/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18324480
>most horrific and unhealthiest food items that you've ever seen
This horror show is at the top

anything from Big Burger

The Taco Gigante from Margarita's Restaurant

>>18324480
Deep fried mars bar. They are delicious, I can't have them any more as my BMI is obese.

>>18324480
There was this one place I went to that had a burger called a 'baconator' or something like that. Had no vegetables whatsoever; it was just slabs of beef, bacon, cheese, and I think mayo and catsup. Pretty sure it was made to give heart attacks. Have no idea if that place is still in business.

>>18324480
Had it at KFC and it was actually pretty good. The MTN dew was shit though.

>>18324506
Is that the Jimmy Johns “Frenchie”? Loved that shit

>>18324760
Saved

>>18325444
Regardless of trips I believe the exact opposite. The sandwich was bad and sweet lightnin is kino

>>18324480
... and I'd still be buying it too if the price hadn't gone through the roof

>>18324506
Best sandwich in the universe
>>18325448
jambon beurre

>>18324480
Solly's Grille, Milwaukee. Their gimmick is putting a shitload of butter on their burgers.

>>18324506
it's like they tried to make an unhealthy superfood

>>18324713
No wonder you’re fucking obese, retard. Also that looks absolutely abysmal

>>18324480
hard to beat ice cream.

>>18325515
jesus christ that's probably 2500 calories alone

>>18324480
The entire Arby's offering

>>18325444
What was the dew flavour?

>>18325469
i want to go back

>>18324480
This shit is nasty and my parents loved it and would make us eat it
I consider that as child abuse

The Heart Attack Grill is an American hamburger restaurant in downtown Las Vegas, Nevada, (formerly located in Chandler, Arizona). It makes a point of serving food that is very unhealthy and high in fat, sugar, and cholesterol; in other words, food that, if eaten frequently, will increase the chance of a heart attack, hence the name.

The menu is generally themed around items that are exceptionally high in calories and fat. It includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", "Quadruple", all the way up to "Octuple Bypass" hamburgers, ranging from 8 to 64 ounces (230 to 1,810 g) of beef (up to about 16,000 calories (67,000 J)), all-you-can-eat "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), beer and tequila, "butterfat milkshakes," and soft drinks such as Mexican-bottled Coca-Cola made with cane sugar.

>>18324693
>>18324713
>>18325444
>>18325515
truly disgusting

>>18324480
poutine with foie gras

the base stuff is already super unhealthy as it is, but adding fattened duck liver is kinda overkill

>>18326224
Use to love dem chocolate turnovers doe.

>>18327485
OP said unhealthy. Not nutritious. With just one 100 g slice of liver and one slice of onion you only get about 150 calories, but 25g of complete protein. A huge portion of vitamin A, a several forms of vitamin B, and about a third of recommended iron and several other vitamins.

You should note how hard it is to actually get "recommended daily amount" of iron, unless you eat a fuckton of meat.

>this entire thread
Holy Christ America was a mistake

>>18327485
Chester J. Lampwick wants to beat yer ass

Deep fryed iced cream, and water to chug it down
Deep fryed shirt (homer's)

>>18328000
Just fucking nuke us

>>18324480
Have this one

>>18327485
>liver and onions
>unhealthy
what a pillock you are

>>18324480
liver

>>18324480
that would be liver.

>>18324480
Deep fried butter

a big mac

>>18324693
it could work if you broke off the shell into chips for dipping, otherwise disgusting

>>18325444
I remember when I went to LA to visit some of my American friends that lived there and one of them was just chilling with me in a hotel room, we were watching tv when this ad came on with skateboarders and my buddy just busts out laughing saying they were complete manchildren.

>>18325469
I had one of these a few weeks ago and HOLY SLOPPA
I had to eat it as fast as possible before going into work and with every bite molten hot beans fired out of it and gave me 9th degree burns on my chin

>>18327485
Even Doug liked it when he finally gave it a try bro, it's good.

>>18327498
How the fuck is this legal! (Rhetorical question)

>>18328950
I know it was a rhetorical question, but the owner of the restaurant is mega based. He was a doctor that got sick of seeing his fatass patients refusing to listen to his dieting advice, so he went full trollmode and opened the heart attack grill specifically with the goal of legally killing fatties with no impulse control. I'm not kidding about that, he's literally said in interviews that if fatasses are going to eat themselves to death anyway, he might as well make a profit off them. He's the hero America needs but doesn't deserve

>>18329262
Is he the bald doctor?

>>18325469
>those 2 dollar meal deals that would get you one of those, doritos, and a drink
TAKE ME BACK

>>18329301
Yup that's him

>>18328028
rancid

>>18327498
lol reminds me of burger shot from gta

>>18324480
Penis pot pie cake.

I cant help but point out that the title reminds me of mega stuf oreos

>>18329262
This is what it actually means to ride the tiger.

massive cajun seafood hot pot doused in i feel like a few pounds of spicy cajun butter

>>18324480
food in america, in general

>>18325515
A Wisconsin delicacy, truly the greatest state.

>>18327445
I think it's supposed to be peach. I agree with them though, it was pretty gross.

i've never actually had it, but that KFC double down sandwich is probably up there

>>18328028
i'd try it, but i'm not touching those spaghetti os

>>18329262
>>18328950
>>18329548
>>18329301
his collaboration with Nikocado Avocado is probably one of the best satire of american consumerism so far. they both very intelligent and conscious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fz4Wk21x8E

>>18327498
If you're over 350 pounds you eat for free

>>18328000
>lol america
>doesn’t mention his own country
Funny how it’s always like that

>>18324480
I've eaten an entire large 16 inch pepperoni pizza by myself. Probably the least healthy thing I've eaten. I've also eaten 32 wings before. I've never eaten any of those super decadent sandwiches that have donuts or pancakes for buns or whatever, though. None of them ever seemed that appetizing to me.

>>18330314
4/5 times, it's a UK or Canadian poster. The other 1/5 is some random European country. On some rare occasions you get some super pissed off random asian from South Korea/Best Korea/China or just some LARPing weeb in Japan.

>>18324735
Wendy's is definitely still in business bro

Just apply the grease directly to your hands, you filthy animals.
Used to work at a MacKenzie River Pizza next to a church and the absurd flattop shit was the reason I quit.

>>18330045
kek

>>18324480
I made a donut burger at home once but with beef and the the donut was cut in half instead of 2 donuts. it's not a huge deal, just a lot more sugar and a only a bit more calories.

>>18328026
>Just fucking DEEP-FRY us
ftfy

Carls Jr's Monster Thickburger, which is 1420 calories.

>>18324506
Not that bad really.
>>18324693
Just a gluttonous serving of shitty texmex
>>18325444
Checkd and yeah that’s awful
>>18325469
Yeah that one is pure junk. I’ve eaten more than I want to admit tho.
>>18327498
Dumb gimmick. I could just as easily dare people to drink 2 gallons of water in one sitting and I’d kill more people than this over agendized doctor has.
>>18327570
Very excessive but at least it tastes good and isn’t made with a ton of fillers and is over processed.
>>18328028
Pure gore
>>18328415
Best in show for abysmal fair food
>>18331248
Looks bad man.

>>18331167
It would be interesting to try once, I'd probably take two bites of the whole thing, then take it apart and maybe eat them separately.

>>18331248
that's gimmick stuff you order and try once in your life just to do it

>>18331293
Not your blog, faggot

>>18330286
this was literally just a marketing meme

>two fried chicken patties on a plate with a piece of bacon and slice of cheese

I sleep

>two fried chicken patties on a plate with a piece of bacon a cheese but... stacked on top of each other?!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S LITERALLY OBESITY FOR $5 I'M GOING INSANE

not saying that eating two breaded chicken patties with bacon and cheese on a regular basis is a good idea but this was way overblown. i got one and it was meh, because it was exactly what it appears to be: two chicken patties, a piece of bacon and cheese. so who cares.

>>18331299
It is now bitch nigga thanks for the (you) and the read

>>18327498
Lol whats the paddle for?

>>18327498
Why cash only?
Mf doing dirty busines eh?

>>18331305
Go back to twitter faggot

>>18331316
If you don't finish your burger, they spank you with it

>>18331582
Ow i wanted it to spank the nurse and other fatties lol

>>18325515
Butter burgers are great

>>18327498
$10 for a shitty single burger? No way

>>18325469
I used to buy these to use as edible handwarmers. Ahh, bad times.

>>18328950
what would be illegal about it? he's just selling food, nobody is forcing anyone to eat any of it

>>18329262
he's not a doctor, but he ran a weight loss clinic

So goyslop threads are permissible as long as you don't use the word goyslop lmao

>>18327498
I wonder how many people this establishment has actually put into the hospital or 6 feet under

>>18327498
The more I learn about the US' desert states, the more I'm convinced that they are actually hell.

>>18327485
Tastelet detected

>>18328028
That'll be 15.99$ plus tip

>>18334138
not enough

too many Amerilards still waddling around

>>18324480
Never tried this but it looks horrific

never tried this but she seems to enjoy it

>>18331318
its vegas, what do you think?

>>18327498
I love this place the owner is mega-based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc

>>18324693
would order 3 of those

>>18332499
Everything is expensive in Vegas, you'll be paying 10 bucks for bottled water.

>>18327498
cigarettes were listed as 'vegan menu' some years ago kek

>>18329262
in one interview he put the ashes of a former customer on the table in front of the interviewer

When I was a teenager, one of my friends had his birthday at KFC. The only time I've ever been in a fast food stand. It tasted of grease and salt, it was disgusting.

>>18324480
State Fair food.

>>18332560
Mods, he knows too much.

>>18334302
This will be the fate of the Queen's Corgis.

>>18334302
Just wait until you see how they kill them.

>>18324480
I recently had a butter burger from shake shack. I've never been to shake shack or had a butter burger so I thought it wasn't a bad deal.
I don't feel the butter added anything to the burger at all, it was super greasy but that is it. I would've expected at least for it to be more salty.

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>>18331301
yeah it is just silly.
put it on a bun and no one would care. but the chicken being the bun makes people lose their minds.

>>18325444
I had this and it will be the last time I go to KFC

>>18337413
clean them first

>>18337445
Don't play dumb you piece of shit. Any ridiculous food can seem 'alright' if you just simplify it that way. Even those Brazilian pizzas with sushi and live roosters on top.
>dude it's just pizza with sushi, if you put them on different plates nobody would mind!
The fact is that they are still abominations and you are fat for eating them, most likely incel and polcel too

>>18337485
a double cheese burger is seen, generally, as reasonable. but you add a third or a forth burger and then people may seem wary of it.
the big mac is 2 normal buns and a center bun with 2 burgers on it. this is seen as normal, but what if it was instead 3 burgers? at what point does it become ridiculous.
a sandwich that has 2 chicken patties wouldn't be seen as overly odd. but the use of the patties as buns is what made people react the way that they did.
I assume you are going to make some reply to this and just call me buzzwords and I'll ignore you for being a retard.

>>18337462
Cat had the last laugh as it pissed and shitted in that guy's dryer

>>18324480
I had a burger at this one tourist trap that cooked their burgers in century old grease

>>18337416
and the mother dog just eats it up what the fuck

>>18337767
The baby is crying out in pain. The mom is trying to lick it's wounds, not knowing it's already dead.

>>18337416
bro where tf do you find this shit

>>18324506
not going to lie that's probably delicious, and i'd much rather eat this than two donuts with a piece of fried chicken inbetween.

>>18324693
seems like it'd be extremely messy

>>18324713
would, and then i'd regret it soon after once it gets to my bloodstream and i feel it coursing through my veins.

>>18337413
They're almost there!

My aunt's food.
Haha.

>>18324713
That looks like putrid dog vomit but honestly it probably tastes good

Any kind of animal product

>>18338071
Even poop?

>>18337828
Wtf?

>>18327644
>imagine trusting the FDA

>>18324506
What's wrong with jambon beurre you fucking amerimutt mongrel ?