/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18154347
BBC

>>18154359
what am I looking at?

>>18154363
ajdovi žganci

>>18154365
>Ajdovi žganci is a sort of žganci.
thanks Wikipedia, that really clears it up

>>18154347
>steakumms over mashed potatoes with cranberries and pickles
Hello, US State Dept? I'd like the cancel my passport application.

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>>18154365
Why aren't you making money for a German and instead post here?
Go to work, slave!

>>18154466
that's reindeer meat and lingonberries

>>18154588
I can buy lingonberries at Walmart, and Alaskans can easily hunt reindeer. The rest of us can have frozen reindeer meat shipped to our door if we really want it.

>>18154359
If I really wanted to, I could easily buy myself some dogfood at the grocery store

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>>18154359
You don't have to search that far, friends. They can't even get the country right, let alone the recipe or potato variety.

>>18154351
They’re on a steady diet of that already

>>18154715
>Walmart
Guaranteed that's less than 5% actual lingonberries in there. Bunch of corn syrup and "natural flavors". Walshart sucks.
>>18154372
Kek

>>18154347
why are you so obsessed with america? why not make a 'food uzbekistanis will never taste' thread?

>>18154769
/thread

>>18154347
Uh, everything. Americans only eat goyseed goyoil from the goycerystore and infused with insane amounts of goysugar and highly processed goymeats. That is when they aren't eating goyslop from McGoy's.

>>18154769
xD this is hilarious! its because americans are fat! so clever

>>18154347
Since other posts covered the options to make it yourself, I'll just point out that it's silly to claim people in the country known for centuries-old European enclaves (especially in the north/northeast parts) can't find nor found a restaurant offering their ancestral cuisine.
Reindeer is somewhat exotic in the U.S., but Google still turns up several upscale Finnish places where you can or could get the national dish of the country.
https://sovengard.com/
http://www.aquavit.org/

>>18154839
>sovengard
Skyrim reference?

>>18154877
I think it predates the game, but if I was near Michigan I'd eat there either way. Never tried elk kofta and haven't had schweinskotelett with spätzle and kraut since I left Germany.

>>18154347
Wow, I’m…so sad I guess

>>18154363
Looks like what I feed my dogs.

>>18154755
I'm solidly in the Midwest and I have probably had better poutine here in the Midwest than 90% of Canadians will ever get to try.

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>>18155059
You're on the wrong website /int/fags
You'll feel more comfortable here instead of spamming this board with off-topic cancer
https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan

>>18154763
I think it's very funny how EVERY reply from a European, without exception, contains the assumption that a particular grocery store chain only sells one variety of each product. The reason it's funny is because they make this assumption due to that being the case in their own grocery stores. These fags accidentally reveal that in their poorfag communist shitthole, there is literally ONE variety of each product to buy. The notion that even the most remote Walmart in the USA has a minimum of 10 brands for each product is so bizarre to them that they call you a lying amerizogsyrupfat when you let them know that's the case

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>>18154715
Reindeer meat is just venison. You can't tell the difference between Caribou, elk and deer.

>>18155075
keep on seething mutt

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lmao holy shit at these foods.

>>18155109
>I-I don't think about those filthy yuropeeans, THEY'RE THINKIN ABOUT ME, RENT FREE
The post

>>18155105
>Europe, attached to Africa, Asia, Middle East and home to millions of jews that all racemixed
>Not mutts
Lol

>>18155114
You're the ones who make threads about us, bro

>>18155115
>mutts can't eat raw pork cause it's not kosher/hala
typical
>>18155121
Oh are we now?

>>18155114
they eat cannibal sandwiches in wisconsin

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>>18155131
How typical of those faggots, when are you guys gonna nuke that place and replace it with shooting ranges and parking spaces?

>>18155130
>Oh are we now?
You forget which thread you're in? All the fumes from the indians shitting in your streets giving you brain fog?

>>18155161
There are no flithy indians in east germany, untermensch.

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>>18155075
sorry guys, it was a lowblow, but seriously you should eat more veggies.

>>18155059
probably, people hate on amerilards for eating like shit, but generic canadians are as bad or worse.

>>18155174
just subsaharan africans and middle easterners?

>>18155199
Sadly yes, also turks and flithy west german youngsters thirsty for foreign dicks

>>18155076
It always makes me think of pic.

>>18155121
you fucking retard, it's a thread of things that aren't american. you're the excluded not the center

>>18155248
The thread topic is foods that Americans "will never taste." You subhumans literally needs Americans as a motivator to discuss your own food

>>18155188
Dude I eat like 3 of these a day at least.

>>18155248
>literally the qualifying metric of the topic of discussion
>but the discussion totally isn’t about that
ok zoomer.

>>18154347
I drove to magdeburg one night on a whim while living in East Germany. We had dinner in this crazy little cellar, Maybe the Ratzkellar and they had this made from Reh. It was okay.

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>>18155262
let's post some food that isn't american
>omg they are making another thread about us

>>18154763
>Bunch of corn syrup and "natural flavors".

Oh yes. The famous American brand Felix would do that to you

>>18154763
Its literally an import from Sweden you retard

>Ingredients: Lingonberries (48%), sugar, water, fruit pectin.

>>18155280
>things Americans will never have
>things that are not American
Anon, plz.

>>18155257
>tomatoes
>olives
>lime

all good m8

>>18155358
Congrats you made baked american goulash

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>>18155129
explain

Pizza

>>18154359
Is that Larb? I like Larb.
t. American

>>18155443
karelian pies: small rice filled rye pies usually topped with egg salad
macaroni box,:macaroni, mince, onion. egg and milk casserole

>>18155558
I swear I thought it was an AI recipe, but then I looked it up, and now I'm Finnished.

>>18155625
it's just a Finnish version of pasta al forno basically

Kangaroo and pineapple pizza

>>18155750
would absolutely destroy

>>18155517
>visited Pisa as a kid
>order a pizza like pic related
>all the cheese fell off on the first bite

>>18155438
>all good m8
Thanks for the approval, bro.
Plus it has Lea & Perrins in it. So that means I’m also having garlic, onions, and tamarind.
It’s like drinking a giant salad.

>>18155517
Those leaves look so sad.
Like a family of four, walking to the park, only for their charred remains to fall where they stood when an allied bomber dropped an incendiary on a nearby objective.
Matteo and Giulia were good parents, and just wanted to enjoy a family day with their two daughters, Sofia and Bianca.
It was Sofia’s 5th birthday.
When they got home, she was going to open her gift and find a lovely hairbrush she had seen in a store window and wanted so badly. It was a luxury item but Matteo had quit smoking so he could use his tobacco money to buy it.
Why would your sick ass make a pizza out of that? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>18155625
Makaroonilaatikko is literally the most popular food eaten by families since its easy to make a lot of it and kids love it, with ketchup at least.
Normally you make the minced meat, onion + seasoning mix on a pan, mix egg + milk in a bowl, then layer boiled macaroni, meat, macaroni in a casserole and pour milk on it. Top with cheese.
Theres also a "nisti" version where you throw all ingredients in a pot, mix em and cook.

>>18154347
used to make that dish in a restaurant. It's cheap and fast to make but you can serve it alongside much fancier and more expensive dishes because its traditional local food.

does the rest of the world just think about Americans and get angry all day? lmao what a life

>>18155233
God damn, it feels good to be free.

>>18155925
How does it feel to be morbidly obese?

>>18155358
I both love and hate macaroni casserole. When I was young thought the egg made the texture disgusting even though I liked the taste of the food, and I will never not see the burned crust as anything but a culinary war crime.

>>18155938
The act of covering the casserole with aluminium foil to prevent burning is an advanced cooking technique.

>>18155938
the crust is the best part

You guys fucking suck at this. Picrel, I regret. I would literally murder for a chance to try it. Everything else posted is just sloppa-tier sloppa. Which we clearly outperform by far.

>>18155932
I don't know, why don't you ask yo momma?

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>>18155233

Even better is you can fly across the USA and have the best <insert Ethnic> food made by expats with top restaurants.

-No pushy Italian waiters bum rushing you to a table
-No cunt Parisians with attitudes
>No Finns shooting at you getting closer than 2 meters
>Ethiopians who actually use refrigerators and have food.
>Egyptians who don't try to make you buy their linen or children.
etc

>>18155782
Had to look this one up.
>salty malted rye dough left to naturally sweeten and served with cream
Sounds fucking amazing. Im going to make this

>>18154347
So British food thread? After all, how can you taste that which has no flavour?

>>18155076
It's even funnier because it's lingonberry, a jelly that almost nobody normal eats in the US, and there's probably 5-6 brands of it in your typical flyover Walshart

>>18154347
I do this but with turkey, and usually after thanksgiving

>>18155750
What does roo taste like, I always imagine it's something like rabbit

>>18155129
That's just a twice baked potato

>>18156707
Honestly it's closest to beef. A little gamey and very lean. Would work well with American BBQ desu

>>18154755
I don't know anon I make that all the time.

>>18156559
>words words words black people words words words

>>18156849
reporting for racism against mexicans

>>18156975
good

>>18155937
fuckin oath
And pic related when ya feelin extra fuckin shmicko
cunt

>>18155937
I add a bit in when I'm making teriyaki sauce. Would recommend if you like a bit of extra savoury

>>18154347

Real Cheddar Cheese. No Mutt - you can't just wank off some cows in Vermont or Minnesota and slap a Cheddar label on it. That would be like me setting up a smoker in the arse-end of Basingstoke and advertising my ribs as authentic Texan barbecue. Invent your own cheese, and this time try not to pump it full of chemicals

>>18157338
Cheddar in general has no protected designation of origin. Only specific types of cheddar, some of which don't even originate in Somerset, have these designations. Even the Orcadians have a protected style of cheddar cheese.
Of course, you would know all of this if you weren't a seething larpfag. I bet you get mad at red and yellow cheddars, too.

>>18156707
It’s like beef but a little more earthy (gamey) sometimes if you smell it raw it smells just like the earth/ dirt.
Intact muscle roo meat isn’t too tender so I buy sausages (picrel)
It’s also by far one of the leanest meats you can get in aus, ~3% fat

>>18157282
What’s that drink?

>>18155131
>they eat cannibal sandwiches in wisconsin
Wisconsin is famous for its cannibals.

>>18157343
I don't give a shit what a bunch of bureaucratfags decide is and isn't legally protected. Do you think that if all legal protections for Champagne just disappeared tomorrow, that would suddenly make some cheap knock off produced by a hillbilly in California equal to Dom Pérignon? That's how you Mutts work though isn't it? No understanding of terroir, tradition, history, or the long shadow of culture that goes into making a food unique. Just a blind willingness to think you can vaguely copy some process, pump a bunch of goyslop in for good measure, and insist it's the same thing because that's what the lawyers say. You are the worst kind of globohomo, and I hate you for making the world a worse place.

>>18157393
tl;dr, you're a discordtroon.
Open with that first, next time.

>>18154839
It's patently ridiculous for them to claim this, particularly about Eastern European dishes, considering they make up about a third of all immigrants to the US since 1990. Even in Milwaukee I can find Serbian and Polish restaurants without spic illegals working in them.

I don't why Europeans are like this. It's like the envy one has for a more successful sibling or something.

>>18157395
Utterly beaten, the Mutt has no valid comebacks so instead resorts to a wild, unfounded accusation

>>18157393
frog opinion > into the trash without even reading

kys newfag

>>18157412
Yeah, you seem a little upset.

>>18154359
looks like sand lmao

>>18157393
clearly you've never researched your feta

>>18157432
You're the one seething.

>>18157466
You literally can't even make feta properly without the proper water and grass-fed milk from Feta, Italy.

>>18157479
Kek

>>18157479
fuck off frogshit

>>18154755
poutine has always been available in northern US states near canada, and nowadays you can get it at bars really anywhere in the country

>murrimutes will never have real beef soup

I feel for ya bros...

>>18157915
Why is it yellow

>>18157925
that is an old European secret that marrowmuds can never be privy to

Ameripoors will never get to try whale steak

refugee ass?

>>18159092
top fucking kek

>>18155174
Turks are basically indians. Have fun with your human meat kebabs.

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Goyslop

>>18155280
The text I the post literally calls out Americans... The whole post is a giant seethe.

Come on, your esl brain should still be able to comprehend basic shit like this...

>>18159136
Man, the AI sure is getting a bit spicy today.

>>18155750
We have roo meat in the states. Aussies export it.

>>18156060
>Focaccia with toppings; aka roman style pizza
We have that. The US probably has more people of Italian descent than Italy.

>>18157338
We have real artisan cheese here. We probably have more choices than you, too. And a your companies export to the states, too..

>>18159138
Face it. He blew you the fuck out.

>>18159172
Don't bother. Foreigners get a mini chub when they talk about Americans. They literally can't stop.

>>18157393
>Do you think that if all legal protections for Champagne just disappeared tomorrow, that would suddenly make some cheap knock off produced by a hillbilly in California equal to Dom Pérignon?
Yes, especially now that Dom sucks because of climate change. Some of the best "sparkling white wines" made with champagne grapes come from outside France, and have fir decades. The family that makes Dom Perignon is even opening up vineyards in England now.. soon you won't even be able to make champagne in France, and they'll have to find new varieties of grapes and change regulations.

Get fucked.

>>18157404
>It's like the envy one has for a more successful sibling or something.
Or they're stuck with the bush era food memes about big gulps and yellow cheese... The US is much more good conscious than it was 20 years ago.

>>18159173
Lol. Cope.
>ITT: food that Americans will never taste

It's right there. Americans live rent free in OP's head

>>18159198
>good
*Food

Bros, I hate my phone.

>>18154347
Oh, no. How will I ever survive? The horror. The horror.

>>18155059
> better poutine here in the Midwest than 90% of Canadians will ever get to try.
You're probably right. I'm a leaf and I won't even waste my time getting fries at burger shops cause half the time they're limp and soggy. People in this country are so retarded that they can't even fry potatoes properly.

>>18159399
mutt has no cousin HAHAHAHAHA

>>18159177
very true

>>18156669
It reminds me of how when ice cream was first becoming popular you could eat it with rye bread as a topping.

>>18154755
costco?

>>18156849
USA: "we have a lot of choices and can get basically anything from anywhere in the world conveniently and hassle free, unlike at your markets where you have a very limited and regionally based assortment"
Europoor: "y- you're not w-white!"

>>18155059
Are you getting real cheese curds or no? I've read they're nearly impossible to get south of the border.

>>18157393
stop putting fucking chocolate in chili then, faggot.

>>18157393
>some cheap knock off produced by a hillbilly in California equal to Dom Pérignon?
Fucking lol ask me how I know you’ve never tasted it. You speak of it as if it’s a gold standard, when it isn’t the best, or even 3rd best vintage champagne from Moët alone, and damn sure isn’t near the top compared to all the other houses.

>>18159690
...Why would that be true? Do you think cheese isn't made in the US?

>>18159690
Not that anon, but cheese curds are practically a staple food item for a number of areas in the northern US.

>>18159149
Yeah but would you put it on a pizza with pineapple?

>>18159149
They're farmed in texas too actually

>>18154359
Bruh, you should seek a doctor

>>18159837
>pizza with pineapple
no but I'm not a sub human degenerate

>>18157347
Farmer's Union Iced Coffee, AKA liquid heaven/death depending on how you feel about the amount of sugar in your diet

>>18161063
make me

>>18161090
it works if you do salty ingredients to counter it.
>bacon
>perperoni
>pineapple
>jalapeno


fuck that ham and pineapple shit. the reason you hate pineapple on pizza is because of "hawaiian" pizza (invented by a canadian copying a german toast recipe)

>>18159783
also, i bet there is some unknown small batch california sparkling white that possibly mogs even the finest french wines, and it wouldnt be the first time a california wine beats a french wine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)

>>18154365
I will avoidi

>>18159642
>words words words words
why can't mutt meme?

>>18155098
This. I've tasted both elk and reindeer and their exactly the same type of meat. Javelina, boar, and pig are also extremely similar.

american here, it all looks like shit. i'm glad i won't have to eat your poor person slop.

>>18161163
>Judgement of Paris
We should mention that 1970 was an absolutely terrible vintage in Bordeaux. RP gave the Mouton and Haut-Brion 90 and 92, not terrible, but not amazing either.
That being said, the judgement was probably the best thing that ever happened to the wine industry. It not only showed the world that there's a world of wine beyond France, but it also helped revitalize the French produces that did nothing but rest on their laurels up until that point.

>>18161456
Correction: the Haut-Brion was actually an 85, my bad.

>>18161103
Get a dare into ya, you fucken heathen

>>18159642
Do not humor /int/-posting muzzie diaspora

>>18155076
Nah I'm from America, Walmart sucks. Cheap products, lazy staff, horrible customers, literally everything about it is shit. There's plenty of other places to shop thankfully

>>18156559
Yeah bro lemme go to the Egyptian restaurant in Arkansas, said no one at all

>>18155294
Walmart idf out in force today. The Walton's aren't gonna give you any part of their stock portfolio anon

>>18159642
Give me regional based any day over vine-ripened exotic fruits that have been sprayed with dyes to make them appear better and have no fucking flavor Convenience for the sake of it is for lazy weak individuals.

>>18162081
walmart still has a fuck ton of brands to choose from. that was anon's point...