all of the damage these highly processed products can cause in your body. Inflammation, mitochondrial dysfunction, potential disruptions to autophagy, all sorts of fun stuff!

uh.... were we wrong to doubt him?

>>18351461
Hopefully they go bankrupt and shutdown for good. Nothing of value will have been lost.

>>18351628
um...

Is it even good? I've tried their beef substitute and it's not great. Impossible 'beef' and quorn 'chicken' are both pretty good, but I've never had anything good from Beyond.

>>18351987
>i am not a fan of soy-based meal replacements
>You clearly don't have any sex and hate black people
How do you arrive at this conclusion? Is it just knee-jerk?

>>18351461
Its all venture capital "printed money." Even if they do go bust it was nobody's money to begin with.

>>18351461
They should have marketed a good product instead of that fake food shit

>>18351950
this
>i'm going to ask the person whose a literal professional and actively wants to chuff me full of propaganda/misinformation and redirect me from knowing even the most basic of facts for information

>>18351499
poorfag in uk here, they already did. whenever some shit expires and gets 70% off 2/3rds likely its beyond meat

>>18352206
Not a person that wants to chuff me. I don't want to be chuffed. Anything but a good chuffing.

>>18352212
kek

>>18351461
The heat of increased borrowing costs cooks the unprofitable overly hyped meme stock

>>18352027
Quorn is decent honestly, but their shit tastes really sub par and i think they put everything in the texture

science unironically isnt ready for fake meat, you have to do so much shit just to make it look/feel like meat

>>18351461
good. morally bankrupt too, peddling this disgusting shit to people. buh buh buh bye

>>18352226
I remember when they made lab made goldfish fillets a couple years back, we must be regressing now

>>18351628
how many groups are living rent free in this fellas head?

>>18352197
>fake food
Sssshhhhh...

>>18352228
Opie’s at it again

>>18352232
okay

>>18351621
you think theyre mainly doing this to avoid getting rekt by some bored twitter user?

>>18351621
>, i work in a restaurant as a line cook
lol

>>18352241
whats an O'pie

>>18351499
It's always on clearance around me. Even on clearance nobody want to touch it.

>>18351628
exactly this. based

>>18351680
>>18351945
>>18352012
>>18352235
shills

>>18352277
>>>/pol/
not everything is a joo conspiracy to indoctrinate and oppress you and there is no fucking need to shit up every thread on the site your bug eyes deem worthy of being pissed and shitted on
and also this site is 18+

>>18352286
where did i mention jews
>>18351628
^^this anon is absolutely right. you're a bigot for hating the rings show, you're a bigot for protesting covid mandates, you're a bigot for eating meat. im just letting you bugmen know that he is right

>>18352286
>>shills
>cool it with the antisemitic comments

>>18352286
stop enabling the elites tactics you fucking dipshit

>>18351655
>>18351914
>>18351962

>>18351461
they should be

>>18352286

>>18351612
>Im using the word real loosely
To be fair, you'd be correct if it was maybe 30 years ago, but after everyone put up a stink over pink slime and whatnot most fastfood places have pretty respectable ingredients as far as chicken goes. The patties are beef and the nuggets are chicken with little to no additives depending on where you are. Still pretty low tier, but it gets the job done.

>>18351461
EAT
THE
BUGS

>>18351461
>Realizing too late they aren't selling a Veblen Good but refuses to lower price
Had they done it closer or below meat prices they would have made a killing.

>>18351628
Cringe and /pol/tarded

>>18351628

>>18352332
still eating meat
still driving a gasoline vehicle
still showering with hot water

>>18352338
still having unprotected sex with black women

>>18352338

>>18352277
>>18351628
why can't /pol/ shut the fuck up bros?

>>18351461
>Developing the roadmap for a sustainable, secure, and just global protein supply | Creating a world where alternative proteins are no longer alternative
>Don't worry anon, you WILL eat the plant-based meat.

>>18352345
>>18352348
>>18352349
open your damn eyes a little. also this is a beyond meat thread, you expected like a polite little tea party with anons??

>>18352360
ok but what does this have to do with me getting to the sweet pink center of that chocolate snack

>>18351461
Perfect

>>18351461
For some reason Beyond brand stuff and all the vegan pizzas at my store never seem to sell. All the other vegan shit sells well enough but it takes fucking ages for anything by Beyond to leave the shelves. I think it's too fucking expensive, personally.

>>18352360
no i expect a poltard to shut his trap-hole and not think everyone here is some shill coming to get him but apparently i was asking for too much

>>18352352
I will die before this becomes a reality
Hopefully...

>>18352384
Your baitposts have easily been the worst in this thread. And this is a pretty exquisitely bad thread.

>>18352384
lame

>>18352385
rev 3:9 bud don't worry so much

>>18352392
>thinking its just me
Ohohoho. We're a legion of retards, sweaty.

is beyond meat same company as impossible meat?

>>18352400
forgot my pic

>>18352407
Amem Brother Amem

Why do so many retards base their identity around consooming meat and sperg out when someone doesn't do it?

Usually go to restaurants and as much as I want to order the Beyond Meat option it's often priced a dollar more than other real meat options. Just waiting for the day where I save money or break even to make the switch. Not sure why business bozos haven't figured this one out yet.

>>18352485
to be fair this applies more to the vegans than meat eaters even though theyre both retards
vegans are just incapable of shutting up and take their massive ego to yell at others for eating meat
I don't care about you not eating meat so long as you dont force others into doing the same, same with fad diets and such, let alone wanting to ban meat as a whole, and wanting to make something illegal because you think its le bad is a huge red flag anyways

>>18351461

>>18352485
The non consumption of meat is evidence of mental illness and must rightly be exterminated

>>18352485
>lobbies and joins activism to get meat taken away from people
>no stop why are you biting back

>>18351461
I don’t care. I never cared about fake meat products. The most “soyboy” opinion possible is actually caring about whether or not they stay in business no matter which side of the fence you are on. Imagine giving a shit about what others choose to pay a premium to eat. The only children who actually do care are the ones afraid “le big soy xD” is trying to replace their Dino tendies or chicken McNuggets. How about instead of crying about this dying fad you learn to cook actual food and you won’t have to be upset anymore?

>>18352579
most people are mad about the vegans pissing themselves over anyone eating meat my itoddler friend

>>18352596
When and where have you ever experienced this? I come to 4chan every day and to /ck/ many times and 90% of the vegan related threads are anti-vegans pissing themselves over something they have never been forced to eat. The anti-vegans have actually out-done the vegans in the realm of being whiny faggots.

>>18352608
here? sure, but this site is full of retards, why are you listening to them? true its a kiddy fight, and i would've agreed with you if you werent a phoneposter

>>18351461
Like tech companies, most of the imitation meat companies don't actually make a profit and never have or will, they run on gullible investors.

>>18352235
His brain is basically if San Francisco was a border town

>>18352485
I dont really care if somebody doesnt want to eat meat.
The problem with "beyond meat" is that there's a push that meat is worse for the environment than plants, so us meat-eaters need to eat fake meat to save the planet. I dont want them to have any success pushing this idea on us omnivores.
Also, fake meat as a concept is just stupid. Vegetarian food can be amazing. Look at the whole continent of India for examples. A hodgepodge of mashed up shit attempting to replicate beef is just lame in comparison.

>>18352197
what exactly is this? a prize for a game? a promotional item?

>>18352673
little keychain merch made to supplement a game if you like it so much you want to buy physical merch of it as IRL accessories
Here's one set of them. You get the big one if you complete the set, but you get them randomly from a machine.

>>18352614
Of course it's full of retards. You still haven't told me where these vegans are forcing you to eat their plant based meats and bugs. No, ads designed for them don't count. Also, since when was it a crime for me to post from my phone while I'm outside smoking a cig? If you're going to judge my post for such an inane reason I don't even want to hear your other retarded logic.

Pic related: from my PC

I remember Jim Craemer (Vladmir Lenin's grandson) talking them up and citing massive orders and I said gee mr merchant man, I suspect you'll want to wait for re-orders to avoid counting your ducks before they hatch.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

>>18352781
>You still haven't told me where these vegans are forcing you to eat their plant based meats and bugs. No, ads designed for them don't count
harrassing others and telling them theyre horrible people for eating meat? they genuinely want to outlaw meat

So how much of a discount can I get? I'm fine with filling myself with vaguely meat flavored goyslop if its free.

>>18351628
Dude. You have to stop browsing this site. Mentally healthy people do not behave like this. Go outside.

>>18351628
I love how this guy is mad that he's being called a racist bigot whilst admitting to being a racist bigot with that bit about "african and middle eastern immigrants"

>>18352808
And you want to outlaw foods that offend you because they are fake alternatives to the only frozen foods you know how to bake for 20 minutes in an oven.

>>18351461
They've got some of that Beyond Profit.

>>18352840
none of that is true, i can cook and rarely eat meat, i don't want to outlaw shit. my point in the first place was saying that wanting to outlaw something because you dont like it is bullshit and extreme
take a break from this site, you're seething too hard

>>18352636
Kek

>>18352830
you somehow made a worst post

>>18351461
it was a neat idea. but it attracted the most disgusting people as followers and customers. if they would have repacked the exact same product as a hiking food, since you don't have to worry about temperature spoilage as much... i would have been a fan. but marketing it as a replacement for meat? dude... no.

>>18352781
my university switched their menu up to 'Combat Climate Change©' and 'Be More Sustainable™' so that's why they're 'promoting' a more 'Vegan Menu®'
Literally switching out overprocessed meat for overprocessed vegetable crap.
So fuck off, my uni would have banned all meat if it wasn't for the backlash they received. Thank god our students like their fried food and it's their god given right and the universities should play into the capitalist demand like they're doing with the student debt trap.

>>18351461
Someone else will take the idea and make a lot of money off of it.
This is how it goes with companies that pioneer a new product with the public.

>>18352840
I want to outlaw lying vegans like you. He already said he didn't care if you don't eat meat. Just don't talk about it. But you will because you're just a propaganda mouth piece spreading around your beliefs like a 17th century priest. Kill yourself. I want you to die. I don't even mind the vegan lifestyle. I just hate people like you for the obvious fact that you're a liar and will never admit to it. This is fine though. Once the world falls apart, your kind (you know what kind you are, I will not explain) will be the most useless ones and will be killed.

I ordered a Beyond Thickburger from Hardee's by accident because I had a brain fart and forgot Beyond=fake meat.
It was okay but NOT even close to being anything like real beef and it was expensive.
It was closer to a chuck wagon patty in texture than a hamburger patty.

>>18351461
Good riddance. I will never eat the BEYOND meat shit in my life just like I will never eat ze bugs.

>>18353155
Pretty stupid. Just try it so in 20 years you'll be able to tell the kids you experienced this era. Trying it won't kill you.

>>18353155
We tried it on a lark. It wasn't terrible but definitely overpriced. You need to cook it quickly after opening it or else it starts to fall apart. And it's funny that vegan products are considered healthy, because that Beyond shit has much more sodium than real meat. Plus, did you know it includes beet juice to simulate meat juices? Retarded vegans refuse to eat animals for "ethical" reasons but they still crave myoglobin, baka desu.

But don't worry, this will all be solved once the Bug Patties arrive.

>>18351461
Turns out people like real meat and not imitation meat, who woulda thunk it?

>>18353155
>>18353163
To clarify, I was talking about Impossible Burgers.

Anybody have a nutrition comparison between a beyond burger and a regular burger? I often hear it's bad but no one posts numbers

>>18351461
Look at how beyond black that nigs pupils are

this faggot is so pumped full of Pharms.

>>18351987

Seetheward kek

>>18351945
i dont believe you, /v/ is terribly bad sometimes

good riddance

>>18351461
>Thoughts?
The Jews will make sure they come out of it smelling OK and pivot into the next incarnation.

>>18351461
Why would I eat a fake chicken nugget when i could eat a falafel

>>18351461
Funny enough, the closest KFC here has only now started to carry plant based "meat". They're making a big advertising of it too.
I don't go there anyway because this is France and they don't sell the chicken pieces, only wings and tenders. Which fucking sucks.

I prefer Beyond over store bought pre-made patties. Those taste like dogshit and Beyond Burger at least comes packed with a nice seasoning and unique texture I enjoy more than shitty meat.

>>18353059
2 more weeks existed long before Trump and Covid made it a meme. The second coming/ nuclear annihilation/asteroid will be any day now, you're sure of it. Fag.

>>18352352
"sustanable" is a memeword, all farmed meat is sustainable by definition of farming.

>>18351461
Good. Meat replacement products are dogshit, there's genuinely great tasting vegetarian and vegan food that isn't some expensive designer paste that apes actual food.

Just make a better product. That's all.
Don't sell garbage. Sell something better
I will never stop eating animal's meat until they can give me a carbon fucking copy of existing animal flesh down to the fucking molecule.
And even then, I will not trust it

>>18351499
I just can't bring myself to buy this shit at the supermarket. It's way more expensive than real meat even on clearance. And why the fuck would you wanna buy expired near rotting vegetable matter disguising as meat?

>>18352485
>eating a healthy, balanced diet (i.e. with meats) is now an "identity"

fuck you retard

>>18351628
you triggered so many faggots, good job

>>18352781
lurk moar newfag

>>18352197
Good products are racist bigot. Don't you get it? We have to eat soy instead of chicken to stop the bad weather.

>>18351461
GOY SLOP

>>18351461
Government subsidized soyfoods

>>18352352
What the fuck is with the hands-on-knees-half-squat think I keep seeing in pics and selfies?

Beyond meat is actually doing pretty good all things considered and their products are quite tasty and good

>>18351461
>Beyond Meat is close to bankrupcy

>>18351628
Not quite. It's about trying to look healthy and smart. Of course, that is different from actually being healthy and smart.

>>18351628
Lets see /pol/ allens shitpost....


...my god it even has a soijak

>>18354314

Last year Beyond posted a net loss of $182 million. In the first two quarters of this year they have posted net losses of $197 million. I would not call that doing well.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/bynd/financials/income/quarter

>>18351461
Sauce?

>>18352197
>20 years later
>"Wow, this was so sexist and oppressive towards women. I'm glad we are beyond that now."

>>18354597
I thought op was full of shit myself, then I looked at their official investor report. Holy fucking shit,
>Net revenues were $464.7 million, an increase of 14.2% year-over-year.
>Gross profit was $117.3 million, or gross margin of 25.2% of net revenues.
>Net loss was $182.1 million, or $2.88 per common share. Net loss as a percentage of net revenues was -39.2%.
>Adjusted EBITDA was a loss of $112.8 million, or -24.3% of net revenues.
Not like any of this matters because VC will keep pumping money into it.

>>18354600
https://www.reuters.com/business/beyond-meat-misses-quarterly-sales-estimates-2022-05-11/

>>18351499
>i'll keep an eye out when their products go on clearance
i regularly see a pallets worth sitting frozen at grocery outlet for $1/lb.... and their frozen section is alwys full of allllll sorts of vegan meat substitutes going for $1 or $1.50 marked down from $8.99

my gf eats this shit. she wants to be vegan but thinks vegan food is boring. she likes her mac and cheese and her hotdogs.... shell take this beyond meat and then reshape it into a ball and be like "i made meatballs" and then put it in a piece of gluten free bread and say yummmmmm! she used to douse the shit in ketchup until she also went sugar free

today i will remind bugmen that even during a meat shortage we dont want their goyslop

>>18351499
genuinely kill yourself

It's weird how companies like beyond meat even existor why would ever be a vegan instead of a vegetarian or Pescetarian, etc when you can just have a baked potatoes, fries, mashed potatoes, peanut butter,etc.

>>18353478
I saw beyond beef jerky the other day and laughed a little

>>18354731
its about humiliation of the goyim. its always bugs, plant based, soy, or synthetic meat

its about revenge for ww2 (see the experiments done on people after the war by jewish scientists) and the natural behavior of jews to con and take advantage of the other tribes. the dont care for south america and africa, they cant touch the middle east and east asia obviously. their reach is very easily accessible in america and europe

>>18352830
How do I already know your early life bio?

>>18352211
>>18352268
>>18353944
>>18354671
>>18354699
Beyond meat is a great product. Impossible is better, but beyond is still up there in rank. Cope.

>>18354818
feel free to post nose any time

>>18354818
fuck off shill
you could atleast say quorn or something is good
but noo you had to choose the product that is literal slop not even a goyslop thing, i've eaten your bullshit before and its fucking slime, it cant even keep form in the packaging
please commit suicide urgently

>>18352637
I was about to disagree with you and say fake meat is delicious but then I remembered most of the fake meat I enjoy is a creative use of some tofu product in vegetarian chinese food, and it doesn't really pretend to be recognizable meat.
I still think a lot of fake meat like fake patties and fake nuggets are delicious but I guess that's subjective.

>>18351474
camre to post this

>>18354731
Because of retards buying it up.

>>18354595
lel

>>18352286
This is you.

>>18351461
is it enriched with bug protein

>>18354651
They had a profit and a loss?….

HAVE YOU TRIED LOWERING YOUR PRICES??

>>18352637
>Look at the whole continent of India for examples.
You mean the food that has the same consistency when you poop it as when you have eaten it?

>soy soy soy soy reee soy
you mean peas

>>18352511
I would forget vegans (actually burgers seem to mean vegetarians when they say vegan) exist if some people didn't make a hobby out of screeching about them constantly.

>>18356545
Burger post.

>>18352781
>You still haven't told me where these vegans are forcing you to eat their plant based meats and bugs.
A lot of vegans openly expect that meat will be made illegal in the foreseeable future. There are elements in any "green" party that seeks to make meat more expensive or harder to come by for ethical reasons.

Another example happened in Germany a few years ago. The German greens made moves to make one meat free day mandatory in any canteen be they military, government or industry ones. As in, one day a week where by law no meat option was given in these canteens. Suggestions like this happen quite frequently.

>>18354692
what did he mean by this?

>>18352840
No, but I feel farmers have a point in that calling breaded tofu "fried chicken" is, to an extent, false advertising.

>>18356558
>"A lot" of vegans openly expect that meat will be made illegal in the foreseeable future.
total bollocks, but i suppose everyone needs their own persecution narrative these days

>>18356580
>calling breaded tofu "fried chicken"
show me

>>18356561
it means we're not in a shortage, we're in a transition

>>18351461
Every vegan I know hates the taste of anything that tastes like meat. I remember they wouldn’t eat my vegan chili because it tasted too good.

>>18356592
any day now (2 weeks, to be exact), the market is going to discard its profit motive and stop offering meat at the most profitable price. why would it do this? just to rile you up, of course.

>>18351461
Death to goyslop

>>18356623
you drink whey

>>18356599
eat ze bugs

>>18352338
>showering with warm water
What are you, a sissy faggot?

>>18356684
mooo
baaaa

>>18356502
Gross profit != net profit. Gross profit is after COGS, net is the bottom line, after all expenses.

They created the most iconic meme of this decade so their company is clearly worth about 7 Dogecoin

>>18356582
https://m.faz.net/aktuell/wirtschaft/wirtschaftspolitik/veggie-day-gruene-wollen-fleischlosen-tag-in-kantinen-12397473.html
Say what you want but here in Germany at least there are serious moves being made to stop meat consumption via legal and political means. Not an outright ban - yet. But the push was for one mamdatory day with only vegetarian or vegan dishes in all canteens. That would have affected companies, hospitals, schools, the military and nursing homes. So like half the population.
And the people who want to make choosing meat verboten on one day of the week are not going to stop there once they have the political momentum. Why would they? They are driven by moral conviction. They failed miserably in 2013 and still tried again in 2022.

Then there are animal right protesters that regularly besiege restaurants and sabotage meat related production plants. Mostly for media attention, sure. But also to stop people from consuming meat with indirect force.

>>18356754
They're pro-lifers.

This was one of those investor pump and dump companies similar to Tesla but not successful. You see investors make the most money getting in on the ground floor of a new trend. In the case of Tesla the product is fine but the company is way over valued for how few cars it actually makes and that is because investors are investing in the future of the company continuing to grow and make more cars or other products.

The future is green and sustainable or so we believe right now so when this beyond company comes out and gets marketed right, people run in buying stock hoping it will be the next Tesla. Unfortunately in this case the product is over priced poor tasting unhealthy fake meat. The initial wave of hype has ended only to show poor sales and lack of interest from the general public.

No worries the people at the top no doubt sold plenty of their own shares when they were high and made plenty of money. They will continue to get a nice pay check while the company is in decline and then move on at some point hugging their piles of money laughing at how despite failing they still made it big while the idiot media marketed for them. Then they get hired be some new big corp selling something else and the cycle continues. Sucks for the employees who will lose their jobs though.

>>18354671
Why would you date something that stupid and crazy

>>18351655
Carlos you cheeky bastard

I'd this game meat shit was like $1 a pound at most I'd buy it. But at anything close to price parity or God forbid more expensive then I'll just buy the real thing.

>>18356790
Exactly, it's stupidly overpriced for a slab of pea protein. It's quite good, but not as good as meat, yet it costs more.

>>18356782
>>18356552

>>18351628
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

>>18356813
Should go on:
>>18356711

>>18351497
>Why can’t they just accept nobody asked for or wanted this?
Who care what goyim want. It will be mandatory, like EV or the jab. Meat will be banned and you'll eat the goyslop, it's not up to you.

>>18356827
any day now (2 weeks, to be exact), the market is going to discard its profit motive and stop offering meat at the most profitable price. why would it do this? just to rile you up, of course.

>>18351518
Well, the idea was a group goes to a fast-food place and their vegan friend can order something there too.

The reality is vegans have no friends.

Is BK still doing that shitty impossible whopper? I haven't been to BK since they stopped filling my inbox with the $3 double whopper coupons

>>18356834
yet 192 days ago you complained on /pol/ that vegans are vegans because they are oversocialized

>>18356464
bot forgot to add his image

>>18351628
You could have said that the marketing campaigns were part of the current gestalt and that would have said everything without the need for buzzwords.
I'm with you but trust me, it is our turn to be subversive and smart.

>>18356834
vegans can order a fucking salad

>>18351628
I don’t mind the vax but I am getting sick of niggers and trannies ruining everything. I’m looking forward to being old and saying ‘I told you so’ to anyone who listens

>>18356561
more like plant cringe lmao

>>18356711
>WEF agent to the rescue
oy veyyy

face it mossad, no one wants your ((("meat")))

>>18351628
Wow lot of trannies got mad at this

>>18351499
Not even starvation will make people buy it

I really don't have an opinion. I never bought any of their products. Why do manchildren get so angry about the mere existence of vegan products and make eating animal products their whole identity?

>>18351461
oh god I thought that was just a wojak drawing, not a real photo someone took. Holy shit.

>>18357760
goy, you will delete this post within 4 hours or you will be placed higher up The List

>>18353473
this is what the main issue with the vegan trend. instead of introducing the general population to great tasting vegan/vegetarian dishes that already exist, they try to make bacon out of carrots.

>>18351461
All they had to do was sell it for half the price of meat and it would have been a success with poorfags, gymcels and other people who want cheap protein.

>>18358285
>gymcels
isn't it made from söy? most of the gymcels avoids it because of the inconclusive studies about giving you boobies.

>>18358291
Dang, soy protein alternatives really hampered the reputation of meat alternatives. Some of the biggest things Beyond mentions as a selling point is that it doesn't have soy or GMOs to try to cater to the health-conscious crowd.

>>18354692
>$8.47 for FOUR sausages
>$7.47 for TWO burger patties
>$7.97 for probably 7 ounces of ground "beef"
not to shit on your epic buzzword parade, but I think there's a pretty in-your-face reason people aren't buying this beyond what you're claiming.

>>18356561
Probably weird-ass cuts of meat that most people aren't used to eating like Hanger or Flank

Maybe base you business model on anything other than growth to corner the market. It's only works when you can actual establish a monopoly

>>18352249
I..I'm just trying to get by, man....

>>18352258
It's a pie made with only one variety of alphabet spaghetti.

So happy to see most replies to the pol schizo 18351628 are calling him out
/ck/ is one of 4chan's better boards

>>18354309
>he's never seen women peeing before
NGMI

well, even if you're a vegan/vegetarian you can make your own veggie burgers at home that will taste infinitely better than whatever is in that beyond crap

>>18351461
Stop trying to turn vegetables into meat. Just eat vegetables. Vegetables taste good to anyone over the age of 12

What I still don't understand is why meat substitutes end up being more expensive than actual meat. Shouldn't it be cheaper to directly feed soy to people instead of feeding it to an animal, then slaughtering said animal to feed to people? You're basically cutting out the middle man there.

>>18351628
They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>18359145
Because it's not made out of soy you mongoloid

>>18352549
kek

>>18354731
Veganism is a gay activism thing being pushed to become a socio-political one. Part of it is about control and consolidating the food chain and the other part is people who think animals can never be bred for meat or byproducts due to cruelty.

>>18359156
Why isn't it made out of soy? Shouldn't that be the cheapest thing?

Lmao just eat Indian food if you want to be vegan so much. Your shits will be legendary though

>>18356049
Fake meat is processed as all fuck, and you bet your ass there's zero long term studies on its health effects in humans.

>>18351628
they hated him because he spoke the truth
keep your chin up 'jak poster

>>18351628
Soylent-Americans outnumber sensible people. Remember that.

>>18351461
Anyone got the AI websites/programs? Can you try running OP's classic picture of the two fried chicken soyboys?

>>18359207
it absolutely 100% is not more healthy than meat
if you have seen a vegan activist, you can tell by their malformed yellowing body whose health they sacrifice for the planet

>>18358076

>>18351461
People who eat real meat don't want to eat fake meat, they want real meat. People who don't eat meat don't want to even touch anything that slightly resembles meat. This whole transhumanist dystopian "we'll lab grow ALL the meat for our evil globalist agendas" was dead on arrival.

no

>>18351571
Similar situation where I work. People complained that we didn’t have vegan mains, so they added some and now they only get ordered so rarely it’s not worth keeping them on the menu much longer

>>18359187
Part of their target audience is the health-conscious crowd, so no soy, GMO, etc.

>>18351461
I first had it at Carl's Jr. in early 2019. Didn't know there was a whole agenda and investment apparatus behind it. I actually enjoyed it, but their other products are shit.

>>18354731
my hot take is that its a stock action scam. You woudnt believe how high it was valued about 3-4 months ago. Whoever invested into it has lost a lot of money

>>18351461
No-one outside of the US cares.

>>18351628
This man speaks the truth. Look at all the soy faggots getting butthurt over this post.

>>18351461
Good.

It was never a business, it was an advertising venture.
I bet the shareholders are all soy producers who have been writing their advertising losses off as a business loss for years

>>18360198
>their target audience is the health-conscious crowd
Their target audience is retards and nothing more. Anyone who knows jack shit about nutrition knows that processed food is bad for you, and this shit is super processed.

>>18351628
racistchads, we're winning...

>>18361265
>applies politics to food
>we're winning
pic related, it's the price you're winning

It would be more mainstream if hipsters didnt go mental for it. Nothing puts off the general public more than hipsters.

>>18361294
hipsters are responsible for making a scam food a trend, and I'm not talking about bugs or vegan shit, I'm 100% sure it's their fault I paid like 13$ for a burger and it was cold

>>18361202
This meme shit is worse for you, from a nutritional standpoint, than some frozen pizzas.

>>18351628
kek stay based anon

>>18352052
I don't think he's necessarily saying that. There are plenty of people who probably aren't interested in soy-based meal replacements, but there's a difference between "I'm not interested" and "I hate them so much I'm going to draw demeaning art of the people at this company", and It's not an insane reach to suggest that those people willing to do so (particularly if they're from 4chan) are virgins or racists.

Good. Quitting meat is one thing but disguising slop as meat and trying to market it as an actual alternative is pathetic

>>18351461
>tfw not even vegans want to eat it

>>18352211
Imagine wanting to buy that shit at 70%. Should be 99% off.

>>18361590
to be fair it also gets the 10p treatment a lot
>>18354818
>shows strong evidence its not liked and regularly is thrown out
>ur coping!!!
Do you even know what that word means?

Never bought beyond meat before desu.
Does it really taste that bad?

>>18351628
Based anon never change

>>18356790
>I'd this game meat shit was like $1 a pound at most I'd buy

>>18356799
It's quite good, but not as good as meat, yet it costs more.

im am constantly seeing huge amounts of this stuff for $1/lb at the discount grocers

>>18361270
>he doesn’t realize that every hobby and facet of life has been politicized

>>18356896
>vegans can order a fucking salad
yeah but theres still a plethora of ethical vegans who want "cheeseburgers", "mac n cheese" , "hotdogs" and "wings"
yes their fucking retarded

>>18351621
Mushroom patty is something I'd try, never order it myself tho

>>18351461
it's almost like it was a fad like bitcoin and NFTs and now AI "art"

>>18356623
DEATH TO GOYSLOP
LONG LIVE THE NEW SNEED

inshallah, the elites will eat the bugs and we will eat the steak

>>18361795
None of which are going away, except possibly Bitcoin which might be replaced by some other digital currency.

>>18352384
Average nu-channer

>>18351628
meds

>>18351461
I'm not surprised. They charge much more then already exorbitantly priced beef for a vegetable meat substitute. Meat substitute should be cheaper then meat, not way more

Also the ones I've tried are not any better, or are actually worse, then far cheaper meat substitute products

The only thing beyond meat had going for it was absurd amounts of free media advertising to

>>18351628
>triggering so many faggots itt
take my (You), my bruddah.

>>18361270
>it's ok to be racist/political about food when applied to white people
You started this. You did it to video games too. Fuck you.

>>18351628
The tide is hardly turning if you keep giving them endless free advertising with your whining

We're not eating the bugs motherfuckers.

>>18356770
Nice post fren

>>18351628
He’s right you know

>>18351628
I don't understand why such an unremarkable post has so many (you)s but I feel inclined to join in

>>18351461
Globohomo is seething,but soon the "bug based protein" will be shilled HARD,are you ready for the propaganda bros?

wrong color

>>18351461
I always see the vegan products overstocked which means nobody is buying them I'm not surprised

>>18363080
>are you ready for the propaganda bros?
its already out there and i just want it all to end

>>18352052
This is how low IQ leftists argue

>>18363111
It's gonna get even more annoying,also nice trips

>>18351621
This is true. I used to work in a KFC and their vegan burgers were taken out of a freezer and microwaved for 3 minutes when someone ordered one

>>18354809
Best post on all of /ck/ right now

>>18358339
maybe in some country with dollars that are worth less? and the other shit still got sold despite also carrying ridiculous prices

>>18356770
>In the case of Tesla the product is fine but the company is way over valued for how few cars it actually makes and that is because investors are investing in the future of the company continuing to grow and make more cars or other products.

To be fair, all three US auto manufacturers shit the bed during the last recession and needed a massive influx of welfarebux to stay solvent.

>>18351959
People who are vegetarian tend to be healthy. You nonce.

>>18363404
thats actually propaganda. the body desperately needs animal proteins and fats to be healthy

>>18351628
one can hope, also food and cooking

>>18351628
cannot disagree I'm fucking beyond over this corporate bullshit megalarp society

>>18351461
>Had the Impossible Whopper at BK because I was advertised to for like six months and had enough and I had to know how it actually tasted.
>Didn't taste like meat at all.
>Didn't have the texture of meat.
>Fell apart like what felt like several day old meat feels like when you reheat it in the microwave.
>Tasted like I was eating some chemically nondescript food.
>Left a terrible aftertaste in my mouth.
>Mouth was coated in some weird film that even water didn't get rid of for seconds after every bite.
Good riddance.

>>18351461
>wanna be vegan
>yet still want taste of flesh
idk but feels hypocritical
i mean like why can't they just find some delicious veggie dish or something
they care about animals yet like how they taste baka

>>18352549
>baiting niggas with fakeass chicken nuggets
So fucked up I laugh

>>18364273
It's probably like how I don't want to murder people but still want the experience of murder from videogames and movies.

>>18364291
eh i guess so

>>18351628
we get it, you're an angry white man who blames all his problems on people different than you. no one cares, suck it up and try not to shoot up a school you bland piece of shit.

>>18364316
Shove it up your ass libtard..how's sleepy Joe working out for you numbnuts? Yeah thought so, dickwad.

>>18364273
This is what i hate the most. Its always imitation food. If they made something new and embraced the non meat taste then it would probably have success, by tryinf to imitate something, fail at it, cost so much more and then be shilled by hipsters. No, thats how you make a fad, not a sustainable business.

>>18364524
There are lots of vegan dishes that don't imitate non-vegan foods. A massive number. Numerically, the majority of ingredients are vegan. The fact that you only notice imitation meats validates the business case for imitation meats.

>>18351628
Kek, I always forget how cucked and reddit tier 4channel is

>>18364316
Why don't you try elevating your country above 3rd world shithole tier?

>>18351461
At least there is Impossible and Morning Star

>>18351461
I ended up with ten or so patties because Target had them buy one get one free or half off and I had a few coupons similar to those.
I still think it has a horrible smell to it once cooked. It's only acceptable cooked outside and palatable with condiments and extras.

>>18351628
>Try not to bring up the group of people you hate in an unrelated thread challenge (impossible) (gone retarded)

>>18358285
yeah it needs to be cheaper. im vegan and only don't buy it cause its a dumb financial choice

>>18364700
I don't even think they are good. Morningstar / Boca are better. The beyond meat sausage had this disgusting smell (and taste) that stunk up my house

Unfortunately at my grocery store at least they seem to be phasing out all the cheaper morningstar/ Boca stuff and replacing it with various ridiculously placed brands like impossible/beyond

>>18351461
Good riddance. Owning the libs, one day at a time.

>>18356839
On social media bots.

>>18351628
Thank God.

>>18351628
this, but unironically.
So many choices that should be up to the individual have be politicized and pushed into open conversation(mostly through social media) that any/everything someone does is tantamount to a statement.
Decent reasonable people really should be getting fed up over this.
Not everything is done to "own the libs", but when not ordering a fucking tofu/mushroom burger is conflated with being a trumper/racist/whatever... its almost a person duty to challenge it.

To illustrate this point: Look at what happened to the OK symbol. A few trolls on 4chan got it to be considered a legit hate symbol by the ADL. And retards everywhere(with the legitimacy of pathetic news organizations like CNN and MSNBC) validated it, to the point where using fucking internationally sanctioned scuba diving hand signals can get you fired.

>>18364316
As a brown, I would slaughter you if given the chance. We browns must police our own, and it is time to start beating the shit out of these anti white browns

>>18351461
bruh what if the nuggets actually have real ass chicken despite being called vegan?

>>18366267
glorious irony

>>18351628

>>18365451
0/5 larp