/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Easy over.

Between the eyes

I love tuna. Love it for sushi, love it for sashimi, love it as a steak. FUCK tuna salad. FUCK everything about it and anyone who enjoys it. Absolutely repulsive

>>18108696
Try using a handgun, and tell em you want the all-the-money-in-the-fucking-bag special.

>>18108696
I worked at subway as a teen and while that was a very long time ago, I don't think anything has changed with that sandwich being an absolutely disgusting mayonnaise bomb.
Seriously, that is a sandwich that only appeals to 300 pound trailer park women with a thick coat of black hair on their knuckles and arms

>>18108701
Easy over what?

Btw what does that even mean for eggs? What is the egg over?

>>18108714
I just made tuna salad sandwiches for dinner. It was delightful

>>18108725
Imagine a subway worker puts the tuna water into the soda machine

>>18108696
With extra dolphin please.

>>18108696
>ready to try subways tuna
imagine eating poison peddled by poison peddlers to make it so you have to go to a doctor because hey, they've got loans to pay off.

>>18108696
For me? Tuna on Italian herb & cheese bread, untoasted, white cheddar, spinach, tomato, extra black olives, and VERY light sweet onion sauce

>>18108714
this
it's always the worst batch of tuna and the most rancid, spoiled mayo and then they let it sit for hours upon hours festering

Do not eat their tuna
Or their food in general
Don't buy subway

I have ate 6 tuna fish sandwiches within the last 8 hours and I still want more

Honey Oat bread
Tuna
Pepperjack
Not toasted

Lettuce and Spinach
Cucumber
Green, banana, and jalapeno peppers
Pickles

Light oil & vinegar
Light salt & pepper
on the the veggies

This is the only way to enjoy subways tuna, and it's pretty fucking good.

t. worked at subway for a year, tried everything like 20 times, eat subs at all chains, all the time.

>>18108696
this guy is scared of a sandwich lmao

>>18108696
>>18108725
>>18109926
Subway tuna doesn't actually have mayo mixed into it like most tuna salads. It's just overcooked tuna, water, and salt, which is why it tastes kind of bland or disgusting.

>eating at Subway
>ever
>for any reason
The tuna is the least of your concerns

>>18109926
>they let it sit for hours upon hours festering
iirc, they're required to have it refrigerate for 8 hours after making a batch.
>>18111841
>Subway tuna doesn't actually have mayo mixed into it
wat

it just occurred to me that in the 7 years i worked for one, and the times i decided to patron their stores before and after, i have NEVER eaten their tuna.
i've somehow managed to eat everything available from their menu, but somehow subconsciously avoided the tuna sub.
does that make me gay? even if i have ordered the seafood sensation on more than one occasion?

Just make a tuna sandwich at home.
Basil pesto, thick mayo, ketchup, cheese, goldfish, garlic herb salt.

Tuna in oil. And get fish skin, it's good.

Swap ketchup for pizza sauce if you just want thick sauce.

>>18111974
>goldfish

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>18111992
>drawing the line at goldfish and not ketchup
that anon needs an ass whoopin'
here's tuna salad fit for a kingler
>3 cans o' tuna
>a 2.25oz can of sliced black olives, drained
>tbsp scoops of hellman's mayonnaise per can of tuna
>jamaican curry
>smoked paprika
>light amount of black pepper
>tsp of grey poupon
use potato buns to make sandwiches, or pull out a sleeve of saltines to dip.
you can be a fat shit and crush doritos to mid in a separate serving and eat with a spoon.

>>18108696
the last, and final time I hate tuna from subway I was driving down the interstate to pick someone up at their house and I literally felt bubbles rising up inside my colon
I nearly flung my car off the interstate and pulled into a publix, ran inside, kicked in the bathroom door and there was a teenage employee in there playing with his phone and I lept on the toilet without even closing the door and let out about 8 gallons of mulch-like shit into the toilet
the employee got out of the other stall and ran outside in disgust and was mumbling something on his way out about how much of a disgusting animal I was and I have to agree with him
so yea expect taking a shit that looks like dumping a bag of mulch into a publix toilet and then not having to wipe at all afterwards
here's a random webm for reading my blog

>>18111992
Gives a good crunch.
Use a blender.

>>18112012
>black olives

Why does subway not cut then sandwiches at an angle like any other sub shop?

>>18111841
What are you babbling about? There is fucking mayonnaise in the subway tuna when they put it on the god damned sandwich. What possesses someone to write up such ridiculous lies on the internet like that subway doesn’t mix their tuna with mayonnaise?

>>18108696
I used to get the tuna melt like 15 years ago.

Just basically direct them to make it a melt by having them put the cheese on the tuna and the tomatoes on the other side and toast it. Sometimes they are nice and ask if you want cheese on the tomatoes too then you get double cheese for free.

>>18109591
Somebody definitely missed their meds today.

>>18112013
I don’t understand why so many people get bubble guts from food. It happens to me maybe once or twice a year. Must be weakness that isn’t being bred out by natural selection in modern times or something.

>>18112065
posted unironically by yours truly.
green olives are ass, and enjoyed by those with no class.
>>18112070
imagine filling an online order, and cutting the footlong to where the ratio is 1/4 and 3/4.

>>18108714
that you listed raw sushi twice lets me know that you're a pretentious asshat.

>>18112096
honestly that was the only time it ever happened to me in my life

>>18112070
Because it’s easier to do straight cuts and it literally does not matter.

>NOOOO BUT THE RATIO LIKE WITH PBJ SANDWICHES CUT ON THE DIAGONAL
The “ratio” ceases to exist after your first bite with a sub roll and even if it didn’t cease to exist just bite the sandwich at an angle so that an uneaten section is always protruding past the rest of it.

>>18112114
It's just easier to eat yo

>>18108730
flipped. flipped over. easy over means a lightly cooked egg flipped over to sear off the yolk and white, as opposed to sunny side up for example which is never flipped

>>18112123
>It's just easier to eat yo

I was gonna shit on you but I remember I always get the meatballs and they probably made of people.

Dude it’s fucking delicious At least it used to be; a large used to be like 4 ice cream scoops of tune, add cheese and jalapeños and you’ll be in heaven

>>18111422
Based, I’m horny now
Saving this post for eternity

>>18112065
Das racis

>>18112098
Faggot, he’s got green olives in his martini