/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A bowl of larp with faggot sauce, garnished with shit bait.

>>18182783
Obviously would be corn. Other veggies like bell pepper work grilled too. Msybe do some potato dish on the side. Which others could eat aswell.

I will never prepare a vegan option for anyone. vegetarian sure, I'll make up a salad. but vegans can fuck off

>>18182795
You have obviously never hosted a BBQ for acquaintances before if you think this isn't a genuine question.

A loaded gun, pointed his direction until he leaves, trigger pulled if necessary.

>>18182783
>good vegan
[ ] good
[ ] vegan
choose one.

If you only extract it from consenting humans it is considered vegan. Thinking about it if a person have a leg amputated and decided to donate the leg to be used as food is it vegan as well?

>>18182783
BBQ beans or meatless chili, grilled corn on the cob, grilled mushroom onion and peppers are good and makes a decent sandwich. These are things I would eat regardless of food conduct, if you add in fake vegan cheese or meat you can obviously expand your options but it makes sense to stick with things that other people would also eat without a second thought.

>>18182829
>If you only extract it from consenting humans it is considered vegan.
according to whom?

>>18182783
Grilled veggies and tofu slathered with tasty glaze and then finished in the grill to make it stick to the.

And keep the sides meat-free, so vegans can eat those as well. Also get good quality bread. That's it.

>>18182933
Vegans consider breast milk ok to feed the baby. The mother is consenting and is not being exploited. So by the same logic cock milk is vegan.

>>18182829
I read natural harvest and these recipes are NOT sperm-based.

Most of them consist of a normal recipe with a small amount jizz added just because.

Lots of times it tells you to whisk the semen into a froth as a garnish - how boring. I wanted bukkake levels of jizz, not this shit.

What I've tried doesn't even taste that special. Would not recommend.

>>18182783
I'm vegetarian, but if I was going to a BBQ I'd be happy to have a simple salad

>>18182783
Hold them down and force-feed them pork until they die.

>>18182783
one of my vegan friends once fed me vegan hotdogs and I didn't even realize they were vegan until he told me, just tasted like regular shitty hotdogs
just get those and some bread and relish and make some dawgs wa la

>>18182783
Fried spicy broccoli and veg skewers are usual crowd pleasers that are also vegan.

>>18183021
You must have some real shitty hotdogs if you can't tell them appart from the vegan ones.

>wa la
You arabic?

>>18183049
Lurk moar, newfag.

>>18182783
Ask everyone to bring a side dish. The vegan will bring their own meal. The point of simple social bbqs, at least to most people that aren't autistic about cooking, is that its brings the community together in a pleasant atmosphere to share a meal and have some outdoor fun.

Besides asking everyone to bring a lil something (if losers can't cook a side they can bring a 12 pack and some ice). Other than that theres a lot of good filling bbq sides that can easily be done without meat. Dairy free mayo substitutes are sold in ducking walmart now for cheap you could easily do a potato salad or have a simple salad bar option. Vegans know what bbqs are like so if they wanna go to one most decent ones know to bring a good meal to share. If youre vegan friend isn't decent you can never accommodate enough, of they are decent they appreciate any small accommodation like even a simple dairy free dessert (and frankly I always try to make dairy free desserts for bbqs because damn near everyone is low key lactose intolerant and I don't want guests fucking up my toilets).

>>18182783
Go to the plant based section and buy the Impossible or Beyond Meat sausages, and they also have bean-based patties so you can make burgers and dogs for that guest. They use pea protein so you can eat them too without worrying about your soy intake

>>18182783
Restaurant I worked at had some basic ones, the menu has changed sinceI was there but the veg skewers and veg fajitas were pretty popular amonst the vegans that were dragged there by friends.

>>18182783
Water

>>18182969
What would you use it on? I have tasted mine out of curiosity and it is just some sticky snot. No bitter or any of the bulshit people make up to say it tastes bad nor anything particularly interesting. Just some slightly salty mucus.

>>18182806
You didn't really ask him\her what he\she want? is this your first time doing a BBQ?

>>18183049
American people didn't know is "Voilà", but they cover it stating that's a meme

>>18182819
>>18183134
>>18183166
Posting on blue board without being aware of rules or just trying to being edgy?

Mushroom.

Cauliflower steak or grilled corn, they won't expect more

>>18182783
tomato (it has to be good quality tomato or the whole thing is suicide tier) onions, all sliced into one bite slices. Then you pull over olive oil and salt, modena vinegar is optional

humus (humus with olivada is even better) you can buy a good quality one

eggplant,tomato, onion, pepper you put a iron rod through them and cook them in the bbq

picked skewer or toothpick: picled everyhting - boneless olives, cebolleta, guindillas, pickle (this is actually insanely good, fit for non vegans too ;^))

that's all I can think for for now, OH, home cooked falafel sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, onions, and some vegan sauce that fits well, this should be a banger

My girlfriend is vegan for ethical reasons. Last time we had a BBQ I smoked a pineapple for her at her request. She had to watch me eat brisket while pretending to enjoy a smoked pineapple.

>>18182783
Veggie burgers

>>18182783

>>18182783
Eggplant sliced just like that or halved and stuffed with cheese and onions.
Grill cheese, especially Haloumi.
Some Mushroom tops filled with compound butter.
This is all good stuff you can also eat yourself if something is left over.

>>18183430
>pretending to enjoy a smoked pineapple

Smoked pineapple is delicious as fuck.

Op just grill them some veggie dogs. Field Roast is a great brand.

>>18183272
Go back to whatever retarded hugbox you came from

>>18182783
12G shotgun. kek.

>>18182783
>I'm hosting a BBQ for coworkers and one is a vegan. What are some good vegan options I can have on hand for them?
If it's for coworkers but no one at all is bringing one single item for "potluck" then I guess you need to consider this person for the grill. Otherwise, ask them to bring what they like. Play dumb and put the ball in their court to bring a dish.
Go buy some vegan hot dog package, and buns, or a slab of tofu to marinate, and be sure to cook it first while the grill is clean of animal products. Keep warm in foil or something like that.
You could make sure the baked beans are vegetarian if you wish, or make 2 batches.
Buy a box of taboulleh salad mix from Near East, and just make it per the package directions, adding 4 tomatoes and 1 large hothouse cucumber. Hit with some lemon juice right before serving. Or marinate some simple canned chickpeans, if nothing available in your deli.
If you want to be very considerate, have a vegan hot dog topping, homemade like marinated purple onions, or lime-pickled jalapenos (sugar, lime juice and a red fresno pepper addeed to a jar of drained pickled jalapenos). Jar of piccalilli like like Howard's hot or mild peppers. A crudite platter that has hummus not just a mayo based dip will help. Everyone will enjoy these items too.

Here's an underrated one, margarine(vegan?) with jam/jelly/marmalade on a nice toast

How could I forget.
Toasted baguette slices, better yet, slightly olive oiled and put through a pan
then you rub half a tomato (pls be good quality), on it, and then add a bit of olive oil and salt, heavenly stuff

you gotta thank the catalans for this one

>firing up a seperate grill for literally one person
lolno

>>18182797
>grilled
>>18182930
>grilled corn on the cob, grilled mushroom onion and peppers

>>18182951
>Grilled veggies and tofu

>>18183040
>Fried

The OP said Barbecue, not grilling or frying.

>>18183581
retard

>>18182783
smoked cauliflour is actually pretty fucking good and cheap as fuck, also toss on just a little pan with some mushrooms too they get fucking delicious. also obligatory have some coleslaw, potato salad, pasta salad make at least one of those vegetarian/vegan.

>>18182783
I guess you could try to make baked beans with out any meat or some vinegar based coleslaw.

>>18183581
All you need for grilling is a grill. Free your mind and the rest will follow.

Corn on the cob, roasted and seasoned potatoes, grilled asparagus, caprese sans cheese (off to the side for everyone else), seasoned rice, vegan Mac and Cheese. It’s a bit harder since vegans can’t do eggs or milk, but there’s really a ton of options, more than meat based dishes for certain. Just remember, no meat, no milk, no eggs, no honey, no gelatin. Anything else is fair game.

>>18182783
Just grill some vegetables and maybe have some basmati rice cooked.

>>18182783
marinate some tofu and fry it

>>18182783
A vegan person in my town tried to shoot someone holding a sign like this. The lack of proper nutrients due to being a Vegan meant they could barely even pull the gun out of the holster and were too tired by the time they did. Instead of arresting them the police laughed their asses off and the vegan was so ashamed they moved out of town.

Greatest shit ever.

Give them the usual call it impossible bbq
If they tries to question you on taste, self pat yourself for making fake meat that taste exactly like real one
Or just bring impossible something and mix it with meat
They happy you happy too

>>18182801
salads can be and are vegan depending on the dressing you dumb faggot

>>18183843
And then everybody clapped.

>>18182783
Gazpacho. Just that and nothing else, they can have it all to their faggot vegan selves,

>>18183859
>not grilling corn or even making mashed potatoes at a BBQ, even for non vegans
you disgusting slob

>>18182806
Anon, I've hosted cookouts for friends and family. One of my buddy's daughters has gone full Lisa Simpson retarded. I was nice enough to set up a separate grill for veggies only to appease her.
NOPE.EXE
She still threw a fit as she could smell meat.
My buddy reprimanded her about how to act while being a visitor to other people's homes.

>>18183272
>pic related

>>18182783
Just get some portabella mushrooms, remove the stem, coat in oil and any seasoning blend. Throw them on a hot grill to get some marks. You really can't overcook them. Just a warning, you should get more than you think you need, all the non vegans will want some too.

>>18183581
>Barbecue, not grilling or frying
The fuck kind or bbq has no grilling?!

>>18182783
Beef is vegan. Cows don't eat any animals.

>>18183877
These are delicious.
You can overcook them as they can have all of the moisture pulled out of them.

>>18183883
Barbecue means low, slow, many hours of smoking. If it's hot and fast grilling it's not barbecue.

>>18183581
Name and Tripfags deserve the rope.
Fuck off you attention-seeking whore.
Adding your faggot name to my 4chan-X filter after this post.

>>18183877
>>18183894
Yeah, this avoids my primary problem with vegan foods. Portabellos aren't overtly processed or caked in corn syrup, so they make an excellent vegan replacement.

>>18183894
>You can overcook them as they can have all of the moisture pulled out of them.
Well yeah, that takes forever though. They are better when they're really well cooked, so rather than worrying about overdoing it just go until they get the grill marks you want and they're totally tender throughout.

>>18183896
you are describing what a smoker does. not everyone uses a smoker at a bbq

>>18183866
>not putting butter on them so they can't be considered vegan anymore and vegans can't eat it

>>18183049
Hotdogs are always shitty and never taste meaty. That's what differentiates them from other sausages. Maybe eat some meat sometime because you obviously don't have a clear grasp on how it tastes.

>>18183915
just use vegan butter for the vegans. they already eat that anyway

>>18183855
The defining characteristic of an American salad is mayonnaise

>>18183939
No it's more funny to be a dick to them.

>>18183896
Sounds like a sucky BBQ then if you don't have a grill ready to cook anytging the guests bring.

>>18182783
I'd probably do a shish-kabob with mushroom, onion, tomato, zucchini, that sort of thing
maybe some curry to eat with fresh bread or smt, maybe make some relish with pepper, cucumber, peanut oil, and malt vinegar
and I guess if you really need fake meat, maybe go for jackfruit or eggplant with tomato sauce and toasted yeast powder
and I'd do potato wedges because I like them

>>18183929
If the hot dog you're getting isn't a quarter pound, not "jumbo" but specifically a quarter pound, then it will always be a shitty hot dog.

>>18183945
>le edge
>why don't girls like me :(

>>18183951
>13 grams of saturated fat
>over half the daily sodium in one hot dog
jesus fucking christ you are so fat. give your heart a fighting fucking chance, anon.

>>18183908
Grilling is direct high heat and fast cooking times, generally with smaller pieces of food, oil and seasoning.

Barbecue is medium indirect or low direct heat and longer cooking times, generally with larger pieces of meat 2lbs, and often involving brining and glazing during the cooking process.

Smoking is very similar to BBQ, but involves smoke and its gernerally it's own dedicated cooking device.

You can grill and BBQ on a grill.

Its pedantic to correct someone because unless you're in the food industry grill and BBQ are interchangeable. To be technical though it's like saying that sautéing and dry roasting are the same thing when they are very different techniques.

>>18183956
Dissing on vegans is edgy now?

>>18182783
Jackfruit pulled pork sandwiches.

>>18183896
What the actual fuck are you talking about lmfao

>>18184039
it always has been cringe as fuck, retard

>>18184056
Are you stupid or something?

>>18184059
But enough about veganism

>>18182783
Deutschland's erster Insektenburger. Throw in some soy while you're at it.

>>18182783
Just make a small portion of whatever you're making and say it's some beyond burger artificial meat stuff. If they don't believe you, act proud for them not noticing the difference

>>18184149
If they won't eat shrimp/shellfish like a good vegan, I don't think they will eat the bugs. Of course, if they would eat the shrimp/shellfish, then just make some skewers with shrimp and cook that on the grill.

>>18182783
There are plenty of vegan burger patty options that are arguably better than ground beef burgers. Vegetable kebabs are always a win and the rest of your coworkers would like them.

>>18184059
Vegan detected

>>18184059
Only to v*gans and noone cares about their retarded opinions.

>>18182933
>according to whom?
Uh, fucking all of them? That's the whole point of veganism, they can't eat meat or animal byproducts because animals are incapable of giving consent.

>>18182783
Ice cubes with bechamel sauce

>>18182783
pic is fake.
blacks call it a "cookout".

just make a really nice salad and get a box of vegan burgers.
it's really hard to explain to them that they're trying to eat "before the fall" food.

>>18182783
Chicken burgers

>>18184271
>>18184274
lmao cringe

>>18183951
1/4 pound dogs taste worse and you know it.

>>18184070
stop it.

>>18183945
>funny to be a dick to them
>>18184039
dissing on anybody is cringe, anon.
you have to actively waste bio-electromagnetic energy on thinking about irrelevance.
you are literally wasting thoughts.
it's why trolling has always been a thing only cringebois do.

do you also play first-person military shooters and see nothing wrong with it?

>>18184828
>disses on FPS gamers

>>18183929
We don't actually store hot dogs in a can with brine, that's just something you yuros made up because your countries suck compared to us

>>18183908
>>18183946
You are describing a cookout and calling it a barbeque. Why do white trash always insist on using big words and using them wrong?

>>18183426
> dads face

>>18184867
In a thread full of vegans you manage to act just as insufferable, amazing really.

>>18184893
your projection is strong, dumbass

>>18182783
They are still going to whine if you grill the meat and veg options at the same time

>>18184867

I hate faggots like you that learn something new and then pretend like you knew all along. Dumb fucking baby dick retard, literal fucking child Jesus Christ I might just blow my fucking brains out.

Just get a bag of the frozen beyond burgers. Leave them on the grill about twice as long as a normal burger until the edges look kind of dry and they'll be perfect.

Get everyone’s attention at the bbq and call him to come up front and then punch his ass out

Get them this, and nothing else. Dress the any salad or veggies with bacon vinaigrette.
https://www.perduefarms.com/en-US/yummy-meatless-dino-nuggets/68001.html

>>18184825
Yeah but nobody actually uses that definition, and its technically wrong. Whoever wrote that dictionary entry has to be ESL because no native english speaker would call a grilling cookout a "barbecue" unless actual barbecue is being made.

>>18182783
Coleslaw

>>18182783
If you can't just disinvite them, put some grass in a bowl on the ground with their name on it

>>18182783
you tell them to look at the ground, theres grass ain't there?

You ask them politely, yet firmly to leave.

>>18182783
>What are some good vegan options I can have on hand for them?
a noose

>>18182783
I mean the same shit you'd make anyways, tater salad, mashed taters, beet and onion salad, okra, steamed veggies, asparagus and so on and so forth.
Just make sure you use the vegan options so like olive oil for the mashed taters instead of butter, admittedly inferior, but yea.

>>18183455
>>18183873
To do what, loosing the sight of people posting in a BBQ thread where op ask for a vegetarian advice?
You really think you're better?

>>18184867
imagine entering a thread and pinpoint quibbles with autistic accuracy

>>18186410
Good Olive virgin oil is sometimes better than butter

>>18182783
A bullet. Is an excellent option for them.

>>18182783
Black bean burger or some soi sausage

I've done bbq Jackfruit before, it resembled pulled pork a bit. Buy unripe jackfruit from the can at a store like Trader Joes or something, basically tastes like nothing so the spices and the bbq sauce can take over. Then cook it more or less the same you do ordinary pulled pork, but use less seasoning if you are going to smoke it. Definitely don't try to buy a whole jackfruit and prepare it it's hell. It'll be a complete mess those things leak sap everywhere. Just do the can. Can even make it in a crockpot im sure theres recipes for that, I made it in a pellet smoker when I did it.

>>18185516
>Whoever wrote that dictionary entry has to be ESL
It's cute when an American claims to speak English, and it's technically wrong.

It's an English dictionary entry written by Englishman. It's correct for the English context. There are not enough American-barbecue autists outside of America to be able to significantly shape language.

https://www.seriouseats.com/grilled-vegetable-recipes-5117337

>>18182783
Falafel balls, spicy vegan chili, vegetable samosas, vegetable pakoras, and pasta with either a good tomato or pesto sauce. Traditionally pesto has parmesan or pecorino cheese in it but you can just leave it out it's not a big deal.

Asking them what they’d like to eat wouldn’t be a bad start.

>>18184817
>angry vegan noises

>>18187327
what sad cope. Standard English is American English. You sound like fags anywhere else in the world, even Australians speak with a more masculine accent.

>this triggers the vernacular autist

>>18182783
No one's said watermelon yet, I like having watermelon at summer bbqs.

>>18182828
What a faggot post. There are plenty of great vegan dishes that exist especially from Asia. Not all vegan food is impossible “meat” like your pseudo-political LARP board has instilled in your mind. French fries are vegan, do you cry about them too?

>>18187542
>t. Seething vegan summerfag

>>18187542
>French fries are vegan
Good ones are not

>>18182828
Carrot
[×] good
[×] vegan
Let me guess, you NEED more?

>>18187632
yeah but you don't tell them. it's like when I cook those bean burger things on the grill and no of course they didn't touch the meat or cook in grease I would never do that I respect your vegan beliefs lol

>>18185704
Only if it's a hemp rope.

>>18187624
>uses the word “seething”
>calls others “summerfag”
Sorry that I upset you by pointing out your retardation. Surely knowing about the diets of other cultures means I’m a vegan.

>>18183272
“wa la” has been a meme here for longer than you were born, newfag.

>>18182783
bbq jackfruit or mushrooms, if not a simple fresh salad

>>18182783
Just make non meat sides. Pasta salad comes to mind. Non mayo pasta salad and grilled veggies come too mind. Or you could just ask them for a substitute if you don't wanna think about it.

>>18182783
>Stop Expecting Vegetarians Options At The BBQ
But Vegetarians taste the best.

>>18182930
This anon answered perfectly

>>18182783
I'd suggest portabella caps, or grilled corn and tomatoes, or vegetarian kebabs, but they all require the grill.
You can't cook vegan food on the same grill that you cook meats, because it'd be contaminated with the smoke and residue of animals who suffered.

So your only real option is cold, pre-prepped stuff. But no potato or pasta salads, since they use mayonnaise or even EGGS (yuck!).
A safe bet is a package of rice cakes, a jar of peanut butter (MAKE SURE IT SPECIFIES VEGAN SUGAR), and a bag of baby spinach.

wa la

>>18183040
Yum

>>18182783
water

We have not been approaching the moral dilemma of meat from all directions. We need to begin research into creating intelligence in our feed stock enormous that they could consent to their own slaughtered for our greater good, which they will surely see as the most reasonable option. We will also be able to fuck them.

>>18182783
https://youtu.be/HWMIpdhlVZY

>>18182801
I hope you acutally die today so that animals wont have to be killed to keep your worthless pathetic ass alive. Seriously, I pray that you actually fucking die. Please drink bleach you absolute fucking degenerate retard.

>>18191325
haha look everyone at the little vegan throwing a tantrum

steamed and grilled carrots are indistinguishable from knock off brand hot dogs when you put condiments on them

>>18191325
I sneak animal products into your food

>>18183780
Zoomer vegans consider honey vegan now because it comes from flowers and bees naturally produce it.

>>18187511
>anon surrenders and leaves off with a baseless insult!

Chips, fries, soda. They can bring their own shit if they want to eat.

>>18185516
>but nobody actually uses that definition
Everyone uses that definition when referring to attending a barbecue at someone's house.

>>18182783
Read that as "Vegetarian Orphans"