/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18259043
its in the toilet

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>>18259043
Holy fuck that looks good.

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>>18259043
I recognize that image

>>18259043
>Oi! Ye cull dat scran ye fekkin poofta! Ngubu scarr a fekkin gool arready!

>>18259269
fag! gay ass salad boy!!!

2 strips of bacon, four small eggs and a can of spinach.

>>18259043
OP here, sorry I posted the wrong image

This and a Monster Mule.

>>18259245
eating ass is animal behaviour

>>18259412
Just trying to eat healthy.

>>18259668
Just put it all in a blender with water and chug. I can't stand sitting there chewing a fucking salad.

>>18259715
The larger the pieces the better it tastes.

>>18259043
Every saturday after going swimming.
Nectah.

its kino still eating it.

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>>18259412
I think I understand why you thought my salad looked gay. I forgot to add an egg and frozen peas.

>>18259269
>raw mushrooms
the fuck

>>18260057
Are raw mushrooms bad?

>>18259269
How's weight loss?

>>18260087
Depends on the type but the ones in the pic should be fine.
Some have toxins that get neutralized when they're cooked.

>>18260094
Started at 265? went down to 178. Now I'm bouncing between 195 and 205.

>>18260099
I mostly add them for variety.

Anyone know why the lemon pig thread got nuked? am I allowed to ask?

>>18259043
I don't have my pic, but I had tortilla kebab (~1 foot long, with mixed kebab meat and fries instead of veggies). I paid $4.23 (today's local currency to dolar exchange rate). It was solid 7/10 deal.

>>18259043
with some pringles(75% of a can of pringle)

>>18259269
Kill yourself

>>18259043
I can't tell, is there a pudding or pie in there or is it just chips, gravy and peas?

Also I never got the point of getting both gravy and peas, but I don't really like mushy peas that much anyway

>>18260293
xdk8w

>>18260035
What the hell is this

Rote Grütze? Based if so

Disgusting otherwise

>>18260563
Something similar, I guess? I used elderberries and apples.
>Disgusting otherwise
Don't say that unless you know what it is.

>>18259043

Roastbeef, beans and potatoes

Put it under the broiler, turned out good.

>>18259431
KEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!
>"I just CAN'T stop SUCKING COCKS!!"

>>18260087
No, anon...
Button mushrooms, or ANY that you'd find in a salad, are just fine.
>ENOKI are particilarly nice

>>18259043
That looks absolutely abysmal OP, I’m sorry

>>18259043

toasted crumpets smeared with Cadbury's chocolate spread, with 2 bananas, a handful of blueberries and another of grapes

i cant i already ate it

I don't have a photo but I just made a burrito with homemade tortillas. The tortillas tasted good but they weren't as floppy as they should have been, more like a thin pita bread. The tortillas would kind of bend but if I folded them over then they would crack.
Did I just not roll them thin enough or did I do something else wrong?

Recipe for 7 tortillas:
2.5 cups flour
1 tsp baking powder
2 tsp salt
1/2 cup crisco vegetable shortening
2/3 cup hot water

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>>18262679
I bet that was so damn good

I just ate this because I woke up at 12 PM and had a hangover

>>18262693
Wasn't bad, the pulled pork was juicy but I prefer a vinegar slaw.

>>18259043
Hey thats my dinner!

>>18260302
Meat and potato pie , chips, peas and gravy
Peas give different texture. The main problem is soaking up the gravy though. You end up with like a pea n gravy slurry at the end in the tray. Some places peas are more a firm mush than others. Some are very sloppy

I had soft tacos

>>18259043
Minute Steaks in cream of mushroom soup with a can of mushrooms thrown in grade A sloppa

>>18263057
Had some green beans on the side and a cold can of Pepsi

>>18263057
Throw some green herbs on top of that and it's indistinguishable from a $40 plate at a restaurant.

>>18262679
I want some pulled pork now.

Another day of stuff on rice, sucks being poor

>>18259043
Sorry, I don' t have a pic your your mothers muffin.

>>18260100
Nice work anon

Only sigma male gigachads will appreciate that I ate 2 of these plus a large fry and a large coke.

>>18263214
Hey, at least the stuff looks good.

>>18263214
Too poor to make a candy pizza from scratch?

>>18261852
Gain taste

This, plus some rice crackers as a side. Kinda dry and bland, but at least I resisted my urge to get takeout.

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>>18259043
Store bought buckwheat with stewed pork.

>>18266368
ohhh ayeee ohhh ayeee bada bing

>>18263475
Well, yes. That would be an unnecessary luxury when I should be eating stuff that gives me the energy I need to be a productive member of society.

Stuff on rice again but with tofu and zucchini.
I’m thinking about making my own kimchi

>>18259269
>raw mushrooms
Did you run out of gas or something?

>>18267057
that looks good bro what did you put in there?

>>18267065
This and fish sauce, salt because my soya sauce is empty, MSG and lots of garlic I put some sesame oil on top for that Korean flavour. Zucchini came out of my bosses garden and it weighed 3,4kg.

>>18267063
looks like mold

>>18259269
Food doesn’t have a gender or a sexuality but that’s a pretty gay lunch. Are you on a diet?

Just moved, one of the first things I cooked on a stove

Delicious

Was delicious.

mcchicken

>>18268254
Thats literal feces, anon

>>18268284
Yeah, but I didn't take a pic before I ate. I didn't eat the poop, you weirdo.

>>18259605
that lion blood energy

>>18263392

;_; theyre not $2 anymore. lifes not worth living bros.

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>>18268254
Based poopoo poster.

>>18262601
You might need to roll them thinner but you also should steam them to make them more pliable. They get crusty after being cooked and steaming will soften them.

>>18268292
Based Yuengling enjoyer.

I shove these in the microwave and get them nice and hot and soggy and just go to town on them

>>18269536
Oh fug:)

>>18259043
two eggs over easy with toast, then a thing of yogurt and a clementine, washed down with kratom and a glass of orange juice

i'm very loney

>>18267096
Didn't think I was a fag until I spent too much time on /b/.

>>18267334
razor clams are the best, i like them more than scallops even. i'd buy them by the kg at seafood restaurants in vietnam, good times. i was happier then, i had friends

>>18267057
you should- it's easy and delicious. protip add some garlic and ginger for xxxtra flavor

>>18267061
Do you cook mushrooms for your salad?

>>18259754
That pizza looks so tasty

>>18259043
Looks like a scene from a certain, infamous AVGN skit

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>>18260037
What is this depression era stuff? If the portions were doubled I might be okay with it.

>>18260287
Had one of these once from a food truck when drunk wow...Insanely good.

>>18259043

I ate shrimp because i'm an alcoholic and I focus on the alcohol and less on the calorie count.

yep didn't each breakfast or lunch. ate a few shrimp late into the night and drank a lot of beer so far

>>18268373
Is this legit asian/nord shit or is this a joke?

>>18269539
I wonder what the death count on these is up to with people burning their esophoguses on these

>>18269589
I never see these in the states

Pork sausage with sauerkraut, toasted potatoes, and golden onions. $23

>>18260511
> Puts the text in the name and captcha in the text box. Learn how to use a computer.

Learn how to use a computer, you're third world ESL is showing

Leftover turmeric rice & veggies, cold, with copious amounts of scotch bonnet sauce
breddy fugging good

>>18262857
Looks great. I love a simple lettuce salad

>>18269871
Drunk posting, lol.

Bean + sweet po

>>18269871
Deal with it trumptard

>>18268373
>he's never had fish head pie

>>18259754
Great photo:
>morbidly obese old man prepares to eat 10lb of goyslop
>"but i have a MASK to stay HEALTHY!!!!"
Boomers, man...

>>18262601
>7 tortilla burrito
oh fuck how big was that monster

I put garlic, prosciutto, tomatoes and olive oil on a piece of naan bread and baked it for 8 minutes in the toaster oven. It was pretty good. I call it naan pizza

>>18259043
Throwing together some fried fish and cherry tomatoes later. Mostly because I have a shitload of the latter right now.
Maybe some pasta.

>>18270870
Is that Monroe? Did she ever take it in the ass?

I didn't take a picture because why would I, but the last thing I ate was an "Italian casserole". Basically cut-up stale bread with a mixture of cream cheese, spinach and onion spread onto it, topped with frozen meatballs, a jar of spaghetti sauce and shredded mozzarella from a bag.

It was delicious.