/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18282572

I bought pineberries late this past spring. Were good. Why would you say they're cursed?

>>18282817
Tommy's is based anon. I wonder what recipe they use for their chili.

>>18282572
Now I wish I saved my pics of my Broccoli Cheese soup :(

>>18282817
That looks like how the beershits sound at 4 in the morning on a tuesday.

>>18283257
They give dairy products to the cute, lactose intolerant server.

>>18285367
kek I eat those all the time

>>18282572
Those would sell like crazy around Valentine's Day, dipped in chocolate.

t. grocery store manager

>>18285312
Big if true
Despite that shit looking like... shit, I may have to go there

>>18282817
Material of this color and consistency is coming out of my ass right now.

>>18285367
Those are honestly good as far as boxed mac and cheese goes, especially with some browned ground beef mixed in.

>>18285407
it ain't easy being cheesy

>>18285403
>>18285286
can americans go 5 minutes without talking about their bowels please

>>18282817
are human being supposed to eat this shit?

>>18282879
I'm extremely not ok with this.

>>18285286
>Tuesday

>>18282572

>>18283257
love americans defendin there sloppa

>>18282840
God damn it, another weirdass why? boner courtesy of this board.

>>18282817
God those look so delicious

>>18286205
Nothing wrong with wanting a trad fishwife, anon. Get out there and find you one.

>>18282879
just tell me what the fuck this is NOW

>>18286217
Pudding from the warp.

>>18282879
I know you posted it for the muh trichophobia reactions, but what actually is it?
How is that look achieved?

>>18282817
Turdburger

>>18285849
Comfy.

>>18285849
Imagine the smell

>>18286217
Warp Touched pudding

>>18285849
How did you get this photo of me chilling at my crib?

>>18285830
No, that's why only americans eat it

Shiny sloppa.

>>18286519
What in the fuck is that?

>>18286545
SHINY SLOPPA

>>18286545
mashed potatoes brine.

>>18282840
kek

>>18286567
heat of the coin heats the nuggies

Pidzer

>>18285412
I'm currently suffering from both hemmerhoids and some foodborne illness, so every hour or so I have to shit out about half a tablespoon of red jelly.

>>18286580
Sounds like good times.

more pidzer

>>18285856
simps are truly subhuman

>>18286589
me when that no-bake 'chocolate' & peanut butter cookies arrive

>>18286584
Not really, as I'm mostly likely going to miss a concert I planned with my friends for months today.

Also, every time I i get the urge to shit piss my scrotum starts squeezing the life out of my balls. First time it happened i almost threw up from the pain. Life's a bitch.

>>18286601
>my scrotum starts squeezing the life out of my balls
try masturbating next time.

>>18285849
his battlestation

>>18286632
nice, here is mine

>>18286609
Sorry, not a masochist, doesn't work like that.
Also:
>uma delicia

>>18286609
the fuck is that? looks like a fucking shoggoth

>>18286648
It's a hamburgar.

>>18286651
I just KNOW this is somewhere in Asia.

>>18286636
What is the crowbar used for?

>>18286706
Opening jars maybe?

>>18286690
Korea
I THINK this is it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

>>18286636
This image just gets worse the more you look at it.
>>18286706
Spatchcocking.

>>18286651
this kills the eldritch horror

>>18286609
based slipperman burger

>>18286651
[a horrified expression]

>>18286217
Beet juice

>>18286594
What the fuck is that and why does it look like he is eating caca

>>18285849
I miss those Gatorade bottles

>>18286648
Some semi-liquid that comes out when you cook ground beef. It looks like bloody puke but it actually tastes good.

>>18286577
>>18286587
hi gainesville fag

I love you guys. I love your beer and your wine, the Spezi. The Strudel and Schwarzwald oder Sacher Torte. The beetroot and berries. The forelle. I adore the full Germanic languages breakfast. Everything except this monstrosity. Especially when served in chicken broth with savoury pancakes.

>>18286636
I like your timer

>>18286567
Did they put a radioactive puck in a plastic bag to keep chicken nuggets ready to eat.

Fuck me, the Chinese are industrious as fuck.

>>18286636
>gachi man on the wall
>crowbar
>born to kill helmet
>that watermelon chair
>that socket explosion
>spongebob playing card
I like the maruchan tablecloth

>>18287970
>gachi man on the wall

That's Scooby

>>18286545
Cellophane wrap.

>>18286223
It's a layer of mold on beetroot juice, I guess it's crumpled up like that from continuing to grow in surface area while being constrained to the bowl.

>>18287761
Lurk more newfag

>>18286577

>>18282572

>>18285856
>10 reviews
>5 stars
God bless those men

>>18286587
Looks like doom 3 zombie guts

>>18286519
Pretty sure this is a Silent Hill texture

>>18288970
I'm absolutely terrified to ask...

>>18288970
If this is spicy enough I'll eat it

>>18287943
it's fake, retard
thats just a regular old battery in there, they've made several of these. See >roundmeal

>>18288970
apparently, stigghiola is lamb guts wrapping something

>>18286636
You should stop taking whatever medication you're taking. In fact, stop putting anything in your body that you've put in your body in the last year, except water.

>>18286651
>garloid_farm.webm

>>18282572

>>18286577
I get the style but the bread is wrong
Back when I was a kid and we didn't have shit, my mom would take a Pita Bread, rub Ketchup on top and puts slices of American cheese, that shit was delicious as a kid.

>>18286594
Joey stepping back another mile, still wouldn't be enough

>>18288970
>>18289352
There's this Arabic dish called Masareen, it's basically Lamb Intestines, stuffed like Sausage and baked.
When done right, it looks and tastes delicious. The problem is that you got to have somebody who knows what they are doing, home cooked is the way to go, and even then, some people don't clean them up good enough. If they aren't shiny, smooth, and white with some great char, it's going to be trash.

>>18288975
They want the consumer to be informed. They're looking out for you

>>18286587
Is the topping a fetus?

>>18282572
ANYTHING with this on it.
>pic

>>18289602
What's wrong with the Smart Label?
Or is the QR code replacing the actual information? Cause if that's the case, that's some bullshit

>>18286706
pulling out hot oven racks, of course.

>>18286636
>>18289390
That's Dinotendies, you morons. His youtube logo is right on the wall there. He's permabanned on /ck/.

>>18287943
I TRUST the Henton group more than the Obvious Plant® family of companies.
They use ORGANIC plutonium in the heat coins--NOT this NON-RECYCLABLE Polonium.

>>18289599
>checked
Don't be silly...
people don't do th...

>>18289605
>Or is the QR code replacing the actual information?
You guessed it.

>>18289677
That's a really useless thing to do

>>18289683
it means they can put the nutrition info on the can in a language no one can read. It's win-win (unless you're the consumer)

>>18289683
>Doesn't have to put Genetically Modified or Bioengineered on the label
Most consoomers are either too dumb or too lazy to actually scan the code and search through the further labyrinth on the website to find out what's really in the product.
**BONUS!!: Company now also knows who's been looking up their products

>>18289580
guaraná fruit from the amazonic rainforests, theres a indigenous legend about this fruit being eyes of spirits, soo around this fruit they fell observed

>>18282879
AHHHHH TINY HOLES AND TEXTURE, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>18289997
why does your anime girl have a cleft lip?

>>18290030
her mother smoked crack during pregnancy, she thought it was good to the fetus

>>18289702
Worms know if it's raining at least

>>18286587
It's mutating into zerg lair

>>18286651
that asian actually has pretty good cutting technique.

>>18289580

What's your preferred milk tea recipe, condensed on half-and-half?

>>18290156
Biblically accurate sloppa

>>18289580
Have drank some soda made out of these berries. Delicious.

>>18290165
is it milk or is it tea

>>18290617
Black tea in condensed milk, pour onto iced half-and-half from what I gather. Best drink I've had

>>18290636
I mean just a spoonful of condensed stirred into hot black tea or I guess green tea, I saw a video of a girl putting green tea into whole milk but she was minority

>>18290641
Think I'll cold brew in almond milk the earl grey tea bags overnight

>>18285367
>mac as in macaroni
>it's actually fusilli

>>18290043
'tis true
But what would they know of Cabbages and Kings?

>>18290795
He had to use corkscrew pasta...

>>18290847

>>18285367
Has one bite and threw it away, absolute garbage

>>18286690
the penis fish is what's tasty in busan

>>18290864
I love that people on this boomer board get my stupid references

Million-to-one shot, doc...million-to-one

>>18290165
with chia

>>18285849
damn! Robert Downey Jr. let himself go after ironman

>>18290940
Pretty sure that's a pic from before Iron Man.
RDJ used to party.

>>18290962
chads i kneel

>>18290940
you zoomers wouldn't know it, but RDJ used to be the poster child for rehab, like what Lindsay Lohan, Britney, Winehouse et al are now known for

scoring the Iron Man contract was a bit of a "hm let's see if he fucks it up" on one hand, and a "lol he won't even have to fake being a party animal" on the other

>>18290992

>>18290992
You really think zoomers know who Amy Winehouse is?

>>18290992
he's not even 10% of what Ezra Millerhas become

>>18290962
What's happening in here?

>>18291097
They are getting their money's worth by only eating the fish part of the sushi

>>18291020
very good point
>>18291030
oh yeah lol I forgot that fellow
shows you how in touch with the new breed I am
basically yeah
imagine if that dude completes rehab and becomes the top-rated, top-paid star of Netflix's next 20-movie series, lmao

>>18291104
couldn't they have just said "hold the rice"?!?!?!
or literally just called for "sashimi"!

I abhor waste
>yes mummy gave me the "there is starving chilluns in Africa" talk
>no I'm not fat, just thrifty

>>18291121
Fuck off commie.

>>18291121
It was going to be food waste anyway, anon. Feeding a Chinese woman is not a worthy fate for any meal.

>>18286567
>>18286573
kek

>>18291121
I don't care about africa

>>18286651
What is this

>>18290992
winehouse fucking died

>>18289599
Placenta.

>>18289673
I mean part of me admires the resourcefulness.

>>18289702
>>Doesn't have to put Genetically Modified or Bioengineered on the label
And they shouldn't have to.

>>18287762
this must be an old picture, didn't they stop those bottles in like '89?

>>18286223
it just looks like some jelly that dried out weird and wrinkly. If you ever made borax slime in preschool or anything it dries out like that sometimes if you leave it out, I'm not sure what causes it.

>>18282817
It'd probably be cool to dip fries into, but damn it actually looks so much like feces

>>18286545
that's when you reheat something in a microwave in a dish wrapped with cling film

>>18293088
no they made it til around 1996

>>18286651
what THE FUCK is this

>>18292116
>>18294588
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

>>18285856
How are there not serious FDA audits and crackdowns on this sort of thing?

>>18294614
That must be the saddest thing I've seen in a while. You just know that anyone who buys this has no friends or family.

>>18294640
because it's fake

>>18294640
because the FDA are pic relate

>>18286594
god i fucking hate joey

>>18295018
Imagine deepthroating raw chorizo for a living.

>>18290577
guaraná soda is based

>>18294614
why are asians like this

>>18286223
tripophobia is fear of holes

>>18286545
BOWL.com

>>18289605
>What's wrong with the Smart Label?
DPI + big data (cookies, cloud, data brokers, etc.) means when you scan it, they know who you are, where you are and all your personal details that are shared via OpenID protocol.

For a fucking food label. So basically they know you're going to drink 96g of sugar, then they sell that data to your health insurance company and your rates go up! Yay!

-sw dev for Amazon

>>18285367
This shit is an unnaturally bright red. The color and smell alone were so revolting that I ate maybe a tenth of the bowl before I couldn't force down anymore.

>>18286651
I saw the finished dish and it doesn't look that bad. It's just muscle that you end up eating in the end. if someone ate the black blood then that would be disgusting.

I want to try milk lung a bit

>>18282572

>>18298076
what happens when you put it in a fryer. would the starch get so crispy it turns to glass?

>>18298086
if you do it right yeah, but that's way to dense, it will turn into a rock if it cooks at all.

ATTENTION: DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION >>18298086
OR ELSE THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE

>>18298090

Did he just mix pepper powder with alcohol? What the fuck?

>>18285367
omega goy slop

>>18289548
interesting, thanks

>>18298090
That just makes the question more pressing, what forbidden knowledge it hidden behind starch glass

>>18298191
gay

https://imgur.com/l6xaZ0w

>>18298090
based

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yp9NFpLHlDg

>>18284841
OMG they're so white!
I love it when things are white.

>>18298340
>vegan meatballs
Stop with this shit. Just call it what it is - turd nuggers.

>>18289654
Lmao really? Why?

>>18298479
made a joke about cooking turtle eggs (they were actually chicken eggs) and jannies got triggered

>>18298227
He just made a non newtonian fluid on accident you retarded anime poster.

>>18298488
I wonder how turtle eggs would taste like.

>>18289580
>thought it was a food amogus joke from the thumbnail
it's never getting out of my head is it

>>18298175
It's cayenne. Someone told him it was a cure for pinkeye.
I wonder who would do such a thing.

>>18300030
based John giving pain to a retarded idiot

>>18298488
If I could push just one janny off a cliff i could die happy.

>>18282817
>GUTTER OIL BURGER

>>18282879
>mfw spiked with lsd 3 hours ago

>>18291020
fuck
time stops for no one

>>18291130
>where's the liveleak logo?

>>18286651
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18298090
Is this how he gets one of his heart strokes?

>>18287970
>the 404 message written in what looks like crayon on the wall

>>18298340
Le fuq? I cooked some veg food at work but your pic looks like a fucked up choco cookie.

>>18286587
if you're going to post screenshots from the thing go back to /tv/

>>18282817
Honestly I'd be more annoyed that the restaurant thinks this is even remotely acceptable presentation. As-is this is completely inedible as it'll just go everywhere the moment you try and pick it up, which is clearly HOW it's intended to be eaten.

>>18286587
lmao the reactions to this post were hysterical

>>18289580
>BE NOT AFRAID

>>18286648
>>18286609
>I wanted to make a hamburger for my son
Is what she's saying.

>>18298235
kek

>>18287875
>not loving semmelknödel
get onto the train

Memetic hazard
https://youtu.be/SDbOQL8DcEo

>>18302522

>>18289656
>killed humanly with lethal injection

>>18286706
Bad shit

>>18302586
I had to image search that because she looked familiar but I couldn't place it.
She's actually not completely hideous in that photo.

>>18298235
>i can sense the smell by looking at the pic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18288970
>DEMON
>ATHETOS SAYS KILL

>>18286577
I drove past Altoona on the way to a wedding once, the temptation to stop and try out the pizza was high. but I didn't.

>>18298235
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM BUUUUUUUUUURP mmmm yummy tummy :)

>>18289656
>14g sugars
imagine the taste

>>18286587
this is what remains from your guts after a French kiss with a xenomorph

>>18301170
>I wanted to make a hamburger from my son
Is what she's trying to say

>>18298373
It's neat

>>18285367
I thought this was a box of cereal at first for some reason and was disgusted.

Still disgusted.

>>18295475
Women don't scare me.

>>18282817
Tommy's looks the same going in as it does coming out, but it tastes sooo good.

>>18282817
i bet after eating this you will shit a real hamburger

>>18285367
This stuff tastes okay but makes me pee out my ass

>>18285856
>only 20 dollars

>>18286519
>microwaving anything with plastic wrap on it
NGMI

>>18286587
>when your mother said she thinks she’s ready to settle down
>she wasn’t

>>18282817
More like sloppy "no."

>>18282879
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>18282588
Now I'm horny.

>>18286609
>so what shall it be? will you join the unity?

>>18289548
>some people don't clean them up enough
>literally eating shit
mfw

>>18306866
>mfw i have no face

>>18282572

>>18285367
this was the meal that made me get my life back on track. i ate one and went to the bathroom and looked at myself in the mirror for like a minute and said "i've got to make a change"

>>18282840
It's not bad when you expect her to smell like fish

>>18289352
i've had variations on this in southeast asia, it's good. you just have to judge it based on flavor/texture and not the fact that it's guts

>>18308693
those are so good, they have been bred to taste like candy. i would just recommend avoiding The Grapery, i had to get reconstructive surgery on my bowels after taking the factory tour. got a neat commemorative tote bag though, so that was nice

>>18308693
>>18308781
>they have been bread to taste like candy
Exactly why these are so bad
You must be a woman if you like them

>>18282879
reminds me of that horse foot without its hoof

>>18285856
>when God abandons a civilisation because they hated Him

>>18290962
Did they get all you can eat sushi and then remove the rice? If so, bravo.

>>18282572

>>18309531
Son I am disarustling will never end.

>>18309524
Isn't that Jontron's bird? Didn't know birds liked banana bread.

>>18309531
Has anyone ever licked one all over haha

>>18309531
>>18309535
Hah, it's gorilla chocolate
Like Koko the Gorilla
But instead Coco
Like chocolate
Lol
Because coco is like chocolate haha

>>18308693
https://youtube.com/shorts/DL275lRJvHU?feature=share

>>18282572
Those look delicious

>>18282817
I'm taking a dump right now and it feels and smells like this just came out of my ass.

>>18290934
>beluga_milk_dessert

>>18308707
I believe this post.

>>18288970
>Xenomorph and Peas

>>18309531
blessed

>>18286609
Hermaeus Mora

>>18282817
Same energy

>>18288970
I've had this before, the texture is disgusting but it tastes alright.

>>18305670
Lol

>>18294640
You expect the fda to go after every porn star selling shit? They have bigger fish to fry. If they can't fine you 100k they don't give a shit

>>18297929
Shit like this will unironically host a spirit and it will be cursed

>>18309894
>>>/x/

>>18285849
>get sick once and vomit all over the floor

>>18308781
They did reconstructive surgery on a cotton candy grapes in this man's colon

>>18282817
Blood in stool
>Blood in stool
Blood in stool
>Blood in stool

>>18298340

>>18299317
What's wrong with this? We at this regularly in the midwest. Coastie roasties are missing out!

>>18310470
Because it's overcooked pasta covered in vomit and "cheese"

>>18294614
Nov. 24.13

>>18308910
>candy bad!
Congrats on being a miserable bastard I guess?

>>18309543
kekku kekku

>>18289656
Holy kek

>>18285856
This bitch sold shit filled Twinkies as well. Pic unrelated, but from the same genre.

>>18311473
Please report to the FDA ASAP.
Ppl could get sick from that stuff.

>>18308693
I've had these before. I like tart grapes more, so they weren't my favorite, but they were good. Tasted better than cotton candy.

>>18311493
We all know the FDA only goes after people who pose a significant competitive threat to Coca-Cola, Pfizer or some other big food or drug company. Plus, depopulation is in their agenda, so what do they care if some simp gets sick and dies from chowing down piss gummies?

>>18286577
>rape shack pizza
okay

>>18309216
>"This should not be attempted by anyone"
- Ordinary Sausage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOdHN0k4N34

>>18309543
>Koko

>>18306418
My grandma eats this but without the top one.

>>18309531

>>18286651
Yeah just waste the entire animal to eat its skin, christ

>>18290962
this is what my fat friend does at an all you can eat sushi place

>>18312410
You're free to go eat the inside of that thing you twat.

>>18291121
That's not how a running sushi place works. If it's a decent place you pay based on the amount of plates you've amassed. If the plates comes in various colors, each color represents a different price tier. I'm fairly certain the sheet in the bottom right is a price guide.
A tenner says that's nouveau riche Chinese tourists that wanted to try it.

These places also come in shitty all you can eat versions, which I thought this was until I noticed the alleged price guide.

>>18282879
not disgusting when i imagine it as strawberry-flavored candy

>>18285856
>>18311473
What is wrong with simps?

>>18298090
What the fuck did he just do? I can’t believe I have not seen this Ja/ck/ clip yet.

>>18314857
Everything. They aren't human.

>>18315455
>>18314857
4.6 billion dollars spent this year on only fans

i've been down the rabbithole when i had a speed habbit but never spent a dollar on smut

not sure the psychology behind actually giving people money for no reason. pretty sure its a conditioned trait and not naturally occurring.

either way it's in bad taste for everyone

>>18290030
>>18290035
Family of pet fuckers. Yoshi is 25% purse-dog.

>>18290962
>>18291097

they're probably mainland Chinese that are almost certainly being the worst, most obnoxious tourists they can be in Japan.

>>18315536
Yoshi is CUTE
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

>>18305467
I did that once as a kid. I think it was clam chowder. I still ate it. I'm surprised i never got cancer.

>>18314082
I've been to such places; you can order direct if you want a special order, as they fucking well ought to have done

>If it's a decent place you pay based on the amount of plates
lol that's nowise a measure of quality anon

>>18315782
"decent" as in, not all you can eat machine rolled crap.

>>18315612
Calm down Xavier. I know you're used to dealing with minors, and she's Japanese, but taking advantage of mentally infirmed minors as an educator is tripling down.

>>18286587

>>18292116
A garloid farm

>>18308910
>You must be a woman if you like them

>>18309018
AAah fuck you for reminding me of this

>>18315474
My working theory is that the fact that everything's locked behind a paywall gives subscribers a feeling of exclusivity. I realize that this is inherently retarded, simce hundreds of other people have access to the account, but we have to take into account how utterly pathetic a simp is. For them, the act of regulary paying a girl for access to her nudes turns her into a kind of pseudo-girlfriend for the simp. It's a relationship stripped down to it's most basic elements: spend money on girl routinely, girl gives sexual gratification.

Except the simp doesn't even get sex. He only gets nudes. The same nudes that hundreds of other guys get. But in their mind, the fact that they are paying for them makes them somehow makes them "special" in the mind of the girl. These are the most pathetic, desperate, hopeless men imagineable. They lock themselves into relationships that will never produce anything of value, soley so they can say "this girl gives me her nudes but not to most people" to themselves, and they will stay in these delusional relationships until they die. They are deserving of nothing but ridicule and loathing. They are wretched little goblins who inflate the price of pussy to unreasonable amounts, and pat themselves on the back for doing so.
Simps. Must. Die.

>>18309018
?
Never seen this, can you post?

>>18317441
>words words words
You could just have posted this and said it was a summary of the simp.

>>18289605
Unironically Mark of the Beast.

>>18298488
lmfao