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This is a meal from the top-rated restaurant in London according to Tripadvisor.

>> No.18209685

Beans are such awful food, no clue why so many people like them

>> No.18209687 [DELETED] 

>>18209679
Looks like top rated trash. Britmuslims were a miatake

>> No.18209688

>>18209685
I had spicy pinto beans and hominy topped with grated raw garlic and a squeeze of lemon juice for dinner.

>> No.18209689

Tripadvisor

>> No.18209696

>>18209685
restaurants like them because they are cheap
people like them because they were raised poor (beans are a staple food for the poor) and they got used to them + it reminds them of when they were a kid

>> No.18209705

>>18209685
>>18209696
Beans are delicious and you can make them in so many different ways except retarded white people add brown sugar and ruin them.

>> No.18209707

>>18209696
a pot of great northern beans with ham is amazing. you're retarded.

>> No.18209710

massacred those eggs.

>> No.18209711

>>18209705
white people make cassoulet, which is one of the greatest bean preparations of all time. I say that as a partial spic who loves all the Mexican-style beans

>> No.18209723

>>18209685
Beans are good for your heart

>> No.18209724

cor, it looks like top rated in the whole world innit
simple ass

>> No.18209725

soggy mushrooms, tomato looks low quality and not seared enough, bacon looks fine, eggs were fucked up badly, chips look pretty good.

>> No.18209727

>>18209679
Do brits do mimosas? Or Bloody Mary’s for brunch?

>> No.18209729

>>18209679
>top-rated restaurant in London
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say its highly rated because its good value, not because it serves 3 start michelin quality meals .

>> No.18209733

>TripAdvisor
aka boomers

>> No.18209734

>>18209729
or it's right by heathrow or the tower or something and was on some travel show. usually how it works.

>> No.18209739

>>18209723
the more you the more you fart

>> No.18209740
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>>18209727
>mfw Americans call a Buck's Fizz a "mimosa"

>> No.18209741

>>18209679
Someone should be in cuffs for what they did to those eggs.

>> No.18209742

>>18209727
Pint of room temp Carling or two is common

>> No.18209744

>>18209740
>I'd like my Buck broken, please good sir

>> No.18209776

>>18209679
That sausage looks like a turd.

>> No.18209845

>>18209679
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE EGGS

>> No.18209897

>>18209740
Different ratios of champagne to orange juice bro

>> No.18209905
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18209905

What even is this menu

>> No.18210094

>>18209711
>I say that as a partial spic
Have more respect for yourself anon

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>> No.18210127

>>18209696
I promise you that I am richer than you, grew up in an upper-middle class household, and I love beans.
Learn how to cook before knocking them.

>> No.18210136

>>18209679
Looks like shit see>>18210118

>> No.18210152

>>18209905
I'm more interested in the sausages and rolls in the back

>> No.18210158

>>18210118
dear god not a single thing on that plate is not fake

>> No.18210174
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18210174

It's all an illusion

>> No.18210179

>>18210174
>Full day of calories, fat, and sodium first thing after waking up
You'd better be an astronaut or a laborer working 10 hour shifts

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18210188

More beans
>>18209729
Near the Tower of London, also the top place in NYC is a steak place and not something I'm Times Square so I don't know what to say.

>> No.18210197

>>18210179
Correct you are sir! laborer (roofer) for five days a week usully 50-60 hrs and enjoying this on Sat. morning and taking a well deserved nap.

>> No.18210757

>>18209679
Do southerners really?

>> No.18210773

>>18209679
Jesus this looks dire
When I was in London last I went to Dishoom and got their version of a full English, was very good actually

>> No.18210842

>>18209711
Fabada asturiana moggs cassoulet

>> No.18210962

>>18210842
Cassoulet is god tier anon, sorry

>> No.18210976

>>18209679
proper scran

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>>18209685
Fucking kill yourself, bean hater

>> No.18211001

>>18209696
Learn to cook.

>> No.18211037

>>18209705
>except retarded white people
mutts dont count as white, stop lumping them in with us, thanks

>> No.18211053

>>18211037
>us
You wish

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>> No.18211091

>>18209679
The quality of a restaurant can be measured by the simplest of dishes. For example, I can see the chips have been fried to perfection, bacon looks to be top quality, they put in the effort to fry the tomato, eggs aren't to oily/buttery, ...
This is a good breakfast.

>> No.18211094

>>18209685
If you think beans are awful, it means you've never had them prepared correctly.

>> No.18211096

>>18209710
Unless the patron ordered their eggs over-hard. At least the yolks didn't start turning green.

>> No.18211108

>>18211091
What? eggs look like dried out pieces of shit you got some French fries that look soggy some undercooked and probably cold beans and the mushrooms look slimy as well as everything else looks slimy

>> No.18211125

>>18209679
Top rated restaurant? What do the dredges serve? I shudder to think

>> No.18211137

>>18209679
Which travelodge in London is that?
>>18209905
One that looks good until you realise it's been standing there for over half an hour, overcooked and sodden, before you got to it.

>> No.18211168

>>18209679
i live in london and i confirm i have never seen anywhere serve this shit. post proof naow or larp

>> No.18211182

>>18209710
Lot of old folk order eggs cremated like that. They got a problem with yolk texture

>> No.18211219

>>18211137
>>18211168
Devine Restaurant Coffee Bar

>> No.18211221

>>18209679
the one thing i miss about british cuisine is that bacon. so much better than the shit we have in america

>> No.18211276

>>18211096
*Unless the table ordered their eggs over-hard, peep the plate in the back.

>> No.18211592

>>18211276
Bruh

>> No.18211607

>>18210842
I've never had it.

>> No.18211619
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>>18211221
>Americans eat circumcised bacon
>Brits eat the foreskin of the bacon
I don't know why either of you faggots feel the need to chop up a perfectly good slice of bacon.

>> No.18211629

>>18211619
Different parts of the pig

>> No.18211637

>>18211629
Literally the exact same part as you can see in the picture I posted. It's typically cut in half so you get the streaky bacon on the left and the "British" bacon on the right.

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>>18209739
Got me

>> No.18211931

>>18209685
Good source of fibre, those types of beans don't really taste of much so they are the perfect vehicle for sauce, which is what they come in.

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>english breakfast
>canadian breaklfast
>southern breakfast
>american breakfast

they're all the same

>> No.18212020

>>18209679
Look bruv, it's food. You're not going to be a changed man after eating it. Just pay whatever you want and fucking enjoy it. Shits gonna collapse soon anyways.

>> No.18212970

>>18210197
Fellow roofer bro

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18212984

This was 8 or 9 pounds in some city close to Luton in 2020.

>> No.18212991

>>18209685
Whoever talks shit about beans and mushrooms is a confirmed faggot who likes to have sex with animals,I will never change my mind

>> No.18212996

>>18209679
Decent scram but dodgy eggs

>> No.18213005

>>18212984
>no beans
>no toast/chips/hash browns
>no black pudding
it's better than a kick in the face

>> No.18213407

>>18212984
That looks awesome it only needs some toast. I like toast with my eggs. If you wouldn’t enjoy that you just simply don’t enjoy food and there is no helping you

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>>18211219
I mean the tripadvusor part, you can find this shit in any major city

>> No.18213649

>>18212984
>that shirt

This food is so bad they literally feed it to convicts

>> No.18213689

>>18212984
>Luton
scary

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>>1820968
Sometimes for breakfast I just pore some beans out into a plate and eat that and nothing else. Sometimes I microwave it hot but sometimes I just eat them cold