/ck/ - Food & Cooking

add butter & olive oil

>>18301394
>meat
Get the fuck outta here Your Majesty, in this hovel we eat bread and sauce ONLY

The King of Povvy

I have enough money for decent food but sometimes peanut butter on a graham cracker is the perfect dinner

>>18301394
raw egg on hot rice with some soy sauce and/or butter

>>18301423
That's not poverty, it comes from a cookbook for invalids. It's for sick people with stomach issues.

>>18301394
>poverty meals
I fucking hate these threads. Just because you're lazy and don't know how to cook doesn't make it a "poverty meal".

>>18301394
Chicken noodle soup

Pasta sauce without the noodles.

favorite Molly recipe? Mine is her brussel sprout with honey.

Also what’s my girl doing nowadays now that BA has been gutted

>>18301893
Clara > Molly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-GVl7scrYE

>>18301655
This.

>>18301394
It doesn't get any better than fried baloney

>>18302423
Fried bologna w/ cheese on a buttered bagel is amazing

>>18301423
Phhsss, three slices of bread? Well la-dee-da, what else would the prince like?

I call them doggos.

>>18301394
Use pic rel instead of ketchup and add some cheese if you can afford it. Makes for a surprisingly good cheap sandwich

>>18302570
That's just a Norwegian hotdog.

>>18301440
The heat of the rice cooks the egg.

>>18301394
i like to stir fry my ramen with peanut butter, soy sauce, sriracha and rice vinegar, sometimes i add veggies i have on hand or some ground pork.

>>18302423
>>18302433
Americans be like
>mmmmmm mystery "meat" with prcessed cheese product on jewbread, delicious

>>18302661
jewbread is bretty good tho

>>18301394
toast sandwich
crisp sandwich
beans on toast
mashed peas on toast
milk gravy on toast

here's my povvo meal:
mi goreng noodles
prepare them as you would normally YES cooking and seasonings
then mix in an egg, 1 per mi goreng noodle cake
mix it good
put the whole mixture into a frying pan
cook medium low heat til it looks yum, on both sides
enjoy

you'll shit your guts out

I lived in fish finger sandwiches for a few poverty weeks and swear by them as a poverty meal.

Using just bread, 4 store brand fish fingers and a dab of store brand tartare works out to be around 30 cents per meal, more filling than you’d think too. If youre some kind of wallstreet fat cat you can also add some lettuce and cheese to take it up a notch

>>18302661
Do you have to mention kikes at every possible opportunity?

>>18302922
Do amerifats have to get circumcised at the first opportunity?

>>18302661
>European Rothschild slave calling others Jews
Lmao

>>18301394

>Buy cheapest canned meat you can
>Buy a tomato(s)
>Buy a bag of onion
>Buy a pack of celery
>Buy a bag of potatos
>Buy 24 packs of ramen

Congratulations you can now survive for two weeks.

Go-to poverty meal

>Cup-o-ramen
>Two slices of tomatoe (finely minced)
>Two slices of onion (finely minced)
>a slice or two of tinned meat (or scoop, depends on what it is) (diced or minced depending on amount)
>Single sweet basil leaf (finely minced)
>1/3 a rib of already sautéed celery. (finely minced)
>Boil water
>Open cup-o-soup
>Pack top tightly with ingredients above
>Pour boiling water over top until it reaches top of cup (be careful not to overfill)
>Close and put something like a spoon over the top to keep it closed
>Let sit for 10 minutes
>carefully stir (chopsticks are easiest method)

Congratulations, fast, nutritious and filling soup.

>>18302661
processed white bread is the direct result of protestantism

>>18301394
Can't remember what is was.

>>18302895
Fish don't have fingers, those are fish dicks.

>>18301394
Macaroni, cabbage and butter. Cheap, delicious and – most importantly – keeps the hunger pangs away.

>>18302940
rent free lmfao

>>18301394

>>18301394
Kraft Mac and Cheese and nothing else

>>18304452
what about ketchup?

>>18304473
NOTHING ELSE

when I was a kid I used to put pepperoni on a bagel and microwave it for 30 seconds and the pepperoni would get crispy and the grease would seep into the bagel and become delicious
if I did this today I would probably die of heartburn

>>18303690
this is a traditional Ethiopian dish

I'm eating a pot of minute rice, cooked with two chicken bullion cubes and a small splash of olive oil.. It's real cheap and good to me. Probably cheaper than ramen.

>>18301394
1 Tim of tuna, one spring onion finely chopped, spinach, and half a boiled egg if you’re fancy. Mix with mayonnaise and serve.

eggs+vegetables you foraged for in your neighbors garden

My dad lived on this for a few years when I was a kid

most of these are shit meals, not poverty meals
poverty meals need to have a very high calorie to price ratio, they have to be very filling, and they have to be easy to prepare, even without a kitchen

Fry these up maybe a box of 69 cent cheap mac and cheese to go with

rice and eggs

>>18301423
Do Europoors really?
>>18302570
are those taco tortillas?

>>18304674
Anon we said poorfag meals not hobo meals

>>18301394
>>18302423
>>18302570
>>18302895
>poverty meal
>meat
lol, lmao even.

>>18304473
Too expensive

>>18305528
>may contain hearts
they're two completely different parts of an animal how the fuck does that happen

Get the cheapest store brand spam you can find and make basic fried rice with frozen mixed vegetables. If you can afford eggs add a couple in there too.

saddesklunch.com
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>>18301394
>soak a few cups of these bad boys overnight
>grab the carcass from a whole chicken
>simmer for 2 hours
>add a minced onion and garlic
>add S&P
>add the beans
>let it simmer for another hour or two

wa la

>>18305667
thx now i have the depression

>>18301412
A couple slices of processed american cheese is ridiculously good too.
Learned that trick from a fat girl--was skeptical, but she was right--
WILL GUM UP THE WORKS however, if you eat it too many times in a row.

>>18302634
Based Thai noodle eater

>>18302680
The only real Jewbread is Mahtzohs, boiled bread rings are in many cultures.
>Brezels

>>18304452
KRAFT Dinner, Anon.
https://youtu.be/8TnWIICkBeE

>>18304624
Hmmmm, sound like danger.

>>18305748 lol 4chan
wasnt enough ?

Made a hamburger with a toasted bun, 1/3 pound of lean ground beef, half a caramelized onion and mild hot sauce because that's all I had. Tasted good.

I warm this up in a pot, run it through a strainer to separate the beans and chili from the sodium sauce, then just mix it in a bowl of white rice.
I eat it pretty regularly.

>>18301394
For me, it's the refried bean and cheese burrito.

>>18302595
fuck off with that stale-ass joke, I'm being serious here

>>18304452
>Kraft
Clearly not impoverished if you can afford brand name goyslop

>>18303416
Protestants were a direct result of international jews.

>>18301412
>olive oil
poverty, anon.

I really splurged with this one.

Ranch Style Beans with dried minced onions and a few squirts of Sriracha mixed in. Served with pan-seared turkey breast cold cuts, cornchips, and obligatory ketchup.

I sent my Boomercon father this photo, and he’s like
>anon why are you sending me pictures of depression food
after 28 years of bragging about puttingketchupbackinthebottle.exe during the ‘80s recession.

He now lives in Beverly Hills. I’m sure if I reuse paper towels and pick enough undigested popcorn kernels out of my own shit, I can be just like him.

>>18301394
When I was growing up, we ate pasta dry to save on water. You'd have to suck the noodle until it softened up, then you could crunch it down and swallow it. The only time I ever had boiled pasta was on my birthday, and I had to share it with the whole family

comfy fish finger sandwich with some mayo is always nice or cheese

When I was broke I would eat totinos or tony's frozen pizzas and hamburger helper constantly.

if I wanted to splurge i'd get a $4-5 tombstone extra meat pizza and eat the whole thing while watching angry video game nerd on youtube.

>>18304674
This is cheap and sustaining and incredibly depressing.

>>18306288
god damn it must suck being poor

I can't eat ramen noodles anymore and I don't trust any person above the age of 23 that eats ramen noodles and enjoys them. (mainly black people eat ramen noodles)

at least eat a chicken noodle soup that has real chicken broth if you're going to eat a soup for a meal.

>>18306537

.28 vs 1.00+

Ramen is cheaper, easier to prepare and more versatile with whatever else you have in your cupboard. You say mainly black people eat ramen but the overwhelmingly majority of people who eat it are oriental.

tl;dr You are a fucking retard.

>>18302895
My negro in Christ you just made a po' boy

>>18302922
You need to go back

>>18306122
Fucking boomers. They didn't have to deal with the shit I have.

Wiggly but satisfying.

>>18307313
Election tourists barge in to ramble in 3..2..1

>>18301394
Lentils, rice, potatoes, carrots.

>>18307313
nice photoshop

>>18304452
>And nothing else
>there's pepper

>>18305559
>i don't understand the "30 cent per meal" so i have to show how much i can't elaborate text

>>18305734
I was waiting for the beans post. Beans onions a pinch cilantro and a lime if they’re not too expensive in your area and then white rice. Congrats your now a poor Mexifag but you’re Surviving

>>18301394
When I was a kid we would have rice cinnamon and sugar for dinner. not warmed up or anything, just a bowl with cold rice and milk and a spoon of sugar and sometimes a dash of cinnamon. Pic related came up when I searched it but doesn't do it justice. I distinctly remember silently eating it with my brother in a dark kitchen.

>>18306309
at some point, thanks to /ck/, I learned that rice and beans are the food with the highest calorie to price ration in most of the developed world
for years I've told others who were complaining about the hardships of sustaining themselves through bad times, hoping that the good times would return soon enough, so imagine how giddy I was when I found myself homeless and was finally able to put all of my preaching into practice
jokes aside, having diner in the break room was certainly not the most depressing part of my day, and while I wouldn't recommend it it certainly was an adventure
plus that katsu curry mackarel from Tesco is fucking good, I have a house now and I make sure to always have a stock of it, I highly recommend it if you live in one of the god forsaken nations where Tesco exists

1 dozen eggs
1 bag of rice
1 bag of potatoes
1 bag of onions
1 tin of Spam or something similar
More than 2 weeks of food for under $30

>>18307545
Where do you live?
I spend 10-15€ for those

>>18307545
>malnutrition and not enough protein even for a sedentary individual
at least buy some beans or something, friend.

>>18302554
Idk why I kekked so hard at this

>>18305559
>He thinks there aren't cheap as fuck cuts of meat
Did your mommy and daddy cook you a nice lunch today?

>>18307466
Sounds like a low effort rice pudding kind of thing. I've done something similar. It's pretty tasty

>>18302661
I guess you don't eat mortadella, shithead

I made this yesterday. Was pretty good. You could use a pack of hotdogs to make it even cheaper.

Chicken breast ~$1.50
Peppers and onions ~.25c
Garlic ~.10c
Rice ~.10c
Salt, pepper, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne, turmeric ~.05c

>>18301394
penutbutter on a flour tortilla warmed up in a microwave

>>18304452
>$3 a box
>poverty
you can buy a 1kg bag of dry pasta and a jar of pasta sauce and get 4 solid meals for the same price

>>18307466
That's grjónagrautur, proper Icelandic food.

>>18306092
The heat of the joke cooks the anon

>>18307624
i pressure cook chicken legs and shred it, i believe thats the cheapest chicken. Looks good af though

>>18307242
based manchild

If you could only use four ingredients to make a burger what would they be? I like this thread, don't let it die.

>>18308706
Ground beef
Hard roll
Pickles
Ketchup

>>18308151
>$3 a box
where the fuck do you live, I've never seen them above $1.

Worrcester, Massachusetts

>poorfag thread not more than a week ago still going with a bunch of good suggestions for cheap ways to make good food
>immediately replace thread with this shit tier reddit bullshit
All you faggots do is make me less likely to talk to poor people on these terms, which does not help your case at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKfmRhfuI8g&list=PLbS0HkS8Xsoq1j4kiZFLP9w1e3pQADR3g&index=1

>spam
>bologna
>hotdogs
>ramen
all that shit is expensive.

>>18307466
Same boiled rice milk and brown sugar, actually tastes really good

>>18308889
For me it would be
Lightly toasted bun
Lean ground beef
Half an onion
Hot sauce

>>18301394

>>18303408
>pours hot water into styrofoam
A-anon I…

>>18306288
>poverty
>fish fingers more expensive than fresh chicken
What did anon mean by this?

>>18308950
You say that as if anyone is losing out by having you shut up

>>18309415
Mmm, looks nice

Elbow macaroni boiled in milk, usually thickened with a little bit of flour and flavoured with salt
If you're feeling really fancy you can add some of that stuff that looks like margarine but is cheaper and can't be legally called margarine

>>18301394
We got an aristocrat over here

>>18301394
>protein mixed with canned mushroom soup on pan, serve over rice
it tastes pretty good too.

>>18301394
>>18301412
>>18305734
>>18306288
>>18306122


This is all more expansive as the rich meals i have. But i know what you mean you get depressed you only look the buying price, you eat like this.
Start doing the math again and cook your self.

>>18301890

>>18304647
deviled ham is fucking expensive dude

>>18301394
I've been fasting for 10 days. Everything in this thread looks fucking great.

>>18311344
Maybe learn to speak like you aren't ESL and I'll believe you

>>18311456
I've always wanted to eat an axis deer, but I'm too poor to afford a trip, and hunting licenses here require a 3 day course which my health sort of prohibits.

>>18311558
You want a whole deer?

Some meals I rember from youth:
>Saltines with hot sauce
>liver, one onion, salt, pepper, onion and garlic powder
>sandwich with pickles and cheese

>>18311613
I have a secondary freezer.

>>18305734
Make some rice as well.
Enjoy Rjama Chawal.

>>18308251
Correct.

>>18312902
Rjama chawal is pretty much just American chili.

>>18311247
Ymumumumum

>>18306101
>olive oil is expensive
where do you live?

>>18301423
>he has the money to pay for electricity and then buy a toaster and then use that electricity to toast bread.
mr moneybags over here.

>>18301394
eaten cold of course.

>>18310402
posh faggot.

>>18311452

i think it used to be really cheap back in the day. my older mexican friends talk about poverty eating that brand but i dont think theyve had it in over 20 years lol. its def not worth the cost it is now.

>>18302661
my dick in your ass be like
>schlorp schlorp schlorp

Can of this heated up with sour cream and cheese, if I have it.

>>18301394
Step aside, faggots

>>18305559
>"hotdog"
>meat
Beg pardon?

>>18301394
The poor man's appetizer I had at my poor parents' place last December.

>>18313436
I got a couple onions in my pantry, you’re free to help yourself

>>18308974
Ramen is dirt fucking cheap, the hell are you talking about? I can get a pack for 50 cents at the grocery store near me

>>18302661
Could be a typical russian breakfast, minus the jew bread

Does pizza count as a poverty meal if the dough has cancer?

>>18313436
>that bread
id just get up and leave.

>>18313474
Sea bugs and burnt bread is all they can afford.

>>18313472
Joking aside, couldn't pizza be poverty food? Flour is cheap as shit, and you can make half a dozen medium sized pizza with a kg. Canned tomatoes are also cheap as fuck, as is yeast. So the only real expense would be cheese and whatever topping you prefer, and there's always some place that has cheese on sale. Hell, you can just make your own mozzarella from whole milk.
If you're American, you can also use that orange plastic you call cheese.

Food is free if I cook dinner for mom and dad.

>>18313702
I'm teflon, you're a jew. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

>>18313509
>If you're American, you can also use that orange plastic you call cheese.
Kraft singles are for sandwiches, not pizza. And for the last time, it's cheddar cheese with extra milk, whey, and an emulsifier.

>>18313775
>Kraft singles are for sandwiches, not pizza
Our generic sandwich cheese is Jarlsberg, though it can also be used on pizzas.

>>18301412
I don't understand this meme. Instant noodles aren't cheap at all, they're actually much more expensive by weight than regular dry pasta. Their selling point is being an instant hot meal (also portable if you buy the ones that come in plastic cups).

>>18313814
I live in Norway, which is one of the most expensive countries in the world, and up until last year, you could get a 5 pack of YumYum noodles for about $1.6.
It's a bit more expensive now, but still cheap.

Of course, you can get generic non-instant noodles even cheaper, and you can just make the broth yourself, which costs nothing.

>>18313805
The real irony is that while Kraft singles are seen as "poverty food" it's actually much cheaper to just buy a block of cheese and shred or slice it yourself. If I was making pizza on a budget I'd just buy a block of low moisture mozzarella and shred it up at home.

>>18313836
Fuck off, Albini.

>>18313857
Who? I was just sharing a fun ironic fact.

>>18313836
>oh snap
Isn't that the discount you get in the US if you're a nigger?
Anyway, it's weird seeing US prices coming close to Norwegian prices. Back when I was growing up and into my early 20s, every other place in the world, including most of Europe, was cheap as shit compared to Norway, as in the prices being something like 5:1. Now it's usually less than 2:1.
Going on a vacation as a Norwegian made you feel like a god, because everything was so fucking cheap. You could live in a 5 star hotel for pocket change.
Now you only feel like lesser nobility.

A bag of frozen meatballs will go a long way. If you got money you can throw in bread and marinara sauce. If you're rich you can add cheese and spices. Put in oven. It's all I've had to eat for the last couple days.

>>18313974
Wouldn't it be cheaper to make your own? I mean, you'll usually find at least one place nearby that has discounted meat, and whatever else you need to add to make meatballs is trivial and usually something you have in your kitchen.

>>18313984
I don't know. I do know I like to mash up the meatballs a little and mix them up with the sauce so it actually has structural integrity. You're too likely to lose a meatball with the standard sub.

>>18313387
So your dick is slurping the shit from my ass? What the fuck did he mean by this

>>18301394

cooked sauerkraut with split peas, carrot, onion and some lard

groats or rice cooked with onion, carrot, lard and split peas or lentils

homemade noodles made of flour and egg, cooked, then fried with some bacon or just fired onions.

mashed potatoes fried with lard, sprinkled with rosemary and served with fried eggs

split pea soup with potatoes

t. actual poorfag

>>18302661
kek got the sharts seething with this post

>>18313461
Ramen is expensive af compared to pasta. A kilo of macaroni costs the same as a packet of ramen which is only 80g.

>>18301394
Too many slices.
That bread needed only 1 slice, halved and use both halves. Also no ketchup. Just margarine

>>18314770
Pic related is an 85g block of ramen for 33 cents at my local Kroger. Please show me where to buy a kilogram of macaroni for this price. The cheapest macaroni I can find at Kroger is $1.33 for a pound (453g). Yes, it's cheaper per gram, but that's not what you said.

>>18314802
Forgot pic.
I should also mention the amount by which it's cheaper per gram is pretty small, too. A difference of only a few cents per 85g.

>>18314802
I live in Euroland. Prices are probably different here than they are there. I might have exaggerated a bit but 400g of macaroni is 39cents. The good brands of instant ramen are about twice that here. Cheap ramen is garbage that belongs in the trash.

>>18314818
Oh, so ramen is significantly more expensive than macaroni when you only compare the cheapest macaroni to the most expensive ramen. I see, that seems totally fair and unbiased.

>>18314823
Even "cheap" ramen is around 40 cents.

>>18302922

>>18314855
Watto? Where are your wings?

>>18308706
>sesame bun
>ground beef
>light spread of mayo
>thick tomato slice
I assume salt and pepper don't count as ingredients since they're seasoning, so pepper the mayo and salt the tomato. It's a great burger.

where do I start monogatari series?

>>18301394
I mix lard and butter mixed with boiled oats and just eat that to fill my belly and provide calories, it's great for bulking and you can get 5-7 thousand calories a day with it easy.

>>18315608
I aIso drink melted lard before bed to keep me warm throughout the night during winter because it digests slowly.

>>18308945
stop fucking turtles

>>18315632
What the fuck, bro...
Does it really work?

Literally made some pinto beans and rice. How do I spice this shit up? I have no veggies to add in.

>>18315757
Tabasco sauce

>>18305760
American cheese and ramen is so nasty. No idea what the fuck Koreans are on about. American cheese and eggs are gross too.

>>18315767
Yeah I have a gallon (lmao) of Valentina hot sauce, tapatio, and Lao Gan ma. Many condiments but no veggies.

Why would you eat shit like this the government gives poor people 200$ a month in free food

>>18315787
Only have a gallon of Valentina. The others are reasonable quantities*

>>18315738
A simple explanation is that "carbs" and proteins have 4 calories per gram, alcohol 7, and fat 9. You need the ability to process that shit though using enzymes.

>>18306122
You are Jewish or brown if your father lives there

My buddy and I used to by cans of stew then just dump it over rice.

For me it's potatoes. God I love potatoes. One of the cheapest possible staples and can be prepared in any of like a dozen different ways that all taste different and great, at any level of effort from "just microwave the thing for 12 minutes" to a casserole, can be a side dish for every kind of meal, and you can grow them in your backyard with very little effort.

>>18315858
also for all the shit they get they are very filling, much more so than any other carb

>>18306288
Those fucking bread are expensive af

>>18313436
Whats the thing next to knives for?

>>18311545
He's not wrong, retard. There's maybe 8 total pictures or suggestions in this thread that aren't junk food bullshit.

>>18315858
Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.

>>18316445
Helps get the meat out of the claws.

>>18316453
A-are we.. talking about humans or whats on the plate?

>>18316468
if your going to shit up multiple threads you probably shouldn't namefag while doing it

>>18316488
Oh come on
At least come and bump the one in /music
Kek

>>18316488
Also is you are, not your
..
Sorry I had to

>>18301394

>relying on bread and meat for sustenance
>not stocking up on legumes, Quinoa, rice, oats and spices to survive.

>>18316504
Op shiet is not meat you fag, thats second cousin thrice far removed cousin of meat

>>18313814
It’s not a “meme”. Stop using that word like a newfag. Instant noodles take longer to make which increases their cost. Unlike dry pasta, which is raw, instant noodles are precooked than dried. Overall the cost isn’t that much more unless you’re getting the fancy brands. A pack of instant Ramen is like $0.50 and you can cook it in an office microwave. That’s the appeal of them. Some of the more expensive brands aren’t better, they just have different packaging and include a sauce along with dried components instead of a flavor pack. Not sure why people buy them other than for social appeal. Nobody wants to be the guy with TopRamen in the office when others have AnnieChung or something.

>>18316506

Annd that's the problem. Eurocentric diets are so meat heavy that literal starvation food is preferred over vegetarian based proteins, that's where sausages came from in the first place. Euro's took their literal garburator animals (pigs) and turned their guts into food

>>18316506
The bread is shit as well, even if it was bottom of the barrel hot dog bun. Could have easily made a large loaf of good bread for less than an 8oz pack of the cheapest buns you can generally get.

>>18301394
Just add water and mix
fills you up, syrup is cheap as well.

>>18316520
Decent sausages are fine every now and then you halal dumbfuck. It's a problem when someone thinks a junkfood snack like OP's is an actual meal that it becomes a problem.

>>18316520
I came to say what this anon said :>>18316535

Go to chyna to have gutter oil lol

>>18316524
I agree, i wasnt saying the sosig and bread where something
I have been sort of starving or very hungry, never in my mind i thought of having shit op is eating.. really rare if you ask me

>>18316543
Fuck I cant write sosig whitout laughing

>>18306122
>He now lives in Beverly Hills. I’m sure if I reuse paper towels and pick enough undigested popcorn kernels out of my own shit, I can be just like him.
Boomers could've been sticking their dicks in goats for a living and ended up as a multi billionaire. If you're in your 20s you can invest $60 minimum per month (you can go much heavier than this) and end up a millionaire when you're 60. Being a millionaire in 2060 will either be very shit or somewhat comfortable.

>>18306122
Well post the damn kernels then

Bologna and ketchup sandwich. Even back then as a kid it felt so shameful and degen to do.

>>18316668
Ketchup?
Uh lala señor frances

>>18306288
>mayo
at least add tartar sauce you fucking savage

>>18306288
You definitely need a nice lil slice of American cheese on that.

>>18316519
That's what I said in my post you illiterate fuck.

>>18301412
Add 2 pepper jack singles
Add garlic salt
Add canned seafood of your choice
Consider going back to school

Cheap ass ramen noodles (chicken flavor) add an egg or two.

>>18316448
Yeah no shit its mostly junk, but there's no way that anything that passes as a "rich meal" is cheaper than beans, instant ramen, or 3-ingredient sandwiches

>>18302661
>Jew
As if Amerimutts were not crypto-kikes to begin with
Also fuck /pol/

>>18308706
Ground beef
Garlic salt
Sesame bun
American cheese

>>18306092
the heat of the rice doesn't cook the egg
you're wasting precious protein on memes

>>18315738
yea i've been doing it for years, my diet is just fat, protein and multivitamins so i don't lose out on any nutrients

>>18310404
Cheaper than margarine? Margarine already is trash "food".

>>18317198
I wonder.. do they use it for their hairs too?

>>18312916
guess which one came first

>>18316452
tate so hot
hot hot tate

>>18307320
>Eating bugs to own the Trumpers
Lmao

>>18315858
Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

>>18305619
they're really close to each other and look similar in chickens

>>18302661
That's just Anglos in general.

>>18305559
I can get 12 hot dogs for 89 cents. It somehow hasn't gone up with inflation.

>>18301394
Cabbage soup with potato

>>18311247
That's a compost pile

>>18316445
that's his plate of food for eating

Hey I usually buy canned fruits, beans, ans soups for the poor. What do you guys like the most?

>>18302661
>bologna
>origin: italy
Rent free

>>18302940
Yuroid’s Law:
As a discussion on the internet progresses, the probability of a yuropoor obsessing over american foreskins approaches 1

>>18303416
White bread was created by mediaeval kings who wanted to flex on the peasants who couldn’t afford to refine and bleach their wheat to the point their bread was white. The industrial revolution made white bread cheaper and more accessible, and it slowly went from being a status symbol to the norm.

>>18306098
Seethe more kikeolic

>>18301394
go to sleep for dinner

>>18306131
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snX7sYS7HAQ

>>18307466
we call that arroz con leche(rice with milk), tastes good both hot and cold

>>18302895
gay fish detected

>>18320912
I'M NOT A GAY FISH!

>>18313149
Not him but olive oil is expensive in america. Anything cheap here you might as well buy vegetable oil because it tastes about the same.

>>18307466
Lazy man's rice pudding, I guess.
The proper way would be shortgrain rice cooked in milk and served with sugar and cinnamon on top. And a pad of butter in the centre.
Scandinavians eat it a lot around Christmas time.

>>18301394

That sandwich wouldn't be bad if it had mustard on it. What in the actual fuck is that sauce? Please don't say ketchup.

>>18316867
I have no issue with beans as poverty food. Canned beans are another sort of stupid choice if you're that poor, though. Dried beans are insanely cheap compared to canned.
>3 generous slices off a home made loaf of bread that cost less than $1 to make
$.30
>bean soup with smoked pork ham hock and hot pepper vinegar
less than $1, as low as $.50 per serving, depending on if you add spices, aromatics, carrots, or any other of the infinitesimal ways you can make it taste a little better or add to the nutritional value
So less than $1.50 with little effort for a tasty, nutritious meal. If you put some effort into being frugal and get stuff in bulk, you can cut that cost in half pretty easily.

I eat a few of these when I get a headache from not eating

>>18315139
this but substitute tomato for jalepenos

>>18317198
>you will be racist for not eating the bugs
>later when there's less bug for the poor
>you will be racist for eating the bugs
soon

>>18315858
>"just microwave the thing for 12 minutes"
my roommate did this and ruined one of my plates

I just cooked a poverty meal: beef stew.

$2 worth of beef, 75c worth of onion, 25c worth of peas, 25c worth of carrot, 64c worth of SECRET INGREDIENT, 50c worth of stock cube and 25c worth of cooking oil = $4.64 ÷ 4 = $1.16 per serving. I forgot I didn't have potatoes for the stew. Had it with rice (11c worth).

>>18301655
I think it's supposed to evoke being from a broken home.

>>18302423
when they are close to "done" crack and egg over them its sooo gooood

>>18301412
I doubt that this is poverty tier. Probably costs $1 each.

>>18305559
Where the fuck do you live where hot dog meat isn't cheap?

frozen veggies(and or combined with potatoes) into boiling water, sue your hand blender to blend half of them, one half is so you still have some bite the other puree half will thicken and turn water into veggie soup salt pepper or better stock cube... tadaa cheapest most healthy thing ever..
if you actually have some money... you can now add protein (not even necessary since green beans in frozen veggies are protein rich)
cheapest sources in order
protein powder
oats
beans
eggs
bologne
..now comes all the typical meats and fish which i leave out since they dont fit the hobo price range

>>18301394

>>18323648
its nice spread on toast, same with honey

>>18306095
life is too short for great value everyting anon

>>18301394
Right here, chief

Gypsy Banitza

>Toast bread
> Coat with olive oil and paprika

Can serve with green onions, hard-boiled egg, and/or ham. One of my favorite struggle meals.

>>18305619
t. never touched a whole chicken in their life

>>18301394

I crunch up bags of ramen and sprinkle the seasoning on it. Not the whole packet, still like 75% of it though and you get a crunchy snack that tastes like corn chips.

>>18323843
looks disgusting

>>18301394
i got 2 day over sell by turkey and white american on some french bread i took from a walmart dunpster tonight combined with some garbage salsa thats 3 weeks expired that i plan on dumping into the only real food i cokd afford. a fake ass spicy jamaican beef patty with an opened cookie packet, i already ate most of the turkey and im regretting it . ill probably be dead in 4 or 5 fays. my water got turned off yesterday

>>18323963
begore anyone asks im trying to ferment the mandarin oranges for liqour i so i dont go into withdrawl i dont think ill make it

>>18321135
How can you be too lazy to make rice pudding

>>18323966
z>>18323963
i shoul be good for the next 3 days i have a bag of microwave rice i plan on eating when i get really hungry again, its the long rice with corn i dont know if yiu can eat it uncooked though

>>18323970
>>18323963
What the fuck

>>18323963
Why not visit a foodbank??
Can't you borrow some money from friends or family?

>>18322934
>64c worth of SECRET INGREDIENT
Oh come on, spill the beans anon

>>18322605
I once heated Motichoor laddu in the microwave plate for about 45 sec and it left a deep burnt ridge in the plate.

>>18321135
That's literally kheer.

>>18319534
Dangerously based

>>18307624
Unfathomably based

>>18324175
water

>>18307545
i can get about 7lbs. of chicken boobies with a bag of rice and those veggies with the 60 eggs thing for $30. don't do spam and definitely move somewhere where you can afford to eat like a human.

>>18308706
My daily lunch is a burger I make.
>beef (s&p added)
>ketchup
>Muenster cheese
>butter bun
The buns don’t have seed oil, which is why I buy them

>>18305577
Implying I can't just walk into McDonald's and pump some ketchup then walk out

>>18315788
Checked

I am not poor enough to be considered poor by the government unless I move to San Francisco and become homeless.

>>18301394
I discovered cous cous back in college. It is a fairly inexpensive meal that fills for a whole afternoon, very tasty and can adapt to anything.
>Fill a soup plate with about 2/3 of what you'd like it to be
>Add hot water, enough to just about cover it
>By the two or three minute mark, add maybe a teaspoon of butter (eyeball it so it'd be 'loose' but not 'greasy'), remove it with a fork to get rid of the clumps.
>Add salt and pepper

That's the basic one. I personally add cumin powder and dried thyme (less than an euro per whole bottle), then some veggies (potato, carrot, onion, zucchini) very lightly pan fried, just enough to get rid of the raw taste. Maybe some chicken, maybe weiners, maybe worcestershire sauce, it really depends on you!

Sometimes I even add the couscous to the pan, let it fry along whitt the veggies.

Hope this helps, anons, back then it was less than 1.5 euros per meal. Nowadays with inflation is a bit more.

>>18308706
1. Sesame bun
2. Ground beef
3. Cheddar
4. Tomato

>>18325232
>she uses instant couscous
Isn't that more expensive than the real stuff? It's like $2 for a 200g box ($1.50 if you're lucky) while traditional couscous is $3 for 900g. Plus, the instant has much smaller granules which make for a, IMO, less enjoyable texture.
I haven't had couscous in years since I fired my Algerian cleaning lady, but she used to make some every Friday after her services and bring me a serving or two every now and again. Outside of mtewem/mtouem (lamb-and-garlic meatballs with slivered almonds in a paprika-heavy sauce) she wasn't a great cook, but I appreciated it. Before her, I thought I hated couscous for its texture but she introduced me to Tria brand (and this other, larger-grained brand I can't recall the name of rn) I realised it was just the instant stuff I disliked.
She wouldn't buy instant, she would joke, because I didn't pay her enough to afford it.

>>18308102
My mom eats hers with peanut butter on one half, margarine on the other half, with romaine in the middle. She's a 75 year old Jewish woman. Oh and the tortilla is a whole wheat abomination too

>>18313461
Think about scale Anon. 50 cents for one serving is a lot for noodles. I know it's the cheapest of the "meal kit" things to eat like a tv dinner or something, but buying pasta in bulk generally gets it down to 5-10 cents a serving, where you are paying almost 5x-10x that amount at 50 cents

>>18301394
I eat lots of frozen pizza and peanuts

>>18325358
Don't bother. People like her simply can't understand planning ahead. They think that if you spend a buck on a box of pasta and cook one serving of it, it cost $1 /for the serving/, as though the other three-to-seven servings don't exist. IE, what costs 25c per serving to people who understand object-permanence, to people like her cost $1 per serving because she spent a dollar, that's how much it cost and waaaah waaah waaaah.
There's no reaching these people. Just let these obvious useless majors (like women's studies with a minor in Himalayan yak snorting) fail at life and be done with it.

>>18326007
It's the exact same reason that poor ghetto retards think fast food is "cheaper" than the grocery store. They think, "I can go to McDonald's and feed my whole family for $30, but when I go to the grocery store it costs $300!" But they don't even think about the fact that the $30 was spent on ONE MEAL but the $300 will feed the whole family for A MONTH. They only see the price tag.

>>18326368
This isn't true though, you're living 20 years ago like a retard ass boomer faggot. Say you want a cheeseburger, you have to buy a pound of beef which is now anywhere from $7 to $12 even for crap quality, then you need buns, then you need cheese, then you need a side, then you need a drink, then you need the gas and taxes covered as well, plus whatever you're using to cook (oil, salt, seasoning, gas/charcoal/electric) with.

You can go to McDonalds for a full meal for 4 dollars, you just spent like 8 times that on 3 meals worth of food to cook at home. You're a fucking faggot, learn real economics.

>>18326390
>then you need the gas and taxes covered as well, plus whatever you're using to cook (oil, salt, seasoning, gas/charcoal/electric) with.
Don't forget you have to pay rent for the apartment in which the kitchen resides! Is $750 really worth it for a cheeseburger?!
Fucking faggot. Buying in bulk from the grocery store is always cheaper than buying from a restaurant of any kind.

>>18301423
>toast
>sandwhich
do britbongs really eat this? it seems like a fucking joke

>>18324175
I dissolve the stock cube in tomato juice in addition to plain water. Adds another serving of veg to the stew per 150ml/5oz plus tomato juice has natural glutamates that up the overall savouriness of the dish.
For the amount of stew I made (400g beef, 140ish g each peas, shallots and carrot, 400g onion) 600ml tomato juice + 400ml water. I used too much onion, obviously. I wanted to mount a lot of it into the roux to sweeten the stew a bit but that amount made it a tad too sweet. I usually use half that amount of onion and add 200g of crushed, peeled tomato but I experimented a bit and the results weren't as good as tried-and-true.
Still good, though. Just not as good.

>>18326390
Let me tell you why that's bullshit:

>pound of beef [costs] $7-$12
$3/lb last week for 80/20, bro. I can even show you the ad, if you want.
>then you need buns
Fuck buns. $2 for 8 fucking sandwiches? Suck my dick, burger buns. Buy a goddamn loaf of white bread, like a real poor. $1.50 for /14 fucking sandwiches/.
>then you need cheese
Delis still sell sliced-to-order American cheese for, like, $4-$5/lb and one slice generally weighs half an ounce. You can ask for a half pound.
>then you need a side
I prefer salad as a burger side (and keep the vegetables off the burger itself) but if you want fries, they're literally cheap as chips. Saw a 28oz bag the other day for $2.50. An order of McDo large is 6oz. Would be even cheaper if homemade, but meh.
>then you need a drink
I like water, but if you want to go the fizzy drink route, $4 for a 12pack of 12oz cans.
>then you need the gas
Gas is generally negligible. You're not going to use more gas driving to the Piggly Fucking Wiggly than you would driving to McDonalds.
>and taxes
What the fuck are you even getting at twith this one? Taxes are included in the price of the groceries and your gas so I have no fucking clue what you're trying (and failing) to convey with that.
>whatever you're using to cook (oil, salt, seasoning, gas/charcoal/electric)
Literally all negligible.

>You can go to McDonalds for a full meal for 4 dollars
Nigga, are you hanging out with Brad and Janet cuz it sounds like you're doin' the time warp again. Can't get shit at McDonald's for $4 these days.

So say you have to buy a 3lb pack of beef.
That's $9 + $1.50 for the bread + $2.50 cheese + $2.50×3 fries + 15c cooking oil and salt + $4 for a 12 pack of soda = $24.65.
That makes 12 cheeseburgers, 12 servings of fries and a drink. Literally about half your imaginary $4 McDo pricetag.
And guess what? That's one trip to the store. You actually /save gas by cooking it yourself/.

>>18325385
i bet you eat plenty of peanus

>>18326531
>Taxes are included in the price of the groceries
Actually in my state groceries don't have sales tax while all prepared hot food does. You actually SAVE on taxes by buying raw food and ingredients from the grocery store compared to McDonald's.

>>18326390
Burger is an expensive meal, it's not only the cost of the beef but the buns (unless you make them at home), the dressing, the cheese and the fresh vegetables and it's specially expensive if you are making fries which wastes a lot of oil. Don't complain about your budget if you are eating premium food, there are a lot of better cheaper things you can make with ground beef like chilli or pasta

>>18326629
>Burger is an expensive meal
And yet still only a couple bucks per burger as anon demonstrated here: >>18326531
You're right, though, you can eat even cheaper than this, but retards only see the price tag and not the price per serving.

>>18326629
Oven fries, bruh.
If you still want proper fries, do it in a small, shallow pan, fry a few at a time and remove them to the oven to keep warm as they're done.
A gallon of oil is $10 these days and all you'd need is about ⅔ cup or so IE 42c worth of oil.

>>18301394
One time my friend caught another eating a ketchup burrito and, appropriately, asked if he was OK. With his mouth full of ketchup and tortilla, he replied "Don't worry about me man, we're going shopping next week."

shit always cracks me up

>>18317139
that's horrible for your gut

>>18316506
it's salami and most of it is definitely meat, not sure what youre talking about

>>18305559
>lol, lmao even
fr fr no cap etc.

>>18327980
Ah yes,
"Meat"

Knorr Bullion is great to have around

>>18327975
I bet he has a gut feeling about the whole thing

>>18328033
Based.

>>18305528
How prepare?
Eat hard layer or no?

Last week I had "mexican rice". It was rice that I toasted in a pan, then put some spice, ketchup because it was all I had, some canned black beans that were sitting in my pantry for a few months and sour cream. It wasn't bad, but could have used more salt and spice.

>>18326531
There is nowhere in the US that beef is only 3 fucking dollars a pound, you are purposefully trying to cite a larger package during labor day sales as your proof, I guarantee it's what you'd have shown hence the mention of the ad. Depending on the area you might get a lucky regular price of ~6 at lowest, but nowhere in the country even in a rural town is it 3 fucking dollars. From here, I stopped reading the rest of your shit, you turned real food into "BUT I CAN JUST EAT A 'BURGER' MADE OF ONE SLICE OF BREAD AND 3 SPOONFULS OF MEAT! WHO NEEDS THE REST?!" while having a discussion comparing actual food not (regardless of the thread itself) poverty shit. At that point you may as well say just buy the beef and eat it with a fork. I will not bother with the rest because you're a fucking retard contrarian. I too can find a rat and eat it, that does not mean it's a cheaper real meal than eating a fucking double cheeseburger. You even bring up drinking water, salads, etc.

You are not talking about comparable things, you are "proving" something I never claimed. To make the same dish - minus all the chemical shit and who knows what - as you'd get with the same amount of food, same types of food, you'd get from a meal or value menu purchases at a fast food location you have to spend far more at home. Take your "BUT IT'S WAY CHEAPER IF YOU JUST EAT SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT JUST LENTILS AND WATER" shit and shove it. You fucking faggots need to stick to reddit where you can keep trying to prove each other wrong about things neither of you said, in this case I refuse to keep being one of those two players.

>>18326629
The discussion that was being had was about fast food vs cooking at home and how cooking at home is a million times cheaper than fast food. I was demonstrating that it simply is a falsehood to claim that fast food is pricier, it is not in any location or time in the past 30 years cheaper to cook at home something you can COMPARE to fast food. A cheeseburger is the #1 fast food ordered item, so it'd be pointless to bring up pasta. Pasta is not served at McDonalds, so there is no comparison to make of "is this MORE or LESS pricy to make at home?".

Why are you guys so fucking retarded? You can claim a burger is expensive, but that also just proves my point; you can get a burger for fucking $2 at any fast food place aside Taco Bell, yet making one at home will take far more money than that. Proving that you can get "expensive meals" for cheap from fast food, far cheaper than you could produce it at home.

>>18329640
Not him, but where I live (Ohio) you can get ground beef that cheap if you're willing to buy a big enough package of it. Pic related, $2.86 per pound for a 10 lbs package at Wal-Mart. The 3 and 5 lbs packages are more like $3.80/lb, but it's really not uncommon for sale prices to bring that down close to $3/lb. Buying in bulk during sales and freezing the excess is essential when you're poor, so it's also not unreasonable for him to set that as the standard. Sorry about your outrageous cost of living, but meat isn't overpriced everywhere.

>>18329668
>you can get a burger for fucking $2 at any fast food place aside Taco Bell, yet making one at home will take far more money than that.
It will only take more money in the short term to get the bulk items from the store, it ends up cheaper per-serving. Unlike fast food, you don't have to go to the store every single meal, you buy a freezer full of food and don't go back for weeks.

>>18329668
Oh, and before that rat fuck faggot who makes up numbers and then says to eat your beef patty made up of 2 teaspoons off a napkin for your "cheeseburger thats even better than the quarter pounder" - who also claimed there is no food at fast food for $4, just look at the fucking menu. Every fast food place still has a 2 for ~4-6, value menus with items that range from 1-3 dollars, and so on. People who claim fast food is unbelievably pricey are little dumplings who live off mommy's cooking and never had a job and ate fast food in their lives. You can even get a full large-sized fucking meal at McDonalds AND nuggets on the side if you are that fat of a fuck for under 7 fucking dollars if you get a #7, and if you're a normal human that meal is only just barely over 5 bucks. You can always use the value menu to save even more money too and skip on fries/bigger sizes/drinks and go drink from a neighbors hose like this fuck up faggot. Taco Bell also has some really big filled burritos for 2 dollars and boxes that come with full meals including a drink and 3+ items for $5.50.

stale bread
milk

>>18329640
All you're proving is that you are too stupid to shop specials. But stay mad, cupcake. I'll be here enjoying my $2/lb top round, my 47c/lb pasta, my $1.29/lb plums, my $5.99/lb shrimp, my 99c/lb chicken, my 49c/lb apples, my $2.39/lb chicken wings, my 89c/lb broccoli, my $2 cauliflowers and my $2.50/lb good-ass tomatoes (which are on special /this coming week and therefore not for the holiday/) while you enjoy... idfk... crying, angrily, into your crumpled McDonald's wrappers? Yeah. That sounds like something you'd do.
Again: stay mad. : )

>>18326531
Also $4 for a 12 pack? Check the fucking stores for once, a case of even walmart brand shit is now beyond 6. I live in a rural town.

>>18329672
Prepan, 80/20 beef regularly went for $2/lb. Now, it's $2.49-$3/lb. And that's for a 3lb pack.

>>18329693
You're not even replying to a single thing I said, so yes, I am annoyed because your entire defense is "I'll just deflect by saying shit that isn't relevant to the discussion enough that he gives up"

You win, BRO ;)

>>18329640
>there's nowhere where beef is $3
>except for in this instance where I admit that it's $3, BUT THAT DOESNT FUCKING COUNT BECAUSE.... BECAUSE.... IT JUST FUCKING DOESNT, OK?????!!!?!!!11111
lol

>>18329706
Why should I reply to any point you've made? Have you replied to any point I've made?

>>18305911
That's not poverty that's just autism

>>18329640
>real food
weren't you talking about mcdonalds?

>>18301423
not everyone can afford a toaster Mr. Upper-Middle-Class

>>18326401
Kek

Did anybody.. mentioned pasta?
Pasta with mayo, pasta with sauce, pasta with cheap meatballs (bolognesa), pasta salad, pasta with butter, pasta with milk and buuter (alfredo), pasta noodles in chicken soup, pasta with pasta,

>>18330425

>>18330425
There were arguments in this very thread over whether ramen is cheaper than pasta.

>>18330431
For sure they are not filling as pasta

>>18302895

>>18306122
>obligatory ketchup

uh that looks like some kind of hot sauce

my friend just made this. he says its "beantatoes" and wont stop calling it the "american ratatouille"

>>18330757
needs some more variety but I bet it's pretty tasty

>>18330763
he nearly shit his pants

>>18330790
weak intestines
a few more days of bean slop and add some roughage and that'll clear right up

>>18311344
This is the reality of almost every single "poverty meal" that people label as such.
The only "poverty" part of them is usually that you have to be poor to be miserable enough to eat like that.

It's never cheap ingredients painstakingly prepared to taste better and get you through more meals for less money (what actual poverty food would be), it's always expensive as hell processed, instant shit that no actual poor person would be able to regularly afford and live on.