/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18141126
your mom

>>18141126
How do I find a woman that I can look after like that?

>>18141138
backpages

>>18141126
Now THAT is based.

>>18141126
I cook my own breakfast.

>>18141154
The internet machine said that was for escorts and shut down a few years ago. I just want a woman that's cool with me being a Mr. Mom.

>>18141126
i guess when you're that ugly you need to offer something

>>18141138
by touching grass

>>18141178
Grass has trichomes that cut your skin and make you all itchy. I just want to cook and clean for a woman.

I cook breakfast for myself and my gf

>>18141138
Find a girlboss.

>>18141126
Where do I find a woman like this?

>>18141126
McDonalds

>>18141386
south & midwest. I've lived all over the country and you're not finding women like this on the coasts anymore.

>>18141126
My tulpa and astral familiar

>>18141126
>Cisfoids
Not even once

I don't eat breakfast. I have coffee and my ADHD pills and I won't be hungry until like noon.

>>18141470
No amount of dispassionate reaction images of cats will fix or solve your fucked life.

>>18141126
my mum

>>18141126
>breakfast

>>18141126
why do incels want a mom so badly

I do most of the cooking for me and my GF cuz shes too retarded to cook things at high heat or estimate ingredients to speed up cooking times. She also says everything turns out better when I make it, and with some of the meals she cooked by herself(and butchered) I almost believe her.

>>18141126
Myself. My wife works, so I cook and clean.

What kind of times we live when shit like this appears on news (i guess) sites? That's a normal women's responsibility so she's right

>>18141571
wanting to receive a warm meal and some gratidute before and after working your ass for at least 8h to provide for your family and keeping them fed and safe is looking for a mummy?

>>18141657
How about you be a real man and explain to your wife that she should be earning some income as well. Get out of the 50s anon

>>18141651
May be he doesn't identify himself as woman.

>>18141663
Nothing wrong with raising children.

>>18141667
True, but dont expect to be treated like royalty because you were stupid enough to be a goy slave for half your day. If you like you can swap positions and raise kids while she pays the bills.

>>18141126
>pic
I am pretty sure she's got it backwards. Women who are less likely to get divorced are more likely to look after their men like this.

Our maid. My wife and I both work and we hire cleaners and maids to clean and cook so that we get home after work to a home cooked meal and enjoy our time together instead of arguing about doing the dishes.

>>18141689
>instead of arguing about doing the dishes
This only happens if you're a selfish person that needs to be right. Just do the dishes it takes 10 minutes

>>18141677
I have no problem being a Mr. Mom. Making sure your kids are prepared for life should be top priority, independent of genitalia.

>>18141698
That's not the point though. The point is that we save hours of labor not cooking, cleaning, mopping, scrubbing toilets and emptying bins. We get to come home to a clean neat house, read, chat about our day, paint, listen to music and play board games together instead.

>>18141657
If you're working your ass off for 8 hours your job pays too little to support a wife.

>>18141741
Cooking and cleaning should be meditative low stress exercise that everyone should get an hour of a day.

>having to cook breakfast
I'm glad it's not a thing around here, I just have to turn on the coffee machine and maybe stick a pastry in the microwave for 15 seconds

>>18141704
Ywnbaw