/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18251635
one of the workers at my local mcdonalds always hooks me up with extra nuggets I think somebody is flirting with me

>>18251635
Imagine eating that shit

>>18251635
Or you got a double cheeseburger and are making up this bullshit.

>>18251643
I am...

>>18251643
>meat
>cheese
>bread
OMG!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE >:(

>>18251643
imagine being so insecure you can't even eat food because you're afraid reddit is going to bully you for it. reevaluate your life

>>18251717
Exactly nothing the matter with eating a delicious and nutritious McDonalds burger!

>>18251718
No one said anything about Reddit except you.

>>18251635
Congrats anon.

>>18251722
Is this supposed to be some kind of antisemetic meme?

>>18252067
Jews aren't the only Semites, stop the erasure of other Semitic peoples bigot.

>>18252067
its the nuance, look at the context of the thread you philistine

>>18251722
>>18252067
>THERE'S JEWS IN THE FUCKING BURGERS

>>18252559
Fuck off shill

>>18251635
Mcdouble has two cheese slices. Double cheeseburger has one. That's why they call it a mcdouble. Source: worked at McDonald's for 8.5 years.

>>18252559
>goylent sneed

>>18251717
>meat
Fake meat dripping in seed oils
>cheese
Fake cheese full of preservatives
>bread
Fake bread full of artificial ingredients and mountains of sugar

Yes keep coping goyslop boy

>>18251639
OP, not many women are willing to flirt with a 600lb tendie lord.

>>18252067
how is this an antisemetic meme its a fucking square and a circle not everything is about "duh jews"

do you think jews are behind eveything you paranoid racists. shut your big nose racist ass up.

>>18251635
>You'll never believe this. I ordered a McDouble...
>...and they accidentally ejaculated in it! I got a free extra sauce in my Double Cheeseburger®!

>>18252561
Go crawl up your own monkeypoxxed and syphillitic asshole, you fuckwitted mong.

>>18251635
I'm gonna get mcdonalds for dinner because of this post. so I hope you get an extra penny or two for your obvious shill post being successful.

>>18252607
No anon, dont! ITS WHAT THEY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

>>18251635
haha, they should call you cheese for frees!

>>18252630
anon it's too late. my dumb lil brain has already decided and now nothing else sounds even remotely appetizing.

>>18251635
I kid you not guys, last week I ate McDonalds 3 times which I never do and Ive been craving more of this shit ever since, I didnt even fill them with any sauce. What the fuck are they putting in this burgers, they werent even that great

>>18251635
you're right, i can't believe it.
also mcdonalds has the best american cheese. it has no flavor, just texture.

>>18252642
Fast food places manage 1 or 2 product lines in the form of flavor profiles. Based on your own physiology and diet, different flavor profiles can be more or less addictive to you. The low-cost items like the McDouble are designed to get you hooked on the flavor profile while being obviously flawed, while the big ticket items like the Double Quarter-pounder with cheese deliver the same flavor profile to a standard that you might be satisfied with, except at high profit margins.

tl;dr you are addicted to salt, sugar, and safflower oil, which can increase the glycemic index of already sugary and starchy foods (sharper insulin hit).

jokes on you, me and my boy jamal wiped our dicks and balls all over the buns

>>18252663
The Double Quarter Pounder is low quality ever since they went to the new patties, absolutely dripping with grease.

>>18251635
They are so far from their advertised pictures I'm surprised they haven't been sue for misrepresentation.

>>18251635
What is the difference between the Mcdouble and Double cheese burger?

>>18252776
a slice of cheese and about 50-80 cents depending if it's franchised or not

That meat looks extremely fucked, and the cheese looks like plastic

>>18251733
It's fully implied in your post.

>>18252720
That's fine, I don't eat at Mcdonalds anyway.

It looks like op already had it in his mouth then put it back in the bun for the photo

>>18252782
Oh, that's it?
They are selling Mcdouble's 2 for 3.50 here so I guess I'll try it

I always ask for the extra slice and they give it to me for free at my local McD's
Now they call me slice for free!

>>18252797
Have fun getting spit in your burger

>>18252789
What I implied was that OP was a fat fuck. You're the one obsessing with Reddit 24/7.

>>18251639
Nothing is free. Now you owe the cook. He will come and tell you he's gonna use your ass. If you refuse, he will force it and no one will intervene. You accepted something, you have to pay. That's the code.

>>18251635
>be McDonalds employee
>making burgers as the customer is ordering
>customer cancels one of his double cheeseburgers
>already made it though.. fuck
>next person orders a McDouble
>fuckit, here you go
doesn't end up in the waste bucket. Win-win.

>>18251639

>>18251635
just ate 2 mcdubs and a junior chicken. 1100 something calories. I feel like shit right now.

>>18251635
>feel inspired by this post
>I wanna try to get free cheese on MY burger too!!!!!
>go to dickdonalds
>order mcdouble
>open wrapper
>only 1 slice of cheese
Doh! Curse you mcdonalds! You win again!!!! You tricked me into giving me your money in hope for better results like I was told I would get!!!! Im impressed!!! I should have never challanged a godlike corporation like you guys!!!

>>18252842
i don't mind being a seat filler, which I assume is what my ass will be used for.

>>18252795
I assume that isn't USD? around me mcdoubles are $2.69 each these days. I'll never forget when they were just $1. the entire old dollar menu was so fucking kino. I remember when I was young I'd go smoke weed with my friends but beforehand we'd go to mcds to get food. I'd spend $11 and get 10 fucking items off the dollar menu, shit was so unbelievably cash. there's nothing that quite satisfies after multiple back to back bong rips like a sack of now lukewarm mcds.

>>18251635
I thought McDouble always referred to a double cheeseburger?

>>18253096
wrong
1 cheese = mcdouble
2 cheese = double cheeseburger
it's always been that way since the two have coexisted.

>>18253119
my country doesn't even have mcdouble then

>>18253146
what country?

>>18252785
Have you ever seen McDonald's before?

>>18253152
Finland

>>18251635
yo dog i like mcdonalds but those patties lookin sus

>>18253322
How so?

>>18252789
>>18252830
Yeah anon is right, there's no implication of Reddit and if any comment of disapproval makes you think of Reddit, it's you who has a problem.

has anyone tried taking a mcdouble from mconalds and put an extra slice of velvetta on it?

#lifehacks eat your heart out ann reardon you bitch

>>18251635
You got extra cheese, but does that really matter when they still overcooked the meat?

>>18253681
Yes. The cheese slices they sell at the store aren't the same as McDonalds cheese. It's less orange and less salty, and just isn't the same at all.

>>18253681
>Anna reardon
She debunks life hacks which is what I'm about to do, mcdicks cheese is definitely not velveeta

>>18253295
yeah you don't have the mcdouble, but the double cheeseburger is the same exact thing, just extra cheese.

also you have loads of stuff we don't have; pepper fries, chili cheese tops, carrots, apples, mozzarella sticks (we used to have them). you have a few burgers we don't have, as well as the vegetarian burgers we do not have here. different salads too, and we do not have wraps any more, but they might be coming back I've heard. overall it looks like you have a larger more varied menu like we used to have in the US. the mcdonalds menu has been shrunk down drastically over the past few years here.

>>18253748
I take it back, we do have apples I forgot about that. also you have a chili mayo dip, cheddar dip, garlic dip, 'mcfeast dip' whatever that is and some other stuff.

>>18251635
You’re not fooling anyone with that glove, spook.

Fuck I miss the dollar menu
Nothing like a McGangBang

Open up a mcdouble between both patties and put an entire mcchicken inside
Fuck

Good enough to put you in a fucking coma for just 2$

>>18251635
Lmfao i fucking love that even the cooking board on this dog shit site hates Jews.

>>18251639
they call me three for free

>>18253804
Beef and chicken don't taste good together. I never understood the appeal of the McGangBang.

>>18252587
Everything you just said is fake and gay.

>>18253839
Even kosher food is BAD!!!

>>18253839
The whole site is just /pol/ lol, even the small hobby boards are infected. Discord is porn caves and child grooming servers, Facebook is the McDicks of social media, Twitter is optimized to generate drama and is useless for just about anything other than following porn artists, Reddit is the exact same thing as 4chan with every sub being infested b r/worldnews and r/politics and it's even worse since the war began. The nunet fucking sucks.

>>18253782
mcfeast dip is just mcfeast sauce, the stuff in chicken sandwiches

>>18251635

wow

>>18254780

just wow

>>18251635
All dat cheese all day long boyz

>>18254775
the stuff on chicken sandwiches is literally just mayo here.

>>18255825
Honestly it pretty much is just re-branded mayo.

>>18251639
No anon they just fear you
If they satiate you with nuggies for another day then they save themselves from becoming the nuggie

>>18252067
god you kids are something else....