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18069697 No.18069697 [Reply] [Original]

give idas/recipes ples

>> No.18069701

well what do you have you drunk asshole

>> No.18069702

>>18069701
i dont know all hte food ingerdiants i just need some tasty to make

>> No.18069706

>>18069702
stir fry a protein with some veggies and have that over white rice.

>> No.18069712

>>18069706
wgaat

>> No.18069749

>>18069697
just drink more faggot

>> No.18069755

My niece is so vulnersbke

>> No.18069942

>>18069749
i wnnt out and hung out otuside inna pakr wfuck u guys i wanted pizza but pizza is closed rn eevryone on this board likes dick

>> No.18069947

My go-to drunk food is guac toast, but that may be above your ability. Make some toast and melt some cheese on it in the Michael wave.

>> No.18069948

>>18069947
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING SUCK

>> No.18069965

just eat some cans of ravioli, judging by your state about 9 should do

>> No.18069970

>>18069965
raivolio doesnt come in cants ufkcing rerad

>> No.18069978
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18069978

>>18069965
Based and ricky pilled

>> No.18069980

>>18069697
order
stay away from the kitchen while you're drunk

>> No.18069989

>>18069980
Do you need a tampon cuz u sound like a huge pussy

>> No.18070005

shut upfag i qwanna coo ki love cooking when jm drink
last giem ti did i sliced my thumb nail open but thta s ok

>> No.18070172

>>18069697
try some greek stuff
if you dont have this get it for next time you do get drunk
>kalamata olives
>cheese, especially strong tasting ones like cheddar or feta
>strong coffee

>> No.18070180

>>18069697
>>18069702
>>18069712
>>18069755
>>18070005
stop pretending to be drunk, nobody does this when they're drunk

>> No.18070503

>>18069697
Go stand on the edge of your balcony and say "Food fairy, food fairy, give me food!" Then lean over for free unlimited Pizza, Burgers, etc.

>> No.18070510

>>18070180
one of the most embarrassing things was realising that no one types like this when drunk so all those times i was pretend internet drunk to try to hit on egirls it was completely obvious

>> No.18070518

>>18070510
I type like this when drunk because my drunk brain thinks it's funny. Everyone can type fine with drunk, maybe a few small mistakes but nothing like tisidht.

>> No.18070521

>>18070518
yea ok bro u had a sip of dad's beer i get it

>> No.18070534

>>18070521
Thatayag isnt me reterd thawts somoein pretending to be jwme

>> No.18071224

deep fry something frozen. make sure the oil is nice and hot for extra crispiness.