/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The jews and their depraved schemes are a pitfall of humanity

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>>17980068
Idiot. Why waste your money on a mug when this exists?

>>17980082
>unitaskers

>>17980082
it's REALLY difficult to drink coffee with those.

>>17980082
I HAVE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!

>>17980092
>rocks
>unitaskers

You are a mong amongst mongs. Lemme show you.

Chucks rock at two birds, both have been killed.

>>17980091
Find the right stone and you have a mug.

>>17980068
the grit of the mug sharpens the knife

>implying that my mugs are decent quality

>>17980111
Yes.

>>17980099
The grit of the rock sharpens Death's scythe.

>>17980068
because I like having a 40 pound three sided sharpening stone that sits on my dryer that hasn't been used once since i got it a year ago.

>>17980571
Based

>>17980697
i block it out of my field of vision every time I go in the laundry room. I actually haven't thought about it in months despite seeing it at least a few times a week. i'll actually try out the sharpening techniques and make a thread later.

I’m so fucking sick of you faggots and your fucking meme knives.
Pic is all you need. It cuts anything you’d need to cut. If it can’t cut something, it means that thing isn’t edible so stop trying to fucking eat it.

But no, you lazy ass faggots are all
>fuck using a rock to cut food!
>instead, let’s grab a shit ton of rocks, and spend all day crushing them, and spend another day burning those rocks in a huge hot ass fire, just so we can get a tiny bit of OMG METAL out of them, and then spend another fucking day using another hot ass fire so we can make the metal red and smack the shit out of it until it’s roughly the same fucking shape of the rock-knife we don’t like, and then spend yet ANOTHER fucking day rubbing that metal against a fucking rock until the edges are sharp just like the rock-knife we don’t like
>and then we can use it to cut food!!
See how fucking retarded that is?

Holy shit. The copper age was a fucking mistake and it’s why we have useless lazy zoomers.

>>17980068
>blunting your mug

>>17980082
File name - > Kashmir

>>17980111
Now say this again without being under the influence of alcohol

I use back of plate desu.

>>17980571
Larp

>>17980068
>trying to trick me into cutting my mug
You can fuck right off, faggot.

>>17980706
Cut back on alcohol

>>17980068
Just throw it out when it dulls and buy a new knife. You aren't poor or anything, right? Right, anon?

>>17980771
>Keeping your mug sharpened.

>>17980812
>Comparing efficient use of resources to the amount of money someone has.
ngmi

>>17980808

>>17980820
>rinsing, drying, and reusing paper towels
You have fun with that. I’ll buy a new roll.

>>17980834
>bottom left

>>17980836
>>rinsing, drying, and reusing paper towels
>You have fun with that. I’ll buy a new roll.

>>17980068
>knives
it's waterjets or you're a homo.

>>17980897
Damn things must be rough if the idea of buying new paper towels leads to a soicuck ragepost

>>17980096
Based. Get out of my light, you fags, I'm trying to get a tan before beating off in the marketplace.

>>17980111
trips of truth

>>17980983
behold! a faggot!

>>17980967
I must enrich the kike...
I must cunsooooooooom!!

>>17980812
Retards like you are why planned obsolescence works.

>>17980983
behold! a hotdog stand!

>>17981251
Frankly this.

>>17980068
thats just for honing not sharpening

>>17980092
you can do a million things with a rock. sharpen your knife in it, hold paper down, hit someone with it, cram it, the list goes on...

>>17980706
>the copper age and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>17981241
take your meds or stay on /pol/, it's your choiche

>>17981514
Hmmhm, I see. I'll do the former.

>>17980068
return to monkey

>>17980068
my whetstone costs like $0.80 ;_;
is enough to do the cut paper thing.

>>17980771
>not redressing your mug with another mug

>>17980703
You better make that thread there homo we’ll be waiting

>>17981583
uhh wtf
Is that a capucin displaying fairly complex tool use?

>>17980068
Because sharpening stones are better suited for the job and don't cost that much. If you can't afford a whetstone you've got problems.

>>17981583
was so worried it was gonna slice its palm

>>17981583
Is this an average American male?

>>17981254
I don't know why that got me

>>17980950
>he doesn't sharpen his waterjets
I bet you don't calibrate your microwave either

>>17980771
>>17982567
Fucking kek

>>17980706
>neolithicfag
yes, yes try to impose your agricultural faggotry.

>>17982664
You don't think that monkey is putting an actual edge on that knife do you,

>>17980983
If only rubbing my belly had the same effect on my hunger!

>>17983206
lol I mean I guess I thought it was already somewhat sharp to begin with

>>17980812
I'm not poor and it's because I don't waste my money on stupid shit like you do. I'll bet you buy ceramic spatulas.

>>17980068
>Why waste money
Maybe because they've never experienced the difference.

>>17980096
Excellent post

>>17983272
I can rub you anoni :)

>>17980706
If you don't like girls with a lot of body hair this entire post is a larp.

>>17980068
This is what it looks like when you zoom in on the blade.

>>17982997
Good rock cut good.
I guess. You need more?

>>17985579
I'm not chopping fucking atoms so who gives a shit

>>17985682
me

>>17985682
It's certainly none of your business.

>>17985733
Explain your pic, pls, tx

>>17986018
not poster. It is one of several ways of checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife, to cut alive thing, e.g. fruit, on such cleanness, that surface does not seem to have any ripping, thus as if ongoing material randomly split apart with no form of brute force used.

>>17986717
>checking both skills of chef and sharpness of knife
i can literal put a reflective mirror finish (if viewed from a shallow angle) in a piece of wood with a plane sharpened on an india stone and some crox stropping
>muh skill

>>17980082
>kashmir
Good morning sirs

>>17980091
Fucking casual

>>17982695
average knife enthusiast, I believe. average American buys a new knife when it gets dull, if he were to realize it that is

>>17980092
Also good for stoning the wife if she gets out of hand.

>>17980706
>he doesn't use sharpened oyster shells

>>17980068
the heat from the knife cooks the coffee

>>17985733
you can cheese this with an obsidian knife, no skill required just slice. Wither way both look like they'd be fine for cooking or in a salad or whatever. It's food, not architecture.

>>17981478
I see what you did there

>>17980706
>look at me with my serrated edge.
Fuck off

>>17981583
wtf is this real?

>>17981583
I'd like to teach him how to sharpen properly.

>>17981583
why do monkeys do things so fast and quick. Do they have too much muscles to control? It's like turbo mode all the time.