/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18335427
>beans, garlic, sesame, salt and pepper
that sounds like pretty bad hummus man

>>18335427
>or any gmo garbage
ok retard

>>18335427
>They can never take hummus from us
no one wants it you fool

>>18335427
>no cumin or lemon
cringe and poop stink pilled

your poop stinks

>the goyslop meme has actually convinced retards to start eating healthy jewish food
The irony is palpable.

>>18335449
everyone's poop stinks, retard

>>18335427
>No room for bugs

>>18335556
That means the plan works.

>>18335620
fucking turks

>>18335427
Mushrooms

>>18335834
you ever heard of chernobyl

>>18335427
Sure, grain and seed crops can't possibly be genetically modified.

>>18335427
all of the things you listed are probably gm, though

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo on me

>>18335427
Recipe for hummus:
>Roaches (formerly beans)
>Mealworms (formerly garlic)
>Termites (formerly sesame)
>bug-salt and bug-pepper to taste

>>18335427
Why do right wingers believe everyone wants to trick them into eating bugs?

>>18336713
Because scarcity is an inevitable consequence of the free market so they need to make up stories about it being manufactured to avoid facing that fact.

>beans
hmhh? huhh???

>>18336705
Put me in the screenshot

>>18335427
chili, its just peppers, beef, salt

>>18335427
uhhhh
*sprinkles cricket powder in your hummus*
lol

>>18335427
>no olive oil

fuck i follow this girl on instagram shes real cute but all she talks about is american right shit showing off eating meat and avoiding ze bugs. she conceals carry too

>>18336958
marry

>>18336948
i don't mind it mixed in but fuck people that have puddles of it floating around on top.
if i want to dip in straight olive oil i would do that, hummus isn't supposed to be the consistency of curry

Steak

It was a trick all along. They wanted you to start eating middle eastern food.

>>18337031
You've obviously never made hummus before if you think the oil is some optional ingredient you're willing to tolerate if you can't see it.

>>18336787
>scarcity is an inevitable consequence of the free market

>>18336787

Scarcity will naturally happen in any system where trade of any kind is conducted

>>18337384
i have made it, i'm Italian and love olive oil, it's not "optional" but i don't want a puddle floating on top especially every time i come across it made like this it's the cheapest skankass "olive oil" i have ever tasted

Don't shitup a good dish because it looks better in a instagram pic

>>18336895
Beef is gonna be the first thing to go, retard.

>>18335427
I mean I know this is troll level shit, but there's definitely bugs and bird shit in every single processed thing you eat.

>>18337418
He's not wrong. Free market is really efficient at consuming resources to grow the economy, but there aren't infinite resources so inevitably it will hit a wall.

Not that commies don't have a problem with scarcity, they hit scarcity sooner due to being more inefficient and dysfunctional.

>>18335427
I find comfort and safety in this

>>18335427
You forgot olive oil you fucking cooklet.

>>18338156
doubt

>>18335556
>hummus
>jewish
Rabbi, fuck off.

>>18335556
i only eat muslim hummus

I'm never going to refer to chickpeas as a bean, it just feels wrong

>>18338173
Communism is a good system, there's just too many people for it

I always think of making hummus but I can't find tahini and unseasoned chickpeas are so delicious on their own

>>18335427
He doesn't know his beans, garlic and sesame are all GMO.

you know there's some acceptable number of bugs that are present in almost all food types, right

you are eating the bugs even if you don't think you are, because bugs get fucking everywhere. same with rat feces and human hair.

>>18336705
lol
underrated

>>18338829
fair enough, i could see it working in a small village of a few hundred people
the truth of the matter is all systems of government are subvertable and we live in a world where people will always try to do just that.

do you take the skin off or not when making hummus? i have recipes do it both ways

>>18338951
sort of an indication you should prepare it how you prefer

>>18339278
how does the final product differ

>>18337031
>>18337524
thats literally how it's eaten in the middle east
maybe stick to pasta

>>18339338
idgf if some retarded camel fucker does it that way, they also wipe their ass with their hand

>>18339570
meanwhile in italy...

>>18336705
Heh