/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18064891
you can get most of that shit in any other uk store morrisons are great for them
duff beer is kinda cool i might buy a 4pack when i walk past

>>18064891
british fugitive

the only American item on there is the Smucker's goober pb&j and that stuff is shit

>>18064891
>no individually wrapped processed cheese product slices
Shameful

>>18064891
>cocoa hummus
>brownie drink
>MULTIPLE kinds of random marshmallow product
This is like a cartoon. I wish we had ridiculous and offensive caricatures of British food like microwave ready fry ups with chocolate toast and tea-infused fish and chips.

>>18064931
I just noticed the Mcennedy name. Is that supposed to be McDonalds and Kennedy mashed together? That is really special. I want to see a King Churchill or Shakespegg’s troll brand in the States.

>>18064940
>king churchill's mash filled scones, bangin' bangerpie, and shepherd's puddingsponge

>>18064931
But Americans really do have chocolate hummus and "marshmallow fluff" in their stores. I've never seen "brownie drink." And those hotdogs look too competently made to be American. Also, McKennedy is just Lidl's homebrand.

>>18064983
Kek

>>18065056
I’ve never seen chocolate hummus but I’ll believe you that it exists in the States. Definitely not common anyway unless it’s some weird regional thing in a region with a high population of retards. I’ve only seen marshmallow fluff and as it happens that exact peanut butter and jelly stuff once in someone’s house, ever, and they were poor and stupid (but well meaning) white trash. Never tried either myself and never seen strawberry marshmallow fluff but maybe I’m out of the loop.

>>18064940
Mc is a common prefix to most potatniggers' names. Mac is common for the Norfners.

>>18065198
Unless Sabra and Boar's Head brands are regional, and I'm fairly certain they're not, I assure you that chocolate hummus (and other sorts of "dessert hummus," like pumpkin pie) are sold nationwide and aren't some regional thing. There are even home brand knock-offs. Aldi has one, for example, as do WAKEFERN stores like ShopRite and Fresh Grocer. I think the Albertson's stores (Safeway, Jewell-Osco etc) do, too.
I only buy marshmallow fluff to make fondant with. Fondant isn't difficult, but fluff is cheap and cuts out a lot of steps so when I'm making a cake and want it to look "professional," I buy fluff, too. I tried fluff on a PB sandwich once and didn't enjoy it so fondant is my only use for it, though I know a girl who makes almond oatmeal sandwich cookies with flavoured fluff in the middle. She calls them "white trash macarons."

>strawberry fluff
Yeah, never seen it, either.

>>18065342
Oh, and pic related. Just a quick search of "chocolate hummus" from the internet tracking company.

>>18065056
i couldnt believe my fucking eyeballs the first time i saw 'desert' hummus. the description on the lable read like a disclaimer. 'no seriously. this is based on real tahini deserts people actually eat. please try out product'. maybe try marketing it is something other than fucking dessert hummus then. would be like Hidden Valley trying to market sundae syrups and calling them dessert dressing

>>18065402
I would eat dessert dressing.

>>18064891
>flavor of the week : USA
>first item is hummus

>>18065441
Everyone knows the US is a Saudi (soon to be Chinese) vassal state.

>>18064891
Do Bongs really celebrate the day that the US rebelled against them

>>18064907
64 slices is a reasonable number to eat.

>McEnnedy
>american way