/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18044507
what do they even serve there

>>18044507
the big chungus wholesome mr beast burger

>>18044507
Narwhal & bacon sandwich

>>18044513
with an extra large soi latte with extra soi for that mouth opening goodness

>>18044512
The content I use for OPs here

>>18044516
>soi

walk a few more miles until I get to my place

Just ask for the secret menu.
The jailbait cocktail is to die for

>>18044507
https://youtu.be/GAFXCLIwMR0

>>18044512
realistically its probably some chad boomer who doesnt even know what a reddit is or only uses r/diy and some sub to look at cats, he just saw that its le popular internet thing the kids like and decided to name his okay-ish burger joint/cafe that

>>18044507
i'll have a double abortion botburger with extra leftist rhetoric, and uhhhh on the side can i get a family sized meme of the week shitpost poutine, and for my drink it'll be a furrycommissiondrawnbysomeoneinthethirdworldforpenniesonthedollar slushy
17 updoots plus tip? sure thing, here's your silver kind stranger!

UPDATE: this food fucking sucks

>>18044658
alright buddy were all having a giggle but youre laying it a bit too thick

>>18044663
i could've done so much more

>>18044663
nah this thread sucks

>>18044671
keep going

>>18044681
no

>>18044507
Order of Rapeseed oil and niggertoes please

>>18044551
>walk a few more miles until I get to my place
Walk in and am immediately arrested.

>>18044518

>>18044618
>boomer
OK Zoomie, no need for that shit, we know you're young and have never been anywhere.
Every time I see the term boomer used here, it's posted by no-nothing weaklings that are still wet behind the ears.
I'm too young to be a boomer, but I know a young Zoomer when I see their posts.

>>18044551
>house full of fat guys with poor hygiene
Nah, no smell no see internet has it's perk

>>18044507
Avocado on toast with a banana soylent.

>>18044528
Hey, don't associate Spaghett with those faggots.

>>18044747
youre mentally handicapped, arent you

>>18044747
>gen X er aka "the irrelevant generation" spergs out
sad. many such cases!

>>18044507
plebbitors.
longpig is always on the menu.
npc longpig is guilt free.

>>18044936
Xers are actually the only post-WW2 generation that's somewhat based. Boomers, milleshits and zoozooms are all just different flavors of retarded.

>>18044507
I'll take about a pound of crispy bacon, hold the sriracha

>>18045070
>Xers are actually the only post-WW2 generation that's somewhat based
found the gen-x place holder person.
gen-x literally only existed as a fill in for people until gen-y came along.
gen-y owns the earth.

>>18045076
Right now as we speak some kids born in the 2010s start to get assertive and slowly prepare to take over. Gen A is our common enemy. You know who will call even the youngest zoomies among us old farts in the future? It's THEM. We'll have to join our forces in the future anyway.

>>18044507
>implying
Starvation is preferable. Can't even kill and eat one of the workers/customers, too much concentrated onions.

>>18044512
Skin from post op surgeries

>>18044512
Anything you'd like, m'lady

>>18044507
Where does this image originate from? And if you don't know, where did you find it?

I eat the redditors to increase my estrogen because I can't afford HRT to transition

>>18044507
I'll have the
> Wow this really blew up, thanks for the gold, Wife's Boyfriend burger, BBC sized please

>>18044747
>no-nothing

>>18044507
I think starving would be more preferable.

>>18044507
They serve freshly-clubbed baby seal, and you get a discount if you announce afterwards that "This gets my Seal of Approval!"

I'll have a double.

>>18044507
some titties and a side of yum yum sauce

>>18045092
Actually, it’s the jews. Who have excellent cuisine

>>18044551
>a nice residence in an earlier time that's now infested with roaches who migrated from shittier other houses after being forced out of those
i guess pic is from that earlier time since it isn't nearly filthy or rundown enough to be current

>>18045612
it originated from someone who browses reddit and took the picture to post on reddit
op found it on reddit

>>18044913
>banana soylent
I prefer the real thing.

>>18044512
bacon

>>18044507
Yeah give me a cock dog with a cum shake please.

>>18044551
old fag days

>>18044507
Narwhal bacon

>>18044516
Sir this is the food and cooking board the soy wordfilter doesn't apply

>>18045070
Gen X did nothing but complain about how much life sucks maaaaaaan, and then make dude weed movies well into their fucking fifties.

>>18047847
k

>>18047875
I can sum up Gen X in two words.
Seth
Rogan