/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Saweetie needs to eat a Sawed-off

>>17996765
First you think her name is retarded and then you realize her parents named her Diamonté Quiava Valentin Harper and it's really not so bad.

we are in hell

>>17996765
Instead of doing this retarded shit, why don't they just start selling their own version of animal-style fries

>>17996786
No, hell is repetition. We know this isn't hell yet because it's always a fresh hell.

We had the Popeyes Saweetie thing in Canada and no one has ever heard of whoever the fuck that is besides maybe some West Africans and Haitians larping as yanks

>>17996765
is that a person, and are they mentally retarded

>>17996865
It's a rap star.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_xJUCsyMQes

>>17996765
>that’s right goyi… I mean guys, your favorite programming update distribution personalities now all enjoy buying extra goyslop items and assembling them in new arrangements that express their own artistic vision and personal tastes so you should copy them because we understand how unique you are and know you live life your own way! So come on, add a side of fried chicken product to your side of fried potato, grab a few extra packets of corn syrup tomato paste, and express yourself!
Asteroid when?

>>17996923
she looks like she has herpes but doesn't know it

>>17996923
so yes to both

>>17996934

>>17996765
>anything can be a sandwich
>when maccas sells burgers, not sandwiches

>>17996765
So could I get a burger that's just buns cheese and a fuckload of fries?

>>17996765
>>17996923
gross

>>17996765
I don't know who Saweetie is, I'm guessing from the clouds in the image and the text and the fact that this website is super gay, that it's a drag queen or something.

But he is right, fries on top of a burger is great. The dip can be a topping is also reasonable, and almost a stupid thing to say and it's not clear to me whether people argue against it.
Anything can be a sandwich is stupid.

>>17996928
/pol/troons feeling victimized by food part 128

>>17996786
Based and Life-Is-Hell-Pilled.

>>17997464
more like JP Whiskers ahah :)

>>17996795
Cringe existentialist edgelord. Go read the stranger for the 7th time you loser

>>17997298
It's a female rapper, nigga.

>>17997526

>>17996788
They're still trying to shake their happy meal playground vibes, so they're trying their best to appeal to the 16-24 year old crowd. They want teenagers and college kids going there after class for their McCafe™ Caramel Lattes and 20 piece McNugget™. They don't care about the 30+s that just want decent fast food.

>>17996928
goyslob is my new favorite word

>>17996781
She just shorten it to Dia Harper when she introduces herself. Idk who she is but that name sounds alright to me.

>>17996958
that new meal looks hella lit, going to buy it and make a video/socialmedia story about it so everyone sees that I ate the new MC meal

>>17997526
Kek

>>17996765
You're suppose to explode my mouth with entertainment not make me PUUUUKE!
GET FUCKED!!

>>17997526
Good one anon! I can always count on your to bring a smile to my face.

>>17996923
Music sucks, but she's pretty at least.

>>17996958
MuhDicks basically admitting that not a single respectable person buys from them anymore with this new ad campaign.

>>17996923
Just a friendly reminder that Doja Cat only dates dorky, weird looking white dudes. Yes, that means you can get it.
https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8

>>17996786
I have bad news fren, it's only going to get much worse

>>17999188
is she? >>17999220
it's literally a monkey with makeup

>>17999220
She's half Jewish. She also used to post on 4chan.

>>17999235
Thats a different woman.
Are you faceblind or can't read the different names?

>>17999220
>those frilly daisy-dukes with the fly wide open and the g-string hiked up on her hips

>>17999247
you're right, but my point still stands, they're both literally monkeys with makeup

>>17996968
...burgers are sandwiches. Also, they sell chicken sandwiches and fish sandwiches.

>>17999245
half black, half jewish, woman posting on 4chan
is she masochist or something?

>>17999247
Can you tell the faces of monkeys apart?
Legit had problems telling people apart by faces the first week I was in Japan. After a month it was much, much easier though. Human pattern/facial recognition is quite amazing.

>>18000655
It was before literal white supremacists took over.

>saweetie eats like a dumb nigger
Okay good to know McDs. Thanks for the info

>>17999271
you mean the chicken burger and the fish burger?

I imagine myself entering McDonald's, walking up to the counter to place my order. I address the middle aged Salvadorian woman who is shaped like a bag of potatoes, and say "I'll have the Travis Scott meal." She would reply "what to drink" and I would look at her quizzically and say "I said Travis Scott meal... I gotta have my Sprite." She will say "anyting else" to which I would reply confidently "yeah. Cactus Jack sent me," as I crack a smug sidegrin, slyly pull out my wallet, and place my AmEx Gold in the chip reader before she even tells me the total.

She hands me the medium drink cup and the receipt, while I wonder why she even asked what I wanted to drink, when everyone knows the Travis Scott Meal is supposed to come with a Sprite. You would think someone who WORKS at McDonald's would know that, but once again I am smarter than the fast food wage slaves th-

"ORDER WAN TERTY SEEX"

I glance down at my receipt, and see that my number 135 has not yet been called. The fat construction worker standing by the drink machine walks up to get his order. Why did he get his food first? I am about to ask to speak with the manager because their employees are obviously

literally fucking who

>>17999245
Any proof on that? Beyond your word that is.

nah she gay

>>17996765
>>17996923
>Retarded ways of eating food
>It's a dumb darkie
Color me surprised.

Never forget what they took from you

>>18001726
>jail build in 1968
>jail build in 2012
jail design has come a long way

>>17997597
Can it with the PC trannyposting did you forget where you are? Drag queens are men

I want the mcfuture where the meat is a brick of xanax

>>17996923
Mmm choccy milkers

>>17996781
Why are they like this?