/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18336404
>Is that beef stew with potatoes? Ahhhh I'm going insane, help me Colonel Sanders!

>>18336404
>tfw you have a supermarket down the street that sells a large quantity of produce and spices to cook whatever your heart desires but instead you eat the same old sloppa that you despise and complain about it on a mongolian throat-singing forum afterwards because you are immature and can’t make decisions for yourself so you eventually despise who you’ve become and wallow in regret and misery until you finally end your pathetic existence.
the OP experience~

>>18336404
Lovely jubbly, that'll fill a hole, cheers luv

>>18336428
Based. OP is a faggot and not the food sort.

>>18336404
I'm not going to pretend like I wouldn't eat this and it's entirely possible it's enjoyable, but it does look mighty grim

>>18336404
There is literally nothing wrong with this. It's a hearty, warm and filling meal that certainly will taste nice. Minced beef, carrots, onion, gravy. Potatoes as a carb (supposed to be mixed in with each bite).

Not different from a bunch of other European food that gets a free pass.

>>18336404
Looks like my childhood Sunday dinners.

>>18336404
Is this kareraisu?

T/N note: curry rice

>>18336404
It must be hell right now. I bet your media feed is 100% royal death coverage. You could probably massacre everybody on your street today and it wouldn't make the news.

>he could have mashed the potatoes
>He could have buttered them
>He could have seasoned them
>He could have formed the minced beef into patties with the veggies inside
>He could have poured the gravy over the cooked patties
>he could have made a presentable meal
No he throws it all in a plate like pig slop because he's a british pig

>>18336467
Bong here, it is pretty nice. I used to have this with mashed potatoes instead and no bread.

>>18336404
Presentation isn't the best, but it still seems tasty to me.

>>18336669
your post is retarded and you have shit taste

>>18336404
Why do you have 2 kind of carbs

>>18337076
Because Brits want to look like this.

>>18336404
>whiny ass little bitch who hasn’t even encountered a seagull yet
I suggest you stop crying, and start making stronger friends who can defend you and your food.

>>18337143
Sorry
Drunk
Forgot pic

Dire

>>18336467
This. It looks fucking nauseating, especially the untoasted buttered bread. I bet some hot sauce would actually kick this up several levels. Do brits eat any hot sauce at all?

>>18337223
shambolic

>>18336404
if you eat potatoes all the time why would you just boil potatoes? when potatoes so easily and readily accept so many styles of cooking and seasoning?

its just the most asnine seeming thing, there isn't even any fucking pepper on the potatoes

>>18337076
>t. eats big mac and large fries and sees nothing wrong with this

Imagine not enjoying a big plate of mince n tatties...

>>18337273
Looks like dog's diarrhea.

>>18337060
eat your fucking dogfood you disgusting retarded brit. you get the recipe from kay's cooking channel. mongoloid

>>18336404
Could've oven roasted or made mashed potatoes and toasted the bread. Would've made for a much better meal. Sometimes the little touches go pretty far.

>>18337085
No can do.

Best food, simple as.

>>18337651
>>18337085
Footie is cancelled. Sorry.

>>18337660
ey now, easy on that gay pride shite

>>18336669
>every meals has to be coated in flour, deep fried and covered in salt, dipped in high fructose corn syrup and served with fries, ranch salad dressing, melted cheese or the amerifat doesn't consider it a meal.

>>18336669
this is mince n tatties, it's scottish not british, it's comfort food born of the poverty participating in the british empire and it's tasty as fuck so away and take your face for a shite you fat diabetic cunt

>>18336404
Nice goyslop.

>>18336404
Have some spotted dick

This shit is good along with Prime rib

>>18337233
No, brits only eat what you see in meme pictures you lifted from twitter. Supermarkets just stock a wide range of world foods and ingredients for fun, nobody ever buys it.

>>18336556
>T/N note
Transsexual Nigger

>>18336404
>he plate
>he hate
>he potate

>>18336404
Fuck the bread off, swap them with some dumplings and put some salt and pepper on those spuds and it'll be a fine meal.

>>18338359
Stereotypes don't exist in a vacuum, Nigel.

Nothing wrong with deconstructed cottage pie.

>All these newfags that actually think OP posted his own meal

Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.

Bros i want to visit the UK soon, what foods do I have to try apart from everything listed in the thread?

>>18338467
cullen skink, if you like chowder

>>18338467
Cornish pasties.

>>18338272
>Its Scottish not british

>>18338615
only the english use the term british, and it's normally at the behest of either being ashamed of being english, or trying to claim success from another nation in the union that isn't the english
i know you yanks struggle with nuance but you should be able to at least understand this

>>18336404
stew is the fucking best though you flid
i sit with a spoon at my slow cooker eating it all day

>>18338620
It's because they don't have the same seething inferiority complex.

>>18336669
spoken like a true nigger

>>18336428
>what is greentext

>>18336404
go on and feast King

Those carrots survived the digestive process in remarkable condition.

>>18336404
The problem is effort. You can bake a wonderful Cottage/Shepherd's pie with basically the same ingredients.

>>18338404
At least use stable diffusion

>>18338971
>Typical English dinner
AI knows british food is absolutely vile

99% of British people are eating this kind of thing, daily.

Try the potatoes with the skin on.

Europeans... Are poor

>>18336404
how the fuck did you degenerate bog people become a world empire?
is it your uncanny ability and expectation to eat nothing but bland shit?
the british fascinate and perplex me.

>>18338317
sounds like an STD

>>18339011
That's like saying 'have brown rice instead of white rice, it's healthier. Yeah it's healthier but it also has a flavour. And often you want a bland neutral carb.

>>18336404
looks good

>>18338489
dont much care for carrots in my pasties (american)

>>18336404
Try this next time.

>Finely dice all the vegetables
>Fry them
>When done, add the beef to the pan and fry that shit too
>When done, add gravy and stir

Boom, glorious sloppa. The ingredients aren't the problem, you're just a shit cook.

>>18338993

id eat that fish dicks n french fries

>>18336404
>oi m8! you got a loicense for that salt?

>>18340292
...yes

>>18336669
There is no seethe more satisfying on this entire board than British people defending their "food" and then assuming the assailant is American.
bongs have the weirdest complexes

>>18339308
You are a vile subhuman, always cook the meat first.

>>18341103
do americans really

Does the UK have a shortage of pepper?

That's a good looking meal. The only tragic thing about it is that they're serving such a loose stew on a fucking plate. Do you not have bowls in Europe? Like what the fuck?

>>18336404
Every culture has sloppa. If this was napalm spicy and had some gibberish name like uptagupta gabaganeesh it'd get a free pass. Only british food gets singled out like this.

>>18336404
>>18336467
>>18336527
This
Just use chunks of beef instead of ground beef, so it isn't sloppa, and put it over biscuits.
At least that's what we do here in burgerland and it's great

>>18338943
Damn that looks delicious

>>18337150
Why it got the girl from the footie league where Italy nabbed some blacks and the blacks forgot what aiming was?

I have seen OP's picture on Twitter, but I have actually experienced this meal for real, as a poor child who grew up in the 1980s, and the new potatoes and minced stew both came from cans.

That meal is indeed fucking grim.

>>18338335
Hell yea, dip it in the au jus

>>18341555
You will never be American.

>>18339308
That's such shite advice. Browning the meat first makes the meat tastier and gets a bit of crust on the pan which, which absorbed into the gravy, makes it delicious and rich.

Whats problem with bread a butter?

>>18341555
>just use chunks of beef
Its a mince, you nonce

>>18336404
>>18337060
>>18338167
>>18338272
>>18338827
>>18341103

w8 this shit was real lmao. people actually eat like op???? i thought this was a troll thread all morning

>>18337233
>noooo bread and butter, one of the foundational combinations of Western cuisine, is bad
>dude add le epic hot sauce lmao
yanks are insufferable

>>18336669
>he could have formed that beef into patties with the vegetables inside
What? literally what the fuck lmao

>>18342802
there's literally no reason it should be grim beyond bad cooking

>beef mince
>2/3rds of a mirepoix
>stock
>maybe some win
>maybe peas or mushrooms
with a *TINY* amount of aptitude and some seasoning it's hard to make that taste bad

>>18338272
> complains about poverty
> had top tier meat and potatoes
Why are they like this?

>>18336467
Bong here, you're right, that looks fucking awful.
>>18336680
You must be very stupid to think that looks anything but grim. The dish itself isn't intrinsically bad but this is a very bad example of it.

>>18343863
>>18343858
Insted of
>high oleic content
You got
>high diarreic content

>>18337243
Because the person who made it is a bad cook. It's not deep. That's not the traditional way of making the dish, and it's not hard to make the dish look decent. See pic related. The OP cook was just bad at cooking.
>>18338272
Imagine being Scottish and insulting anyone else by calling them fat.
>>18338431
I hope nobody thinks that.
I do feel sad for the original poster, though. Iirc they just wanted to hype up their partner's cooking and show how much they loved them. Ofc they got shat on online.
>>18338467
What part of the UK are you going to?
Go to a good chophouse if you can (roasts and steaks). Go to a good traditional pub if you can (traditional sandwiches, pies, that kind of thing, plus beer obviously). Go to a good curry house (this is not a meme; it's genuinely a big part of British cuisine). If you're in London or somewhere on the coast, find a good traditional seafood restaurant like J Sheekey. Try nose to tail cooking if you can.
>>18341521
It's honestly pretty identical to what Americans call "spaghetti", or what we call spaghetti bolognese. I can't really think of a meaningful difference other than using potatoes instead of, well, spaghetti.

>>18336404
Stew looks good.
Roast the potatoes.
Throw that shitty bread in the trash.

>>18336404

>>18343901
people like my food when I post it on here

>>18336404
I want to be proud of my country but mince and tatties makes it so fuckin hard

>>18343910
literally never ever asked

>>18343912
cullen skink should make up for it

>>18343915
Who said you could reply to me?

>>18338167
>everyone who doesn't like my shitty food is an amerifat.

>>18343916
Aye but millennial kids from council estates didn't have Cullen skink on a weekly/biweekly basis because maw had spent the chippy money on the bingo.

>>18336404
I'd scarf that down in a hot minute if I had some Lingonberry jam on the plate

>>18336404
oh look its another paki in bradford complains about locals. i openly want you all dead now. run all of you into the sea to drown like rats. in real life UK NOT miecraft. long live the king.

>>18338620
only pakis and wogs and middle class puffs use british.

>>18336404
An indian place I like makes something like this. One with ground lamb and one with ground chicken. They are both delicious, with the chicken one tasting like the Indian interpretation of Sloppy Joes, but its very good weirdly

>>18343901
imagine being such a jew fuck that you wouldnt eat what the superior anglo scots are to win a war. fucking jew fuck.

>>18344071

>>18338620
>>18344060
you whinge if the yanks don't understand the union, you whinge if they do, an island of cucks that love whingeing, particularly if the yanks are involved (see: soccer)
scots are british right up til the point your failing state balkanises

>>18343848
Not that anon, but he never said anything about it not looking grim. Learn how to read

>>18337233
>hot sauce
Unironically hang yourself

>>18344128
in the uk, where ever rugby is predominant, "football" is called soccer. its not winging. we are speaking english to each other. you yanks, colonials and wogs only use english words as descriptors to communicate. you are to stupid to think that maybe there more to english than just word+a description. its always the ones with brown eyes. fucking niggers, fucking niggers everywhere.

>>18336404
those potatoes look bland as fuck but otherwise looks good

>>18344279
Ikr
Seems so ironic because op being from a fucking empire that is suppossed to have by now all or at least of the motherfucking species in the world, now they have to thank if they have indian shit on a slice of bread kek

At least most*

>>18344060
What's this weird LARP? There's nobody in the UK who would say "the Scottish and the British".

>>18344437
Spices in that picture: chillies, tamarind, star anise, ginger, cloves, allspice, and of course black pepper.

>>18344468
scots, english, welsh, irish, cornish, etc call each other by those terms. only pakis faggots and blacks in the uk call them selves british like that means something. it doesnt. i never typed. what your dumbass thought

>>18344547
>uk
>irish

>>18344547
Again, why are you LARPing as a Brit or as someone who knows what Brits say? No, there is not a single Brit who would say "it's Scottish not British", because although most Scots identify as Scottish first and British second...they still have a basic fucking understanding of their own country and how Scotland is a part of Britain.
"Dumbass".

>>18344586
There are people who live in the UK, in Northern Ireland, who consider themselves Irish as >>18344556 shows, you dumb fuck

>>18336404
the only problem with this meal is the shit quality beef mince.
also probably cooked it wrong.
french fags would take these exact same ingredients and present them slightly differently and then call it sophisticated.

>>18344487
All of that constitude what the pajeet ate before shitting it on top of the bread

>>18336669
Anime posters consistently have the worst, most unintelligent opinions on this site and you faggots have the gall and delusion to claim this is an "anime website"
You have multiple containment boards, please relegate yourself to them

>>18344737
Anon there's only butter on that bread. Are you okay

>>18337233
We eat HP sauce

>>18344872
Kek
I was talking on whats on the side
Or this 2 pics to be more exact lol:
>>18343863
>>18343858

I mean, if you eat that what are you going to shit? A full t bone stake? Lol

>>18336669
>this would be much better if cooked slightly differently and presented better
>REEEE IT'S TRADITIONAL YOU AMERIFAT AAAAAA
Absolutely wild. This is the worst board on this website.

>>18345376
you told them

>>18344071
>Anglos
>Scots

>Anglo Scots

???

>>18345376
mmmm. good one.

>>18336404
Those platters are fine to me as an American. Is that buttered bread? Oh!

>>18345701
>scots aren't anglo-saxon people

are you legitimately retarded? do you think redheaded niggas were just there when the anglos arrived?

>>18345726
Scots are mostly Celtic you daft cunt

>>18338467
crumpets are fucking divine, toasted on above medium in a toaster with cold salted butter
im gonna cum jus thinkin abt it

/CK/ - Shit I Saw On Twitter

>>18338467
Dumb destination to be desu. Not bad to live in, uninteresting to visit.

>>18345899
that's this entire site now

>it's bad because it's British
>surstromming? Yummy! love me some exotic scandinavian food!

>>18345999
Lol keep eating diarrhea and bland potatoes britcunt

>>18337150
Good job that man, aggressive gulls must be culled as they will teach their young the same behaviour.

>>18346046
not ham though.

>>18346046
Das a steak

>>18346072
>>18346064

>>18344857
Election tourists need to leave already.

>>18339123
>glorious revolution
i would love to know how many "great english" were really descended from dutch immigrants.

>>18337660
That guy lives round the corner. I pass his house every time I go to the shop.

I'm doing plain peeled potatoes tonight after seeing OP pic. Plain chicken breast. Plain frozen broccoli, carrot and cauliflower too. Can't beat a plate of decent ordinary food.

>>18336404
Looks like proper slopp. Would eat

Looks like dogfood

>>18347106
More like dogshit, but yes

>>18336404
looks noice m8

>>18337233
>fucking nauseating
>untoasted buttered bread
christ, get a grip you fag

Phwoar

>>18343858
>>18343863
Yes, I'd like a different plate of food, please. Apparently someone else already ate mine.

>>18345833

No they're not. Lowlanders are genetically indistinguishable from the English and Scots is indistinguishable from modern English written/spoken by someone doing a Shrek/Fat Bastard impersonation.

>>18347514
Sausage still has the foreskin intact

>>18347514
>that'll be 12.99

>>18336404
Why not go to the Oyster cart and get yourself, 3 oysters with bread and butter for a farthing.

>>18337150
there is risk and reward, the seagull understood this.

>>18347552
cutting foreskins is gross

>>18344071
>>18343901
>All of the UK eats like the Germans still flying overhead
What in the actual fuck is that suppose to mean? Did I have a stroke in my sleep?

>>18347709
>single digit iq zoomie doesnt know about the most important thing from the last 100 years
do you smell burnt toast by any chance?

>>18347514
I see nothing wrong with this but what is that sauce?

>>18347709
>Did I have a stroke in my sleep?
Yes.

>>18336467
The potatoes should've been cooked with the rest and it should've been served in a bowl, would've looked slightly less terrible that way.

>>18347709

>All of the UK eats like the Germans still flying overhead

Another zinger copied directly from Twitter. Have you ever had a single original thought in your entire life?

>>18336404
Move to America. There's a reason why everyone here is obese.

>>18336404
potatoes look a bit shit but i'd devour this on a nice cold wintery day after getting in from work
see we british, we know our food tastes good, so we dont have to dress it up like we're at a beauty pageant

>>18337233
stop being dramatic you pathetic fag

Those potatoes belong to the irish!

>>18348058
make me

>>18342988
it's a monce, you nince
>>18339308
as others have pointed out, you should do the meat first so you have rendered fat in the pan for cooking the veg. or for a roux to make the gravy
>>18343804
obviously a weeb trying to convince OP to make some 'hamburg steak' nipponese meme dish

>>18338620
‘British’ refers to the whole british isles collectively.
Only jocks and taigs with an inferiority complex get this bootyblasted about it. Nobody outside of the UK gives a fuck if you’re Scottish or Welsh or Manx or whatever else

>>18343798
>yurotrash meme on americlaps for years for “excessive bread and butter consumption”
>the instant a mutt agrees, yuros immediately pipe up with “wtf you don’t subsist entirely on le Trad and Based bread-and-butter only diet??? Do americans reallly!???!!!?!?!!??”

>>18341555
>Just use chunks of beef instead of ground beef, so it isn't sloppa
I love sloppa. Don't insult a good sloppa.

>>18349419
No. You are fucking fat because you put hfcs in absolutely everything. Everyone who has visited the US says everything tastes disgustingly sweet.

>>18349413
The person you're replying to is, ironically, a non-Brit who utterly fucked up.

You brits doing anything for the passing of the Queen?
Any special meals or whatever?

>>18337660
>ate cider

Only inaccurate one, plenty of gazzas love a strongbow

>>18349976
Nope.

>>18336467
if it was mixed together, put in a nice bowl, and had some thin slices of green onion or fresh parsley sprinkled on top nobody would criticize how it looked, here or elsewhere

>>18350282
sounds like a peasant uprising

>>18336404
Why didn't this retard mash the potatoes.

Always liked having mince and potatoes on a winters might.