/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18322995
Best kind there is

>>18322995
you already posted the best kind

>>18323007
I’ll kill you

>>18323007
If only this could be brought back

>>18323019
*unzips dick* back the fuck off?!?

>>18323006
Came here to post this. Best popcorn, bar none. I keep 3 or 4 boxes in my cupboard because sometimes the stores just randomly stop selling it for months at a time.

>>18323025
*drops pants and spreads cheeks* wanna go motherfucker?!?

>>18323038
*inserts penor* yeah how do you like that you fucking asshole?!?

>what’s your brand?
Whatever's cheapest
>what do you put on your popcorn?
Finely powdered salt, tomato stock powder or tamarind powder.
>do you bowl or bag?
Bowl? Not sure I know wtf you mean.
>what’s your average pop time?
idk, never timed it. Put kernels in metal bowl/pot, add oil (or ghee or whatever, if I have it), lid that shit (if it's the bowl, put foil over it and attach the camping pot handle to it) and put it on the heat.
When it starts popping, I shake it about carefully and keep going until the popping stops then pour out into the bowl (or just remove the foil if I'm using a bowl) and season to taste.

>>18322995
>what’s your brand?
you posted it
>what do you put on your popcorn?
a touch of salt
>do you bowl or bag?
bowler from way back
>what’s your average pop time?
2:20 works best for me

>>18323048
>ghee
this is the gayest, most flamboyant, flaming cocksucking faggot word I have ever heard

>>18323058
I agree, but idk wtf else to call the stuff. Milk oil? Dairy lard?

I buy store brand white popcorn kernels and cook them with coconut oil, flavocol and paprika

this + coconut oil in a pot

>>18323119
>consuming an industrial byproduct
anon, I

>>18323119
My elementary school used to sell popcorn flavoured with this at lunch and one time my friends found the flavouring left out and took it.
They were eating it by the handful and asking anyone if they wanted to try their 'cheese'

>>18323169
did they die from sodium shock? it's just butter flavored salt

>>18323169
I've got some "cheese" you can try right here anon.

>>18323102
It's also called clarified butter

>>18323281
I thought those were two similar, but not identical, things?

>>18323281
can you clarify?

>>18323316
It's not the same. Clarified butter is heated until it splits, then it's skimmed and the fat is poured off leaving the water and milk solids behind. Ghee is simmered until the water has evaporated and the milk solids have browned, so it's more like clarified brown butter.

Where my Jiffy Pop® niggas at?™

>>18323102
>Dairy lard
Kek

>>18324484
Why is it SO much better than microwave corn?

>>18324537
Because it's more fun!

>>18324484
Came here to post this, based and comfy

I would just like to point-out that Orville Redenbacher is the one who bred and marketed the 2-3 varieties of popping corn that completely changed the whole landscape of popcorn. He's a pretty brilliant agronomist and food scientist and every single brand posted ITT uses his kernels.

>tl:dr; it's Orville Redenbacher even if it isn't Orville Redenbacher

>>18324550
Not necessarily. Last time I made it I was alone in a bare apartment after my personal life had absolutely crumbled around me in a two week blazing inferno of bad decisions and regretful statements, leaving me with nothing but a cancer stricken dog and OTA tv. I struggled to summon the courage to live, and yet, I had to admit, that it was one hell of a bowl of popcorn.

>>18324575
This is a Jewish lie. Redenbacher was a charlatan cheapskate who preyed on honest corn salesmen and farmers across the midwest as he cobbled together a hulking behemoth of a company that cornered the industry and basically extorted corn-labor in exchange for the use of his "likeness" which itself was a carefully engineered mockery of the good corn farmers that he was actively bleeding dry.

>>18324604
nuh huh

>>18324484
wtf is this? a popcorn bag that doesn't burn no matter how you heat it?

>>18324862
Oh it'll burn, trust

>>18324484
Based when I was a little kid before microwaves were commonplace my dad would make this on the stove when we would watch Saturday Nigh Live and I loved watching it pop so much like the little autismo I was.

>>18323340
>brown butter
But ghee is yellow.

>>18325144
He ate rancid ghee and is so racist that he figured Indians just enjoyed rancid butter

>>18322995
Coriander and allspice.

>>18324604
that's fucking bullshit and you know it

>>18322995
I enjoy Orville, but my favorite is Pop Secret Homestyle. I put nothing on it, and I eat right out of the bag (though I do have a ceramic popcorn bowl that I've used plenty before). Average pop time is 2:30.

Wtf us wrong with all of you
I bought this 16$ air machine and the 1$ kernel bag that last weeks at least.
And then season with wathever the fuck i feel atm

The only acceptable answer is kettle corn

>>18323044
*mews like a kitten* I bet you like that don’t you faggot?!?

>>18326018
*fucks myself hands free with my shit dildo* you fucking wish I did bitch boy

>>18325910
Microwave corn is way better than airpopped corn

>>18324575
Interesting. I always assumed he was as real as Aunt Jemima.

>>18326185
Thats because you like all the fat oil and sodium crap
Try airpopped and use your own spices
Its also fun to try crazy mixtures, if you happen to have hundreds of fucking spices lol

I have an air popper, buy generic bag kernels lasts forever, Dirt cheap
Pop corn, add butter and salt
simple as

does nobody know about the paper bag microwave trick? literally don't even need an air popper it's fucking perfect tucker every time

A bag of popping corn kernels is sooooo much cheaper and gonna last you sooooo much longer then the bagged microwaved crap.

>>18322995
My parents had an oil popcorn maker like this, my dad would always melt too much butter and salt on it

>>18327637
Are you me?

can i just take a bag of popcorn kernels and put them into a frying pan to make pop corn
is it recommended

>>18322995
I buy the loose kernals, whichever is cheapest, and cook in in a pot with oil, then buter and salt once it stops popping. Much better than any microwave brand ive ever used

>>18327651
Its Healthier too
Some soyfaggotry websites even recommend to snack (instead of other fuckery..) on plain air popcorn, bc of low calories and other such crap

>>18327740
>Big Corn
>healthy
why does nobody talk about the corn question? that shit is pumped full of so much chemicals and gene therapy that I will take the stance that corn is worse for you than soi beans. the government is even genetically altering corn to put vaccines in it to get it in the food supply. soi will only grow you bitch tits, I'm much more concerned with how harmful corn is

>>18327740
That may be true but I fuck all that up by air popping it then adding a shit ton of butter and salt
It's still easy and cheaper I guess.

>>18327748
>big corn
Big?

>>18327748
I'm concerned for you...

>>18327750
I could be almost certain that is still better healthwise than the corpo shit.

Anyways, how you make the butter part?, you put a stick inside the popcorn tube?

>>18327758
>>18327755
are you unaware of how powerful the private corn industry is? Big Corn holds so much power it acts as a shadow government.

>>18327778
Meds now

>>18327783
next you're going to wonder why 75% of all food sold in stores contains corn...

>>18327778
Ikr? I shit and those mini mf are there, vibing in the toilet

fuck help me /ck/ i made popcorn in a frying pan FUCK its getting everywhere AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18327759
exactly how I do it! I jam a whole stick of butter in the air fryer and melt it comes out perfect

>>18322995
any bagged kernals will do. crank style popper with bacon fat and a can of minced clams

Doesn't school start soon?

>>18327804
Lol you sick bastard
How that thing doesnt get jammed? Or you just put it on the tube where the popcorn falls?

>>18327813
Shh-let-people-enjoy-things-lip-clunching.jpg

I left my air popper with family 4000km away, but I do have plenty of kernels. How does one stovetop pop?

picrel, miss that little nigga like you wouldn't believe, can't wait to reunite over Christmas

>>18327846
Lol i have the same one, or same brand


They cost 15 fucking dollar you miser cunt

>>18327853
not him but there's nothing more annoying than buying things you already own. I've had to do this lots over the years because of moving and it's just plain frustrating

>>18328087
I agree, but
>They cost 15 fucking dollar you miser cunt

>>18328117
it adds up

>>18328133

>>18327639
Yes, we all know, but it's suboptimal.

>>18328246
It's identical to air popped. I have done both, can't tell the differents

pop secret brand and EVOO, plenty of butter, use low heat in a big pot because there's no rush

I'm cheap.

>>18327639
No, please expand

>>18322995
Me?

I buy store brand kernels
Pop them in my pot

Store them sometimes add flavoring like salt, grass fed butter, or some caramel.

>>18328267
I can and it's bad.

>>18328294
No, you pay $8 for 60something oz of popcorn because you're stupid and/or lazy, not cheap. Someone cheap would buy 128oz of kernels for the same price.

>t. cheap motherfucker

>>18322995
buy the kernels, pop them myself, add flavocol and butter.

If I don't do that... it's Jiffy Pop on the stove for me.

Orville's corn is too sweet. I want salt and fat, not sweet.

>>18327748
kek nice b8 m8

I preheat the microwave for about a minute then I put in for 2:30 extra butter everytime

>>18329804
>Orville's corn is too sweet.
Do diabetics really?

>>18329934
It's not bait. Are you seriously fucking ignorant of Big Corn and their totalitarian grip on the food industry?

>>18327733
>>18327802

there's only one way to cook popcorn

>>18330110
Idk why but the reminds me of the guy opening a fucking milk box lol,

I guess its so many steps lol

>>18330110
>>18330505
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8400777472/h988C44D3/how-to-not-open-a-milk-carton

>>18327639
What trick?

>>18330509
nice thumbnail, faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVZ3PGtcNAM

>>18330910
Its gif/webm w/o sound or nothing

Guys. I love popcorn so fucking much you just don't know

>>18323007
Orville fucking sucks, even off-brand ones are better

>>18324550
No it's not, it's exhausting

>>18327731
Are you gay?

>>18327813
You would know right, faggot?

>>18331029
you fucking suck. suck my cock faggot

>>18331087
Isn't that gay?

>>18331091
quick cheat sheet to let you know if it's gay or not
>are you giving (oral)?
gay
>are you receiving (oral)?
not gay
>are you giving (anal)?
not gay
>are you receiving (anal)?
gay
>is the penis feminine?
probably not gay
>was it just a post-workout brojob for extra protein gains?
definitely not gay

>>18330521

>>18331038
Who says im gay

>>18331101
¿?

>>18322995
>what’s your brand?
Orville Reddenbacher's, cause it comes in big jugs of kernels at an affordable price at costco
>what do you put on your popcorn?
Anthro hermfox cum. Sometimes butter.
>do you bowl or bag?
bowl or bag? IDK what you mean. I pop the kernels in my pot and pour them into a large bowl, like a normal person.
>what’s your average pop time?
I think it takes about 8-10 mins to pop a pot's worth, but not sure. I'd have to time it.

>>18327639
NGL, that blew my fucking mind when my friend showed me it.
I always thought microwave popcorn bags had those microwave-safe not-metal coatings sandwiched in between the bags like Hot Pocket sleeves and some boxes for frozen pot pies.

>>18330509
>>18330505
idk why but the milk guy reminds me of card crusher

>>18332950
holy shit i forgot all about this meme
i have been on this website for far too long

1/2 cup Orville Reddenbacher's
2 TBSP avocado oil
cook on high heat in the whirly pop until popping slows
dump into $1 mainstays turquoise popcorn bowl
coat with 1/4 cup hoosier hill farms white cheddar powder

I eat this like 5x a week.

>>18333643
>dump into $1 mainstays turquoise popcorn bowl
I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE FUCK

>>18323006
>>18323037
another based Jolly Timer checking in. It's less expensive and better than the bigger brands

damn they're $1.97 now
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Mainstays-6-Quart-Polypropylene-Bowl-Teal/276788982

No love for Act II?

>>18335395
TRASH

>>18335395
Sequels are often hyped over (but are rarely as good as) the originals.

do _,.;~'"`?¡([{people}]) !¿`'"~;.,_ really still eat microwavable popcorn? fresh popped is far better.

>>18334492
The proper color is bright yellow, one can make friends by being able to forge that one.

>>18335796
Look into the various versions of the story of HMAS Bounty, they're not sequels just renditions of a story and it really depends on who's point of view it's being told from.

>>18335395
It's the stench of that microwave popcorn that never leaves a place, oh the artificial butter flavor, what a deal

>>18335395
This brings me back. My mom used to buy these at the dollar store, and I'd eat a bag for lunch.

I have recurring dreams of eating popcorn that tastes absolutely horrible. Afterwards i need to eat a lot of popcorn to forget that taste.
I think it comes from eating popcorn while sick a long time ago, or from one of those weird prepopped bags i moght have tried once way back when.

>>18322995
My brand? Of popcorn? Are you retarded? I buy corn kernels and pop them on the stove in a pot with some coconut oil.

>>18322995
I don't want cancer so I buy kernels and pop it in a kettle myself. It also tastes better and doesn't get that greasy film that microwave popcorn does.

>>18322995
i vamt eat popcorn

>>18322995
>what's your average pop time?
however long it takes to just slightly burn the popcorn

>>18338144
what brand though

>>18338873
>I don't want cancer
What's it like having a room temperature IQ?

>>18324484
Jiffy Pop has a way of reducing the most complicated man into a 5 year old

>>18325106
When I was a kid I lived in NYC and sometimes I would see Jamaicans and I would call their rastafarian hats Jiffy-Pop hats because they looked like Jiffy-Pop.

>>18340440
ok man, have fun eating heated up plastic and mystery chemicals

Get an air popper, some bag of kernels (it's all the same it's fucking corn)
Pop that shit up and throw tons of meted butter and salt on it
Cheap easy

This is the easiest way to make cheap popcorn

I literally have three to four different kinds of popcorn on hand at all times
Air popper kernels for flavacol + butter flavored coconut oil
Pop Secret homestyle
whatever cheap "movie theater butter" style junk I can find
aaand Orville tender white
I eat an assload of popcorn so I like the variety

cookin some kernals now in my instant pot

>>18331031
if shaking kernels every 30 seconds is "exhausting" then you should see a doctor.

>>18341805
Exhausting was the wrong word, I meant tedious

>>18341824
>t.

>>18341746
>>18341766
>unitasker

>>18338128
I had the dream again, goddamit

>>18341717
>plastic
Inert plastic is inert.
>mystery chemicals
There's no mystery, you just have no idea what you are talking about.

>>18341838
You would know

>>18323006
did they stop making the blazin blast o butter? I haven't seen it anywhere in months

>>18336960

they want like $2.60 at walmart crazy i rep dollar store too lol

>>18322995
>>18323006
>only 2 recs in the entire thread
useless faggots

>>18323119
this stuff is based but you really have to be careful about how much you use. If you follow the instructions on the back you'll add way too much.

Cheap and gud

>>18345060
It looks good and I'd like to try it but cheap no way, I'd have to import it.

>>18341039
That's because they were always hiding weed under those hats and afros.

for bagged popcorn my favorite is the one from costco

Just started using the cast iron for popcorn. Super easy and fast af. Just coconut oil, kernals and salt. Best tasting I've had ever too. Can even do candy coating very fast too. Just panela (sugar), salt, water and oil/butter in same pan after transferring the popcorn to a bowl. Could even put chocolate or other shit in the mix.

>>18346732
A pan over a pot? Interesting