/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18239897
Here's Lucky through the years.

>>18239916
2010 Lucky is on the precipice of madness

>>18239919
He's seen some things.

Here's the Trix Rabbit.

Here's Tony the Tiger.

>>18239897
Cute

ice 4 scream!

>>18239919
He just discovered that lead makes his marshmallows sweeter

>>18239986
>>18239897
I like the Sugar Free ones myself.

>>18240047
>>18239897
These two are brother and sister, r-right?

>>18239897
>>18239986
>>18240047
You people are all sick pedophiles

>>18240047
Probably better for you too. Curious now, was a single poc's picture used during the making of these? It was a different time, a better time in my opinion.

>>18240058
>poc
What the fuck is a poc?

>>18240065
Person of color

>>18240055
>i can't see a picture of a child without sexualizing them

typical canadian

>>18240065
nigger

>>18240055
>Y-YOU'RE A PEDOPH-ACK!!

>>18240069
Just call them coloured people. If you want to be specific, then refer to them as negro/chinaman/redskin

>>18239916
1973 is the best Lucky

>>18239934
In the 1980s, they hosted a nation-wide vote for kids to decide if the rabbit should be allowed to have some Trix
Something like 90% of kids voted yes. I always found that sweet

>>18239916
Man 98-10 had that soyface look before it became cool

>>18239919
He knew the hard times were coming...

>>18239916
What the fuck happened in 1990? Frikken amateur hour at General Mills box art department.
Actually, that whole right side is terrible.

>>18239897
>what is this, a child prostitute
>yes sir, we're after the coveted pedophile market

>>18239897
>bout 8 or 10
>already looks like a worn out truck stop prostitute
wooof!

>>18239986
>now, i was thinking of a sort of "fag nostalgia" theme for our next product, a combo popsicle/ice dildo
>basically, the model should resemble what every gay looked like on the last day he was straight

>>18240264
that rocks
thanks for sharing

>>18239897
Why is this child dressed up like a fucking whore?

>>18239897
>We're losing sales in the red states
>quick, appeal to the pedo demographic!
>it works

>>18239916
I guess 2016 didn't market well because he's back to a mix between 1998 and 2010

>>18239897
that face is fucking terrifying holy shit
seriously what the fuck, it looks like a demonic puppet from a horror movie.

This box used to trip me out as a kid

>>18239916
Kind of a fan of Waldo there in 1975 desu.

>>18239934

>>18239897
For me it’s the Dairy Queen I’ve cream sandwich

>>18239897
Topo chico lady has some nice sideboob

>>18239919
Fucking lost

>>18243121
>If only you knew how fruity things reslly are.

>>18240047
In America, ice lollies are sold as bullets.

>>18239897

>>18243284
Is eggnog a halloween thing in the US??

>>18243837
No, equally confused

>>18243837
>>18243902
In the midwest, we do things differently...

>>18240069
The pocs are a pox

for me its the lactaid cow

>>18243983

>>18243983
I can’t see lactaid without thinking of Corruption of Champions

>>18243988
>Corruption of Champions
reminds me of BreedingSeason on swfchan

>>18243837
Yes. We have nogs for every holiday

>>18244027
Jelly bean milk

>>18243837
More Christmas than anything, but it's most popular during the autumn/winter.

>>18239949
god damn what i wouldn't give

>>18244283
To go back?

>>18240055
no, that's these fuckers they put on the rest of the boxes
just look at that coach, you know he's dreaming of kidnapping that banana pop kid

I like how mr evan Williams or whatever looks like he's deep in suicide ideation as he raises whst is probably his 12th glass of the night.

I like the Morton salt girl logo

>>18247619
Old grand dad seems more at peace if a bit sinister.
Wouldn't trust him desu

>>18247644
Now Mr. Old Overholt seems trustworthy though. Helps that he reminds me of that guy who gives you your class and star sign in the beginning of morrowind.
7/10, first whiskey grandpa I'd trust not to do something hinkey if I passed out

>>18246427
>artifically flavored banana quiescently frozen confections
what in the everloving fuck

>>18247658
Old Taylor is both more well kept and significantly less old than his peers.
He looks like a 19th century doctor.
Probably a 9/10 on trust just because I bet he wouldn't fall asleep and let the stove go out

>>18247679
Now bare with me, old crow was evidently invented by a bird but he was a crown or some kind raven. They're very intelligent, he was a doctor no less.
And they're very loyal to humans they trust.
His sour mash is also allegedly the original.
10/10 for the good doctor

>>18246427
Seeing them banana and fudge pops makes me miss the best of both worlds as a lad

>>18244027
>old recipe
>jelly bean milk
just like nonni used to make in the old country

>>18247932
Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh

Banana.

Huhhuhhuhhuhuhhuh.

Fudge.

Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh

>>18247644
GRAND DAD?

>>18243180
>take a bite
>slab of ice-cream slides out from between the "cookies"
good logo though
>>18243983
your cute cow cant make me drink fake milk.

>>18248156
>your cute cow cant make me drink fake milk.

it's not fake milk that's the whole point. It's milk with lactase enzyme added so you don't get the diarrhea sour shits if you're lactose intolerant.

It tastes just like regular milk just ever so slightly sweeter. it is also stays good longer.

Ever had a lactose/milk stout? The stuff they pour in the 'milk' stout is exactly the thing that goes in Lactaid.

>>18239897
I saw this in a Korean store, and though I didn't buy it, I fucking love the packaging.

>>18247658
i prefer this rendition, personally

>>18251189
>Sakes alive! How many glasses has it been now, anon? My bottle is quite nearly half empty...

>>18239916
he was going through a weird phase in 75

>>18251490
is what he says to me every single night

>>18243348

>>18247697
Another bourbon distilled by birds, but now it's our own turkey.
Benjamin Franklin did say the turkey was a noble bird superior to the bald eagle but from personal contact, they're bastards who attack cars with wild abandon.
I suppose that's not far from the American spirit really.
Either way wild turkey 101 is likely a plot to incapacitate America's human population.
Mr. Wild does look rather dapper on the label though.
5/10 for trust, 9/10 for respect

>>18251981
Now I really want to know about the bird-whiskey bund conspiracy. It even reaches outside of America.
This grouse, which I understand to be like a kind of funny chicken thing, certainly looks famous.
He's incredibly smug, but in a winsome kind of way.
He really does look famous, I'd ask for his autograph.
Trust 6/10
Glamor 10/10

>>18251981
Now I really want to know about the bird-whiskey bund conspiracy. It even reaches outside of America.
This grouse, which I understand to be like a kind of funny chicken thing, certainly looks famous.
He's incredibly smug, but in a winsome kind of way.
He really does look famous, I'd ask for his autograph.
Trust 6/10
Glamor 10/10

>>18247679
>topmost class

>>18240055
OK and?

>>18243983
>>18243987
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I think I'm a furry now.

>>18244027
>>18244059
I'm intrigued. How do I milk a jellybean?

>>18239919

>>18239897

>>18252801
Can someone print it and past it at food boxes xD

>>18252736
Gently, lovingly...

>>18252016
sat down to have a drink in an actual billionaire’s office, he offers me The Famous Grouse, add some tap water and says “tastes like apple juice, doesn’t it?”

who am I to say no? but, for real, tastes like apple juice, wtf

>>18246427
The coach that eats the ice cream while the team showers is always the iconic one

The sexy latino nasonex bumblebee deserves a mention.

>>18252016
If it’s so famous, then how come the bird doesn’t have a bad Netflix Autobiography?

>>18253844
You mean latinX , bigot?

>>18255130
How do you even pronounce that?
>LAT-INN-ECHHS
>LAA-TEEN-ECHS

>>18239916
so what happened in the mid 70's? did they decide LEPRECHAUNS ARE RACIST and then in the 80's said nah it's fine actually ?

>>18252775
based anon

>>18243837
no
it's for christmas only
recently dairies have been trying to increase profits by bringing the eggnog out earlier and earlier
first it was marketed in november as a thanksgiving drink
and now apparently for halloween
I'm pissed off

>>18247932
these still exist

>>18256634
Latinx rhymes with minx.

>>18241614
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>>18240718
Samefag

>>18257879
All me.

>Mr. Adolphus Busch, how should we advertise your new flagship lager
>TWINK ABDUCTION, EHEBEPHILIC RAPE!
>What.
>YOU BASTARDS HEARD ME! PUT THE RAPE OF GANYMEDE ON ALL OF OUR AD COPY, GIVE GANYMEDE A BIG BOTTLE OF BUDWEISER AS THE AMERICAN BALD EAGLE ZEUS CARRIES HIM AWAY TO RAPE HIM
>.... right away, Mr. Busch

>>18258552
Imagine strolling fown to your local saloon in 1905 for a schooner of beer and being confronted with this newly added to the wall

meanwhile at miller
>dude put a sexy moon witch on it
>nice

>>18252775
Good effort

>>18241572
And looks like its a boy too.... if it was a girl would be atleast a little bit natural but they put lashes and lipstick on a boy and jewels. Thats sad

>>18256762
lmao

>>18239934
The 2015 version is just pathetic

>>18239916
>>18239934
What the hell happened to make the mid to late 2010s so fucking soulless?

>his food isn't so high quality it needs permission from the king of the country to be sold.

somebody post the orange dreamsicle lickable one

>>18239897
Always liked the "in your face" artwork of this candy, no matter how outdated it looks now

>>18259292
That was obviously a temporary promotion.

>>18260394
>outdated
Shut the fuck up, that art is timeless.

>>18260411
As much as I love the current artwork, this is better

>>18260419
>HOT TAMALE KID
>$1.25
>gaily printed

The packaging art for Tofurky has given me nightmares for years.

>>18260461
>2 liter
Canadian or do yanks also call theirs 2 liters?

>>18260526
this is OC btw

>>18260526
>>18260530
Miss Orient?

Choose your fighter, /ck/

>>18260537
We used to feature native americans everywhere. Then political correctness kicked in and soon they won't exist.

>>18260537
Are/were fruit crate labels this gloriously gaudy/weird everywhere or is this just an American thing?

>>18259648
Half the supermarket here is by Appointment to the Queen.

>>18260562
>tfw the tiny negro king's case overfloweth with sweet potatoes

>>18260566
>Oi, do you 'av a loiscense to tuck into the Queen's tomato sauce mate?

Airplanes seemed like a popular topic.
I suppose that'll be the aftermath of ww2 for you

>>18260526

>>18248511
Topoki is my favorite Korean food. I'm shocked it hasn't caught on over here.

>>18260626
if you are drew you fell off bad when you started drawing, bring back the blog

>>18260390
You have my curiosity

>>18260537
For me, it's Jerry.

>>18239934
The Trix rabbit is a girl right?

>>18261173
No, what even gave you that idea?

>>18260537
I'm a bit of a "Comer" myself, that's why i only get Plenti Grand vegetables

>>18261178
Uh... I used to jerk off to her as a kid
Just something about the long ears

>>18261193
Does this sound like a girl to you? https://youtu.be/9qKImICbINc

>>18257965
You lying bitch

>>18260628
>young and tender
>5 o'clock shadow

>>18261211
I wasn't allowed to watch TV with the sound on as a kid

>>18259415
O bah muh

>>18239919
>2016=FOUR whites eyes
Yep, he GONE!
t. it was all that sugar, soy and artificial coloring
Tartrazine FTL!!

>>18240055
>Checked
Yeah but the PEPSI and COKE made 'em doit!!
https://youtu.be/b8S3xlIXObA

>>18240087
this...
https://youtu.be/yJj24t6nOn4

>>18259415
Nothing happened, you just forgot to take meds

>>18261227
this one only seems sexist because our modern culture is too fucking sensitive. my wife has to get me to open jars all the fucking time.

>>18260537
I’m going with the killer chicken vegetables.

>>18260526
The FUCK??
Where is that retarded graphic of "HomeSTYLE" on the Amos making the "Hang LOOSE" gesture??
Reverse Jemima??

>>18260556
truth

>>18260640
>Tiddies
Must be from the '20s--Oh SHID! ! 1920s

>>18261173
Always had a MALE voice...

>>18256640
Black Irish

>>18246427
Jokes on you
They're all pedos

>>18239897
>>18239986
>>18240047
>>18246427
Why do they stick ugly people on the box? I don't want to eat any of that after seeing them, I'd pick a different brand.

>>18247643
Why is she spilling it?

I'm honestly half a mind to collect these things as a useless, autistic hobby.
They're just so pleasant to look at

>>18262934
Gotta love all the olde tyme hornyposting too

>>18262938

>>18262852
she's trying to prepare for the future ice storm but is too young to realize the rain will wash the salt away

>>18262938
>>18262943
It was a better time.