/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A location closer than four hours away

I want you to stop making larp threads and rethink your life.

>>18179000
Another order of trips please. Also a hash brown bowl

>>18179000
>>18179000
the biggest breakfast you got

You can start by getting rid of this coof/staffing/supplychain “reduced menu” faggotry and bring back the rest of the hashbrown toopings.

Never been to a waffle house, but I'd want to try hash browns all the way.
Level with me: would it even be necessary to get other food?

>>18179117
Good order for a first timer, and my go-to: Triple hashbrown smothered and country, cheesesteak omelette with rye toast, country ham, coffee, and a large cherry Coke.

Shiiiiet

>>18179000
2 eggs scrambled, 2 sausage patties, hashbrown casserole, and cover it all in sausage gravy.

>>18179000
Hash browns, scattered covered and diced, two over medium eggs, and cinnamon raisin toast. I live within 10 miles of four Waffle Houses and would have to drive 8 hrs to get away from them.

The majority of the people here believe in Pizzagate, listen to old Art Bell, and have known archons.

>>18179000
hi can i get a allstar with a pecan waffle, fried eggs, bacon and hasbrowns smother covered and chunked.

>>18179000
Answer the phone

>>18179074
mine still has the limited disclaimer menu, but has all the real toppings if you ask

>>18179000
Plain double cheese burger, hashbrowns covered and chunked, two eggs over medium

>>18179117

Get a bowl of chili that always slapped when my mom took me late at night.

>>18179410
Make me, faggot.

>white methhead waitress saunters to your table
>what can i getchya hon?
>all star breakfast, over medium, bacon, grits, white toast, a couple apple butter packets
>sure thing, hun. you want a boy waffle or a girl waffle with that?
>what's the difference?
>boy waffles have nuts hehe

>black waitress drags feet to your table
>*smacks lips* ayo whatchyu want
>ayy yo dat coffee be fresh I ain't makin a new pot you can get a soda if you trippin'
>leave

>>18179383
you live in paradise and don't even realize it

>>18179074
Christ that looks disgusting. Do Americans really?

>>18180075
>food
Do Americans really..?

>>18179000
Texas bacon patty melt please+ smother my hash browns with everything!

>>18179000
ALL OF YOUR EGGS AND HALF THEIR WEIGHT IN BUTTER. 6 CUPS OF COFFEE AND DROP THE ATTITUDE CUNT. IM HIGH AS FUCK ON METH AND THE MORE I FOCUS ON YOU THE MORE IM THINKING ABOUT WEARING YOUR SKIN.

>>18180913
This and an extra egg or two to mix in hash browns. Plus chocolate chip waffles and a side of crispy bacon.

>>18181015
Based

yeah lemme get some pancakes

>>18180075
>Do Americans really?
Why don’t these people ever state their country of residence?

>>18183071
Surely their country of origin would be more relevant?

>>18183097
Not American. All you need to know, mutt.

>>18179007
Waffles with bacon and syrup. A mountain!
And a big ol glass a milk.

>>18183105
>won't answer the question
Literally every single time without fail. Coward.

Are you not supposed to just sit at the non-table part (not sure what to call it, kind of like a bar but obviously not a bar) and wait for the waitress? I sat in one of these for about 40 minutes while they took orders from people who got there after me. It was so embarrassing.

>>18179000
Yeah, you can empty the till and DON’T FUCK WITH ME!!!

>>18179000
The All Star with bacon and hash browns. I also want a lemonade too.

>>18184463
You sit either there or at the booths

>>18179000
Texas bacon cheesesteak, hold the cheese, double plate scattered and smothered, with a sweet tea.

All star special, eggs scrambled with cheese, hashbrowns smothered covered and capped, sausage, raisin toast, regular waffle and black coffee

Texas cheesesteak melt
Sausage egg and cheese wrap
Choc chip waffle
Biscuits and gravy

Love the hash browns crispy. Sometimes with chili and cheese

>>18179000
a cab to the nearest airport with service to Logan, i've never seen so many minorities in my life

>>18180075
I hate America in almost every respect but don't you ever disrespect diner food

>>18179005
This

>>18179000
The simplest order possible because you'll still fuck it up

>Cheesesteak sandwich
>Hashbrowns smothered and covered
>Waffle

>>18186048
I've never had them fuck up my order.

>>18179000
A barf bag and an adult diaper because you're gonna need 'em afterwards.

>>18186874
>gets sick from eating eggs and shredded potatoes
Extremely feminine and gay.

I remember in one season of Hell's Kitchen, there was a contestant who had no professional cooking experience other than working at Waffle House. Everyone made fun of her and expected her to be eliminated immediately, but she made it to the finals.

>>18188023
I don't doubt it. Have you seen a Waffle House cook in action? Every single time I've been in there they've been busting ass and keeping an eye on a dozen things at once. It takes real skill to be a Waffle House cook.

Texas Chicken Melt, yes to onions, yes to mayo, no to hashbrowns, a bowl of chili, and one waffle.

>>18179000
all star with burnt bacon and pecan waffle and all the coffee you have

>>18179005
More like 8 for me. Especially annoying because most of the Denny's near me closed. They are the nearest thing to a Waffle House near me.

>>18179000
Do they have the cheese n' eggs back on the menu yet?

>>18188441
I imagine so. I've ordered several things that "aren't on the menu anymore" and they always make them, no questions asked. For something like eggs and cheese, where they already have all the ingredients used in other dishes, I can't imagine it'd be a problem.

The blueberry waffle is pretty good.

>>18179000
triple hashbrown (checked btw) smothered and chunked cooked in butter, not oil, with a water to drink

How many visits until I witness a fist fight?

>>18179000
I WILL HAVE YOUR SAUSAGE HASHBROWN BOWL AND A STACK OF PANCAKES PREPARED BY THE SMOOTH HANDED FAT MEXICAN BEHIND THE COUNTER

>>18190975
I can show you what it's like to get knocked out in a waffle house if you want

>>18180075
You’re goddamn right Mohammed.

>>18191011
now this is ebin