/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17986504
NO help

I already checked, why the hell do you think om asking?

>>17986523
bing.com

>>17986502
why are a*stralians like this

>>17986767
Because Aussies aren't people. They're all descendants of criminals and Denisovans.

>>17986502
you live in Perth retard, go to a farm and buy some cream

>>17986892
too complicated

>>17986502
We don't have such things because we are not big and fat here

literally any supermarket that isn't stocked from the eastern states

>>17987572
yes we fucking are you fucking idiot

>>17986502
From a cow retard

>>17986502
>Perth
Lol @ you're life

>>17987882
like what? we only have aldi/coles/woolworths/iga and everything else is vegan

>>17988024
cow udders dont fucking leak out pure heavy whipping creams you absolute fuckface, and bcantnown a cow, im a renter

>>17986502
You read a butter thread and want to have a go right?

>>17986502
>Perth
an hero, mate.

>>17986502
>Perth
Via noose or gun barrel

>>17988041
lol lmao get fucked cunt

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/610346

>Perth
Try moving to a real state

>>17988342
He said in Perth.

>>17986504
lol google hasn't been an effective search engine since 2018

>>17988028
iga will have it
mr fresh will have it
spudshed will have it
whichever of coles and woolies actually stocks WA milk will have it
fucking servos might even have it

look in the dairy section

bump

>>17986892
Do I get it straight from the farmer or will he go get it from a cow?
I’m happy to milk the farmer.

>>17986502
Heavy cream is just fatter milk. If you can't get it just buy millk and butter. Slowly melt 1:1 Butter in milk while stearing. Et voila, you have heavy cream. You can add more butter for double. Enjoy.

>>17986502
>live in piss weak city with only 2 million people
>comes to a site where a couple of hundred people are active
>HEY CUNTS WHERES THIS SPECIFIC THING IN MY SPECIFIC AREA
is this guy serious?

>>17989508
its not fucking specific retard

>>17986502
Get out of my city you stupid cunt.
Also you can get it at good grocer

>>17986502
fuck you're an idiot. any gourmet food store will have some

>>17989652
what the fuck is a gourmet store?

>>17989658

>>17989658
nigger what business do you have with unadulterated double cream

>>17989666
thats just a fucking supermarket you fucking retard

>>17989822
Im obviously wanting this for a fucking important reason holyshit, i have type 2 diabetes and i must have heavy whipping cream with a bit of fruit or else im going to lose my fucking mind, its the only thing that stops my stress from lack of sugar, i DONT trust sweateners and my doctor agrees to stay away from sweateners and fake ingredients cuz its fucking killing me, the fucking vegetable gum put my fasting blood sugar to 11

>>17989827
if you're t2d and were consuming significant daily amounts of carrageen it was likely suppressing your thyroid also, you should ask dr fakeshit for some t3, t4, prog-e, start consuming coconut oil, cooking with refined coconut oil, and consume a whole carrot daily preferably by shredding lengthwise, probably start a 5:3:1g sodium magnesium potassium daily electrolyte intake and take at least 25/1mg zinc/copper supp, the z/cu would be better from oysters or even tinned cod livers

>>17989827
>>17990132

you know what chubs if it were me i'd probably ask for a full 10 day amoxicillin course too

>>17990132
go fuck yourself and dont give advice to people who you know NOTHING about my situation at fucking all, i sisd vegetable gum fool, thats not carrageen, its guar gum.

Fuck your fucking coconutss and dosgustinf carrots, you have no idea about my life, i eat loads of vegetablds every dau but FUCK carrots, I CAME HERE FOR S SIMPLE ANSWER, I WANT REAL DOUBLE WHIPPING CREAL, FUCK OFF WITH UR SHITTY CLUELESS ADVICE

>>17990197