/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18000459
the whole point of not cooking them through is so the yolk can bleed all over your toast
why would you poach them if you hated the yolk?

>>18000473
I can't swallow them whole if I cook them through.

>>18000477
I'm sure you can do it anon, I believe in you.

>>18000477
coward

>>18000459
Did you know eggs are now inflated over 50% since Biden took office? Eggs….

>>18000735
They don't feel any bigger when I swallow them

>>18000459
Just swallow them raw.

>t. snake

>>18000459

I just hard poach them. It’s not too much effort for a tasty enough product.

>>18000477
If you swallow them whole, you won't get to enjoy all of the flavors of the egg.

>>18000459
eating the yolk is the entire point. if you don't want yolk then just hardboil the egg and take the yolk out afterwards. jesus fucking christ

>>18001759
And waste all those tolks?
>>18001709
I still taste it in my stomach

you're supposed to chew your food, anon

>>18000459
might as well be making hard boiled and just cram them

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT ANY EGG I MAKE RUNNY, I CUT AROUND THE YOLK, EAT THE EGG WHITES THEN TAKE THE WHOLE YOLK IN ONE SCOOP IN MY MOUTH SO IT DOESN'T RUN ALL OVER MY PLATE.

>>18003408
calm the fuck down, mate

>>18000735
no they aren't you faggot. they're still 99 cents/dozen at the Aldi's

>>18001895
what the fuck do you mean you "taste it in your stomach"

>>18003551
It's like how you smell with your tongue.

>>18003423
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME TELLING MY STORY TO YOU ABOUT HOW I EAT RUNNY EGGS?

>>18000459
Never tried it, but judging the diameter of an egg I know I can fit it down my throat

>>18000810
this, gotta eat big to eat big

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qt5rMUYCMnc

>>18000810
this, gotta eat big to get big

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qt5rMUYCMnc

What sick fuck came up with this torture?!
The only way to enjoy them is while they are still hot, however they always burn your mouth as the cheese inside is either 1 million degrees, or 5.

>>18003870
Too spicy

>>18000477
Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose and swallow it whole

>>18000459
I do this with sunny side up eggs. I eat the white first then swallow the yolk whole because I don't want to waste a single drop of egg yolk.

>>18000459
the heat from the toast cooks the yolk

>>18003741
pic gave me a good laugh. hopefully this will do the same in return.

>>18000459
How do you poach eggs without doing something super retarded like
> boiling plastic
> swirling them around
> add vinegar
Any protips anons?

>>18000459
Yesss. Sswallow whole eggs.

>>18003408

>>18000459
>Does anyone else just swallow the whole egg

>>18006331
>tiktok cancer
Nope, didn't laugh.

>>18006393
Crack the egg one mm above the 200°F water.

>>18000477
Not with THAT attitude you can't

>>18006331
That little faggot doesn’t know how to cook