/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take a piss and tell us how it feels

I've jacked off after cutting habaneros, get a pair pussy.

>>18136198
That's just the gonarrhea.

>>18136198
Congratulations, you've just set yourself on the road to a truly horrifying fetish.

>>18136294
I just wanted pasta sauce

It's worst when it gets in the hole. Scratching your balls is probably not gonna be too bad.

>tfw never had any issues after cutting peppers unless i rub my eyes
is this just a cutfag thing or something

>>18136297
wonder what it would be like if you mixed a bunch of capsaicin with some water then used an oral syringe on your foreskin

>>18136295
Shouldn't have seasoned your own meatballs then

>>18136310

Tip your junk in vinegar for a few seconds, that'll get rid of the burning sensation

>>18136198
glad Im not the only one
balls are pretty bad, eyes are worse

>>18136198
wipe it off with a wet paper towel

>>18136307
That's horrifying. What the fuck?

>>18136437
do you know where you are right now?

>>18136198
I literally did the same thing, made some guacamole but apparently didn't wash my hands well enough. Started playing with my dick and it started tingling. Weirdest fap of my life and the tip still burns.

How am I such a fucking disappointment?

>>18136281
Oh fuck me, I did that once. Just had to keep my junk in a bowl of water for like half an hour and I was good. Gotdam the initial pain though

>>18136198
I keep some IPA under the kitchen sink so I can wash that shit off as soon as I'm done cooking. But jalapeños? Wimpy my dude.

>>18136723
I've noticed a lot of newfags recently I don't know if this place was featured on some Youtube or something but every board in the past month or so has had a bunch of faggots like this

i put away a Mad Dog 357 bottle one time and then scratched my dick not realizing a bit of the sauce was on the cap

felt like someone stuck an icepick up my urethra

What's the best type of music to listen to while cooking?

Jalapenos aren't that spicy.

I miss when I actually thought food was spicy

>>18136198

>>18136307
capsaicin dissolves best in alcohol, so if you do that, it'd be like a blast of coolness followed by extreme pain probably

>>18137424
it's summer, /ck/ tanks pretty badly when summer rolls around

>>18138924
moot confirmed traffic doesn't change at all during summer

>>18136198
This is one of those things where it has to happen once for it to never happen again. As a foreskin owner it's hell if you get it on the inside of your anteater after the skin retracts.

>>18136772
>and the tip still burns
hope the guacamole was worth it

>>18136198
>>absent-mindedly scratch my junk not two minutes later
nasty! Why are your hands down your pants in the kitchen. Filthy monkeypox spreading fresk with no proper home training. Your house needs top to bottom sanitizing. You probably have greasy, slimy remotes.