/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18043220
Expensive as fuck but it tastes good.
Only other downside is that it has artificial sweeteners.

And what is your prize? An empire of dirt.

>>18043220
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING SOULLESS STARTUP SHILL. FUCK YOU. KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF YOU TRASH-TIER HIPPIE PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOURSELF.

I like to imagine that 4 boxes of this stuff has been bought thanks to people talking about it here. 2 of which were returned, opened.

>>18043220
This shit is overpriced
I might pick it up at the food bank

>>18043260
No, shilling here works wonders for these fucktards. Look at vark. Normies eat that shit everyday cause it was shilled here by the marketing soiboiz. xjdjeioriirdjekeifjfiiidj2kfitjkk in jdofjj

>Globohomo art

>>18043228
>artificial sweeteners
Damn, I would've tried it otherwise

Keto Chads can't stop winning

>>18043220
those boxes look like they were designed with royalty free corporate clipart
pozzed as fuck

>>18043220
>for grown-ups
the fabric of society will not sustain

>>18043220
hate that style of art
hate everything about this

>>18043220
you're lying if you think this shit tastes good. plus the boxes are small as fuck

>>18043220
I bought something like this in Kroger and it was like crunchy plastic with a horrible after taste. What makes this different?

>>18043220
I too crave the exact taste and texture of fully cured expanding foam.

>>18043220
>grain-free cereal
Am I having a stroke?

I literally cannot afford keto anymore.

>>18043318
>I would've tried keto cereal if it wasn't keto at all
what did he mean by this
just eat regular cereal then dummy

>>18043350
>fake sugar loaded
stop this crutch shit its as cringe as vegans and their fake meat. retrain your body, stop desiring sweet foods like a child.

>>18043220
Keto DOES work, but it made me feel miserable as fuck and ruined some foods for me
Wouldn't recommend. Fasting and exercising is all you need

>>18043768
this

>>18043915
we need to switch to something more affordable like not eating, smoking cigs drinking coffee and doing adderal

>>18043913
there's nothing wrong with desiring sweet foods as long as you eat the right kinds
whether you think artificial sugar is bad, I won't argue, but you can surely agree that things like fruits and dark chocolate in moderation are certainly not unhealthy

>>18043914
I only recommend keto to obese people, as a self-control crash course
no one has taken me up on it yet, unsurprisingly

>>18043220
>this is winning

t. your brain on keto

>>18043751
Honestly this stuff is pretty alright. I've tried the Peanut butter, fruity loops, Cookies and Cream and Chocolate flavors and they're solid across the board, I'd say the match the original cereal flavors to like 80% of what they're supposed to taste like. The only downside taste/texturewise is the low-carb starch they use tends to get stuck in my teeth like like a protein bar, but otherwise tastes pretty darn good.

The major downside is the price. The boxes are 7oz each and with a 4 pack with tax and shipping you're looking at something like $40+ bucks give or take depending on whether you have a discount or coupon or if they're having a special. My medium size bowls basically finish off a box in about 2-3 bowls give or take so they don't last very long for how much you're paying for. I'd only recommend it if they're having a sale or if you can snag a coupon code.

That said, they're probably the best tasting low-carb cereal out there. I don't get a sugar crash after eating them and each serving is like 15-20 grams of protein and is pretty filling overall.

>>18043220
>expensive
>chalky
>nothing worth eating
This product exists for nobody.

>>18043220
the art alone makes me not want to touch it.

>>18043967
eat an apple tubby

>>18044112
I'm not fat, but thanks for agreeing with me

>>18044063
This. Fuck corporate globohomo clip art.

>>18043220
if you use the word 'grown ups' on anything official youre probably still a child

What's the best flavor? Wanna try it, but I just want one box.

>>18043220
Only downside is that they get stuck in your teeth.

>>18043220
>Totally Delicious, Childlike Cereal for Grown-Ups

>>18043768
>I literally cannot afford keto anymore.
just eat nugget, spam and drink butter.

>>18044440
I'd say the Peanut Butter or the Fruit Loops are damn good if you're looking just to get 1-2 flavors to try out.

>>18043220
the sonic the hedgehog cereal is cheaper than this shit

It’s actually pretty good

>Can't buy boxes individually
FUCK

Ragusea tried to return his helix mattress after excitedly jumping on it while holding a bowl of magic spoon while trying to shoot 2 promos at once

>>18043253
>>18043220
Oh sweet, souless corporate art style

>>18043220
Stop trying to eat goyslop in order to eat a normal American diet while trying to be keto retard. How about you just eat real food?

>go on keto diet, carbs are bad!
My labia.
There’s literally scientific proof that a combination of both carbs and protein is the only healthy route. I got rid of my acne, lessened the severity of my menstrual cramps and lost 10 pounds after stopping the keto nonsense

>>18045639
It’s 2022.

Have fun! Enjoy all!

>>18045639
Come on, God.
It’s 2022.

Have fun! Enjoy all!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n11j73OYqOY

>>18043220
>globohomo art
no

>>18049715
Was this post posted from an alternate dimension where being a woman online is beneficial somehow