/ck/ - Food & Cooking

So can I approximate this by mixing instant coffee with cream cheese and sugar?

>>18313204
Just sweetened condensed milk is probably all it is.

>>18313209
you underestimate japanese creativity

captcha:
>00KYS

>>18313217
Bukkake isn't creative. It's just degenerate.

>>18313224
In no way is Yukijirushi Megmilk similar to bukakke. You are just jealous of Japan economy

>>18313100
Here's what the container looks like.

>>18313230
Mmmmm, grey...
Also, ingredients: Food oil, salt, powdered skim milk, coffee/emulsifier, flavoring, coloring (caramel), sweetener (sucralose). (Contains milk and soybeans)
Nutrition per 10g: 65kcal, Protein 0g, Fat 7.2g, Carbohydrates 0.1g, Sodium 0.1g

>>18313235
Reviews say that it's basically milk coffee-flavored margarine, and it even melts on toast.

>>18313235
Just a schmear of soybean oil for me, thanks

>>18313238
Seems like you could make a pretty good clone with real butter, breast milk replacement powder and instant coffee

>>18313246
>>18313250
Are you schizos out in full force tonight or is this a discord thing?

>>18313230
>That left arrow
>ふた
>fu ta
Gaaaayyyyy

>>18313264
Japs eat ice cream with chunks of real horse meat.

>>18313271
Kanji has to be the stupidest writing system on the planet. In English I can both read and potentially understand a word I've never encountered before, but with Kanji I feel like that's literally impossible. No wonder English is so widely spoken.

>>18313283
It's usuful when the language is basically 80% homophones

>>18313411
What a coincidence, Japan is 80% homophobes

Sounds pretty good honestly, I'm kinda surprised it's not been produced more commonly.

>>18313235
>Food oil

>>18313413
woah...based...

>>18313235
>Food oil
dog bless dhe jabba-knees for magging dhe mosd amerigan dhing i ever heard

>>18313446
>>18313491
In case you couldn't tell by the rest of the ingredient list, Japanese labelling requirements are much more liberal than American ones. They're not required to specify what kind of oil they use or what particular additives they add.

>>18313283
>In English I can both read and potentially understand a word I've never encountered before
Okay, without looking it up, tell me what 'enormity' means

>>18313528
your mothers stripper name

>>18313100
Holy shit where can I buy this if I’m not in Japan? Tried to search around a little but can’t find much beyond what’s been said here already.

>>18313532

>>18313252
Wow, country crock shills out in force.

>>18313675
>neco-arc
Discordtroons, then.

>>18313528
Were you trying to prove his point?

>>18313413
Thank God for that faggot

>>18313849
no it's a trick question. enormity has multiple meanings, some less intuitive than others

bump 4 future of toast spread

Here's a FREE tip for those who want more sleep: LIGHTS OUT AT 10 ASSHOLES.

>>18313523
>contains soybeans
It's soybean oil, aka worst of the worst goyslop.

>>18313523
And they have the gall to make fun of Americans?

>>18314344
YES, BOSS! SHUTTIN' IT DOWN, BOSS!

>>18313100
Flavored non real butter

>>18313230
Looks gay
Looks boring

Taco here

>>18313235
Looks so bad

>>18313100
>Putting coffee spread on toast because you're running late
Anime depictions of school girls are 100% accurate.

>>18313100

>>18313283
>In English I can both read and potentially understand a word I've never encountered before, but with Kanji I feel like that's literally impossible.
That's because you didn't grow up with it. I hope you know that kanji itself uses different radicals which all have underlying meaning, and that kanji are not just random assortments of strokes, but a combination of these radicals to present the idea behind the word.

So yes, in fact, you can roughly know what a symbol means in kanji if you understand the foundation of the symbols.

>>18313227
30 years of stagflation is hard to get too excited about.

>>18313528
Wow you think that's a particularly uncommon word? Lmao the first time I ever encountered the word "satiety" was when I fucking thought it up myself, and I nailed the definition.

>>18314587
His point remains that there are plenty of words in English you would not know the meaning of without looking them up because they don't really have any obvious root language. Like the word "Surreptitiously". You're not going to know what that is just by looking at it. Or the word "Skirring". Or "faineant".

>>18314605
Pretty easy to infer it by context honestly. I can also pronounce any of these words on first sight.

>>18314609
Feels like you're being intellectually dishonest and intentionally obtuse at this point just to boost your own ego or something.

>>18314609
>I can also pronounce any of these words on first sight.
So can Japanese.

>>18313230
Megmilk Snow Brand

Snow Brand Coffee Soft

open with sandwiches

with your finger on the side of the lid

<Requires refrigeration> 10℃ or less

plastic cup lid

● After opening, regardless of the expiration date,

Please have your meal early. <Expiration date is written on this side> Customer Center 0120-301-369 Open year-round 9:00-19:00

17. 8. 1 /KIMM2

>>18313100
more like smegmilk snow brand imho

>>18315682
>open with sandwiches
>with your finger on the side of the lid
lol, did you put this through some kind of automatic translator? That's not what it says. It's close but also very wrong.

>>18314609
Infer the context of this sentence specifically related to you: "you are an autistic pseudo-intellectual faggot"

>>18313235
>>18313238
Yuck. Buttered bread with instant coffee sprinkled on sounds better.

>>18313271
What in the god damn..

Just eat a few roasted coffee beans and you're set, why bother with corporate goyslop?

>>18316890
That's a great way to get 100% of your carcinogens and die from cancer before you're 50.

>>18316919
Why would you want to live that long

>>18313235
>food oil

..as oppose to what wich could possibly go into it?

>>18313271
Japan was a mistake

>>18313100
>coffee
yep, confirmed genuine Japanese goyslop; proudly kokusan product designed with genuine Japanese craftsmanship specifically designed to fuel every single Japanese salaryman wagie day

i just wanna know how it taste?

is it better than nutella?

>>18317449
Motor oil

>>18313235
Food oil?? It means sneed oils?

>>18318202
Hello Ausfalia.

>>18313100
>Megmilk

>>18318215
Haha. Korea. For some reason my phone sometimes flips my photos upside down when I post them.

>>18318260
It doesn't. Phone cameras save the rotation in the EXIF data. Websites coded by not-morons check the rotation and apply it before stripping EXIF.

>>18318228
Amateur. Get on my level.

>>18318280
Autostripping embeds was a thing long before moot in his infinite retardation opened the floodgates for the phoneshitters.

>>18318297
I’m out drinking/ eating. Do you expect me to bring my PC kek.

>>18318322
eat yer food lad stop poasting